At five o'clock in the morning, when Ren Song was picked up by his mother and slipped out of the bed, he was still confused. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

No matter who it is, when you are woken up by someone when you are asleep, your heart will be on fire, not to mention that you chatted with Xiaohongmei until midnight last night. But what's worse than this is that it was my mother who woke me up......

When I was just woken up, I was full of helplessness and wanted to be mad and scolding, but when I opened my eyes, I saw my mother's angry look on her face, and all the anger was extinguished, turning into wisps of green smoke, lingering in my heart but not dissipating, this is called a deflated ah......

"Mom, it's only five o'clock! Didn't you let go of the welcome cannon on the first day of the Lunar New Year! Why are you calling me up so early? The aggrieved cowardly asked helplessly while wearing the black-skinned demonic qi suit that he was distracted from.

According to the rules of the New Year in Luozhong, early in the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, before seven o'clock, a firecracker should be put to welcome the gods, it is said that it is to welcome the God of Wealth, and the earlier the better, the result is that from one o'clock in the morning, the whole city is like a war, and the whole night is the sound of crackling firecrackers.

Ren Song's family was no exception, the poor cowardly was driven up by his mother with a feather duster before three o'clock, and lit a firecracker outside the house in a daze, until the cannon battle was all exploded, and then he went back to the house to sleep with his head covered. But why is it so early today, it's only five o'clock......

"What's going on at five o'clock? Who told you to promise your cousin, it's the third day of the Lunar New Year today, big man, a mouthful of spit and a nail, you don't go to your cousin today, when do you want to delay? The old mother, who had already turned around and walked to the door, said angrily: "Hurry up and wash up, clean up and go to your father's place for dinner!" ”

"Huh?" This coward never dreamed that this was the reason for interrupting his incense and falling asleep, and he really had some self-inflicted taste, so he helplessly took the basin and toothbrush and walked downstairs to the pool......

By the time they cleaned up, the cowardly finally felt more energetic, and the cold tap water in the open-air pool was a great achievement. Both on the face and in the mouth, it is more refreshing than eating mints. Quickly ran upstairs, went straight to the golden sedan chair in my mother's house, picked up the curtain and got in, but saw that the round table in the hall inside was already full of people, not only my father and mother, but also my little sister, Sun Qiuhong, as well as Xiao Tiantian, Chang Chunhong and the pair of paper-tied boys and girls.

Obviously, he got up the latest, and at this time everyone had already started, counting the two paper figures the most fierce, and they were picking up the meat on the dinner table at this time.

smiled and said hello to his parents first, and then walked to Ren Wangcai, who was munching on a pork knuckle, and said with a smile: "It's okay to eat meat, but you're not allowed to drink soup!" Otherwise, the belly made of paper will be soaked in water again, and such a big elbow will run all over the ground, so you will be ready to clean......"

"Huh? How can it be! Ren Wangcai, who was on the side, heard that the boss with two eyes open, and the two monkey buttocks on his face shook and said: "Master, although our original body is made of paper, we now have aura, our belly is strong, and I don't like to drink soup!" ......" was just talking, but was stabbed in the waist by Ren Ruyue, who was gnawing on the chicken leg next to him, and then realized that Ren Song deliberately teased him, and immediately gnawed on his elbow and didn't say anything.

"Brother......! Are you kidding, it's not funny, it's so disgusting! Ren Xiaomei, who was drinking soy milk, suddenly raised her head, stared at Ren Song angrily and complained.

"Alright, alright! Happy for the New Year! After eating, your dad can't live at home and has to move back to the City God Temple! Can't you be happy? The mother, who has always been the most fond of her sister, reprimanded her with some displeasure, and the cowards next to her were also a flurry. Seeing that her mother was in a bad mood, Ren Xiaomei didn't dare to make trouble anymore. Ren Song also hurriedly sat down beside Sun Qiuhong, took the bowl handed by his mother, and said while eating: "Why does Dad want to go back to the City God Temple?" ”

"Our Stove God is back! I have to make room for others, although I am a small god, but I also have the right to play secrets...... I have this holiday approved by the Lingguan Palace, and the heavenly court doesn't know yet, the god of the stove didn't make a small report when he went to heaven, and he has already fallen into favor, but now he can't live at home anymore, and he always has to live on face, and he can't let people squat on the eaves of the house......" Lingguan's father said with a serene face.

"Fold? Isn't that something that the Qing Dynasty emperor did? Thinking of the previous hit "Yongzheng Dynasty", Ren Song asked in surprise: "Why does Heavenly Court also have this kind of play?" ”

"Absorb advanced experience!" Father smiled and replied casually.

"Dad!" Ren Xiaomei, who had been bowing her head and drinking soy milk, suddenly said: "Then you can talk to the god of the stove and let you live at home for two more days, and then move ...... after the fifth day of the new year."

"No! The god of the stove is going home on the first day of the new year, and we have already let the family squat outside the door for two nights! Scooping the egg mash in the bowl with a soup spoon and taking a sip, Lingguan's father smiled and said, "Drink and drink, it's your mother's morot!" After speaking, he told Ren Song: "When you go out after eating, remember to put the firecrackers on the official desk, and the stove god will enter the door......."

"It turns out that the Yingshen Cannon is to welcome the Stove King?" Hearing this, this coward suddenly realized: "Isn't it the God of Wealth?" ”

"Haha, of course, the God of Wealth lives in the sky, and he has nothing to do in the homes of ordinary people!" The father answered as a matter of course, then put the soup spoon aside, and directly picked up the mash on the table and drank it......

After the meal was finished, it was already a quarter past six, and the firecrackers were set off outside the gate, and in the complaints of the neighbors who were woken up, the cowards came to the door with the little girl Sun Qiuhong. At this time, the car transformed by the basilisk Ivy Red had stopped at the door. Because the Chinese New Year's Eve just ran into an accident, the traffic police in the whole city searched everywhere, and the entire Dongguan was talking about the "ghost red car incident", and the basilisk converged a little today and turned into a black Santana.

glanced at Xiao Tiantian, the fox demon who was waving at him in the cab, held Xiaohongmei's somewhat cold hand and said: "Go back, it's quite cold outside......" Seeing her look at herself with a smile, she didn't say anything or let go, so after a few minutes, the frightened cowardly cowardly laughed and said, "What's wrong?" You see that your hands are cold, no wonder people say that girls are weak and cold like this in such a thick ski shirt. As he spoke, he reached out and pinched the girl's clothes.

"Stupid!" In his mind, the distraction suddenly laughed and scolded, and the inexplicable Ren Song was about to scold, but when he saw the little girl opposite, he suddenly grinned and said: "There is an air conditioner in the car, it shouldn't be cold......"

"Huh? Little Red Girl, you? Ren Song couldn't care about being entangled with that distraction, and looked at the girl in front of him in surprise.

"You forgot, the cousin of the Zhang family said that your uncle and grandfather have agreed to accept me as a beginner, so I naturally want to go to see the teacher!" Saying that, the little girl bypassed Ren Song, walked quickly to the car outside the door, opened the door and sat in...... Leaving Ren Song with a puzzled face, huh? She said yes, she was waiting at home, why is this ghostly girl disobedient today? ……

(To be continued.) )