Chapter 41: Lao Lai encounters a big fool
According to the fox's instructions, Zhang Jun took Jiao Teng to the cave area west of the ghost city, where the goblins lived, and there were not many people in the goblin area, and basically few people were willing to come to the goblin area.
Because this place is not only dirty and smelly, but also because the goblins here are very shrewd, and if you want to trade with them, you must have the consciousness that you must be cut first.
The fox had also stumbled upon the old goblin who loved to drink by mistake, and he followed the route the fox had told him to find a very low cave.
The door of the cave was locked, Zhang Jun knocked on the door, and a small goblin poked its head out of the crack in the door, and when he saw Zhang Jun, he quickly wanted to close the door.
But at this time, Zhang Jun quickly took out a piece of prepared chocolate from the Sumeru ring and stuffed it, and the little goblin took the chocolate and immediately locked the door.
But after a while, he slowly opened the door again, showed his head and said, "Who are you looking for?" With chocolate residues on the corners of his mouth, he seemed to like the taste of chocolate.
Zhang Jun didn't speak, and continued to take out the chocolate and handed it over, and sure enough, under the powerful chocolate attack, the door was gradually completely opened, and Zhang Jun saw the half-drunk old goblin lying on the bed behind the little goblin.
"I had a friend who introduced me here and heard that the great Albati appraiser liked to drink, so he came to bring some good wine to the master."
Zhang Jun said and motioned to Jiao Teng to take out the wine he had brought from his backpack, a bottle of Han Emperor Moutai in 92, the cap was twisted open, and a strong aroma of wine immediately dispersed.
Without the little goblin replying, the old goblin who called himself Albati who was lying on the bed immediately jumped up and quickly rushed forward to snatch the Moutai from Jiao Teng's hand.
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Ninety-two years of the Han Emperor Moutai, known as the emperor of Moutai, Jiao Teng spent a lot of effort to get it, looking at the old guy's sip of booze, he felt that he was about to have a heart attack.
Zhang Jun didn't tell him what he was doing with these wines before, if he had known that he was spoiling this old thing, he wouldn't have taken it out.
Seeing that the old goblin drank half of it in one gobone, Zhang Jun suddenly made a move, snatched the wine over, and said with a smile: "Master, it's not okay to just take advantage of the situation and not do anything, if you drink this wine like this, you will get drunk later." ”
The fox had specifically instructed Zhang Jun before, the goblins are very shrewd, and he must first say the charter before taking out the wine, otherwise he will definitely drink it all in one gulp and pretend to be drunk.
To deal with this kind of old man, Zhang Jun has more ways than a fox, first take out the best wine for you to drink, and take it back for you halfway through, do you have an appetite, even if it is an experienced old goblin? Can he be more experienced than his street fortune teller?
"Ahem, what's the matter?"
The wine was taken away, and Old Barty asked with an unhappy face, staring at the bottle of Moutai in Zhang Jun's hand with a pair of eyes.
"Go in and talk!"
Zhang Jun was not polite at all, strode into the cave with Jiao Teng, and then took out the golden dragon scissors and put them on the table, and said with a smile: "Great Albati appraiser, I want to ask you to identify this thing, of course, as a reward, I will give you this bottle of Han Emperor Moutai, the only remaining bottle in the world." ”
Zhang Jun's words are not an exaggeration, after all, Emperor Handi Moutai only produced ten bottles back then, some of which were treasured, some were drunk, and no more than three bottles could really flow on the market.
The value can be described as a thousand dollars, and the old guy just drank two sips, which was enough to buy the Ferrari sports car that Jiao Teng drove before.
"Oh, that's right, but that bottle of wine is very ordinary, one bottle is not enough." Old Barty said and looked at the backpack in Jiao Teng's hand, which was full of at least a dozen bottles of wine.
"Really? Well then, goodbye. ”
Zhang Jun's eyes narrowed, and he stood up directly and decisively and pulled Zhang Jun out, but the old goblin was also calm, and he didn't chase Zhang Jun, but watched Zhang Jun leave with an indifferent face.
This kind of fishing method, as a well-informed old goblin, is simply a pediatric, so he will not be fooled, but instead make a look of sitting firmly on the Diaoyu Tai, waiting for Zhang Jun and them to come to the door.
It was only about an hour later that the little goblin came back from outside and said, "Grandpa, they seem to have gone to Uncle Oni's." ”
Boom!
The iron kettle in Old Barty's hand suddenly fell to the ground, grabbed the little goblin and said, "What? They actually went to Oni's old bastard, oh my God, Oni wasn't a master of identification, they must have been deceived. ”
Old Barty was very angry and stood up and walked out, angrily rushed to his neighbor's house O'Nett's house, kicked open the door, and saw Zhang Jun and Jiao Teng sitting on the small sofa of Oone's house, holding the bottle of Moutai that Old Barty had drunk before.
"No!! That's mine! ”
Old Barty saw the wine in Oni's wine glass, and his already dark green face suddenly turned black, and he rushed up to snatch the wine from Zhang Jun's hand.
