Thirty-eight, I'm going to play a prank, too

This time, I took a special look at the rearview mirror because I was concerned about the function of the mirror. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Well, the streets are full of people! The traffic is busy, so it's not lively.

Take your eyes off the rearview mirror, behind us, but see nothing; The car we are riding in is the only thing in this world that is moving.

I think the legend says that you see a ghost in broad daylight, but that's it.

It's just that the "ghosts" on the street are all living people in the real world. I'm afraid that only those of us who are involved can experience this taste, right?

In addition, because it has just passed the morning rush hour, this section of the road is not congested now, and we are going in the wrong direction...... So, the most common thing I see is that suddenly a car "jumps" out of the mirror, "passes" through us, and then whizzes and drives away. This feels so weird!

Niu Yifang drove too easily, so he naturally took the time to look in the rearview mirror a few times, but every time he was frightened by the car that appeared like a ghost and then left quickly, he almost hit the road several times.

I think I know how Road Killer came about.

When passing by a large shopping mall, I asked Niu Yifang to stop the car and gave him a simple task: go inside to find a hidden mirror, go back to the real world, and buy something to eat and drink. Of course, this point is a big point.

I'm about to do something big, how can I be worthy of myself if I don't eat and drink?

Although he seems to have everything in the mirror world, it is all that I can't and he doesn't dare to eat.

It wasn't until more than half an hour later, when Niu Fang ran back with two large shopping bags and sweating profusely, that I remembered that the most important thing, the mirror, forgot to remind him to buy it.

Niu Fang listened to me and shook his head desperately. At this time, in the shopping mall, it is too difficult to find a mirror that no one pays attention to, and then let a big man like him come out and go in.

Forget it, if you don't buy it, you won't buy it.

I pointed to a street shop and asked Niu to go up and find two small mirrors. Since everything in this world is his, I can't be regarded as instigating robbery.

When he came to the Japanese embassy again, Niu Fang also parked the car in the old place, only this time he deliberately broke a door. After getting off the bus, we looked at each other and smiled, each with a small mirror in our hands, and started the real "sightseeing" trip.

We still made a mistake and the mirror was small!

The last time I came, I was disappointed, I didn't even notice that the central hall on the ground floor is particularly spacious, I'm afraid it will reach 10,000 square meters, which is much larger than the largest supermarket in Beijing, covering an area of one floor.

And the people we are looking for are concentrated here at the moment.

When I took the mirror to look at it, I found that several people were "embedded" in the car, and their noses were not noses, and their faces were not faces, which looked very uncomfortable.

Without me reminding him, Niu sat back in the car and prepared to drive it outside.

Because the space is large enough, before going out, the Niu side also went around the hall twice. He drove it upside down, probably to appreciate the process of "hitting someone" from the rearview mirror.

Of course, I couldn't let him do anything, and after the second lap, I stopped him in time. As a result, this stinky boy got out of the car and came over to me with a shy face and asked, "Brother Ding, why don't you come around?" ”

Don't you want to have a good time? If it weren't for the fact that I wouldn't be able to use what was here, I'd show you who the real road killers were.

I put on a face: "Have you forgotten what we're here for?" Hurry up and reverse the car! ”

So, he broke another door.

Poor Bentley, why don't you pop the airbag out and let the cow eat back deflated?

When Niu Fang walked back to me, his expression was very unfriendly. I secretly rejoiced in my heart, who let you have nothing to do to eavesdrop on me. This sentence naturally didn't escape his eavesdropping, and the black line on the little guy's face became even thicker.

So, as the big brother, I said to him with an apologetic face and embarrassment: "Maverick, go to the neighborhood and find a bigger mirror!" This mirror is too small to look at. ”

Cow side ......

I took him away, and my life was not easy.

I soon found that when he walked out of the hall again, the two mirrors he had placed in my hand were no longer moving, erected in their last spatial position. I couldn't move them even a minute with all my strength.

Knowing this, I might as well go out with the cow.

Luckily, when I was in the car just now, I filled my stomach.

It's not fun to wait. Out of boredom, I also came up with a bad idea.

Although small mirrors are not enough to show the whole picture, with the help of them, it is still possible to find one or two bad ninjas.

After I selected a middle-aged ninja in a black robe and standing with his eyes closed, I took out Fan Li's "treasured" binoculars, compared them with the scene in the mirror, moved them to the front of this guy, and then urinated on his crotch.

Soon, his pants were wet, and he himself was unaware.

This fact also fully verifies my previous inference: what I "discarded" cannot be left in the mirror world, but can go directly to the corresponding space in the real world. This place is getting more and more fun.

It's just that this guy is putting on such a cool look, but he is not a master, which disappoints me so much.

After a long time, I realized that it was not that this guy named Yanagi Xian did not react, but that he reacted too quickly. As soon as my soaked urine appeared in the real world, he had already drawn two knives and gave me a series of eighteen blows in an instant.

In addition, the weapon he used, known as the Shadowless Knife, was as thin as a cicada's wing, and it was difficult for me to see it in the mirror even with the help of a telescope at a distance.

He is a master of martial arts and a capable person in forbearance. After missing the blow, he considered himself inferior to others, and actually gave up his resistance and accepted my humiliating "gift" without even lifting his eyelids.

Perhaps, he is arrogant, and he wants to memorize the opponent's information just by relying on the smell of urine, and compete with the opponent in the next similar scene.

In short, because of his pride, I succeeded.

I was still trying to find the next victim, but Niu Fang had already walked in with a large mirror taller than him.

At the same time, the two small mirrors that were still hanging in the air just now fell directly to the ground and fell into several petals. Their activity, as expected, is related to the distance on the side of the cow. What is commendable is that they also have a strong memory and judgment ability, knowing that they are being used by him.

As soon as Niu Fang put down the mirror, I saw in the mirror that a group of black things were coming towards it. (To be continued.) )