Chapter 303: Little Gold's Big Baby

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Regardless of what this thing has, one thing is absolutely certain - it's not to mess with!

Definitely not to mess with!

Is it necessary for him to brag about something so fanfare? How nice it is to be a low-key yin! So it can be determined - this thing is definitely an extraordinary existence, at least much more powerful than him, so he dares to brag so unscrupulously.

Even, this demon cage and that mysterious pet may still be used together, which can assist each other or increase power.

But what else can I do?

In such an environment, I can't reverse it, I can only see one step at a time, and do it.

Besides, what kind of awesome garbage pet do you have, even if you release it, although the situation is greatly unfavorable to me, but it is not impossible to fight.

It's confidence in myself! It's confidence in my knife throwing skills! It's faith in my Demon Breaking Flying Knife!

No war, no word die.

No matter what the circumstances, you can't lose confidence in yourself.

I don't trust myself anymore, who can trust myself?

Huang Xiaojin, if you have any means, the master will follow one by one!

"Dumb! One last question, would you like to surrender to me? That's your only way to survive! "What tricks is Huang Xiaojin playing? There is still a surrender to this one? At that time, you staged the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and you could subdue thousands of good ministers and fierce generals with just a few words? I was about to refuse, but the goods interrupted again: "This is your only way out - it is also a way to live, please consider carefully, otherwise you will die and regret it too late!" ”

Belch! The only way out? Am I wanted, or am I being rounded up? Surrender is the only way out? Didn't this product ask me to make fertilizer before? Why is there a way out now? Is there a conspiracy in this thing?

"A way out? What kind of way out is this? I finally couldn't help but ask.

It's not that I'm greedy for life and afraid of death, it's just that I want to know how else he can play! Anyway, my heart has long been firm - either you die, or I live, there is no third way to go!

"Hehehe, the one who knows the times is Junjie, you are very good!"

As soon as Huang Xiaojin's big yellow teeth were revealed, he actually praised me, so terrible!

But where do I mean "being aware of current affairs"? Could this little question be yielding? Ma Dan, Father-in-law of Little Gold, your Chinese was taught by a physical education teacher, right!? Hurry up and go to him to get his tuition fees back, and remember to add interest.

I'm speechless......

Huang Xiaojin was very satisfied with this effect, and continued as a matter of course: "It's best to be alive, and nothing else is the same!" ”

Belch! There is truth to this statement! Very reasonable!

But what does it matter to me? Excuse me, do you want to talk about the point, what the hell are you grinding time for?

I'm speechless......

Seeing that I was silent, Huang Xiaojin naturally thought that I was acquiescing to his point of view, and continued: "Since you are willing to be my servant - servant, do you understand? This is a civilized and lofty saying, vulgarly speaking, to be my minion. How? Your face doesn't seem to have changed much, it seems that you are mentally prepared! That's right, it's just an identity positioning, it's really not a big deal! That's good! In fact, you will one day be proud of the choices you make today, because in the future we will definitely be able to- uh! Don't talk about this yet, anyway, you just need to know that with this Huang Xiaojin, you can eat and drink spicy food! There is no need to know anything else yet, but you will know when the time is right in the future! ”

Belch! What is this thing talking to itself?

Servant? Minion? I?

I said! This kind of thing actually got involved with me? What a ridiculousness!

But it almost made him say something that seemed to be a great purpose, but it's a pity that this thing was on the precipice - none of them fell to their deaths, what a pity!

Little gold father-in-law, let me follow you? like you! I can't eat for three years when I think of your ugly appearance, and I still follow you to eat and drink spicy food?

Phew!

I'm speechless......

"Are you dumb? Still too excited? Huang Xiaojin said suspiciously.

I'm dizzy! Even doubt comes with such a good sense of self?

"Little gold, do you mean dreams? Or is it living in a dream? How is it full of nonsense? ”

It's a shame to waste time, and I don't think it's going to be wasted anymore, so just remind him not to waste time!

"What the are you kidding me?"

