Chapter 53: The Taste of Being a Male Protagonist in a Chapter
Looking at the scene unfolding in front of me, I was shocked and speechless......
That's right!
I forgot to say, fat man, I am not Chen You, fat man is fat man, or rather, in this chapter, Lao Tzu is the protagonist!
Yes, this protagonist is a fat man, and I rewarded the author with a million starting coins in exchange. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
If anyone is not convinced, you can also try, it seems that this guy is a mercenary and undisciplined author, which I believe everyone can see.
So in this chapter, Lao Tzu just wants to be scared, Lao Tzu is to brag, and Lao Tzu is to be cool and arrogant!
Ahem, so let's start with physiognomy......
As a protagonist, although it is the protagonist who takes over temporarily, out of respect for the original work, Ya writes me as a fat man, and I endure it!
But fortunately, this product has not specifically described my appearance, so the following is a part of the description of my appearance.
My face, though not so handsome that no one else can compare it, is easy to remember.
The thick but thin and slender eyebrows are hidden under the oblique bangs, and the eyelashes are thick and black to be unmatched.
The two eyeballs glow with a breathtaking light, as if they are two bags of transparent water bags filled with crystals, and there will be dazzling and charming light bursting out anytime and anywhere, but these eyes are obsessed to suffocation.
The bridge of the nose is high, and the thin lips have the temperament of a negative man, but thousands of girls rush to be let down by me.
The skin is fair, the touch is very good, and flies will slip on the soles of their feet and fall to the ground when they stop on it.
Although the face shape is a little round, this Q version of the temptation is simply a male god who has come to the world in the second dimension!
In short, my looks, in the words that are now in vogue......
This appearance will not only make men jealous, but also make women who think they have good faces fall into despair.
Ahem......
The above description should barely describe one ten-thousandth of what I look like......
Paralyzed, it's worth the money!
More than 70,000 people have read this book, which means that I have already been handsome in the minds of more than 70,000 people!
Wait a minute!
I haven't said my name yet, yes, my name is Wang Na, Wang is the king of Wang Na, Na is Wang Na's Na, this is not the number of fucking water words, but the fat man My name has no adjectives to describe, so that the two words Wang Na themselves are the most beautiful adjectives in the world.
For example, if you meet a robber, the robber robs you and doesn't even leave you a dollar of bus money, then you can point to the other party's nose and scold: "Don't be too old-fashioned!" ”
From above, when you meet a handsome person who doesn't look like a person passing in front of you, you can also point to his nose and scold: "Don't be a man!" ”
Of course, like all awesome characters, my looks don't give me an overview of all my strengths, in addition to my dazzling appearance, I also have a big background!
My backstage is very awesome, very awesome, anyway, in the younger generation of the Shenxiao faction, Lao Tzu can go sideways except for being afraid of Chen Ci's vase!
Don't ask me why I'm so awesome, just remember that I'm a great deal!
No matter what happens, Lao Tzu can not only shout "My dad is Wang xx", but also shout that my grandfather is "Wang xx"!
The content of xx represents, the author said that there can be no spoilers, and I also think it should be low-key, in short, only the head of the bamboo sword in the Shenxiao faction knows at present.
Of course, even putting aside my identity, in the Shenxiao Sect, I am still very awesome.
Didn't I say it just now, in the younger generation of the Shenxiao Sect, Lao Tzu can go sideways except for being afraid of Chen Ci's vase!
The reason why I dare to say this sentence is not from the background, but to describe the real strength of the fat man!
The eight great heavens of the Dongming Palace, Lao Tzu is the second, and Chen Ci is the boss.
I can't beat the boss, but except for the boss, the other three kings shouldn't be able to beat me.
The Burning Heaven King Zhanying is a woman, and I don't care about women.
In addition to being a little trick at disguise, although the soul cultivation of Song Yu is not bad, it can't beat me.
If Xu Bingbing, the king of the Yin Heaven, did this guy with a real knife, he shouldn't be able to beat me, but this thing is too yin and never fights me head-on.
So if the fat man and I enter the WTO, I will definitely be able to break into the name of a fat king!
Belch......
The Fat King sounds a little weird...... Then take the king!
Take a sea of ideas!
Some people may have already noticed that I just mentioned the word WTO accession.
Yes, for some indescribable reason, my grandfather "Wang XX" did not let me have much contact with the outside world, saying that he could not leave the Dongming Hall until I became a god.
Since grandpa said so, he naturally has his concerns, but for me, fat man, this is too unfair!
Fat man, I am also a young man in his early twenties, a good age for the upright cow to chew peonies and spoil the little girl, but I have to be trapped on such a broken mountain full of peach blossoms.
In addition to the fourth-ranked Yin Tianwang Zhanying, and the seventh-ranked little junior sister Beigong Qinghe, I can't see other women all year round.
Zhanying won't talk about it, this woman grew up eating gunpowder, Beigong Qinghe is still a little sister, no matter how big I am, I still can't do it.
So, today I heard the boss say that someone is going to challenge the path of trials, and there may be a new person to join, so I can't help but go and take a peek.
