Chapter 298: King Kong Barbie
"I'm coming." Wu Yi was very stunned, and Zhang Kai was about to answer, but a thunderous voice sounded behind him, answering the bitter man's inquiry, it turned out that the bitter man in front of Wu Yi was not talking to Wu Yi.
Wu Yi turned his head to look after hearing the voice, but only saw a pile of muscles as solid as stones, the vigorous beating muscles simply blinded Wu Yi's eyes, and the other party could directly crush the hard stones by relying on the muscles as soon as he used his strength.
The so-called ability to stand on the fist and run the horse on the arm is just like this.
The person behind him was at least a head taller than Wu Yi, so that Wu Yi could only see his body below his head, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, tall and strong, what a majestic man he must be.
This muscle made Wu Yi ashamed, I am afraid that after transforming into a bear man, he will not be able to compare with the other party, Wu Yi feels that the title of devil muscle man should be given to the other party.
Wu Yi took two steps back, ready to see what kind of man could have such a burly figure as King Kong, but when he saw the other party's appearance, Wu Yi was completely stunned.
This is a delicate, petite and cute face, with big eyes, small lips, a firm nose and pink and snow-white skin, this delicate face like Barbie will be quite lovely if it grows on the body of a young girl.
But the ideal is very plump and the reality is very skinny, but the real situation is that this Barbie's face is on the body of a devil muscular man, how incongruous it is. (You can make up Nezha in 100,000 cold jokes)
It's like putting the head of a noble lady dog on a Tibetan mastiff, which is neither cute nor mighty. What kind of fuss is this?
It is the angel face and devil figure, the wonderful combination that kills everyone in an instant!
The moment he saw the full picture of the person behind him, Wu Yi automatically called him King Kong Barbie, with the body of King Kong, but with the appearance of Barbie, no matter what, since this guy has grown like this, Wu Yi can only sigh how 'good' his (her) parents must be.
King Kong Barbie has two buns tied on her head, and they are also tied with red ropes, like a little urchin. It seems that her appearance is going to sell cuteness to the end.
And his body is wearing a very powerful briefs. With his upper body exposed and a red cloak draped behind him, he was dressed in classic Spartan makeup, but the other Spartans were really weak compared to his terrible body, which often made Spartan makeup. Ten streets were blown up.
He carried a huge hammer on his right shoulder. The hammer had countless barbs on it. With a light rub, he can bring off a few catties of flesh and blood, and his Barbie face is more than one size smaller than that of the hammer. This looks even more domineering, and people can't help but imagine that this giant hammer can smash people into meatloaf if it smashes on people.
The oppressive force brought by this King Kong Barbie is even worse than the one he has ever faced with the Crazy Titan, and the giant hammer beast god horse is not even worthy of carrying shoes, which makes Wu Yi simply breathless, he has not felt this way for a long time, but he did not expect to see such a strange character in the flea market of a heavy sky.
Originally, the tiger's back and bear's waist but the delicate face were some of Long Aotian's thoughts, and he hoped that he was such a characteristic, but the tiger's back and bear's waist were like King Kong, and the face was as delicate as Barbie's delicate as a woman, and the combination of the two was really a dissonance.
After King Kong Barbie answered, the bitter man's face became even more bitter, and he sighed, "You shouldn't have come." ”
"I'm already here." King Kong Barbie said with a frown.
"You'll regret it." The bitter man's expression was solemn.
"I never knew what regret was." King Kong Barbie sneered and said, he smashed the giant hammer on his shoulder hard, and smashed out a deep pit, and the rubble splashed, making Wu Yi, who was closer to him, feel pain all over his body, Wu Yi hurriedly escorted Yue'er and retreated a few steps away from him.
"Why do you bother with each other, actually, I want to be a good person." The bitter man's expression was even more bitter.
"I know it's going to be painful and sad for you, but that's what I like to see." King Kong Barbie's words were almost shouted, like thunder, shaking around, unusually terrifyingly loud.
The words of the two were very-for-tat and unfathomable, which made Wu Yi more and more incomprehensible, I don't know what the situation of these two was, and the somewhat tense conversation between the two seemed to have attracted the attention of the surrounding crowd, and the reincarnators seemed to have inherited the tradition of the people of the Celestial Empire who loved to watch the excitement, and they came up to watch.
"Do you think that if you hide in a flea market, I won't be able to find you? It's useless, a person with a dick silk temperament like you, no matter where you are, is like a firefly in the dark, so distinct, so outstanding. ”
"Your confused and lewd eyes with a hint of lewdness, old-fashioned and shabby clothing, short and frustrated figure, coupled with that tricky half-squatting posture, the temperament of the dick is so nakedly exposed."
"Even if you are dozens of meters away, I can feel the storage of your powerful dick silk aura."
"However, although you are a dick like me, why bother with dicks, but there are rules in the industry, no matter what, you have to pay off the employment fee! Don't you have to pay for the thugs! Don't worry, I've hammered the goal you said into a small pie, and I can't even recognize the ghost, and I'm absolutely satisfied with you. King Kong Barbie said very domineeringly.
"I thought that with the friendship between the two of us, I could talk about some feelings, but I didn't expect it to be a deal!" The bitter man shook his head and sighed.
