"Sir, do you know me?"

Because of her words, I choked again, and the rice porridge that I hadn't had time to swallow rushed out of my mouth and nose, spraying everywhere, very embarrassed.

Could it be that she sat across from me because she thought I was familiar? Fan Li and they haven't reminded them all the time, I don't think they have seen this girl, so is she my girl next door or an old classmate?

I was searching for memories when she spoke again, but with an apologetic face: "It seems that I guessed wrong." I'm sorry, I'm a psychology student, and I'm used to guessing, and I see you look at me......"

"It's okay", I tried to suppress the disappointment in my heart, "You guessed right, I think it looks familiar to you, but I can't remember where I've seen it!" ”

"In a dream!" Shih Tzu began to make trouble, "Tell her that you saw her in your dreams." ”

I couldn't stop Xi Shi's mouth, my heart was in a hurry, and my brow furrowed unnaturally.

When the girl on the other side saw it, she thought that I was anxious because I couldn't remember, so she snorted and laughed: "It's okay, I can't remember if I can't remember." It's not too late for us to know each other now. My surname is A, A of A, B, C and D; One word is a Ying, crystal clear, what about you? ”

"Your surname A? A, B, C...... "I'm stunned, so if I say my surname is Ding, will she misunderstand?"

Seeing my expression, the smile on Jia Ying's face became thicker and thicker, and she suddenly reached out to cover my mouth: "Don't say it yet, let me guess your surname." Well...... Your surname is Ding, right? ”

She spoke in a loud voice, drawing the eyes of all around.

I blushed, nodded, and gave her a thumbs up: "You're so good, how did you guess?" ”

"Haha", she looked proud, but then said a crooked reason, "It's very simple." You just said that it looks familiar, but I can't remember what it's called, which reminds me of an idiom, illiterate. If I didn't even know your last name, Ding, and we might have known each other before, wouldn't I be illiterate? ”

There were already people in the neighborhood spraying rice, and there was a lot of laughter.

I finally understand why the ancients emphasized "eating without saying anything", you are not only influencing yourself, but also the people who eavesdrop.

After a brief moment of embarrassment, I stretched out my right hand: "Ding Fan." A, B, C, and D, the mortal of the mortal. ”

I was really drunk when I had breakfast at the hotel and was able to soak in beautiful women.

Jia Ying asked me for contact information, I just took out the mobile phone given by Boss Li, and she snatched it away, but gave me an Ericsson, then tilted my head and said to me with a smile: "If we are destined to meet again, I will return the mobile phone to you, how about it?" ”

Of course I don't care about an iPhone, but if there is my family's contact information on it, would it be inappropriate?

I was hesitating whether to find an excuse to get my phone back, but Jia Ying had already stood up, smiled and waved at me, and ran away.

I hurriedly stood up and wanted to chase after me, but was stopped by a man with a good business next to me: "Brother, don't chase." Everyone has said that they will meet again if they are fated. If you chase it out now, it will be so bad. ”

It is. The people around began to heckle.

I wasn't too nervous, but I was uneasy to be blocked by him. I pulled him to the side, got out of the entanglement, and chased him out quickly.

In the hallway, there was no one. Jia Ying, like the legendary liar, disappeared.

I opened Jia Ying's mobile phone, and it turned out that there was no SIM card on it, and it was still a bare metal!

I took out my "original" phone and called iPhone3, only to receive a prompt that the other party had turned off.

When I returned to the restaurant, the waiter smiled and asked me for a breakfast coupon, otherwise I wouldn't be allowed to enter.

I asked, "Do you want to give cash?" ”

The waiter waved his hand: "We can't accept cash here, you have to go to the front desk to pay and issue a ticket." ”

I didn't want to toss anymore, so I had to go back to my room with a stomach full of anger.

After a while, Xia Qihong also appeared in the room, holding a cardboard box full of breakfast coupons in his hand, and asked me if I wanted to go back and take revenge.

I was made to cry and laugh by his play, but I couldn't suppress his enthusiasm for my sake, so I had to use the sentence "It's troublesome" and declined his prank invitation.

Of course, I didn't encourage him to return the box. So, in front of me, he tore up all the breakfast coupons, threw them down the toilet, and flushed them.

I felt a little unbearable in my heart, after all, the waiter didn't do anything wrong, just strictly followed the work rules.

