Big Fat is more popular in the circle of the Intelligence Bureau, probably because he often turns on the water for everyone without complaint. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info I had just gone back to the dormitory to sleep, and they were all bustling to visit him, and in the blink of an eye, the building was empty. I slept until the next evening, when my energy gradually returned. Although I am still asleep and have experienced many incredible illusions, I am already very clear in my heart. I was thinking about whether to wake up with my eyes in pain, or to continue sleeping, when the scenery suddenly changed, and I was already on a mountain with strange peaks and strange rocks. A masked woman in a white gauze dress was facing away from me. Sensing that I was coming, she leaned over a little and said to me in pure celestial language, "You're finally here." ”

There seemed to be multiple layers of meaning in her words, but I didn't want to think about it at this time. I've visited other people's dream worlds many times, but I've never met anyone who intruded into my dreams. This woman doesn't look like a hallucination no matter how you look at it, she can actually enter my dreams and change my dream world, and her ability to mind control is obviously much stronger than mine.

Probably because I didn't speak for a long time, she took the initiative to speak: "You suppress yourself very much, why is this difficult?" ”

I groaned for a moment and replied, "I don't think so." ”

"Why do you want to suppress yourself and polish your edges? You're working so hard like this. Her words rang in my ears like an angel's whisper. I couldn't help but feel a little dizzy and said, "I can't be a person that everyone loves anymore, the only thing I can do now is to make people not hate me......"

"But how's it going?" The angel's words rushed to the point.

It didn't work out well at all, and so far, I've been excluded. I thought about it for a moment, and suddenly my brain flashed like lightning, and suddenly it was clear - I had almost controlled her mind! Shaking his head and concentrating, he said loudly: "I have no intention of pandering to anyone, maybe I still have that idea at first, but after you said it, I also think that kind of idea is ridiculous." It's just that I don't know what the consequences will be if I do what I want to do recklessly? ”

"You don't know, will I know?" The angel chuckled, turned around, and stared at me with straight eyes, saying, "You did a great job, and hopefully you can do even better in the future." Let's give you some rewards. ”

Her dark eyes stared straight at me, and there seemed to be some strange fluctuation in them, and I couldn't help but resist with all my attention. She sensed this and said softly, "Relax, I have no ill will towards you, and you will benefit a lot......"

An incomparably powerful spiritual force surged over her words. I tried to resist for a while, but then I realized that I was far from my opponent. In less than two seconds, all his energy was already spent resisting the impact, and he couldn't help but have a splitting headache. The pressure on the other side is still rising rapidly. Seeing that if I resisted strongly, I would be crushed and become a demented child, so I simply gave up resistance and opened my eyes to meet her eyes. That strong spiritual power penetrated into my brain through our gaze, and it felt like a river rushing through my brain. After a while, I couldn't resist the fluctuations of this powerful force anymore and lost consciousness. In a hazy way, I only felt that my body was like a boat on the crest of the raging waves, rushing and undulating with the impact of the waves.

After some time, I suddenly regained consciousness and sat up sharply. There are no strange peaks and rocks in front of me, and there are no mountains and rivers on the surface, just the collective dormitory for officers where I live. The dormitory was deserted, and no one existed. If I had seen such a scene when I got up in the past, I would have to feel sorry for myself in the mirror again, but now I don't have that leisure. I looked at my face in the mirror, and then at my hands, there was really nothing unusual, but the dream just now was so clear, it didn't seem to be a personal hallucination at all, I really couldn't figure it out.

It was getting late, and my stomach was hungry, so I had to go to eat ghost food. When I was walking on the road, I was immediately frightened when someone saw me anywhere, and a group of young girls from Leilundo Middle School who came home late were excited to wink at me. When I came to the ghost food beach, the people sitting near me suddenly moved into the distance, and it seemed that insecticide had been sprayed within twenty meters of me, and there was not a single creature that could move, not even dogs.

After hastily eating and walking around the street, the shampoo rooms were so beautiful that they closed one by one when I approached the fifty-meter range. These abnormal behaviors caught my attention, but I couldn't imagine what it would have to do with me. When it comes to ghost eating, I'm a good customer who never pays off; As for the shampoo room, I have never patronized or interfered with their business, and I can only develop as a potential customer, so there is no reason to take the move of closing the door and letting the dog go specifically for me. I couldn't figure it out as I watched the lights on the street go out one after another as I moved, as if I had an energy extraction device on my body that stole their electricity. In the entire dark street, only one small façade was still lit. It was the last time I went to a fortune-telling parlor, and since it was the only one with the lights on, I risked being cursed again.

