The little thing about the big hooligan (transferred from Baidu Tieba)

【Black-bellied Rabbit】1

"That Year That Rabbit" once mentioned that China sold Dongfeng-3 missiles to Saudi Arabia. Pen ~ fun ~ www.biquge.info In fact, in terms of quantity, the largest supplier of missiles in the Middle East is ---- Iran, which is across the sea from Saudi Arabia.

#(Happy)

According to the market, Iran has at least a thousand Chinese-made missiles in its warehouses, including a large number of C801.802, which is very embarrassing to the United States. And listening to some unreliable claims, China has provided Iran with the technology for missile engines...

【Black-bellied Rabbit】2

There is an international "MTCR", which is a commercial agreement to prevent the proliferation of missiles and drones. This is Eagle Sauce personally led the Niu Niu Gallic Chicken Hans Cat they formulated, oh, as soon as this order comes out, don't dare not obey! China is also very willing to join the MTCR...... Yes, very willingly, but not to join.

The MTCR requirements for missiles are that the range cannot exceed 300 km, and the load cannot exceed 500 kg. Although China didn't sign it, it would affect world peace if it was sold Dongfeng 3 again, wouldn't it? So China recently launched the BP-12A surface-to-surface missile, which can carry a 480-kilogram warhead and has a range of between 80 and 280 kilometers.

#(Twist)

Eagle sauce, I meet the requirements, you can't stop me from selling it.

【Black-bellied Rabbit】3

NATO has an arms embargo on China, which has always been a problem in our hearts. But on the surface, it is said that it is not sold or not sold, but there are a lot of private exchanges.

At that time, China and Pakistan made an FC-1 and became an international fire. The price is low, but the performance is close to the F-16. But when the West opened the cab, it blew up on the spot: British ejection chairs, Italian fire control radars and French missile systems. Moreover, when it was first developed, these countries did not know that other countries were involved, which made Europe quarrel about arms sales to China for a long time. #(HOT)

What about not selling weapons to China?

[Happy to see pit white elephants] 1

This piece was taken from a trading company, and the invoice was said to be a fruit trade...

At the end of the last century, India wanted to import AK from Russia, and Russia said yes, good, and then ran to China with an empty boat around the Bering Strait, loaded a ship of Type 56 (domestic AK), and then transported south to the third brother's house, accompanied by Chinese instructions.

# (Playing on the computer)

What's even more interesting is that a third brother called the Chinese trading company according to the manual, saying that the gun was broken and asked them for after-sales service.

[I like to see the pit white elephant] 2

Ah San wanted to make his own Arjun tank, so China built the MBT-2000 "Khalid" for Pakistan. The third brother was helpless, and then Russia came and sold the third brother 350 T-90s.

Ah San wanted to make his own LCA, and China made FC-1 "Thunder" for Pakistan and said that it would give Jian-10. The third brother was helpless, and then Russia came, selling the third brother Su 30MKI, with a unit price of more than 1E US dollars.

Ah San wants anti-ship missiles. China has given the C801 to Pakistan, and the third brother doesn't want to be the big boss this time, so he came to Russia and said, "Let's work together to develop anti-ship missiles." Russia said, "Yes, yes." Then BrahMos came out. Then, made in Russia, Ah San paid for it.

#(Scratching the Wall)

Are you telling me that China and Russia have no relationship?

[Very cute black uncle] 1

At the end of the 60s of the last century, when he first came to power, he wanted to "solve the Palestinian-Israeli issue once and for all" and then 。。。。。。 Guess what he wants to do?

He was looking for the head of Egypt

Nasser said that our Arab population is so much outnumbered by Israel that we are going to drown them!

Nasser said no, Hawk-chan's father, who played Eagle Sauce, will give us mushrooms (incisive). Then Kadazo sent people to China and bid $1E for mushroom bombs. Premier Zhou ignored it and drove people away. China didn't give it, so Ka Dazuo made it himself, and made it until the stupid big wood was hung up, and he was scared, so he packed the information and gave it to Eagle Sauce to pack me as a good children's shoe.

#(Sweating)

I don't know what Premier Zhou's expression was at that time, but I was demented. Is that why Red Alert 2 will have Libya and will have self-detonating trucks?

