"Boom ......"

Peng Li's tower-like body lay down on his back like pushing a golden mountain and pouring a jade pillar, and directly pressed the bench behind him into two sections, and the pottery bowl in his hand ......

I have to say that the quality of this non-drunk pottery bowl is really good, and I doubt that it is an imitation pottery product filled with lead in the plastic......

The clay bowl with the big clay pot was thrown to the ground by him, and he grunted a few times, but it didn't break at all!

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"Bang!!"

I wiped the corners of my mouth and put the pottery bowl on the table: "Thirty-six!" Again! ”

"Good!"

"Brother You's mighty!"

"Brother Xiaoyou, gentlemen!"

Our table applauded, and Ermeow put his security hat upside down on the table: "Win!" More than thirty bowls! Money for those who lose! ”

Even the eighth senior sister, who has always been the most quiet, changed her soft-spoken way of speaking, and muttered loudly: "Xiao Jiu is so handsome!" ”

Jin Xiaojing also staggered: "Lao Jiu is much more like a man than his cousin!" ”

……

"Poof...... Can you praise Xiao Jiu Lao Jiu without me," Xu Bingbing threw a peanut bean into his mouth and muttered: "Not drinking alcohol has become a negative teaching material these days." ”

……

Looking at Lei Zu's side again, all of them looked like frosted eggplants, and the foreman led them to take out their bank cards one by one and threw them in Ermeow's hat.

This bank card is 100,000, although it is not a small amount, it is not a lot of money for the people of Daomen.

Ermeow smiled and counted the cards: "Xiaoyou, continue!" The price of drinking four more bowls will have to be doubled, and the base number of drinks will be doubled! You can drink with confidence, and I will help you watch the money! ”

I waved my hand and covered my mouth.

Gu Yue leaned over and looked up at me: "You can't do it either, we still have one of us who didn't get on!" ”

"Hiccup......

I gave a long hiccup: "It's not a problem to drink ten of you more, but you're going to have to let me go to the bathroom!" ”

……

Before, Peng Li and Peng Yue worked together to drink down Brother Chopwood and Xiao Buzi.

Although Brother Chopping Wood has a good amount of alcohol, it is stronger than Peng Yue, he put down Peng Yue, and Peng Li just touched a glass and it was not good, and at this time he was still singing a strange drama in the ring in the central square.

For a while, it was Peking Opera, and for a while, it was Qin dialect, and sometimes he played two roles and talked about cross talk, amusing himself......

Everyone saw that he was just singing, so they let him go, anyway, when he wasn't usually drunk, it was almost a mime......

Not to mention that this is added, it really sings well, and the guests in several other buildings applaud!

sang to the emotional place, and the woodcutter also summoned an axe and danced!

Gu Wei and King Kong were worried that something would happen to him, so they both sat on the edge of the ring and guarded, looking back at us from time to time......

As for Xiao Buzi, don't mention it, when it comes to wine gall, he is a real man, and when it comes to the amount of wine, he will plant it in his own bowl halfway through drinking......

Fortunately, Yan Yidi on the side quickly pulled him up by the collar, otherwise something would have happened, and the headlines of tomorrow's news are not easy to define, and the underage child drowned in alcohol, and the cause of death is difficult to identify.

So Peng Li and I fought thirty-six bowls with real ingredients, and finally filled this man's meat wine vask.

……

I asked for directions, went downstairs, and walked straight to the toilet in the back, and everyone saw that I looked calm and steady, so no one accompanied me.

After turning around and entering the courtyard, I finally found the toilet that the foreman had called.

It is also an antique design, pushing open the door, just about to untie the crotch of his pants, Leng Ding saw a figure at least two meters tall like a god descending from heaven inside, but I was stunned!

The hand is still on the crotch of the pants, it can really be said that it is not up or down, and it is a dilemma!

……

This person has a folding fan behind his back, and he is also standing to pee, and at his height, his eyes can see through the high window of the toilet!

In the same way, if this person has the intention to peek into the women's toilet, then there is no need to move bricks.

There was also a birdcage on the table of the high window, and the bird in the birdcage stood quietly on the crossbar, and two small oily eyes stared at me faintly......

Old...... Lao Wang!

Huangqi Town Elder Wang!!

……

He turned his head to look at me, grinned, showed a mouthful of yellow teeth, and said with an expression that seemed to be smiling, "Hey! The old man is not a big girl, as for scaring your boy like this? ”

Mayor Mare, your old smile is worse than crying......

"Wang ...... Mayor Wang...... ...... you looking for me? I was apprehensive.

Although I only met through the window......

But on such a moonlit and dark night, in a remote toilet, alone in the face of an old man who saw through himself when he opened his eyes, he was about to die......

I decided to open the skylight and ask for a word, so that I could bring a glimmer of light to my heart.

"Saying this, could it be that you can't open this toilet......? Can't the old man just pee? ”

"You educate ...... It's the juniors who think too much......"

Can you not think about it again!?

Ever since I met him in the morning, my heart has been up and down.

