Chapter 248: Li Dai Tao Stiff
In the afternoon, Zhang Xiaoguang woke up and went to find Zheng Haotian, but found that Zheng Haotian was explaining something to his prospective brother-in-law Guo Jiming.
"Brother Zheng, we're going to Liangcai Mansion in a while, do you want to discuss how to fish out Min Yushi. Why don't you give him something in exchange? Zhang Xiaoguang sat next to Zheng Haotian, and Lina poured him a glass of water.
"I'm thinking about it, too, but we don't have anything to give him!" Zheng Haotian shook his head, "We don't have gold and silver, and we don't have treasures, so to speak, we can't give him all our things, so we can't give him two beauties." ”
"Brother Zheng, what are you kidding!" Zhang Xiaoguang was also happy, but when he thought about it, the good people were much richer than their Silver Dawn, and there was really nothing they could handle. "Why don't you let Arislan pick two horses?"
"Find two more good dogs!" Guo Jiming followed the idea of making a fuss next to him.
Zheng Haotian puffed up, "Our Mongolian horse, it's easy to use and not good-looking, people want a high-headed Yanma." As for dogs, do you think Liang will go out to play dog sledding? ”
"What then?" Zhang Xiaoguang scratched his head, "I'm afraid that if it drags on for too long, that Min Yushi will die in the kennel again." ”
"Hmph, that's hard to say." Guo Jiming sneered, "In these years, there is no difference between a dead person and a dead chicken. ”
"Chickens are worth more than people~!" Zheng Lina laughed beside her.
Zhang Xiaoguang lowered his head and thought about it, "Anyway, find a way to save people first!" ”
Zheng Haotian smiled, "I'm not arranging this." Give Liangcai a direct request, it is unlikely to succeed, after all, everyone in Hefei knows that they are in trouble with Min Yushi, which is related to the face of these local snakes, and he will not give it to you easily. Let's drive there in a while, and I'll let Guo Jiming and Zhang Kun secretly steal Min Yushi out! ”
Zhang Xiaoguang grinned in surprise when he heard this, "No, if you don't come out, you still want to steal?" ”
"That's right!" Zheng Haotian took a sip of water, "Of course it's not for nothing, let's steal the real Min Yushi, and then give him a fake Min Yushi inside!" ”
Zhang Xiaoguang couldn't figure it out, and blinked, "Fake Min Yushi? ”
Zheng Haotian said with a smile, "Do you think, this Min Yushi is dirty and smelly, his body and face are full of dirt, and his clothes are even dirty and shelled, we just need to find a dead person who is about the same size as him and put it there." When tomorrow Liang finds out, he will only think that Min Yushi can't stand the abuse and dies! This is called Li Dai Taostiff in the thirty-six plans! ”
"Oh!" Zhang Xiaoguang nodded, "But this Min Yushi ......, he will still show up in the future, and then Liangcai will still find out, which is even more difficult to say." ”
"You're thinking too much!" Zheng Haotian said with a smile, "When we leave, the emperor doesn't know where to divide us in the future, when the mountain is high and the emperor is far away, no one can control us, and Liangcai and Min Yushi estimate that they will never meet again in this life." Zheng Haotian didn't know that the emperor was going to enable them to enter the court, and he was full of thoughts about continuing to live a small life in paradise in the future.
"Okay, let's do it." Zhang Xiaoguang nodded, since Zheng Haotian said so, it would definitely be no problem for him!
"Okay, I'll go out with Zhang Kun immediately to find a similar corpse." Guo Jiming stood up and put on his fur hat, turned around and walked out.
"Is the body easy to find? Don't kill anyone! Zheng Haotian's mother Hao Yun explained to Guo Jiming.
"Don't worry, Mom, there are many corpses in the ruins outside the city now, and they are all well preserved!" Since the two families met, the cheeky Guo Jiming changed his mouth to call his mother .......
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Two hours later, Liangcai sent Huang Shi to pick them up again, and this time according to Zheng Haotian's plan, Zhang Xiaoguang and them drove their own car. When he got in the car, Zhang Xiaoguang looked at Guo Jiming, who was the driver, and asked in a low voice, "How is it?" ”
Guo Jiming glanced at the trunk with his eyes, and Xiaoguang knew that he had found a suitable substitute for the dead ghost. No, there is no substitute in this trunk, he is already a dead man.
Huangshi's car opened the road in front, Zhang Xiaoguang and others drove two cars behind, and after a while, they arrived at the city lord's mansion, and Liangcai and Sikong Xingping did not greet them at the gate this time.
The two cars stopped, Zheng Haotian glanced at Min Yushi next to the kennel, and glanced at Guo Jiming, Guo Jiming nodded.
Now it will be dark at four o'clock in the afternoon, and it will already be dark at this time, the city lord's mansion is brightly lit everywhere, and there is a singing and dancing inside, Guo Jiming and Zhang Kun, who are the drivers, leaned on the car and quietly looked around.
"The goal is set, but the location is a little too eye-catching." Guo Jiming shook his head.
The location of the kennel is less than ten meters to the side of the gate, which is very conspicuous and can be seen by people coming and going. This is also what Liangcai and others deliberately did, so that others could see what would happen against him and make an example!
But this eye-catching position created difficulties for Guo Jiming and Zhang Kun's rescue, and it can be said that they had to steal things under the noses of other guards. No, it's stealing a big living person!
"What should I do?" Zhang Kun looked at it, there were eight guards at the door, this pomp was really big!
Guo Jiming also scratched his head, he took a closer look, and the closest hidden object to the kennel was a willow on the shore. The sky is dark and the light is dark, and there is another small shadow under the willows.
"You get that fake one under that tree first." Guo Jiming pointed to the shadow under the willows.