[Very cute black uncle] 2

Or the trading company that sells the third brother AK, at the end of the last century, when they were talking about business in a small country in West Africa, the president there proudly told them, "We have tanks!" "They were surprised, and then the president asked them to drive two T-34s---- yes, I asked several times about this detail, it was the T-34, the Soviet Union's armored weapon during World War II, and I guess the T-34 was older than my grandfather. Helpless, they patted the body to let the people inside, and then directly punched a hole in the turret with the shotgun they brought. After saying that this tank can't be used, I'll send you an update next time. The cooperation is negotiated.

# (Bad Joke)

【Rabbit with a black belly】4

Landmines are known to all be inexpensive and lethal. The Type 72 Infantry Mine is said to be less than 30 soft girl coins, which can be called a defensive weapon. Of course, there is also the Ottawa Mine Ban Convention in the world, and for the sake of humanitarianism, we must not use landmines indiscriminately. China attaches great importance to the Ottawa Mine Ban Convention, well, attaches great importance to it, but does not join it.

Don't worry, the United States and Russia have not added it.

#(HOT)

Eagle sauce cried, you black-bellied rabbit, 80% of the mines on the market were yours at the beginning.

[Rabbit with a black belly] 5

The **** tank of the year shattered the rabbit eggs.

As it says in the comics, during the Iran-Iraq War, the major powers were making a lot of money in a muffled voice, and during this period, the rabbit was sold to more than 1,000 **** cars of Silly Damu. Unfortunately, these tanks were beaten badly in the Gulf War and the Iraq War, so various countries looked at the rabbit's arms with distrust. Rabbit that's depressed, you look at those T-72s of stupid Damu or something, it's not an end, why doesn't Russia lie down the gun. After crying, the rabbit sent someone to Iraq to understand the situation, and found that most of the **** had not been damaged at all, the inside was intact, and it was useless to practice the self-destruct device. And many of the ones that were destroyed were damaged after the war by the multinational forces as targets to play "biu" and "biu".

#(dizzy)

[Rabbit with a black belly] 6

In 1997, Kuwait tendered for the purchase of self-propelled guns equipped with two battalions, and the United States forced the KLA to buy only its own M109A6 artillery, but the KLA's arsenal was already full of American goods.

At that time, at the test site of the rabbit artillery, an American who presided over the referee wanted to get closer to observe the power of the PLZ-45 self-propelled gun, and it stayed in an area about 30 kilometers away with the shooting equipment, so he refused to go far, because in his impression, the Eagle family's M109A6 artillery was very difficult to hit 30 kilometers.

Eventually, Kuwaiti soldiers lifted him out of the danger zone, and when the Chinese artillery roared, the expert spotted through the telescope that the shells had landed in the target area about 39 kilometers away.

#(Warm)

The PLZ45 was later renamed PLZ05 and had a maximum range of more than 50 km. Eagle sauce, you're really fateful. Of course, later Kuwait bought 54 doors PLZ05.

[Rabbit with a black belly] 7

As it was said in the belly black 2, the international requirement is that the range of missiles cannot exceed 300 kilometers. That, if it's not a missile, there is no such requirement, isn't it, dear?

So China grandly launched the Guardian 2D long-range multiple rocket launcher, with an ultimate range of 480 kilometers, which can cover the Taiwan Strait.

#(Ear pulling)

Then, despite the strong opposition of the third brother, we successfully sold Guardian 2D to Pakistan.

[Rabbit with a black belly] 8

Some time ago, Turkey bought an anti-missile system, and many countries went to bid, and China took out the "Hongqi-9" system with a smile. And then...... The whole of NATO is boiling. This one says that China's weapons steal intelligence, and the other says that the system is incompatible, and Turkey wants to exclude China.

The $4 billion arms contract was certainly the inducement, but what frightened the West was that China had begun to sell the Hongqi-9 ----. In fact, the performance of the Hongqi-9 missile itself is very ordinary, and it is not as good as the Russian S-300PMU1. However, its C4I combat system and microelectronic technology capabilities are quite strong, and ---- improved version can fight the F-22.

#(Floating Clouds)

If it can be sold to Turkey today, it may be sold to Iran and North Korea tomorrow. Hawk-chan is going to cry, damn bunny.

【Black-bellied Rabbit】9

We have a good relationship with the big dogs in the Middle East. How good is it? I'll give you two chestnuts.