I was disappointed with the results......
Fat man, I didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and what I was waiting for was such a strangely dressed guy with a white umbrella.
To be honest, the first time I saw him, I instinctively didn't like this guy.
The reason is very simple, although this product looks like me and I am in the middle of the match, the strong pretending temperament on his body makes me feel that my status as the protagonist has been shaken.
So I decided to suppress this arrogant arrogance and teach him to be a man.
Hey......
He was holding an umbrella and a stick...... What is it to do?
it!
This is really a talent!
Is there a Nima who plays like this?
Didn't he ask someone what this first test was before he came?
I decided to taunt him......
it!
Just by listening to the voice, this guy actually knows that I'm a fat person!?
Your uncle!
Mobile Navigation!?
Are you a monk or not?
This Nima is simply insulting the intelligence of all monks!
Anyway, why didn't anyone think of this bug before?
yes, who would be so bored to think of using navigation!
Well!
This is a boring guy, or a cunning guy, and he actually wants to trick your fat man, you are still too tender......
Forget it, in fact, it doesn't matter if you tell you, anyway, the next few levels test the real strength...... Ah, your sister!
Anyway, you don't look big, and you don't look like a physical cultivator, how can you have so much strength!
Fat man, I wasted a lot of effort when I passed the second section of the road!
Hum!
Maybe it's strength...... Ah, your sister!
Are you crazy!?
The will impact of the third level will be superimposed on people, but it will kill people!
it!
It's all right!
Who the hell is this guy!
Damn it!
What a big breath!
actually threatened to pass the fifteenth level to surpass the fat man......
Good!
I'd like to see how you get through the fourth section of the road, which contains the changes of the inner five elements...... Ah, your sister!
Damn......
This guy's attainments in the five elements are actually ...... So high!
It seems that this guy must be the inner five elements consummated, this is the second grade of the sub-way!
Although it is not the most awesome of the second grade, it is not easy, no wonder the strength of the body is so great......
Well, at this point, you are barely qualified to compare with the fat man and me.
But the next level is the illusory way of truth and falsehood in the school, this is not a strong will to pass, you have to understand the distinction between truth and falsehood, I was fat back then...... Ah, your sister!
Nima......
Why!
Why did you pass so easily?
Why is that?
Fat man, it took me seven days to calculate the direction of this road!
Well, it seems...... This guy just happened to have comprehended the sub-path of the illusory class......
I have to say that you have successfully attracted the attention of the fat man.
But this is not enough, to cross the threshold of the Dongming Palace, and to see the fat man, I have to pass the sixth level!
To talk about this sixth level......
That's a test of absolute attack power......
Not only must it reach a certain equivalent, but it must also be able to annihilate the barrier and prevent it from regenerating......
Ninety-nine percent of the geniuses in history have fallen here, looking at the ocean and sighing!
Ha ha!
Fat man, I bet this guy shouldn't be so easy to pass!
"Second Senior Brother, what are you doing here?"
I was startled, turned around, looked behind me in a cyan dress, with two bean buns on my head, and a little girl like a little girl, patted my chest and said, "Senior brother, I'm watching people challenge the path of trials." ”
Hearing this, Beigong Qinghe also looked at the white-clothed figure on the mountain road, and said in surprise: "When did this little brother come up?" ”
I frowned, and although I was unhappy, I still said truthfully: "It's been more than an hour......"
"More than an hour!" Seventh Senior Sister Beigong Qinghe's two eyes instantly widened: "It took a day for Senior Brother to break into here back then, how did this little brother do it......?" ”
I pursed my lips: "Climbing fast doesn't mean climbing far, senior brother broke through to the seventeenth section of the road back then, he shouldn't have been able to pass," I thought about it and said, "Anyway, what are you doing here without sleeping in the middle of the night?" ”
Beigong Qinghe grinned: "When I heard the bell, I thought I heard it wrong, and my senior sister called me to see what was going on." ”
I was stunned for a moment, looking at the figure on the mountain road that was getting closer and closer, and suddenly there was something wrong in my heart, and I always felt that I was ......
It seems that the identity of his protagonist is coming to an end......
Fat man, I ...... There's still a lot of work I don't have to do!
Say what about the heroine!
Say yes......
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-=-=-=--Reluctantly dividing line-=-=-=-
Reading a letter from a reader, the unscrupulous Chen said: "Stop playing games, my starting point coin is your motivation, hurry up and give me the code word ......"
Like: uh...... It's been a long time since I've played a game...... I've been busy lately...... Busy with things during the day, go out early in the morning, get home at night, two chapters at nine o'clock...... t0t, although I really want to play the game...... Why did you know I was playing games......
In addition, Gunner E wrote to him, "Do you think you've drunk too much again?" I didn't do anything stupid. ”
Like: "I'm not drunk with a thousand cups......
Above!
Thanks to the unscrupulous Chen for his reward of 1,000 starting coins;
Thanks to Ayton (Big A) for the two monthly passes;
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Today's first chapter is sent...
Baked prawns in butter, thorn king of jingke......
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