Huang Xiaojin may be a narcissist, but he definitely can't be regarded as a very stupid and stupid idiot, so he can actually understand this, it's really amazing!

"Trick you? I didn't say anything the, okay? It's just you talking nonsense all along! I was speechless, but I couldn't help but remind him, "Didn't you want me and the Green Ghost to be fertilizer?" How can there be a way to live? ”

"Humph!" Huang Xiaojin snorted heavily, expressing his displeasure. However, he bizarrely did not directly amplify his moves in anger, but actually started his "business introduction" again: "Green ghost? Of course this kid is going to make fertilizer! But a powerful and qualified spirit like you, as long as you surrender to me, let me refine a little—uh! No, let me give you a little bit of a touch, and you will definitely be able to get ahead and become a leader in the future. ”

Belch! Refining? What is this? What does he want to do?

He is an evil cultivator, this has been confirmed, could it be that he still wants to use the spirit to do something unseemly? For example, refining the living or something?

This product is always "lost if you say too much", but you can always close it in time, and I don't know if he did it on purpose or if he was really a little careless! Dizzy!

Tap? Just you?

What the hell are you who is not even as good as me, you call me? Even if your division is strong, it's not that you can point me! Besides, no matter how strong your master is, can it be stronger than Humen?

Humen is strong!

However, there are very few people in the world who know it, because although Humen has been inherited for thousands of years, it has always been a very low-key seclusion, not competing for rankings, even if it is "graduated" from Humen, it is necessary to strictly abide by Humen's confidentiality rules, and cannot disclose a lot of Humen at will.

Therefore, there are many people in the world who know Humen, but it is indeed rare to know the strength of Humen.

And there is no name of Humen in the ten major sects and four villas on the land of Shenzhou, Humen or Miao Village, which is almost the same name in the legends of the outside world, but they are all extremely mysterious places, as if in the world, as if in the sky, but the specific location is not known.

There have been countless people who think they are masters who want to secretly investigate the location of Miao Village, but they have disappeared mysteriously in Guangxi, and then mysteriously disappeared, and continue to disappear mysteriously...... Then no one dared to investigate the location of Miao Village without authorization!

This is recorded in the "Miao Village Life Guide", which briefly explains the reason why Humen has not been circulated outside for thousands of years.

Of course, although Miao Village and Humen are mysterious, they still collect tile kiln firewood every year. However, the people who come to Du'an to report must be recommended by people who have experience in Miao Village, otherwise it is useless for a talented genius to come to the door. Just like me, doesn't it also mean that Yu Shengyang is my recommender?

As for the mystery of the identity of the auditors, I still don't know for the time being, after all, geniuses like me have only been in the Miao Village for more than ten hours, and even a temporary disciple of the outer hall has not been mixed up, and was forcibly swept out by the girl teacher, it is really sad and lamentable......

However, no matter what, Humen is my first love, and it is also the love of my heart, as for the others - hehe, if you are as dedicated as me, do you want to seduce me out of the way? And crooked demons like Huang Xiaojin - ahhh How far away is the death, the hell you want me to be a servant and a slave, I'll go to you!

10,000 people dominate, no problem.

Phew! Don't be afraid to flash your tongue when you talk about it, with such an awesome sect and such a strong cultivation method, what kind of Wuyi exorcism sect of you still use sneaky dodging and dodging? He has already started a sect openly and proudly, so why is he like a rat hiding underground now?

All right! I was speechless......

"I'll take the test! Say you're really stupid? Like a square log, push it, and if you don't push it, you'll die there! How, exactly? Tell me? "Huang Xiaojin seems to care about my choice!

But what the hell do you want me to be a slave, what the hell is there to choose?

Keep your dog's eyes open, do you look like a slave? You're almost the same as being a slave for me—uh! I don't want to be a slave for me, you're so ugly! Maybe knock out your mouth full of yellow teeth, and put a mouth full of gold teeth like your father, then you can consider a little bit! But most of the results are not wanted! No wonder! Because you're a thing—what's the use? Money? Do you have lots and lots of money? That's a good reason! All right! I'd rather ask for your money than you as a minion! —

However, if you really need it, I can really recommend one or two, such as - dry without a trace? This standard minion is definitely the best among minions, the overlord among minions, and the fighter among minions...... However, this product seems to be only for Mr. Lin to pick up soap, I'm afraid you won't have a chance......

