Seventy-nine and a half immortals were born again
Niu Erzhu's heart is cold, in the middle of the night, it is such a dangerous place, where did this kid Bu Facai go? Was it taken away? It's impossible, the two of them are so close, if someone makes a move, it's impossible for me not to know wow? Niu Erzhu was flustered, he stepped around, the black light was blind, and he couldn't even see a shadow, let alone not getting rich, this is too strange, the three rats are no longer reliable, and they are also a big living person, how can they disappear all of a sudden?
At this time, even Ma Fengyi felt that something was wrong, and as soon as the fifth girl turned around, she saw Niu Erzhu's flustered expression, and knew that something must be wrong, so she hurriedly whispered: "Second brother, what's the matter, what are you looking for here?" Although Da Shao was anxious, he didn't dare to raise his voice too loudly, so he had to climb forward a few steps and said in a low voice: "Sister, I think something is wrong, I'm afraid that something will happen, and Bu Facai is gone!" ”
Ma Fengyi was stunned, she didn't react for a while: "What's the matter?" Niu Erzhu didn't want to say anything else, so he had to say patiently: "Don't you see that there is no one behind us, the three rats are gone, I'm afraid they have been secretly arrested!" ”
The fifth girl didn't listen to it, but when she heard this, she snorted and laughed: "Second brother, what's wrong with you today, don't you tease me, Bu Facai is gone?" Are you kidding me? Isn't he right behind you? Niu Erzhu couldn't help but be stunned, is it really fake? How is this possible? But if you want to say that Ma Fengyi is deliberately playing with herself, this is unlikely, firstly, the fifth girl is not this kind of person, and secondly, here and now, this is not the time to joke!
The major general turned around suspiciously, this time he was completely stunned, Bu Facai was really behind him, although he was a little far away, but the person was really lying on his stomach, the second monk of the eldest young man was confused, this thing was too strange, but now this shape shì, it is not the time to carefully ponder these questions, Niu Erzhu saw Bu Facai lying on his stomach and did not move, and his heart suddenly became nameless: "Bu Facai, you kid is stupid?" Why don't you come over yet? Do you want to be a son-in-law again? ”
This Bu Facai listened to Niu Erzhu's words, not only did not move forward, but trembled even more, just like taking a break from Huzi and eating cigarette bag oil: "Second brother, I don't dare to move!" Da Shao was so angry that he almost scolded the street, let you go forward, and didn't let you go to the court, what didn't you dare to move: "Three rats, are you sick again, hurry up and roll over to me, you want to ink again, we all have to finish playing!" ”
Bu Facai was as if he hadn't heard it, he trembled for a long time, and suddenly said: "Second brother is not right, someone kicked my ass just now, let's just be discovered!" Niu Erzhu trembled in his heart when he heard it, it's not good, Bu Facai can't joke about this kind of thing, there are ten ** people who have missed their feet, but the more this is the case, the more they can't stay here for a long time, it's best to go back to Wu Peifu to mobilize people! Da Shao was anxious, and yelled at Bu Facai: "Then why don't you run quickly, what's the use of waiting there?" Are you waiting for someone to kick you again? ”
A sentence woke up the person in the dream, and Bu Facai didn't understand the taste until this time, and hurriedly crawled forward. It's rare to see him get the hang of it, and his heart is finally a little stable, but life is not as good as it should be, these three rats are a non-worry-free goods, I didn't climb a few steps, and I don't know what's going on, my body is crooked, my feet are bald, and I actually turned over and fell from the wall and fell down, let's chirp, don't mention how happy it is.
Niu Erzhu stomped his feet angrily, this Bu made a fortune, what to do, what to eat, what is not enough, you still claim to be a thief ancestor, you can even climb a wall and fall, is it a shame? Your master is dead when he flies on the grass, if he doesn't die, it will make you vomit blood! Da Shao can't ignore him, it's obviously not interesting to turn his head and leave, Niu Erzhu grabbed the wall, poked his head down and asked: "Three rats, what's the matter?" How did you get down? ”?? Ghost Silent 79
Before the words fell, Niu Erzhu felt that his ass was hated and kicked. I haven't understood what's going on, my body is crooked, and my head rushes down and I planted, but fortunately, there is a Bu Facai underneath, Da Shao's head is on the stomach of the three rats, and he almost didn't squeeze out Bu Facai's urine, if it is flat ground below, then it's over, Da Shao will at least have to be dizzy for an hour!
Niu Erzhu and Bu Facai fell on all fours, dizzy and swollen, and it took a long time to understand, Bu Facai did not forget to answer Dashao's question at this time: "Second brother, that's how I fell!" Da Shao nodded sadly: "Me too!" The two shameless hooligans began to exchange experiences of being kicked in the ass, and both of them came to a conclusion at the same time, when running for their lives, it is best not to look down!
The two of them didn't slip around here, but the top was lively, Ma Fengyi was not Niu Erzhu and Bu Facai, the five girls watched and listened to all directions, and the kung fu was good, if someone wanted to kick her down unconsciously, it was almost impossible, and the fifth girl was a woman after all, the person was a little embarrassed to kick his ass, just hesitated, Ma Fengyi reflected it, turned over and jumped up, raised her legs and kicked the lower abdomen of the person, the person was not ambiguous, dodged and dodged, fists and feet, but they were all together!