The goddess is still dressed like that, and she can't see anything but her eyes. She didn't pay any attention to my arrival, as if she had calculated that I would come at this time. As soon as I sat down, she said to me, "Welcome, Risen One." ”

"You're pretty accurate." I nodded: "This time, how about my love life, or rather, peach blossom luck?" ”

The goddess looked at me a few times, and then buried her head in the crystal ball. She watched for a while and said, "Your private life is very colorful. ”

After sleeping all day and not even having a dog to see me, such a situation can also be included in the "colorful"? But this goddess's mouth is really effective, and no professional liar can make such an assertion about what happened last time, can she really predict the future? Noncommittal, I put down a military ticket and left.

I continued to walk around outside, and was about to go back to sleep when suddenly a cold chill came out of a corner, rushed straight in front of me, and said hurriedly, "Quick, quick!" It's not easy to find you. I couldn't help but be stunned, thinking that something had happened, that she had come to send me a chicken feather letter. In connection with the strange phenomenon I just encountered, does the Chinese Academy of Sciences really want to pull me to study it? This kind of thing can't help me, it only brings trouble to her, so I hurriedly pushed a step away and said, "Hanhan, don't be impulsive." Is the organization going to take me for a biodissection? She gasped and shook her head. My heart was relieved and said, "Then what are you anxious about, even if Chen Qi wants to shoot me, it is a personal grudge between me and her, and there is a distinction between superiors and subordinates, so I can't say clearly." Don't get involved. ”

Han Han gave me a paragraph and was so speechless that I couldn't speak, because I was running in a hurry and wheezing hard. Suddenly, he laughed and laughed again, and almost laughed out of breath, and hurriedly squatted down and couldn't stop coughing. I looked hard at her heaving breasts and asked, "Do you need me to give you CPR purely as a greeting?" Han Han was gradually accustomed to my professional hooligan behavior, his face did not blush, shook his hand, and said, "That's the case, we invite you to play poker." ”

Such words were so far from my expectations that I was shocked, but I did not rejoice at all. Things come too suddenly, and sudden things are often not good, and I immediately say without thinking, "No!" None of you women don't despise me. Han Han grabbed my clothes and stood up, saying, "Not this time, everyone has finally realized the nature of your kindness through this incident." Knowing that you saved Bai Yang so much at the cost of your life and death, and also refuted Chen Qi's bureaucratic style with righteous and stern words, I can't help but applaud you. This time I said hello to them again, and they finally listened. ”

But this is not what I want, the reason why I saved Da Fat and scolded Chen Qi was definitely not to make everyone agree with me. In my opinion, whether anyone agrees or not, the result is the same, and this is the disadvantage of people from science and engineering: they look at the relationship between right and non-causation too simply. This kind of welcome feels like rubbing food (Huang Er's adaptation back then: someone saw a beggar, stretched out his hand to rub a few mud pills between his crotch, and raised his head and said: 'Rub, come to eat!') Or when you are a child, you can give cod liver oil hard, which is a good thing but you don't like.

Seeing that Han Han was so excited, I felt that it was not good to refuse directly, so as not to ruin her interest, and continued to withdraw to the dormitory, while making excuses: "Forget it, don't go, it's too late." Suddenly, Shizune Matsuda came out of nowhere, grabbed my arm, and said a lot of things to me in a tone of great adoration. I hurriedly greeted Han Han and said, "Translator, move your mouth." Han Han smiled: "She said that you are so cool, it is not in vain that she was optimistic that you are a reliable man from the beginning, come with us!" I don't know if she added this last sentence, but after saying that, she also learned to hold my other arm with Matsuda's little sister, and the two of them dragged me to their dormitory like a meat ticket. At this time, I greatly felt the spirit of the people's heroes and the troubles of being besieged by the star chasers, and the left and right arms were firmly next to their chests, and the difference between the heights was obvious. didn't check it for a while, so they were dragged away in despair.

When I came to the female officers' dormitory, their attitude towards me was really much better. Han Han and Matsuda Jing were originally not bad to me, but now they are more enthusiastic, and Bai Ling seems to have completely freed herself from the pain of her dead husband, at least she no longer thinks that I have anything to do with it. The four of us played eighty points together, and we talked to each other. Yoko sat on the windowsill, reading quietly with headphones on, and I was afraid that I would snub her, so I beckoned, "Yoko, let's fight together." She shook her head and said, "The basic decipherment is over, I'm working overtime to learn the language, you can play by yourself." ”

"Yo, you're a master." I couldn't help but be in awe.