"If you want to fight, I will fight! If you are as long-winded as you, why don't you die? ”

I'm also very annoyed with this goods, I negotiated for a long time and said to start, but I didn't fight, and then negotiated unilaterally for half a day - this is Tang Seng's rhythm?

If it weren't for the fear that this thing would have deliberately messed with me, my throwing knife would have been shot into his throat!

But it's like—I'm already in his way, because I'm still a little irritable!

I'm dizzy!

"Good! Good! Good! You forced me! I've already given you the opportunity, and you don't cherish it yourself! I'd rather be in a coma for half a month this time than summon my big baby and let him eat you alive! Quack quack...... "Huang Xiaojin Zheng held his distorted face, shouting there, sneering and laughing, "Ma Ma Ma Dense ......Dense T Hello – come out! My big baby! ”

This guy has been shouting "Mommy", and then he is about to show off his big baby - why is this so much like the parent-child incest of the island country! This guy must have studied the culture of the island country!

All right! Closer to home, could this big baby be his pet? Pets who want to use me as a tonic fertilizer? What is this? Are you going to show up?

My heart also became excited, and the Demon Breaking Flying Knife in my hand also squeezed tighter.

The show is finally about to begin.

Huang Xiaojin finished shouting those strange spells, and then spread his hands, as if he was going to make a gesture of hugging, and it was also like a gesture of welcome, but he saw that his face was extremely distorted, sweating profusely, and he was obviously experiencing some kind of extremely terrible pain.

Could it be that his defense is extremely low at this time, and should I reward him with a throwing knife in the temple? Or the throat? Or the heart?

"Squeak Squeak......"

Just when I hesitated, I saw a ghostly black shadow, this guy's head or body, or where? Rushing straight out, "squeaking" and squeaking, like a bird that wakes up in the morning and cries when it sees insects.

The shadow grew louder and louder, and the cries became more and more frequent—this is a ghost!

Definitely ghosts! I have no doubt about that.

But how did Huang Xiaojin attract ghosts?

Summoning? Not quite like that! Isn't the summoned beast to obey the will of its master? But I see that this ghost seems to be unscrupulous, and has no respect for his master, even if he has not yet taken shape.

Huang Xiaojin? Wuyi exorcism faction? Could it be – as the name suggests, that this is their exorcism?

But looking at this situation, whether it is a person to exorcise a ghost or a ghost to drive a person, I really have doubts!

Exorcist magicians, among the spirits, are not a few, and like the Xiangxi Yanjia and Maoshan factions, they all have open-minded exorcism spells, but they are all driven by people.

It's like who is the master and who is the servant now, and I can't tell the difference!

I'm dizzy!

At this moment, the black shadow suddenly stopped growing, but suddenly became smaller rapidly, and in an instant, it condensed into a small black ghost bird, which stopped on Huang Xiaojin's shoulder, as if looking at me and drooling......

I'm dizzy! Is this stupid bird a female? Seeing me, a handsome guy, drooling?

"Quack quack...... Dumb! Prepare to die! You're dead! ......"Huang Xiaojin's face was as pale as a dead man, but he cheered up and chattered here.

Hehehe, it's obvious that this product is now at the end of the crossbow, and it's just a return to the light, but you still dare to be arrogant? Could it be that he is relying on this stupid bird? Hehehe, look at how you die in a while!

"Little gold! You lost half a human life for a long time, but you made a crow? You're not going to let this stupid bird come out and scare me to death! I'm so scared! Hahahaha......"

Seriously, this ghost bird that looks like a crow is more "colorful", I really don't think there is anything special about it, is this really scary? Not really! makes such a joke on such an occasion, so the humor of the little gold father-in-law is too invincible in the world, right!?

Hehe...... (To be continued.) )