The little Taoist priest lay beside me and breathed a long sigh of relief, and the Hong Kong dialect also sat on the ground with a sigh of emotion. "This is a corpse, is it?"

I want to spray what I said, who ran into a dog just now, and now I'm talking big.

The little Taoist priest stood up suddenly, pointed not far away and scolded: "Old man, why did you come, you almost collected my body, where did you go to drink, it's not my life, I got on the ghost bus by the way." ”

Leisurely walked out of an old way in the dark, this is the master of the little Taoist, it is worthy of the master and apprentice are so unreliable. The old Taoist priest smiled, no matter which angle he looked at, he was not a good person.

"Isn't this a test for you as a teacher?" He was about sixty years old, dressed in a gray robe, and his body exuded a smell of wine.

The people who supported the bus before all came down to talk to Lao Dao, chattering, and completely drying up my hero.

"Hey, I saved your lives." I was dissatisfied.

Indirect Hong Kong-flavored Mandarin, "And my good." ”

Everyone looked at us, and the driver smiled innocently, "Little brother, this is the master of the pure heart you are looking for." ”

I looked up and down seven or eight times, no matter how I looked at it, I couldn't see what this old Taoist was capable of, it seemed that it was not as good as the little Taoist, the fairy wind Dao bones, fooling people, it was easy.

"Brother Dongdong, the Pure Heart View is a Taoist Temple." The little Taoist priest explained.

This fucking, it's a Taoist temple, I didn't say it earlier, I thought it was a place name, and I dared to love a broken Taoist temple.

So far, we can't be too hypocritical, we have reached this point, at least we haven't taken the wrong road.

Lao Dao walked up to the fire and swept his sleeves, "Sin, sin." ”

I looked at him as a monk or a Taoist priest, full of alcohol.

"Okay, okay, the big guy gets in the car first, the police will come in a while, they all think about what to say, don't talk about zongzi, remember not to miss it." The driver greeted us to get into the car.

Waited for more than an hour, with the police there was an ambulance, I, Niu Fat, Xiao Taoist, Hong Kong and Taiwan and a few injured men in the bus were taken away by ambulance, the check was fine, my ear was injured last time, it was not very good, this time it was aggravated, a lot of drugs were prescribed, Niu Fat was stunned by nothing at all. The little Taoist priest is just bruised, Hong Kong accent, no big deal. For the first time, the Hong Kong dialect made me understand the meaning of this sentence, people must not be beautiful, and the sea cannot be measured.

There was no banquet to disperse, check that it was okay, a few people had a meal, left each other's contact information, and then dispersed, and walked three miles of mountain roads with crutches before arriving at the so-called Pure Heart Taoist Temple.

Don't look at the cynicism of the old way, the Taoist temple is located on the top of the mountain, because of the environment, quite the meaning of the immortals in the mountain, don't look at the Taoist temple is not big, but the sparrow is small, the five organs are complete, the main hall is a Jade Emperor, the golden light is shining, the side hall is the Taoist immortals who sit down, I know, I don't know, all here, the most attractive to me is a row of shelves, one by one on the clay figurines are lifelike. In particular, the roof of the Taoist temple looks like a black pearl in the mountains if viewed from a distance.

I looked at it in a daze, I really didn't expect it, the two Taoist priests are not good, this Taoist meditation is quite face-saving.

"The entire Taoist temple, just the two of you?" I asked.

The little Taoist priest took me and Niu Fat's luggage into a guest room, "Just me and my master, isn't there one more person now?" ”

"One more?"

"You."

I didn't want to stay, although this Taoist temple is good, but people like me don't belong here, "I won't stay, I just ask about something." ”

The little Taoist priest didn't continue to ask me about what I wanted to inquire about, "My master is waiting for you in the main hall, if you want to ask, you can only ask, you can only go by yourself." ”

Said the mystery of the gods, out of the guest room, I walked into the main hall, the main hall is much higher than the general Taoist temple, the door is not big, go in to see the statue of the Jade Emperor, give people the feeling that they are like insects and ants. The Jade Emperor wore a yellow robe, and the golden cloak covered his arms and drooped downward, unconsciously looking up at the statue of the Jade Emperor.

"How?" The voice of the old man sounded behind me.

"How did this statue come to be?"

"Immortals, immortals, shouldn't we ordinary people look up?"

