Chapter 132: Terrible Imperial Black Technology
In the snow around the Imperial camp, Li Hei was doing something strange. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
He stole a shovel from a pile of debris in a corner of the Imperial camp and is now digging a hole in the snow.
"Uncle's ...... Am I crazy? "The hole that Li Hei dug has begun to see the scale, at least it can be regarded as a hole and not a pit, and now when he stands in the hole, his head can only reach the position of the ground. It had taken Li Hei more than half an hour to dig such a one-person deep hole, and it was still up to the shovel in his hand to have such efficiency.
[Imperial Labor Happy Shovel] battlefield item, you can use this shovel to easily dig up the dirt in the snow, and directly make the dug up dirt disappear into the shovel.
Although Li Hei didn't know why the empire had such a strange slogan, Li Hei still used the shovel happily. After shoveling down a few more times, Li Hei began to feel that the space he could move was a little smaller, it seemed that he didn't pay attention to leaving enough width when digging just now, and now he could only stand sideways in the hole.
"Let's make this a little wider...... Otherwise, it will get more and more crowded, right? Li Hei muttered, preparing to come out of the cave first.
However, at this moment, a green light flashed from the [Shenmu Lianli Vine] he was wearing, and the living Su Xuewei appeared beside Li Hei.
said that he was talking about his side, but in fact, he was also crowded in the pit with Li Hei, and what was even worse was that because Li Hei did not leave enough width, the posture of the two of them was now facing each other tightly, and at the same time close to the soil on both sides.
"Holy! What is the situation! Su Xuewei just reacted and screamed.
"I still want to ask you......" Li Hei's eyelids jumped with fright, and then said slowly.
Fortunately, this is in the game, and there will be no feeling of suffocation, if it is put into reality, it is estimated that the two of them will not even have the strength to speak. But even if there is no feeling of suffocation, the touch caused by the two of them sticking to each other is enough to make people blush and heartbeat.
"Hurry up and find a way to get out......" Su Xuewei said hurriedly, but the sound she made became inaudible.
Li Hei didn't notice Su Xuewei's change at all, but struggled to pick up the shovel with one hand and stretched it towards the piece of dirt behind Su Xuewei, hoping to widen the width of the hole and free the two.
Li Hei's move like this caused more friction with Su Xuewei. Su Xuewei turned her head away, trying to hide the strange expression on her face, but Li Hei understood it as a signal for him to start shoveling the soil, and with her right hand, she thrust a shovel into the soil.
However, the shovel is useless when it gets into the dirt, and according to the item description of the [Empire's Labor Happy Shovel], the dirt can only be made to disappear after digging up the dirt. In other words, Li Hei now has to find a way to use his strength to pick up a large piece of dirt above the shovel.
Having said that, Li Hei only has one hand now, and he can't use his strength at all, no matter how hard he tries, the shovel is still stuck there motionless.
Li Hei tried to stretch his left hand to this side, although he could barely touch the shovel, he couldn't help at all, and it seemed that it was not enough to rely on himself. Thinking of this, Li Hei asked Su Xuewei, "Can you move your hands?" ”
"To ...... Why? Su Xuewei seemed to recover a little and asked in a slightly normal tone.
"Help me get this shovel up." Li Hei said.
"Oh......" Su Xuewei turned her head and saw the shovel in front of her, she was slightly startled, and then stretched out her left hand and held the handle of the shovel.
Li Hei began to count down: "Three...... Two...... One...... Hard! ”
At that moment, the forces of the two were superimposed, and they vigorously added a downward force to the shovel. It turned out that the strength of the two people was beyond imagination, and with the sound of "click", the [Imperial Labor Happy Shovel] was broken in two, and the wooden shovel was broken by the two of them, and the iron head of the shovel remained in the dirt.
"I'm ...... day" Li Hei's eyes widened as he looked at the broken wooden stick in his hand, and he didn't know what to say. With this kind of material that can be broken easily, I can't be sorry for its title of "happy labor".
"What now?" Su Xuewei asked helplessly, "None of us have the skills to move......
"Wait! What did you say? Hearing what Su Xuewei said, Li Hei suddenly screamed, and then looked up to the sky and sighed, "Am I stupid......
Even in such a squeezed state, there is no problem in casting skills. However, Li Hei completely forgot about this because he was in a hurry, so he had been inking here for so long, and he also lost a good shovel.
Without further ado, Li Hei immediately activated the [Void Concealment] and disappeared on the spot. Su Xuewei was finally liberated, and all the pressure on her body disappeared at once, which made her can't help but moan happily.
After seeing Su Xuewei crawl out of the hole, Li Hei reappeared in the hole. And just as Li Hei was about to climb out of the hole, he saw Su Xuewei, who was standing on it and glaring at him with an angry expression, still holding a magic wand in her hand, as if she was ready to attack at any time.
"What for?" Li Hei asked puzzled.
