Fifty-one is a clever calculation
When everyone heard Niu Erzhu's words, they all shook their heads and smiled bitterly, aren't these two pillars crazy, you want to force people out by setting up a hexagram stall? Could it be that you can pinch and calculate, and you can deduce the specific location of the old man? That's not right, you have the ability, what did you do earlier? It's okay to pinch your fingers, won't you get things back sooner? What kind of cleverness is it at this time?
Niu Erzhu didn't say much, just bowed his head there and said nothing, looking confident. Everyone couldn't guess his thoughts, and they didn't want to say it after asking repeatedly, so they had to give up. This Niu Erzhu is still a quick temper, just do it, in the deer Xie one night, the next morning, with Bu Facai to Shimen Town, everyone looked, heh, this time the two of them are dressed differently, Niu Erzhu is a robe and horse coat, two fake mustaches are pasted on the mouth, sideburns do not know what to dye white, far away from a look, there is really a fairy wind bones.
Bu Facai is dressed quite ordinary, but there is a night coat inside, if you want to work, take off your coat, how convenient it is. The two of them were mysterious, they didn't say hello to anyone, they each rode a fast horse, and went straight to Shimen Town.
After a while, when he arrived in the town, Niu Erzhu did not show his face first, but asked Bu Facai to go out and steal things as usual. But this time is different from the last time, the stolen things can't be brought back, but find a place to bury them, and be sure to remember the place where the things are buried, preferably a place with significant characteristics, come back and tell these locations one by one, and you can use them in the future.
Bu Facai agreed one by one, this petty theft was originally his forte, naturally not a problem, and after half a day, Bu Facai returned victoriously, and I don't know how many homes were stolen in the morning, up to gold and silver treasures, down to clothes and sundries, all stolen over again, this Bu Facai is also a good memory, one does not fall, all remember clearly, the young and the young are smart, and it took a few hours, and they are all familiar with the chest.
The two of them had a hasty lunch, Bu Facai still had something to do, left early, and rested his spirits, so he lazily walked to the street, chose a more prosperous place, sat on the ground, took out a white cloth from his arms, and the six gossip had already been drawn on the cloth.
As soon as Da Shao set up a hexagram stall, it immediately attracted a lot of people, this place was already prosperous, and there were not many fortune tellers, and the fortune tellers on the rivers and lakes did the "gold" line. It is divided into several categories: "painting gold", "pulling gold" and "finch gold", painting gold is that the person who tells the hexagram spreads the hexagram stall, and does not mention the matter of the hexagram, but where is the neurosis like talking to himself: "It is difficult to draw a tree, it is difficult to draw a tree, it is difficult to draw a person, it is difficult to draw a mountain, it is difficult to draw flowers and plants, and it is difficult to draw a dragon to draw a waist." When he saw that there were many people, he threw away the pen and talked about the fortune telling.
The other is to pull gold, this kind of fortune teller will meet, walk to the street, see who is worried, a look of heavy care, he will step up, grab people's clothes: "Brother, your luck in the past two days is not good, wow, I calculate that you should have a catastrophe, I have learned the art of reading divination since childhood, can help people eliminate disasters and difficulties, if you believe, I will show you the way, if you don't believe, just when I don't say anything, practitioners pay attention to fate, I don't force it at all!" "When he said this, he caught up with a master who was really embarrassed, and he would be fooled if he was **, but not necessarily, if he caught up with the person who had nothing to do and loved to pretend to be deep, he would have to be beaten if he didn't do it.
The other is the finch gold, this finch gold is advanced, you have to have tools, generally sparrows and the like, trained in advance, when encountering a fortune teller, he doesn't say anything, just let the sparrow come out and take out a sign, and then use the words on the stick to help you divination, the average person doesn't know it, thinking that a sparrow can actually draw lots, it must be a god bird, in fact, this guy smeared the paste on the stick in advance, the paste is made of rice grains, the sparrow is hungry, it will naturally come up to peck, and wait for this person to finish, He put the one away, replaced it with a new one, and then smeared the paste on the other one, and kept trying and unsuccessfully. Ghost Silence 51
But Niu Erzhu's hexagram is strange, not only does he not use anything, but he also has an arrogant attitude, and his tone is quite big, which will naturally attract attention, but everyone is looking at the lively mentality, no one has come up to tell the hexagram, this matter is obvious, everyone is not convinced, you Niu Erzhu is not too old, and his tone is scary, ten ** is bluffing, who has nothing to do with you?