I turned my head and found that yesterday I was sloppy and old-fashioned, but today I am neat and tidy, and my words and deeds have to make me respect a little in my heart. "You?"

"I'm a stinky old man, and I'll stand in front of you neatly and meticulously?" Lao Dao asked me rhetorically.

I smiled awkwardly, "It was unexpected." ”

"People have good and evil, and those who judge others based on their appearance alone have little ability in themselves, and the more glamorous they are, the less capable they are, just like land students." The old man named and knocked on the side, scolding both of them.

"Sir, shall I come?" Damn, what am I here for? The boss said let me come, but didn't say what to do.

"Stay well, nothing else." There is something wrong with what Lao Dao said, the boss can't be so kind to let me come on vacation.

At this moment a woman ran in the doorway, her skin was slightly dark and rough, and she was sweating profusely. "Giving birth." As soon as you enter the door, you shout in the local dialect. Seeing me standing in the Taoist temple, he grabbed me, "Have you seen Sheng'er?" "I heard it roughly.

"Nope."

It happened that the little Taoist priest walked out from the path on the right side of the front hall with firewood. "Auntie."

When the woman saw the little Taoist priest, she put me aside, "Sheng'er, today your uncle is the seventh, please go and take a look." ”

This Taoist temple still does everything, the first seven ask the little Taoist priest to do it?

I don't care about them, look around, where did Niu Fat go?

"Brother Dong, I'm going out to do the first seven ceremonies for others, there is a vegetable field behind the Taoist temple, and the kitchen is behind the main hall, you and such a fat brother, make some by yourself, remember to call my master to eat." As he spoke, he grabbed something on the bed next to me.

"Isn't this a guest room?"

"The Taoist temple is relatively small, this is my room, usually men will live here, and women are in the next room." After saying that, he went out with a bamboo basket on his back.

The guest room is not a guest room in the concept of brother, but it is much better than Niu Fat's previous nest, and the place where Niu Pang lives smells of stinky feet, saying that the phone rang a few times yesterday, but I didn't have time to look at it. I took out my mobile phone, more than 10 misses, made a call, couldn't dial, and turned out to be - no - letter - number. The signal flashed a tick.

It's really not easy for the little Taoist priest to talk to me in this situation. I walked out of the courtyard, sitting at the door of the Taoist temple, holding the mobile phone and barely having two bars of signal, you are dissatisfied with the wireless world, brother is still struggling with the mobile phone signal problem. Finally, a call was made, and the signal was cut off.

"Ma Dong, do me a favor, help me pull the water." Niu Fat walked to me from the right side of the side hall.

I saw that he was tired and sweating profusely, "You really follow the local customs, you can't even make a phone call in this hellish place." ”

"There is a telephone in the house, and the little Taoist priest has pulled the telephone line himself, how can there be a signal in the mountains." Niu Fat is a person who has the ability to adapt to eating is fast, and he is a dick like me, without a mobile phone, which is equivalent to no life.

I ran back to my room and searched for a long time but couldn't find the so-called phone.

"Under the little Taoist's bed." White Fang leaned against the doorframe.

I don't want to say anything, whose phone is under the bed?

In the evening, for a person like me who eats fast food and vomits, facing a table of vegetarian dishes, Sensei Duo picked up chopsticks and put half a pot of vegetables in his mouth. At the same time, he also stretched out his thumb, "Niu Fat, what are you really doing." ”

When Niu Fat saw my move, he opened his mouth and worried about how to swallow it for me. The old man on the other side changed his clean clothes and turned into a sloppy old man again, with a pot of soju on his left hand.

"Taoist priests still drink soju?" I asked him while I was chopping rice.

Lao Dao took a sip of soju, swallowed his stomach, and enjoyed it with a satisfied face, "I am a Taoist priest during the day, a Taoist priest at night, and a Taoist priest during the day and night, what are you doing so tiring to be a human being?" ”

After a few sips, I was confused, and I want to get along with such a person for a while, and it is enough for me.

Lao Dao took out a pill from his coat pocket and handed it to Niu Fat, "This is your medicine." "Seeing that the cow was fat, he didn't even have a wrapping paper on the table.

Niu Fat looked at it for a while, and he was puzzled.

"Your own body knows that you have been invaded by corpses." Eat the rice in your bowl and go back to your house with soju.

I snatched the pill, and the black didn't slip away, "Isn't this the mud he picked up?" "This is completely looking at the shadow left by the living Buddha Jigong.