But then, an even stronger, vengeful pleasure filled my brain. The little bit of unbearable that just popped up was covered in an instant.

Ten minutes later, someone outside gently knocked on the door, it should be Zhou Xicai and they arrived. They ate this breakfast really delicately, and it took so long.

Xia Qihong deliberately showed a helpless expression on his face, then shook his body exaggeratedly and disappeared again. I put the smile away from my face and walked over to open the door.

After I let the two of them into the house, I noticed that the expression on Zhou Xicai's face was a little unnatural, so I asked him what happened and why he pretended not to know him just now.

Zhou Xicai obviously didn't want to tell me, he didn't want to tell me for a long time, he just said that it was nothing, but his eyelids have been jumping recently, so he didn't want others to see that we knew each other, so as not to cause trouble for me.

These words are insincere, and a three-year-old child can't be fooled. But I didn't want to ask too much about what he deliberately hidden, so I had to change the topic and ask him if he had anything else to explain. Wait a while, when leaving, is it not necessary for him to send, we take a taxi by ourselves, anyway, this is not far from the station, and the hotel also provides taxi service.

I said this with some sarcasm. Unexpectedly, this old fox actually agreed to my suggestion, and he still looked relieved.

In addition, Zhou Xicai begged me to use my disguise technique to change Zhou Shaoxian's appearance, and he even took out more than a dozen ID cards and asked me to refer to them, the less like him, the better.

I took my ID card and looked at it, and I was happy, there were men and women. It can be seen that for the sake of this baby's niece and grandson, this week is also fighting, and men and women are not taboo.

Then what else can I be polite to him!

I pretended to be contemplative, and after thinking for a while, I suggested that Zhou Shaoxian should be turned into a woman directly, which would be the safest. Then, I asked Zhou Shaoxian again, do you want to change to a beauty, or a dinosaur?

Zhou Shaoxian didn't dare to answer, and turned his head to Zhou Xicai.

Zhou Xicai didn't expect to have a choice, and was a little skeptical: "Doesn't it have to be the same as the photo on the ID card?" I've got a ticket for you, but because it's a secret trip, I can't go and greet the conductor in case I find out......"

"Faces can change, let alone a photo, as long as the ID number is real, it's fine," I tried to be as serious as possible, "Of course, I can only help change my face and Adam's apple, and I don't care about other things." ”

Zhou Shaoxian glanced at me very resentfully, and whispered: "Then, it's still a dinosaur, the less people pay attention to it, the better." ”

"I don't dare to be a beauty, and I don't need to be a dinosaur, that's good", I saw that he accepted the "sex change", so I stopped inducing, "You can choose one of these ID cards yourself." If you don't change your ID card, there will be fewer flaws and it will be safer. ”

Everyone has a love for beauty.

said that he wanted to be low-key, but Zhou Shaoxian finally chose the most interesting one. If you take into account the factor that the level of ID card photos is generally not good, the girl named Liu Ye that he pretended to be may really be a little beauty.

The first time I created someone else's face, I was really a little excited.

In order to make him suffer more, I deliberately turned him into a little beauty first according to my imaginary appearance. After doing it, I also took a peek at Zhou Xicai's expression. Sure enough, his face twitched violently, indicating that he knew this face. My ability to make faces based on photos is still qualified.

Zhou Xicai recognized, I was happy in my heart, Zhou Shao looked in the mirror first but didn't do it: "Why did you really turn me into a willow leaf?" It's so beautiful, no, it has to be changed. ”

How did he know that although this method of changing his face was exquisite, it was a little painful to change continuously in a short period of time. And this level of "some" is for the sin I suffered during that rebirth.

I'm not a doctor, but I've got to tell him what's at stake.

Zhou Shao first thought that he was a man, so he said that he was not afraid of pain and let the horse come. But I only moved one tendon, and he fainted in pain, and almost lost his breath, so he had to give up.

In the end, it was Zhou Xicai who came up with an idea: to add snakes.

I added a red birthmark to his beautiful new face, and I won't say where it is, but it should have taken up a quarter of the area. I think that any normal man will not look at him a second time after seeing that birthmark.

I am very satisfied with this result, Zhou Xicai is very satisfied, and Zhou Shaoxian went to the bathroom and vomited.

This kid is not easy enough.

I'm not fooling him, it's a little too much. Anyway, it was I who got his light to get a soft sleeper ticket back to Beijing. Didn't the ancestors always advocate repaying grievances with virtue, not the other way around?