At this time, Matsuda Jing and Han Han talked in a gurgling voice, and they didn't play cards. Bai Ling and I couldn't understand what they were talking about at all, and we couldn't help but be dumbfounded. After waiting for a while, they became more and more enthusiastic, and our side couldn't stand it anymore, so they knocked on the table and said, "Speak basic morality and speak a common language." Han Han hurriedly apologized and said, "She really wants to know what your hands and your body are made of." So hard? Dragonbones can chop even armored jeeps in half, but they can't cut your hands. I laughed a little and said, "Is it a question as a biologist, or as a friend in general?" Han Han didn't interpret at all, and answered directly for her: "It must be a question as an ordinary person, as a friend, we all want to know." ”

I glared, looked around, and said, "Of course the girls think the harder the better." This sentence was answered without a head or tail, and I was familiar with Han Han, so I couldn't help but step forward in surprise and squeeze my arm and say, "How can you be so hard?" I couldn't help myself anymore and laughed. She reacted suddenly, and shouted hatefully: "You are necrotic! I smirked and laughed. This time, it was Matsuda Shizu's turn to not understand our conversation alone, so she hurriedly grabbed Han Han's hand and asked her to translate. Han Han looked at me with an embarrassed expression, feeling that the translation of these words to my little sister would pollute her pure and young heart. I pondered for a moment (mainly the preparatory words), blinked, and said very kindly:

“just*****talking。”

They were all dumbfounded. Even Han Han never expected me to be so presumptuous in front of them. After a long time, Bai Ling said, "Huang Er, if you do this again, I can only drive you out." "I pretended to be dashing, shaking my head and tail in disdain. Han Han stared at me for a while and asked, "Are you really Huang Er, or some of his siblings?" I found that although I used to know you so well, I didn't know you at all. ”

I shrugged my shoulders and said nothing, letting them look at me the same way they looked at Jesus. At this time, Yoko, who was listening to the headphones learning foreign languages, interjected: "Huang Er, don't go around the boss all day, okay?" We just can't stand it. I want to call you shameless, but you think you're her dog, what else can we say about you. ”

"That's because you don't know me, and I don't know her. distance creates a diaphragm. I casually perfunctory, threw out a pair, and urged Bai Ling: "Hurry up and score." ”

"What are you playing deep, saying things that no one understands." Bai Ling glanced at me, lost forty points, and was so angry that he was cold and Matsuda squeaked and screamed. In the midst of the uproar, I suddenly fell into deep thought. It's a little ridiculous to think about it, they are completely aimed at the leadership, and whoever is the leader should be cursed. I am now an ordinary citizen, and I have done some amazing deeds, and now I am their "own person", I cannot accept this logic, but I cannot oppose them. There are many more things and secrets that I can't explain to them, and they think I'm mysterious, and they misunderstand me a lot - none of that really matters, and I can stand it. But what about Chen Qi? She's probably lonely right now.

We played cards all night, and when it was almost dawn, I lay in the cold bed for a while. When I woke up at noon, only Yoko was in the dormitory. I casually asked, "What about the others?" ”

"I've gone to get food, I've prepared one for you, so you can lie down." Yoko turned around as she spoke: "Huang Er, don't you think this planet is a little lonely and boring? ”

"What, you want to seduce me? I'm easy to seduc. I showed her an angelic smile.

"Don't be sentimental before it's too late." Yoko sighed, "Our unanimous opinion, I hope you can renew the old friendship with Naito." ”

These women are really wordy, looking for gossip news, they actually came to Uncle Ben's head. I smiled lazily, "Really? Even if I don't have a problem with her, it depends on whether she can stand me. ”

"Yes, it was a big test for Naito. You scoundrel might be swept away by GDI one day. Yoko turned away and ignored me.

As a habit, I suddenly felt that it was time to give Chen Qi a meal. However, the current situation is not good, and if you rush forward, you may be able to get the head of the flying sword, so it is better to be careful. It's a big deal that she deducted my salary - working at Samsung doesn't pay the common currency on the ground, only gives military tickets. Aside from spending on Lerondo, I don't think those rewards matter.

"I heard you used to be a cool guy before." Yoko's sudden interjection interrupted my thoughts.

"Not necessarily cool now?" I corrected her grammatical mistakes.

"Please, please." Yoko sighed and said, "You're tired of being around the boss all day long, you're just a male dog." ”

"That's a cool male dog, too." I looked up to the sky and laughed. When he was laughing arrogantly, he suddenly saw the TV picture on the side, and immediately stopped laughing, sat up, and his eyes were about to pop out!

That's when I realized what was going on with those strange looks at me yesterday: Radio Leilondo had a special feature on our operation, which was meant to boost morale. I don't know what the propaganda department of the Leilondo military thinks, and actually showed them the surveillance video in the landing craft without any deletion. In other words, I used my meat arm to confront the opponent's powerful scythe...... This time, there is no room for trickery. I watched the TV with a sad face, and saw Yoko smiling maliciously at me. Lao Tzu became inexplicably famous this time, but it was definitely not a good thing. According to the GDI's previous practice of dealing with similar situations, after a situation like mine appeared, I didn't say anything, and directly threw it to the Special Interrogation Section of the Celestial Realm Bureau to study and interrogate. Damn, after covering it up for so long, did it finally show its stuffing?

