Shouldn't it be an earthquake in the third dream?

Before I could sort out the relationship between the reality in front of me and the dream of the year, there was a crisp snap, and I don't know something, I slapped me the left side of my face, and then the right cheek......

The place was so dark and the slap was so hard that I couldn't recognize what had struck me after several blows, but the tears fell uncontrollably. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info It's not just because I feel aggrieved, these few times, it's really TMD pain!

Hitting people without slapping their faces, I couldn't help but scold: "There is a kind, you change to a bright place, let's fight alone!" ”

Not to mention, this scolding was really good, and the other party immediately stopped attacking my face, and then quietly retreated into the darkness in front of him.

Caught in this boundless darkness and such a strange environment, I was afraid of a trap, so I didn't dare to rush over, but I just opened my hands and tried to pull twice in front of me, but I didn't touch anything.

I need light, even if it's just a little bit.

The world where you can't see anything is terrible. If only I could have a box of matches in my hand?

By the way, thinking of this, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in my mind, didn't I have a flashlight in my treasure house, that thing is much better than matches.

It's just that there are too many things in the treasure house, and my eyes are now in a state of "can't see" anything, so how easy is it to find a flashlight that I don't know when to put it in? It would be nice if Sha Laosan was by his side, with his omnipotent thief hands, it would definitely be much easier for me to find things.

In the middle of my thoughts, a sharp pain suddenly came from my limbs at the same time, as if thousands of needles had suddenly pierced it......

When I finally couldn't help but scream, a cloud of icy liquid spilled on my face. Many of them even got into my eyes, itching, and even a little painful.

Out of a self-protective instinct, I quickly closed my eyes.

When I opened it again, there was light in front of me, light from the blue sky and white clouds. I was lying on the ground, but luckily I didn't see a rainbow.

Immediately after, an untimely face came over.

It's actually a big horse monkey! Looking at his smile, which was even uglier than Dong Shi's smile, I resisted the urge to vomit, tried to return a smile that I probably couldn't see anywhere, and then asked, "Where are we now?" ”

The big horse monkey was stunned for a moment, and then used the unique expression of a monkey to make a gesture to me, and I rolled my eyes in anger: "Aren't you able to become human?" Let's change to a beautiful woman and come and talk to me! ”

The big horse monkey rolled my eyes back, then shook his head back......

Well, what turned back was a human face, and it was a woman, but it didn't match the beauty, what did Stephen Chow's royal flower girl look like, everyone remembers. The one in front of me is even better. In particular, it only changed this face with too much male hormones, and the rest of the body was still a furry monkey.

Forget it, I'm not going to bother with a brute.

I frowned and continued to ask, "Are you following me through too?" Why, I have always refused to jump out? Anyway, you are also a monkey with Taoism, are you so afraid of death? ”

"Crossing?" The big horse monkey's eyes blinked, "What do you mean?" ”

"It's just going back in time", I try to simplify the language, "for example, I...... The Jurassic that we have been to, no, the Spring and Autumn Warring States! ”

"I don't need to explain this, I know what it means to cross", the big horse monkey showed a helpless expression on his face playing the piano to the cow, "I mean, you have been lying here for six hours, and you haven't turned your body a bit, where is the crossing?" ”

"So, I'm back!" I was ecstatic, "And, it's only been six hours, haha!" ”

"Are you alright?" The big horse monkey stretched out his hairy right hand and put it on my forehead, "This fever has indeed subsided, why are you still talking nonsense?" ”

"You're talking nonsense, I'm very sober now!" I grabbed its hand and tried to sit up first. As a result, not only did it not succeed, but it also affected the wound, and the whole body ached, all kinds of pain.

God, how many wounds I have on this body!

Looking at my grinning and surprised expression, the big horse monkey first disgusted me with an extremely ugly shape, and then wiped his face back to the beautiful face I had seen before, and then jumped up and reprimanded me: "Now, you know it hurts, right?" See how dare you move! ”

Well, this face looks much more comfortable, and I can even feel a lot less pain in my body. I nodded gratefully to the big horse monkey, gave up my intention to sit up, lay down and asked, "How many wounds do I have?" ”

The big horse monkey pretended to glance me up and down, and then deliberately frowned: "Oops, we monkeys are not good at math." I can't count how many wounds there are on your body. ”

I knew that it wanted to reassure me by saying this, so I didn't think about the injuries on my body, and I looked down and thought for a while, and then I thought about teasing: "I remember, when the hornet swarm started attacking, you were afraid to hide on me." The hornets poked a lot of holes in me, why didn't it affect you at all, it's so unfair. ”

"That's," the big horse monkey grinned, "no matter how big those hornets are, they're brainless bugs, how can they hurt me who is so smart?" ”

"So, what about the hornets?" I was a little curious, and I couldn't help but ask, "Did they run away without killing me?" That's irresponsible, isn't it? ”

"You're pretty beautiful," the monkey glared at me with a smile, "how could they leave on their own initiative." Even if a wasp stings you can't kill you, there are meat-eating wolves behind you, and it's hard for you to leave the whole corpse. Nature is ......"

"Naturally what?" I was amused by its writhing expression, and after touching the wound, I couldn't help but cough a few times: "No...... Will it be...... You ran them away, didn't you? Aren't you a deserter? ”

"Nasty!" The big horse monkey stretched out his hairy right hand again, and put it on my shoulder, which should be a wound somewhere, and patted it hard, "Do you trust me so much?" Of course it's me...... Ah, defeat them. ”

"Guys?" The monkey was so heavy that I couldn't help but bare my teeth, "You mean, the spider came back in time?" ”

"Hmm", the big horse monkey finally got up, "in terms of offense, it is the main force, I am only responsible for defense, as much as possible to save your life." ”

"Oh, then I'm really going to say thank you!" I tried to squeeze out a smile, "By the way, where's the spider?" He's not going to be in ...... Clean up the battlefield, right? ”