1MBT-2000 is the main export tank of my rabbit, and it is sold at a price of 500w US dollars in Bangladesh and other countries, but 150 large dog sellers only need 6E, and a 400W is equivalent to a 20% discount.

A 2.2 million ton cruise ship will pay a contract of 150,000 tons, and the big dog will fill it up (oh my God...... )。

#(Scattering money)

[Black-bellied rabbit] 10

The Iran-Iraq war is a golden season for all arms dealers.

That year, both sides were red-eyed, and China sold ammunition to both sides and exchanged ammunition for something strange.

China used the Type 63 armored personnel carrier and 7.62mm rifle carts to obtain an Iraqi MiG-23 "Flogger" air superiority fighter. With **** tanks, 122-mm howitzers, 40-barrel self-propelled rocket launchers, a set of original fire control radars for Iranian F-14 "Tomcat" fighters was obtained. Hey, hey, hey...

[Rabbit with a black belly] 11

The Red Arrow-8 anti-tank missile, which costs less than $2W, is less than one meter long, weighs more than 10 kilograms, and is loaded with high-energy ****** explosives.

During the Yugoslav Civil War, the Red Arrow-8 knocked out the turret of the T-72 at a distance of 2,000 meters. Later, according to the situation that occurred in actual combat, it was improved into the Red Arrow-8L, which can be operated by one person and is powerful.

# (Crying and running)

When it was sold to Pakistan, China drove more than a dozen tanks, ranging from Type 59 to Type 85, and then fired live ammunition one by one, and the Pakistani generals who watched it were distressed and cried. Then Ba Tie gritted his teeth and bought more than 3,000 pieces...

[Rabbit with a black belly] 12

Remember the Hind helicopter in "Lord of War", and when the rocket launch nest was removed, Yuri dared to say, "This is a rescue helicopter." "Its strong shamelessness made the coast guard angry. It's a movie after all, but in the real world, there is indeed a weapon that makes the coast guard helpless. That is the Chinese Type 63 107-mm rocket launcher.

Many people know that this cannon is AK, but it is estimated that no one has ever seen it disassembled---- listening to what they said---- a lot of steel pipes, steel columns, iron shelves, and throwing farm tools and materials, you won't pay attention to him at all. So tens of thousands of Type 63 107 mm were shipped around the world in the name of agricultural machinery.

#(Twist)

[Rabbit with a black belly] 13

China's madness is unmatched. Some time ago******** Uncle Hei showed the newly arrived Magic Type 59 tank, I asked a guy over there with a picture, and he said what is this, they have done everything to sell the chassis of the Type 85 tank to the appearance of T90.

Well, crazy China, the Type 59 has not died for so many years, but it is getting more and more beautiful, changing the armor to a 125mm smoothbore gun, and it can also launch a 125mm laser-guided anti-tank missile made of rabbits. This missile has already been used on the MBT-2000 with a range of 5 km.

# (Cold) This is

Type 59? What about Nima's pit father?

[I like to see the pit white elephant] 3

In fact, it is not only Russia that is pitting the third brother. At the beginning of the year, France sold the third brother $12 billion Rafale fighter jets, and everyone said that one of the secrets of success was to convince Indians that they could choose Rafale to compete with China's growing number of new fighters.

# (Bad Joke)

In fact, everyone knows that J-10 is stronger than Rafale. The Rafale is also better than the original J-10.

[I like to see the pit white elephant] 4

The third brother was dragged again.

Russia has officially stated that the three "Talva" class frigates you bought will take one year to be built, so you can watch and do it. The three frigates cost $1 billion initially, why do you say initially? Refer to the Assana aircraft carrier......

Relatively speaking, the performance of the F-22P sold by China to Pakistan Railway is slightly worse, but the price of a single ship is less than 200 million, and the performance is widely praised (think of the incompatibility bug of the Maozi warship). And it is said that Pakistan Railway wants to buy 054-class frigates, which are similar to or even slightly better than Talwar.

#(Touched)

To sum up, the third brother is going to be slaughtered again.

[I like to see the pit white elephant] 5

The third brother missile can play Brownian motion is well known (that is, irregular motion!). Someone once found out that half of the Russian-made R77 air-to-air missiles bought by the third brother had quality problems and could not be aimed at the target.

Can't get on target? Okay, third brother, you won.