Da Shao saw that everyone was talking about it, and he didn't even raise his eyelids at all, or where he closed his eyes to recuperate, it seemed that it had nothing to do with him. Everyone looked at it strangely, and they didn't know what to say here, they heard a person running behind them, this person was sweating profusely, looking panicked, this person squeezed into the crowd, and everyone didn't see what he looked like, so he knelt down to Niu Erzhu with a puff: "Daxian, you old help, you old help!" “
Everyone was shocked, what is the problem with kneeling down casually? This man can't be a madman, right? Everyone took a closer look, this person was five short figures, lean and lean, and when he came up, he burst into tears, holding Niu Erzhu's hand and not relaxing. This Niu Erzhu will also pretend to be garlic, and immediately got up and hugged each other: "This brother, you must not be so polite, cultivators are people who solve problems, if you have anything, you might as well just say it!" “
This person snotted a handful, a handful of tears, and said what he called embarrassing, it turned out that this person was still a filial son, his mother had been in poor health for several years, and the family was poor, and there was no money for treatment, this person finally borrowed more than a dozen oceans, and planned to find a Langzhong for his mother, who knows how to be so unlucky, met a ruthless thief, and I don't know when to wrap these money rolls, there is not a word left, seeing that the old mother is gradually becoming seriously ill, there is no money for treatment, begging Niu Erzhu to find a way!
As soon as everyone heard this, this person is really not smart, you don't have money to treat the disease, hurry up and find a way to go, what's the use of looking for him? He's also trying to earn your money to support himself! Who knows that Da Shao stared at his eyebrows for a while, and suddenly spoke: "Don't worry, although your money is gone, it has not been lost, and the thief has not taken it away, you walk one hundred and twenty steps west from your door, there is a crooked neck tree, you dig down, about less than two feet, there must be a cloth bag, your money is in there!" ”
When this person heard this, he immediately turned his sadness into joy, and ran home with a thousand thanks, and when everyone heard it, they immediately became interested, and no one wanted to leave, they all wanted to see if this was the case. In less than half an hour, this person ran back again, this time his face was beaming, and he praised Niu Erzhu again and again as a living immortal, and when he went back to dig, he really found something!
At that time, people were superstitious, and hearing was false, seeing was believing, seeing was believing, seeing Niu Erzhu's clever calculation, and seeing things like gods, where is there any reason to doubt? In the morning, Bu Facai had already stolen everything in the town, and many of the onlookers had lost things at home, but this time they all came to the spirit, and they all surrounded Da Shao, asking him to calculate where his belongings went.
Niu Erzhu did not refuse, and he said that in less than two hours, he sent these people away, and these people went back to find it, and they were godly, and there were a lot of those things, all in the place that Niu Erzhu said! Now the entire Shimen Town will be promoted, saying that there is a living immortal in the town, and there is no last resort, even more so that the young man knows five hundred years, and the next knows five hundred years, the power of this human flesh propaganda machine is not small, and before it gets dark, the prestige of the big and young is known to everyone!
When these people left, Niu Erzhu hid with the person who first asked him to tell the fortune and secretly had fun, this person was none other than Bu Facai. Niu Erzhu doesn't look at his age, but he thinks about it quite thoroughly, I'm afraid that everyone didn't believe him at the beginning, so he directed this farce and let Bu Facai be a nursery, don't say it, the three rats are quite talented in acting, and maybe they can get a little golden man now!
The two brothers here are both fame and fortune, not only fame went out, but also made a lot of money, when it was dark, the two of them did not go back, found an inn to live in, asked for a roast chicken for dinner, a pound of sauce beef to take out a pound and a half of Huadiao, the two of them around the table, Zi'er took a sip of wine, a mouthful of food, ate a mouth full of oil, even the sweat has the smell of roast chicken, just mention how beautiful!
The two of them ate fragrantly, and they heard the outside of the inn crying for the sky, a burst of women's crying, this woman's loud voice, how far away can be heard clearly, saying that they are looking for some living immortals, attracting the guests in the inn to come out to watch, although the two brothers are drunk, they still understand in their hearts, and they are stunned when they hear it: "Living immortals?" Could it be that you are looking for yourself? ”
The two put down the wine bowl, went out to see, only to see that there were a lot of people around the door, there was a woman standing in the middle, saying that the woman was more burly than the man, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, the upper body was a floral cotton jacket, the lower body was a bloomers, and the two feet raced over the boat.
Niu Erzhu couldn't cry or laugh, what did this public look like? When others look at me, do I owe you money, or do I owe you people? Niu Erzhu was patient, pulled the woman aside, and asked him what was the matter, this woman spoke freely, and did not avoid people, opened his mouth and said that in addition to evil things in his family, he could not live in peace for half a month, and he was helpless, and he heard that there were living immortals in the city, so he inquired all the way here, and asked the two of them to go out of the mountain to subdue the demons! Niu Erzhu shook his hands, it was broken, this was different from what he thought at the beginning, he originally wanted to play some tricks and seduce the old man out, who knew that this kind of thing would happen? However, in front of so many people, I was embarrassed to say that I wouldn't go, and the image of the master who had been created with great difficulty was completely ruined, and the young man had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: "Sister, don't worry, say something slowly, if I have a way, it will naturally be obligatory!" ”――by:87942204368064376|419――>