Niu Erzhu has actually rested a long time ago, the reason why he can't get up is because he is afraid of being kicked down again, although the cow is shameless, but he also knows that he wants his ass, although this thing has a lot of meat, but he has been kicked a few times in a row, I'm afraid it's not very comfortable! As soon as Ma Fengyi and the man made a move, Niu Erzhu's shamelessness was even more unmistakable, Da Shao patted his ass and stood up, and bared his teeth at Bu Facai: "Three rats, what are you still playing, hurry up and drive away!" ”
As soon as Da Shao finished speaking, he felt another heavy kick on his buttocks, this kick was fierce and ruthless, and the kick Da Shao choked, and a big horse fell to the ground on his stomach, and he couldn't get up for half a day. Bu Facai was just about to get up, and immediately lay down again, and from then on, there was another creed in the life of the three rats - since you fell, don't rush to get up, otherwise, you may be sorry for your ass!
Niu Erzhu sat on the ground like a worm and struggled for a long time, it was easy to feel a little better on his buttocks, but his waist and eyes were suddenly numb, and before he understood what was going on, he stepped on it with one foot, and a silver bell-like voice smiled coquettishly: "Niu Erzhu, this time you fell into the hands of this girl, right?" I see how you're going to be in bad water! ”
Niu Erzhu knew that it was over as soon as he heard it, no need to ask that the voice was the girl's piece, he thought that God was unaware, who knew that people had already taken precautions, this yellow-haired girl was tricky and ruthless, could she be good in his hands! Da Shao's heart was cold, but according to the shameless definition, it was impossible for him to be caught, Da Shao struggled while playing tricks on the other: "Oops...... I said sister, you can't take revenge, I saved your life just now, if it weren't for me, you might have become the lady of the village who broke through the sky, ah, it's not the girl who pressed the village! ”
Before Da Shao finished speaking, there was a sharp pain in his waist, and the painful Niu Erzhu almost learned to bark as a dog, the little girl was originally quite angry, and when she heard this, she was even more indignant: "Niu Erzhu, you are playing poor with me, you saved me?" I've saved you a few times! These are all things of the past, no one has turned over accounts with you, so I'll ask you, what is critical touching! ”
Niu Erzhu knew that it was not good when he heard it, this little girl was not only eccentric, but also seemed to have a characteristic, that is, she would repay herself, and she would not suffer at all, and she also blamed herself for owing too much, and she was clever when she had nothing to do, isn't this just because of this mouth, causing trouble for herself, right? Da Shao wants to fool the past with words, to usually, Niu Erzhu's mouth can run a train, and it is absolutely okay to fool an underage girl, but today I don't know what's wrong, I opened my mouth for a long time, and I couldn't say a word!
When the girl saw Niu Erzhu open her mouth, she thought that she was right, and she was speechless. This little girl was originally a little pepper's temper, Niu Erzhu was stupid, she immediately got right, thinking that she guessed well, Da Shao is a little rascal who wants to take advantage, don't look at her young age, and she is a woman, but if you really want to do it, it is more ruthless than the old man, this little girl turned her hand over, and she didn't know where to take out a dagger, and viciously slashed at Niu Erzhu's neck!
At this time, Ma Fengyi was entangled by the person on the wall, although she rushed left and right, she could only protect herself. Although Bu Facai was in front of him, this kid couldn't react for a while, and he was lying there staring dryly, and he couldn't count on it at all. Seeing that Niu Erzhu was about to die in the hands of this delicate little pepper, suddenly someone in the room suddenly opened the door, and two people ran out of it, and one of the elderly people shouted: "Xiaoxian, don't make a mistake, Yaqiao, don't mess around, hurry up and stop me!" ”
Niu Erzhu felt that this person's voice was familiar, but he couldn't remember it for a while, but this unruly girl heard it with the person on the wall. Immediately, it was like having a holy decree, without saying a word, he immediately jumped out of the circle, and the person who did it with Ma Fengyi didn't say anything, but the girl was a little unconvinced, and pouted a delicate little mouth: "Third uncle, why are you still looking at this stinky scoundrel, do you always know, he is a shameless ......" "Xiaoxian, don't talk nonsense!" The man snorted, the voice was not loud, but it was very majestic, although the girl called Xiaoxian was still unconvinced, but she didn't dare to say anything, she stomped to the side, her eyes were already red, Niu Erzhu didn't care about her, she just rubbed her eyes, and carefully observed these two people, it didn't matter what she saw, Da Shao was overjoyed, and she was even more surprised than when she saw Ma Fengyi! This person has a robe, a wooden crown, a cloud shoe, a Taoist dress, and then look at the face, although the age is not too big, but it is already wrinkled, full of vicissitudes, eyebrows and beards are all white, with a pampered and not shocked demeanor, there is really a fairy wind bones. This person is none other than one of Niu Erzhu's mentors, Zhang Xiaobanxian Zhang Dejiang! ――by:87942204368064376|447――>