Zhang Kun looked at it, "This is no problem, but it is five or six meters away from the kennel!" And what about those doormen? It would be nice if you could kill them, but you can't kill them, and you can't alarm them. ”
Guo Jiming thought for a while, "I'll figure out a way for the doorman, you get the fake one first." After speaking, Guo Jiming staggered straight to the gate.
Zhang Kun waited for Guo Jiming to go away, reached out to open the trunk, put on a casual suit, helped out the prepared corpse inside, and covered it with a hat coat. The two corpses had already finished putting on makeup in advance, and they were unkempt, so they had to change Min Yushi's clothes. Zhang Kun grabbed the corpse with his hands, and walked slowly along the shore of the lake like a drunk person, and when no one around was paying attention, Zhang Kun lowered his head and penetrated into the shadows.
Guo Jiming walked to the door, and the foreman of the doorman leaned over to greet him. I'm a doorman, you're a driver, everyone's identity is about the same, now it's more close, maybe you can use it in the future. And the driver is clearly more promising than the doorman, this is the convention.
Guo Jiming chatted with this person for a while, and then pretended to suddenly find something, pointed to the kennel and asked, "Huh?" Why do you have someone in this kennel? ”
The foreman added fuel and vinegar to Guo Jiming about Min Yushi, of course, most of them were negative words, who let the family watch the door for Liangcai. "Then I'll have to go over and take a look, it's rare to see such hard bones!" Guo Jiming pretended to be very interested and walked over, the foreman followed with a smile, while the others continued to stand guard at the door.
The two walked in front of Min Yushi, and the doorman habitually went up and kicked twice, but Min Yushi didn't move.
"It's really a hard bone!" Guo Jiming squatted down with a smile, pretending to see Min Yushi's appearance clearly, in fact, he secretly took a look at the shackles on Min Yushi's feet, and found that the keyholes of the shackles were blocked! I don't know if it's mud or what, anyway, it doesn't look rusty, it seems that the quality is really good.
"He's still a, hahaha!" The foreman in the back didn't know Guo Jiming's thoughts, and was still laughing.
Just when Guo Jiming was figuring out how to break this person apart, he suddenly found the words on the wall, and then pretended to be surprised and exclaimed, "Oh, good words, really good words!" ”
The foreman nodded, "Almost everyone who comes compliments him on his good handwriting, but unfortunately I don't understand." Big brother, you know calligraphy! ”
"I just understand, I just like it so much!" Guo Jiming looked like a nymphomaniac, "Big brother, can I take this wall away?" ”
"Big brother, you can really joke." The foreman pouted.
"Then I'll go to the car and get a pen and paper and copy it!" Guo Jiming looked regretful.
"This one is going to work." The foreman shrugged.
Guo Jiming returned to the car, took a pen and paper, and squatted next to the kennel to pretend to copy. The foreman looked at the back for a while, feeling bored, and he was also needed at the door, so he greeted Guo Jiming, "Big brother, you write slowly, I'll get busy first!" Then he went back to the door, which was exactly as Guo Jiming wanted!
Out of the corner of his eye, seeing the foreman walking away, Guo Jiming pretended to lean over to read the words, took out the saber with lightning in his right hand, and inserted it into the keyhole of the shackles accurately. The garbage in the keyhole couldn't stop the sharp saber at all, Guo Jiming picked it lightly, clicked, and the shackles opened!
Min Yushi's eyes opened, he gently reached out and touched it, and the shackles on his feet were really opened! "Who are you?"
"Don't talk, get ready to take off your clothes." Guo Jiming did not bow his head.
Min Yushi thought about it and secretly unbuttoned his clothes.
"Five meters to the east, there is a tree, someone will come to save you in a while, I count three times, you will take off your clothes." Guo Jiming gestured to Zhang Kun under the tree, and Zhang Kun, who had been observing, was impatient.
"One."
"Two."
"Three." After Guo Jiming finished speaking, Min Yushi took off his clothes that had become dirty and hard shells, while Zhang Kun under the tree walked over with his corpse, looking at him staggering as if he was drunk.
At a distance of five or six meters, Zhang Kun walked to Guo Jiming in two steps as if he was slow, and then staggered and fell next to the kennel with the corpse!
At the same time that Zhang Kun fell, Guo Jiming threw Min Yushi, who only had underwear, to Zhang Kun's side, and Zhang Kun threw the body to the position of Min Yushi in the kennel just now, leaving only a coat with a hat in his hand!
"What's the situation!" Zhang Kun's appearance attracted the attention of the doorman, and the foreman stretched out his head and asked, looking like he was about to come over.
"It's okay!" Guo Jiming waved his hand, "Two drunks, get lost!" Then he stood up and kicked Zhang Kun lightly, "Don't get out of here, this is the City Lord's Mansion, not a place for you to come to have a tryst!" ”
Zhang Kun wrapped Min Yushi in the prepared coat and hat, and hurriedly stood up and nodded, and ran away from the ice with Min Yushi! Zhang Kun is still fast with a person, and the doorman is amazed to see it!
While the guards were all looking at Zhang Kun, Guo Jiming secretly smoothed the body into the shell of the dirty clothes, and quietly buckled the shackles!
"Damn, dare to go to the City Lord's Mansion to spread wild, these two drunkards are really guts!" A few doormen scolded and scolded, and went their separate ways.
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At about eleven o'clock in the evening, Gao Zhenshan, Zhang Xiaoguang and Zheng Haotian said goodbye to Liangcai in a daze and went straight back to the barracks in the car.
"How's it going, have you rescued it?" Before the car left the city, Zhang Xiaoguang couldn't wait to ask Guo Jiming, who was driving.
Guo Jiming smiled, "It's in the trunk!" ”