Chapter 123: Just a Pet Pig
After a while, the fat-headed and big-eared Zhu Bajie jumped out of the water, shook his head and said:
"Except for normal fish, turtles, shrimps and crabs, there is nothing in this water, senior brother. ”
"Impossible!"
Cui Shi glared and said: "Let's go down and look for it, I searched carefully, there should be a curtain general here!"
Repeatedly, Zhu Bajie worked hard, and Cui Shi finally reluctantly accepted this cruel fact.
Oh my!
Where is Monk Sha??
This Nima is too pitiful, Lingji Bodhisattva didn't help before, I'll do it myself. Okay, no problem, grit your teeth and we'll do it.
Now I simply can't get Monk Sha for me, let me find it myself??
You just let me write a Sanzang Sutra by myself, and Lao Tzu of the Big Leiyin Temple won't go either.
[Hahahaha!Not bad!]
[The anchor's expression is embarrassing enough, I like it.] 】
[Well done my old sand, hide it and hide it, don't give this pit daddy sage any chance!]
[Roll Blinds, the burrito sauce won't be given to you!]
[Play by yourself, there is only one anchor and one pig at the beginning, how to complete the experience?]
[It's too cumbersome to say upstairs, so it's better to simplify it directly into two pigs, which is more concise. 】
[Brothers, why do I always have a sense of foreboding?]
[What's ominous? It's good now, do you want to see the big speaker sound, and the sand monk will appear immediately, and then the plot of this quicksand river will pass like this?
[How much does the anchor pay you? I'll give you double!]
[No, no, I mean. If the sand monk does not appear, then the 800-mile quicksand river will need to be detoured. It is impossible to cross, and if you can cross it in the original book, you don't have to fight that one. 】
[A detour is a detour, what's the big deal?]
[Uh, upstairs brother, you don't know anything about the anchor's discipline!Have you forgotten the fear of being dominated by a month's scenery before!]
[What's going on, ask for analysis?]
[You think, the quicksand river crosses the so-called 800 miles! A normal river, even according to the most conservative proportions, should be about the same as ten to one in length and width. In other words, if you cross 800 miles, you will have to go around at least 18,000 miles. According to the anchor's urine nature, how many days will this drag on......]
[I'll go!Sure enough, it's scary to think about it!]
[The anchor dares! It's been dragging on for a month, if I walk around this tattered river for another ten days and a half months, I swear to unsubscribe for life, and then I will punish my girlfriend for being a virgin forever!]
[But first, you have to have a girlfriend......]
[Get out!
The barrage is not in shape, but Cui Shi is very worried.
He was able to replace Sun Wukong as an ordinary prison guard in the 21st century, from the foot of the Five Elements Mountain to the current Liusha River, largely by virtue of his familiarity with the original work, so that he could turn evil into good fortune everywhere and become auspicious in distress.
Therefore, the greater the gap between the current Journey to the West and the plot of the original book, the more unfavorable it will be for Cui Shi.
Lingji Bodhisattva's lack of cooperation before was already a big surprise. Now that even Monk Sha has disappeared? This is a new situation that is very different from the original work!
Although Monk Sha did not play much of a role in his westward journey, it was also an indispensable piece of the puzzle.
Without the learning of Monk Sha, it is absolutely incomplete!
What to do?
Look for?
Where can I find it......
Looking at the surging quicksand river in front of him, Cui Shi was a little dazed for a while.
"What, Wukong, is this river difficult to cross?"
Tang Seng's voice sounded faintly, and he asked, "Who is the general of the rolling shutter you shouted just now, who lives in this quicksand river?" ”
There was no way to explain this, Cui Shi sighed lightly and said, "I'm tired from walking all the way, let's take a rest by this river first." ”
This rest is three days.
In the past three days, Cui Shi has never given up the summoning of Monk Sha, and a large speaker has been charged repeatedly, which can be said to be 24 hours of loop playback.
Finally, Tang Seng couldn't help but urge: "That...... Enough rest should be enough. This river is not easy to cross, shall we choose a direction to detour?"
It seems that it is really gone.
Cui Shi, who sent Zhu Bajie into the water at least dozens of times, also had to temporarily give up the idea of waiting in place.
To make a detour, there are only two kinds of upstreams and downstreams.
The upstream may be traced back to the source of the Liusha River, while the downstream is mostly homeless.
After a little weighing, Cui Shi felt that the downstream was more reliable, so he led the team along the bank of the quicksand river towards the downstream direction.
As everyone expected, this detour is not many miles.
The surging quicksand river of the yellow waves seems to have no end in sight, Cui Shi stubbornly led the team down the riverbank, sparsely populated along the way, and it took thousands of miles to say the least, before he vaguely saw the scattered people's homes.
"Looks like I don't have to sleep by the river tonight. ”
Tang Seng said a little excitedly: "Wukong, you go and call a door to see if you can spend the night, even if there is a clay kang, you can always go to the cold on your body." ”
Cui Shi nodded slightly, found a decent one from a pile of dilapidated thatched houses, and knocked on the wooden door that had fallen into disrepair.
Squeak.
The door opened, and a gray-haired old man poked his head out, and saw that Cui Shifeng was dusty but also extraordinary, so he first had a good impression and asked, "What's the matter with the guest?"
"We are monks who came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures. Because the road is blocked by a big river, I can't move forward, I detour through your land, it's getting late and I want to borrow a night, I don't know if my husband can make it convenient?"
This set of incisions is also used to it, and it will come when you open your mouth.
"Elder from Datang, please come in. ”
The old man let go of the door, but suddenly saw Zhu Bajie beside Tang Seng Baima, he was so frightened that he trembled, and closed the door again, only revealing a little gap, and asked tremblingly: "Didn't you say that the monk who worships the Buddha and asks for scriptures......?" How can there be a youkai?"
"My husband misunderstood, that's not a monster. ”
Cui Shi has also explained this problem many times, and finally found the most convenient and fast solution.
"It's just a pet pig we raise, just like a few chickens in your yard. This pig is very docile and does not bite, although the old man can rest assured. ”
This answer perfectly avoided the trouble of Tang Seng being asked why he accepted a pig as an apprentice, and directly emphasized the core safety issue, which Cui Shi has been using.
"Oooh. ”
The old man nodded suspiciously and reopened the door. He has heard of the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty, maybe raising a monster pig that can only turn into a human form is also a fashion over there, we rural people have never seen the world, but we can't be too timid......