Zhou Xicai really left early and didn't send us.

It's okay this way, I have eliminated a lot of unnecessary politeness, and Xia Qihong can easily rub the car.

People who have access to tickets are different. We "bought" the same ticket as yesterday, but it was the car in the middle of the sleeper car, and both of them were lower berths.

The happiest thing is that I have someone to command this time. Zhou Shaoxian knew that he would have to rely on me a lot on the road in the future, so he behaved extremely diligently. It was also the first time I discovered that this guy had amazing strength under his thin physique. I was a little ashamed to see him staggering ahead as a "woman" carrying three large suitcases on his shoulders and carrying three large suitcases.

When we got on the bus, one of the upper bunks had already arrived, and it was a young man of seventeen or eighteen, who looked very energetic, but he didn't like to talk much. When he saw the dignity of "Willow Leaf", he even rolled his eyes, and he didn't even want to stay in the lower bunk, climbed back to his bunk, and lay down and listened to the music.

Looking at Zhou Shaoxian's disgruntled face, I smiled secretly in my heart. This stunned boy has offended this little Tai Sui, I'm afraid I'm going to have a good show.

Sure enough, when the fourth passenger, an eldest sister in her thirties, walked in with a large bag and a small bag, Zhou Shaoxian made an astonishing decision, "she" said that she liked to sleep on it, and she had to change shops with this eldest sister without adding money.

Such a good thing, who would refuse, the eldest sister is very happy, and "Liu Ye" is also laughing, but she always feels a little evil in it.

After "Willow Leaf" climbed to the top bunk, he deliberately turned his face to the young man opposite......

Although the young man immediately had the feeling of eating flies, he was not afraid of her trick, so he simply turned around and lay his face against the wall.

Before Zhou Shaoxian took the next disgusting action, another dramatic change occurred in the carriage.

The beautiful Jia Ying is here.

She also took this train, and was in the sleeper car with me, three doors away.

The eldest sister brought a lot of things, and in order to make room for her, I deliberately went outside, but was seen by Jia Ying.

She happily walked up to me and punched me hard: "Xiao Ding, we are really fated to meet again!" ”

I wasn't used to this bloody scene, and I didn't know what to say, so I had to watch her giggle.

Jia Ying took out my mobile phone from her pocket and handed it to me solemnly, with affection: "The mobile phone can be changed back, I am no longer the little liar in your heart, are you unhappy?" ”

I nodded, happy, of course happy.

Although I created the ugly willow leaves, I don't want to face her all the time, it will affect the quality of sleep in the future. Now that there is an eye-catching rescuer, how can I be worthy of God if I am not happy.

My original intention was to take the time to chat with Jia Ying. But she was much more radical than me, she walked into the car, confirmed my bunk, and then took out 700 yuan, stuffed it to the eldest sister who had just finished tidying up, and said that she wanted to change it with her, not far away, but also the lower bunk.

Where is this exchange, it is simply bought.

received the pie falling from the sky for the second time in a row, and the eldest sister couldn't close her mouth with a smile. She said that there is no need to be so polite, it is right to give up the place to you little two; While carrying the money into her arms, she began to pour her big bag again.

The young man above, unable to resist his curiosity, glanced back and found that there was one more beautiful woman, and his eyes were straight, until Liu Ye, who was opposite him, quietly brought his face in front of him......

At this point, I felt a lot of sympathy for the young man. Because Jia Ying's bunk is diagonally opposite him, as long as he is on one side, he can be seen secretly. The problem is that there is a tiger-eyed willow leaf staring at him on the other side.

really changed in and closed the door, Jia Ying was not as enthusiastic as before, just pulling me to chat, but there was no intimacy between men and women before, more like treating me as her green confidante.

Naturally, I was more receptive to this kind of closeness, so I didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

In the night, in a daze, I seemed to hear a loud shout from somewhere.

After confirming that I wasn't dreaming, I opened my eyes and muttered in my heart, it can't be Zhou Shaoxian, who secretly retaliated against that young man, right? It's not that you have to keep a low profile on the road.

I got out of bed, stood up, and found that they were all okay and that they had all opened their eyes.

At this time, a second and third sounds were heard...... It's screaming!

Miserable and creepy.

This sound, very penetrating, far overshadows the sound of the train speeding on the tracks, so that you can't help but hear it.