"Don't worry, Superman Huang." Yoko sneered: "This is not the earth, and the situation is not as bad as you think." ”

A couple of women who cooked brought me a pretty hearty meal and a lot of gossip. It is said that the Governor's Office of Leilundo summoned senior military officers to watch the video of the landing aircraft incident and hold a meeting this morning, and my plan for dealing with it should have been down by this time. The more they talked, the more worried I became, and I sighed. Han Han quietly pulled me to the end of the corridor and asked me, "What the hell is going on, can you quietly explain it to me alone?" I certainly don't tell anyone else. ”

I looked at her with a wry smile and said, "If I can make it clear, my surname is Naito, and my name is Naito Huangjiro." ”

Han Han didn't ask anymore, and even said a few words of cheering to me, but I thought that I would be dragged to dissect and study, and I couldn't afford to refuel. Han Han saw that I was very depressed, and said, "Don't worry so much, you see, if you want to do anything to you, there are soldiers who have already taken surveillance measures against you, where is there now?" ”

Before the words fell, the sound of armored jeep brakes came from the front of the building, that is, at least one squad of infantry came. I shook my head at her and said, "Well, how about you take me hostage?" Han Han also had no idea, and said, "You are still talking nonsense, you just kidnapped me, where can you escape?" I perked up and said, "I have taken you hostage, run away and hide in the Amullins, and when the Ferians have destroyed the human race, we will be the Adam and Eve of the new generation, and the ancestor of the human race. ”

was casually talking without looking at the situation, and the soldiers downstairs had already come up. This time it was actually Basque Ice who led the team, and as soon as I saw him, I completely gave up the idea of resisting, so wait for him to arrest me! Unexpectedly, he came upstairs completely, and he didn't bring any weapons, but happily rushed up to give me a punch and said, "Huang Er, you are really good!" Pug calls on the whole army to learn from you. ”

……

What's going on......

According to the authoritative information brought by Basque Bing, there were indeed people at the meeting who proposed the Celestial Bureau's special regulations for the detection of otherworldly invasions, and proposed to send me back to the main star to cut and study. Unexpectedly, Barrett's attitude was very resolute:

"I finally have such a super typical morale booster, who dares to make trouble for me?"

The Black Charcoal Head had already negotiated with Overmars to have this meeting, so it was inevitable that the guy who proposed to cut me would touch his nose with ash. Barrett is going to use this incident as an opportunity to launch a propaganda campaign to eradicate the soldiers' deep fears of Feria - let's see, isn't that surnamed Huang a waste? Even he can fight against the Dragonbone Soldiers, and you good lads can definitely do it as long as you train hard!

The tone of the propaganda is like this, although it will further damage my reputation, anyway, I can't insert any personal opinions, and I can't care about it, so it's good not to slaughter me, fortunately.

After the Black Charcoal Governor announced this decision, there were still people who were not dead, and suggested that we take a closer look at what kind of tricks I used - if it was found out that it was a trick used by known Celestial agents, then there was definitely something wrong with Huang and this person. It can be used for a while, and if it is useless, it must be killed immediately. So they carefully slowed down the video twice, and found that I was using all GDI standard sanda moves, also known as military gymnastics or the second set of martial arts broadcast gymnasts. At this time, all those who held the opinion of the whole person shut up, but the people in the army's propaganda department were elated -- those entry-level sanda tricks can deal with the dragon bone soldiers, which is enough to prove that "how bold a man is, how productive the land is", as long as the subjective initiative is exerted, there is no miracle that cannot be man-made...... Wait a minute.

After listening to what Basque Bing told me, I only came to one conclusion: in the future, those young men in the army who were deceived into brutal drills all day long will definitely greet my ancestors for dozens of generations day and night. This kind of evil drama started with me and lasted for quite a long time, after which jokes like this can often be heard in the barracks:

Soldier: Instructor, can this "arm turning" really be used on the keel?

Instructor: How could it be? Look at Huang and didn't he just stretch out and grab it at that time, and the keel soldier threw him into the escape pod?

Soldier: But if you stretch your arm like that, you'll cut off the keel!

Instructor: That's because you didn't train well, so you have to train. Here, tie this piece of lead to your arm and do 1,000 straight punches......

Soldier (pitifully): Huang and did you practice like this back then?

Instructor: Don't worry, you will definitely be better than him if you practice like this.

……

There are many versions of these jokes, and I am terrified to hear them, and I am afraid that at any time, the crazy soldiers will rush over and die with me, composing a heroic legend of the little soldiers in the new era.

But at the time, those were far away from me, so I could ignore them for the time being. The fact is: I suddenly became a popular figure, and most of the attitudes of the people around me changed 180 degrees. It's surprising that the world is changing so quickly. (To be continued.) )