Russia's "Tornado" rocket launcher sold by the third brother is also full of problems, and the third brother found that the rocket artillery could not hit accurately when shooting, and Russia said that you are overheating the fire control system. The third brother asked, what should I do? Russia said that it would be over if you buy a cooling system and press it, but ...... You'll have to pay for it.

#(Pillow)

How can you bear to cheat the third brother like this?

[Very cute black uncle] 4

The Nigerian Air Force bought a lot of Chinese Jian-7s, and with a hand, they directly threw away the MiG-21 and Mi-34 in their hands -- some of which had just been bought for a short time -- and the obsolete planes were sold directly to us at the price of scrap iron, and in fact they did not spend any money, but only gave a few generals a few guns with them.

Later, there was an accident over there, and the person concerned felt too bad to take the initiative to contact you and say that he would compensate you for a fight, but that side said it was okay. Later, there were two more crashes. The person concerned couldn't sit still, didn't you slap me in the face? Then I went to Nigeria with a group of technicians, logisticians, and coaches. When I came back, I told us that the pilot over there was so bold that he got on the plane after drinking.

# (Bad Joke)

He thinks that there is no ** drunk driving in the sky, right?

[Very cute black uncle] 4

China is now the number one arms exporter in Africa, selling everything from rifles to destroyers. The main reason is that a lot of Chinese leftovers, such as the J-7, 155 self-propelled howitzers, etc., are very popular there. Moreover, China's military products are very durable, compared to the Russian ones, after all, wool goods were originally used in the subarctic zone......

But the presence of smugglers makes it possible for certain weapons to exist in more than just a few countries. Some time ago, Uncle Black in Kenya fought the infiltration of Somali extremists with newly bought Z-9 and F-5E. What do Somalis use? Type 56 submachine gun and **** bazooka......

#(Happy)

[Rabbit with a black belly] 14

When the Soviet Union collapsed, many speculative small businessmen went to the east to engage in smuggling, exchanging wine and food for a lot of guns, machinery, military coats, and so on. ...... There was no way, the Mao family was poor at that time, and they couldn't afford to eat.

What was the black-bellied army rabbit doing at that time? Ahem...... It is said (this is really said, the authenticity is not guaranteed) that at that time, the wages of the Mao family's Far Eastern Military Region could not be paid, and they were about to mutiny. Then the commander of the military district came to the commander of the military district for a few Chinese and a secret conversation...... After that, the dear Chinese brought a train of dollars and food, and took away all the equipment of an army division of the Mao family.

#(Face pinching)

My rabbit is very well-behaved, how can I take advantage of people's danger? However, I once heard others say that the drawings of the Z-10 were exchanged for grain in the Soviet Union for thousands of years (estimated to be the drawings of the Mi-28)......

[Black-bellied Rabbit] 14.5

For many years after the Soviet Union passed eon, his younger brother's arms smuggling was very serious, and senior officers sold armored vehicles and helicopters, and junior non-commissioned officers sold guns and ammunition...... Even the silver parts on the dismantling of nuclear submarines are sold.

"Lord of War" says that more than $300 billion in arms were smuggled after the collapse of the Soviet Union, but the actual total value is unknown. After all, everyone is selling from top to bottom. A few years ago, the circuit board on the Far Eastern S-300 was lost, and it is said that it was sold to ...... Ahem, I don't say anything about it.

#(HOT)

China: Don't keep looking at me like that, a lot of people have bought it.

[Big hair, big hair] 1

The top five arms dealers in the world are the United States, Russia, France, the United Kingdom, and China, collectively known as the permanent members...... Let's rabbit ranked 5th, don't you give it a try......

When Mao Xiong was just dissolved, the original member states did not care about the local garrisons, and of course they did not do anything when no one distributed food to the army, so the military weapons warehouses of some countries became arsenals for illegal armed forces. or steal or buy or rob ......

# (Counting Money)

It's not a good thing to say, a few years ago (it seems to be 06 years), someone in the Da Mao family forged the official letter of the superior and stole 24 military vehicles and 6 military boats openly.

[Big hair, big hair] 2

This seems to be a bit far-fetched, not an arms sale--。 Forget it, let's keep talking.

The withdrawal was simple, the soldiers loaded the train, and the wagons were pulled back with a boom. But what about weapons? Sometimes the cost of repatriating weapons is higher than rebuilding them. As a result, many of the weapons of the Da Mao family were left in place when they withdrew. That's nothing, isn't it? But two years later, the illegal armed forces in Chechnya used the weapons left by Da Mao to destroy 2000+ officers and soldiers of the Da Mao family, and they wanted to cry without tears.