"You can solve it quickly, but you have to be there for so long!" Su Xueweidai frowned, and had already turned on the PK switch as she spoke, not preparing to give Li Hei a chance to explain, and directly pasted an ice arrow on his face.
"That's why I forgot to put skills...... Evil...... "Li Hei's blood volume has lost most of it, and he spread his hands and said.
In the face of an angry Su Xuewei, Li Hei's words did not have any blocking effect. Another ice arrow shot out, knocking Li Hei to the ground. After killing Li Hei once, Su Xuewei's anger gradually subsided, and she put away her wand and stood there.
The conjuring bell rang, and Li Hei came back to life on the spot, and then crawled out of the hole as if nothing had happened.
It was the same before, Li Hei touched a part that shouldn't be touched, and then he was forcibly killed once before his hatred was eliminated. Anyway, there seems to be no Imperial people around, and it doesn't matter if the Soul Bell goes into cooling, so Li Hei went with it.
After standing on the ground, Li Hei walked to the corner where the debris was piled up again, and reached in, trying to find a new shovel.
"Don't you want to know why I'm here?" Su Xuewei followed behind Li Hei and asked in a mysterious manner.
"What else is there to know?" Li Hei kept his eyes open, still searching in the pile of debris, "The people of the empire are not mentally retarded, they were stolen by you one regiment in the sky, and no matter how lucky they are, they can be two regiments, and then someone will react and press you to death." It was originally the same nature as a death squad, and such a result can be said to be inevitable. ”
"As a result, you can go on the line at night because of eating, and then dig a hole here? Don't die with us? Su Xuewei said unhappily.
Li Hei chuckled and shook his head, "Are you dead?" If I weren't here, would you have a place to teleport? ”
Well, Su Xuewei was speechless, and could only silently watch Li Hei become a thief.
After searching for a long time, Li Hei didn't find another thing that looked like a shovel. However, he seems to have found a tool that could be called a replacement:
[Imperial Special Logistics Support Spoon] battlefield props. This large spoon makes it easy to scoop up things and allows the contents of the spoon to be poured out in one piece without leaving any residue.
I don't know what kind of black technology the people of the empire have mastered, and they can actually make such a tool. Honestly, if there is a big spoon like this in reality, it doesn't need to be cleaned with water, because it stays clean all the time.
"No wonder there is the famous saying ...... 'People who seek realism in the virtual world must have a problem with their heads.'" Li Hei muttered, picking up a big spoon and preparing to use it to dig a hole.
"Let me ask...... What are you doing? Su Xuewei looked at Li Hei, who was very manly after taking the big spoon, and asked strangely.
"Dig a hole, what else can you do?" Li Hei said lightly, and had already drilled back into the hole.
Su Xuewei showed an expression that she couldn't bear to look at, and went over to pull out a hoe from the pile of debris, thinking about whether to tell Li Hei that there was such a better tool......
【Imperial Mining Glory Hoe】Battlefield Item. This hoe can be used to easily dig up the dirt and make the excavated dirt disappear directly, and if you dig up minerals with this hoe, you can get twice the harvest.
"Forget it." Su Xuewei shook her head, seeing Li Hei in full swing with a big spoon on things, she couldn't bear to interrupt, and even turned on the video function to shoot Li Hei's cocked buttocks that writhed with his movements.
Although I don't know what Li Hei is going to do when he digs a hole, it is not meaningless to think about it, Su Xuewei thought so, and opened the alliance chat channel, wanting to see the current situation on the frontal battlefield of the alliance.
What she didn't expect was that in the current alliance chat channel, there was such news:
"What is that monster on the battlefield! It's so strong! A piece of imperial pig in seconds! ”
"Wori, look at that injury, it's all 10,000 jumps, and the Imperial Pig has no room to fight back!"
"Why is there a bunch of people from the Sanctuary next to that monster!"
Su Xuewei was a little confused: "When will there be monsters in the alliance?" ”
It seemed that there was no danger in the alliance camp, which also made Su Xuewei temporarily put her mind at ease. After contacting Xiao Qinglong, they learned that Sword Slash Xinghe was still entangled with Prince Beep, and everyone else had been resurrected in the alliance camp, watching a monster that appeared out of nowhere performing a big killing.
"So what the hell is that monster?" Su Xuewei asked.
"I don't know, the manifestation technique can't be beaten, if it's the battlefield boss, he won't beat our people at all, it shouldn't make sense. Anyway, it looks like it's on our side. Xiao Qinglong replied.
It seems that the crisis of the alliance's defeat on the battlefield has been safely passed. Before you know it, the sky has darkened, and the battlefield is about to enter the night, which also means that there is not much time left for this week's battlefield opening time.
And at this moment, a Li Hei who was buried in the hole finally poked his head out and raised his hands high under the light of the remnant sun that had not disappeared:
"It's done!"