It's just that how could Old Barty's little short legs and little arms take something away from Zhang Jun's hand, Zhang Jun even dodged as soon as he turned, looked at Old Barty with a surprised face and said, "Huh? Isn't this Mr. Albati? How did you get here? Is that Mr. Oni, your guest? ”
On the side, Oni's expression sank, he stood up and jumped on the table, pointed at Old Barty's face and scolded: "You roe, who allowed you to rush in...... Oh! ”
Without waiting for Oni to finish speaking, Old Barty picked up the wine bottle on the ground and smashed it on Oni's face, and his fiery temper made Zhang Jun and Jiao Teng look at each other, this Old Barty is really a drunkard.
After Old Barty punched Oni a few times, he stood up and combed the few hairs on his head that were already thin: "Okay, young man, Old Barty is a principled person, six bottles of wine, give me something, and I will give you an appraisal." ”
Old Barty stretched out his hand and motioned for Zhang Jun to take out the things, but at this time, Zhang Jun stood up and said to Oni on the ground: "May I ask Mr. Oni, is there a master of goblin identification here, I am willing to give you the bottle of wine just now as a reward." ”
"Yes...... Yes...... Yes! ”
Before Oni finished speaking, there was another scream, Old Barty picked up the wine bottle on the table and smashed it, completely knocked Oni unconscious, looked at Zhang Jun with a cold face and said, "Three bottles!" ”
"A bottle! Love or not, I just heard a friend recommend that you are a master wine taster, and now it seems that he is out of sight. ”
With a deep disappointment on his face, Zhang Jun stood up and said to Jiao Teng: "Boss Jiao, I originally thought that your collection would be liked by him, but now it seems, hey! The value of these treasures in his eyes was so humble in his eyes. ”
Speaking of the depths, it is really sad, Zhang Jun is heartbroken, and he can't wait to dig out his heart and lungs, which makes Jiao Teng shout in his heart, "Powerful actor!" ”
"Nonsense, you go and inquire, in the entire goblin area, who knows how to drink, but I drank too hard just now and didn't taste it carefully, you give me some more, I promise to taste it."
Old Barty said and walked over to Zhang Jun, as if he wanted to take the opportunity to grab the wine, but unfortunately Zhang Jun took precautions very well, and immediately staggered his steps to distance the two and said: "Master, that's not what you said, there is no business without capital in the world, if you want this bottle of wine, don't give anything?" ”
"You! I'll give you an appraisal, take it out, take it out! I'll give you an appraisal right now! Old Barty urged angrily.
Zhang Jun spent so much effort, how could it be easy to catch this old Barty on the hook, and his voice changed: "I just heard that you don't have any money, so I give you a way to pay, I really think I lack your identification, look at what this is!" ”
Zhang Jun asked Jiao Teng to take out Andina's feather, dangled it in front of Old Barty's eyes, and said disdainfully: "See, I have the angel's feathers, and I miss your money?" ”
Old Barty was stupid now, although Zhang Jun was just a flash just now, but he could see it clearly, it was indeed a genuine angel feather.
"This?? Then you say what you want, I don't have the money anyway. Old Barty looked embarrassed, he really had no money, and he was a heavy drinker, and he had already spent every penny of his body on drinking, just look at the mountain of wine bottles in their house.
"That's it, the boss behind me has wine, if you want to drink it, just order it, and we will give you the wine regularly in the future, but you have to give us free appraisal items in return."
Old Barty frowned, and before he could come back to his senses, Zhang Jun took advantage of the fact that Old Barty had not come back to his senses, and quickly took out a contract that had just been written and handed it to Old Barty and said, "No problem, just sign it, after signing, these wines are all yours." ”
"This ......" Old Barty hesitated, as if he always felt that something was wrong, but he could not think of what was wrong.
Seeing that Zhang Jun's face gradually became impatient, as if he no longer wanted to continue to cooperate, Old Barty became even more anxious, gritted his teeth and signed the contract, and pressed his own handprint.
Zhang Jun accepted the contract, and said with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Welcome to your joining, respected Lord Albati, these are all for you." ”
Zhang Jun handed all the wine to Old Barty, and at the same time did not forget to hand over the golden dragon scissors, Jiao Teng was dumbfounded, this is human trafficking or flickering and selling, a few bottles of wine will give an appraisal master to fool into his subordinates!!
If this is to let the fox know, he has to be angry and depressed and vomit blood, in order to let this old Barty identify, he smashed down a bunch of expensive wine in one go, and finally he really couldn't get the wine, so the old Barty reluctantly agreed to give him an appraisal.
Old Barty took the golden dragon scissors, opened his mouth and spit on two mouthfuls of foam and wiped them up, and after a while, the golden dragon scissors flashed with a silver light, and then was handed forward by the old Barty, Zhang Jun immediately took it and picked up the mobile phone and swept it, and the attributes of the golden dragon scissors were immediately sent over by the horror Weibo.
Golden Dragon Scissors: Silver gear
Damage: 100-170
Dragon's Mouth Slash: Deals armor-piercing damage to targets within 10 meters.
There is a three-minute cooler for each use
Seeing that the equipment had been identified, Zhang Jun happily left with Jiao Teng, and after Zhang Jun and Jiao Teng left, then Old Barty suddenly reacted and screamed: "Oh no, I was fooled!" ”