"Don't talk nonsense, it's natural to pay back debts. No matter how good the relationship between the two of us is, business belongs to business, and friends return to friends. You're going to pay for the action of hiring me to hammer the bread, and I'm the one who eats it, you know. King Kong Barbie frowned at the bitter man and said.
"Okay, you guy, next time you come to buy my talisman, it won't be discounted again." The bitter man replied, and as he spoke, he traded the reincarnation watch with King Kong Barbie, and the two quickly whispered shoulder to shoulder.
"Hehe, with this money, you can go to the Dream Bar to have a good time, I haven't seen the old man for a long time, and I miss it very much. If you still have business in the future, remember to look for me, the credibility is guaranteed. "After getting paid. King Kong Barbie was very happy, patted the bitter man's shoulder and turned to leave, and the crowd dispersed.
Wu Yi didn't leave, because Wu Yi finally found the target he was looking for, Daier once showed Wu Yi the appearance of Liu Yishou, so Wu Yi recognized at a glance that one of the protagonists of this farce was the bitter man Liu Yishou.
Wu Yi did not immediately explain his relationship with Dai'er and others, although relying on his relationship with Zhang Feng, Liu Yishou may have a certain amount of care for Wu Yi, but it is better to be recognized by the other party, only to let the other party realize his strength. in order to make them respect themselves.
Wu Yi carefully observed the things that Liu Yishou set up a stall to sell. There are medicines, weapons, talismans and other miscellaneous items on it, and the prices are high and low, but the above introduction is very sensational.
Mighty King Kong Pill: Mighty King Kong Gate's unique medicine, the supreme elixir that enhances strength. It can permanently double the strength after consumption. Tong Su is not bullied. Quality is assured.
White Camel Mountain Bone Powder: People are floating in the rivers and lakes. Who can not get stabbed? White Camel Mountain Bone Powder, both internal and external use have miraculous effects. I took a knife and painted a pack. Bag you want to take a second cut; flashed his waist, took a pack, and lived to 200 without showing his age! After use, it can make people break bones together, heal instantly, and have the effect of strengthening the body.
Gold Silk Armor: Invulnerable inner armor, made of a hundred alchemy gold wires, invulnerable after wearing, is a must-have item for adventures in the mission world.
Invisibility Talisman: An invisibility talisman that can make people enter a state of invisibility after use, and cannot be broken by non-powerful pupil techniques.
The introduction of items is extremely exaggerated, and so on, and the effect is really exciting.
At this time, a novice reincarnator walked to Liu Yishou's stall, pointed to the Mighty King Kong Pill and said to Liu Yishou: "Does this Mighty King Kong Pill really have such a good effect, it makes people permanently double their strength, this effect is too exaggerated." ”
When the reincarnation watch is closely related to the reincarnation, when the reincarnation completes the ascension mission or ladder challenge, not only will the status be improved, but the reincarnation watch will also be strengthened by the main god, gaining more functions, and the style of the reincarnation watch will also change.
The style of the young man's reincarnation watch in front of Liu Yi's booth is exactly the same as Wu Yi's, obviously a reincarnation of a heavy heaven, plus some other details, it can be seen that he is a reincarnation who has just gone through the trial of newcomers.
"This little brother, at a glance, you know that you are coming to this flea market for the first time, and the name of my Uncle Liu Yishou is unknown to everyone here. Produced by uncle, it must be a high-quality product. We can now do it to prove that this powerful vajra pill definitely has this effect. Liu Yishou said.
"Oh, what's the proof?" The newcomer reincarnation said.
"It's easy." Liu Yiyi said, a talisman suddenly appeared in his hand, and after he crushed the talisman, he produced a summoning circle, and summoned a goblin from the circle.
It was a short, filthy black goblin, and when it appeared, it stood stunned in place, holding a black wooden stick in its hand, which seemed to be its weapon.
This is the weakest black goblin in the goblin clan, the goblin is originally synonymous with weakness, and its strength is even less worth mentioning, even an adult man can beat it both.
"After I subdued this Mighty Kong Pill to this ugly goblin, it is guaranteed to double its strength and become a powerful bear goblin, a fighter among goblins." Liu Yishou said.
He did not hesitate to give the powerful Vajra pill to the black goblin, and the goblin immediately let out a terrible howl, and the scream was really endless for three days, it was really tragic, like an ogre who had exploded a chrysanthemum.
The screams of the black goblin startled the newcomer reincarnation, he looked at Liu Yishou with suspicion, Liu Yishou smiled, and said: "This Mighty Vajra Pill has such a good medicinal effect, of course, it is a bit overbearing, of course it will suffer a lot when transforming the body, but it has absolutely no side effects, which you can see later." ”
Sure enough, the black goblin was rolling on the ground in pain, but Wu Yi also saw that the goblin's muscles were expanding at an extremely fast speed, and his body was also swollen in a circle, and the rags he was wearing were all swollen.
After a few minutes, the black goblin stopped struggling, and the effects of the medicine seemed to have been fully exerted, and it was literally reborn.
In Wu Yi's heavenly eyes, I saw that its power attribute had really risen from four to eight, and it had indeed doubled, and it had strengthened from a black goblin to a bear goblin in just a few minutes. (To be continued......)