Look at what Da Mao left behind at that time:

Two "Moon" tactical missile launchers, 51 combat and trainer aircraft, 10 sets of "Strela-10" air defense missiles, 23 antiaircraft guns, 7 "Needle" portable air defense missiles, 66 armored vehicles, 42 T-62 and T-72 tanks, 153 artillery pieces and mortars (including 18 "Hail" BM-21 rocket launchers), about 740 anti-tank missiles, 60,000 guns of various types, about 1,000 "Hail" rocket shells, 24,000 D-30 howitzer shells, 27 wagon cartridges, as well as spare parts for various weapons and equipment.

#(Circle the circle)

If you knew this was the case, why bother in the first place?

Wait, D-30? Isn't this from World War II......

[Big hair, big hair] 3

When it was still the era of the hairy bear, Lao Ge promised to sell the Chinese SU-27. Unexpectedly, it disintegrated in a blink of an eye, and China asked Da Mao what to do with this contract.

Da Mao was poor at the time, and the ruble depreciated badly, but he still gritted his teeth and went on, so China had the SU-27, and by the way, he took away a lot of technicians, but sent real dollars and food. Da Mao's family is happy.

The third brother saw that China had a new toy, so he ran to Da Mao's house and said I want SU-27 too, I want it too. Da Mao said that he wanted to buy the bank to pay back the $30 billion owed to me first, and I now admit the money and not the person. So the third brother returned the money ---- in rubles.

#(Circle the circle)

So does the third brother deserve to be cheated?

[Big hair, big hair] 4

Remember the MTCR, which requires that the range of the two kicks for international transactions cannot exceed 300 km, and the load cannot exceed 500 kg. I have come up with the BP-12A surface-to-surface missiles that are slightly lower than this target. Da Mao is not stupid either, he launched the "Iskander-M" tactical missile with a warhead of 480 kg and a range of 280 km.

#(Ear pulling)

None of this is the most important thing. On top of that, the weapon has already been sold to Syria. The range of the missiles covers most of Israel, even Israel's nuclear power plants.

Also sold to Syria together

SA-18 "Needle" anti-aircraft missile. Let's not talk about whether this thing is easy to use or not, there was once a Niu Niu who wanted to use this thing to hit the No. 1 Air Force.

[Big hair, big hair] 5

It's not like we've been cheated. In the earlier period of the hairy bear, the navy rabbit bought a lot of Soviet-made torpedo boats, but it couldn't run far before it overheated and shut down, only to find out later that the hairy bear had blocked the main radiator with sand and seaweed.

# (Floating)

I mention this because many of the 6070s Soviet-aided and imitation torpedo boats, patrol boats were converted into fishing boats (fishing boats... )。 It has even been exported to the Ministry of Agriculture of countries such as North Bang, Thailand, and expanded its territory to fishery ships.

For the cute third brother, how could Eagle Sauce not come to tease? Originally, the third brother wanted to buy 10 C-17 transport planes, but the price was negotiated, $410 million each. It's just that now, the price has gone up, $580 million, love to buy it or not.

#(Shake)

Third brother, what kind of expression should I use to face you? The Kangaroo State also wants this transport plane, and the unit price is only 300 million US dollars. And the price of Eagle Sauce was only 200 million when he bought it himself.

In addition to the third brother, the Gallic chicken was also pitted by the eagle sauce some time ago. Eagle sauce originally took the money to upgrade the French AWACS aircraft, but said that the technology I upgraded for you is too sensitive and not suitable for you, and you still want to upgrade and pay another 500w. The Gallic chickens were upset about this and said they were hurt

It's not once or twice that the Eagle Sauce Pit people have been around. A long time ago, Eagle Sauce agreed to sell the Bald an AIM-120 advanced air-to-air missile. This missile seems to be very advanced, which makes the people of Duwan excited for a while. As a result, the money was paid and the missiles were shipped...... Shipped to Guam. Eagle Sauce explained that this weapon is too advanced and easy to force rabbits, so I won't give it to you now.

#(Rub)

As for whether this missile is still lying on Guam, the owner has never received any news, anyway, there is a godfather in the war, right?