Chapter 30 Waiting for me tonight in Akinayama
Chapter 30 Waiting for me tonight in Akinayama
(Joy in suffering, thinking of what is what)
"It's fucking weird." The fat man muttered that he was about to walk over to see what was going on.
I grabbed him: "Hey, be careful of deception." ”
The fat man smiled back at me: "Don't worry, fat man, my life is hard, and I won't die so easily." ”
"Fart," I rolled my eyes, "I'm afraid you'll kill me." ”
"I said, you little comrades, how can you always be so timid? How can you build the motherland with me? The fat man looked at me with a frown.
I waved my hand impatiently: "Then the heavy task of realizing the four modernizations will be handed over to you, Comrade Fat Master, you go, I will take the lead." With that, I retreated to the door.
Seriously, the fat man in the last hall (or burial chamber is more appropriate) was released by a fire. I'm really scared that the fat guy will release something out now.
When I got to the door, I saw the fat man walk to the wall by himself, and then he crouched on the ground and began to look.
I saw that the fat man didn't move after observing for a while, but I really didn't want to go in again, so I leaned against the wall next to him and waited for him. But after a while, I saw that the fat man seemed to have pulled something out of his backpack. By the time I saw it clearly, it was a fire breaker, and the fat man had already blown it up. Then I saw the fat man squatting on the ground, holding the fire fold and looking at it again.
Isn't it stupid. My heart said. It's not much more economical to have a fucking flashlight, and it also uses fire. I snorted, but didn't bother to pay attention to him. Anyway, he had been squatling there for so long, and he hadn't seen anything happen. This means that the burial chamber is safe. Since it's safe, if she wants to make trouble, let him go.
But as soon as my guard was lowered, I suddenly saw the fat man stand up, and then he staggered up and looked up, as if trying to see what was on the wall. I was taken aback. But after a closer look, I found that the fat man seemed to just want to see the things on it clearly, so he breathed a sigh of relief, scolded me in his heart, and then didn't bother to care about him.
But after the fat man jumped a few times in front of the wall, I realized that something was wrong.
The wall seemed to be on fire.
Damn, didn't this fat man just take the fire fold and light the corpse oil, right? I was stunned and chuckled in my heart. I just wanted to tell the fat man to quit quickly. Unexpectedly, the fat man suddenly did a few backflips on the spot. Looks like he's hiding something. If you look closely, there are still a few clusters of arrows stuck in the place where the fat man was standing just now. Immediately after that, the fat man made another series of evasive moves, avoiding all the crossbow arrows that were fired at him. At the same time, countless traps began to emerge from the walls of the other two sides, filled with crossbow arrows. The silver arrows made my heart palpitate.
It's over, the fat man is dead now. My heart said. This should be a goddamn shot of ten thousand arrows, right? If you can still avoid this, then it will be enough to realize the four modernizations of the motherland with a bull like you.
The fat man also saw the crossbow arrows all over the wall, and his face also changed. Subconsciously, he ran towards me. But before he could run, the rain of arrows poured down on him like a waterfall. The fat man was startled, but he also reacted quickly. Take off your backpack with one hand and throw it directly from behind you to your front. Then lift it to the head. The backpack was instantly filled with crossbow arrows, like a hedgehog. However, this also allowed the fat man to run to the center of the tomb.
There are more and more crossbow arrows stuck in the backpack on the fat man's head, and he is about to fall apart. Thankfully, the fat man was clever enough to stretch his foot as he walked by the altar he had kicked off, then threw away his backpack that had been shot into a sieve, and rushed towards me with a steel helmet on the altar.
The fat man did all this smoothly, and I was stunned at the door. The heart said I, these ten thousand arrows are fired together, although the fat man did not flash, but the cauldron above his head is invulnerable.
Besides, the fat man had a cauldron on his head, and when he saw that the crossbow arrows on the wall couldn't hurt him, he wasn't in a hurry for a while. He stopped with a clanging sound, and even raised his chin at me with some pride, shouting, "Come, take a picture of me for the fat man!" ”
Fuck you, shoot your sister. I rolled my eyes, just trying to get him out quickly. But a loud rumbling sound came.
The voice came from overhead.
I subconsciously looked up. I found that there was a gate above the door. At this time, it is closing down at a very rapid speed.
"Holy! Fatso! I yelled.
The fat man's entire head was encased in the altar, and the crossbow bolts clanged on it, and he couldn't hear the doorway at all. At this time, he is still posing for me to take a picture of him.
I was also anxious when I saw it, and said in my heart, fat man, if you continue to wave like this, you will really hang here. It was at this time that the fat man estimated that I had already taken a picture of him, so he looked up at me. When he found that the gate had dropped by two-thirds, he was stunned for a moment. I could tell from the shape of his mouth that he let out a "hey", and a third of a second later I saw what was probably the fastest speed in the fat man's life.
The speed of the fat man is still very fast. It even made me think he could pose a few more times in it.
The fat man got up from the ground, patted the dust on his body, and shook the small handful of bangs on his head: "This is just the normal speed at which you have seen the fat man." The fat man said, "I'll tell you, there's a speed called waiting for me tonight at Mt. Akina." ”
I silently went up and patted the fat man on the shoulder, and nodded: "I think you can go a little faster." ”
The fat man was stunned, but he didn't expect me to agree with him: "Huh? I also feel like I can be faster. ”
"Fart!" I yelled, grabbed the fat man, and ran. As he ran, he shouted, "You. He. Mother. Didn't you see these lamp slaves come back to life? ”
The fat man was stunned for a moment and looked up. The stone sticks in the hands of those lamp slaves had somehow extended a spearhead four or five inches long. The entire stone stick turned into a spear in an instant. And these lamp slaves turned out to be like living people, as soon as we passed in front of us, they immediately moved and surrounded us.
"It's over." I said, "Last time I was surrounded by a group of dead people, this time I am surrounded by a group of stone people." Can you give the fuck a different one? ”
The fat man looked at the lantern slaves who were holding spears and narrowed the encirclement towards us, and asked me, "Why, you seem to be disappointed?" (To be continued.) )