……

It's a very simple truth, people have lived in seclusion for so many years, and even a Jindan master like Xu Bingbing, who has comprehended the Dao of the Nearly Second Grade Perception, didn't see the depth of this mayor, but he took the initiative to expose himself in front of me.

Although I can't tell whether he was intentional or unintentional, he still hung the flag of killing people and killing people, telling me how not to think about it.

I hesitated, but simply stood next to him.

Anyway, such a character can kill me several times with his hand, and it's useless for me to worry, so I was relieved when I thought about it, and I untied my crotch and began to brew urine.

Don't be scared to death and suffocate to death......

However, when he was getting drunk, he came out with a faint sentence that scared my urine back.

"Although I didn't come this time specifically for you kid, but since I met it, this is cause and effect, and there are three things I still have to make clear to you......"

"You say......," I said apprehensively.

"First, although I don't know who the yang evil in your kid's head is, but in case one day, if the consciousness of the original owner of the yang evil awakens, and you can't control it, once you want to do anything that endangers the gods, I will definitely not leave you! Remember? ”

"Younger generations remember...... "I was scared, and my two heads were slammed."

"Second, since you have joined our Shenxiao as a disciple, then I don't care if you steal the martial arts of other sects in the future, but once you want to betray your master or join another faction, I will never spare you!"

Bang me!

That's so domineering!

Joining the party doesn't count, right......

"I don't care about mortal things."

All right...... He can really hear what is in my heart, in front of such a master, there is really no personal privacy!

Thinking of this, I remembered the method that Ren Xuan'er taught me to shield cause and effect, so I began to think about Ren Xuan'er's chest......

"Can it be done?"

"Yes!" I replied with great employ!

"Okay, the third point, you signed a contract with that beast, and I can't help you erase this, so you have to watch that guy, in case it is exposed, or endangers the world, and is killed, then I can't save you."

"The juniors remember ......"

I don't need to say that I will pay attention to this, but fortunately, Xiaobai is still obedient, and I left it and Shuang'er in the villa belonging to the deacon of Jiuchen before I came.

I have to insert a sentence here, Shenxiao's treatment is really good, and he even prepared a single-family villa for each deacon.

"Okay, you've memorized these three points, and I'll say one more thing next."

"Hmm...... You say......"

Lao Wang grinned again: "You don't have to be so nervous, you should pee, holding it is not good for the prostate, this matter is good for your kid, how much do you know about your impotence clone?" ”

He shuddered as he spoke, pulling up his pants.

I hesitated, and said carefully: "The origin of this yang clone, I forgive the juniors for not being able to say it directly, because I swore by the way of heaven." ”

Lao Wang waved his hand: "I didn't ask you to tell me how I got here, I'm asking you how much do you know about the abilities of this clone?" ”

I shrugged my shoulders: "I don't know at all, I just know that I have an extra mind, an extra body, I can think about things with two heads at the same time, and I can use yang to get rid of it when I drink...... That's all. ”

"Tsk...... You kid is really a tyrannical thing, such a superb doppelganger is hard to find in the world, but you use it to block the wine......"

"Uh......"

"That's it," Lao Wang took out two iron galls from his pocket and put them in his hand: "Old man, be the master, your doppelganger is especially suitable for cultivating the exercises of the Ziwei First Vein, and someone will come to you tomorrow and lead you to worship the doppelganger under the Ziwei First Vein......

"Senior! As soon as my doppelganger walked out, Jin Cancan looked like the eighteen bronze men of Shaolin Temple, it was not suitable! ”

"Phew!" Lao Wang stared at me with hatred: "You don't even know the ability of this superb clone!" I will pass on to you an incarnation method, you leave a doppelganger's origin in your body, so that not only can the doppelganger become any person you have seen, but you can even simulate the breath of the other party, even my cultivation can't see through it, and even if you die, you can be resurrected at any time through that origin in your body. ”

"Hiss......"

I gasped: "So hanging! ”

"Or do you think the old man came to you for a while?"

"Didn't you just say ...... Didn't you come to me on purpose? ”

Lao Wang didn't pick up my stubble, and said: "As for your own love to stay in Jiuchen, you are in Jiuchen, I don't care which vein you like to go, in short, your doppelganger will go to Ziwei to sign up tomorrow with the person you lead." ”

Boy!

The feelings have come full circle......

I'm also here to rob my disciples!

I wondered, "What if I don't practice the incarnation method you said tonight?" ”

"Impossible......"

"How do you know it's impossible?"

"Because that's the talent of all blood clones, you can learn it just by looking at it!"

"Uh......"

"That's it! That's all I have to say, I'll go first......"

"Wait!"

"How?"

"I have one more question!"

"Say ......"

"Why are you birds staring at me?"

"Guess ......"

I was shocked......

"......"

A jet of water was released uncontrollably from my lower body...... Lao Tzu was scared to pee......

The reason for being scared to pee is simple......

The bird in the cage actually spoke!

……

Some people may want to say that parrots and starlings can also talk......

Yes, but ......

As soon as this bird opened its mouth, it was completely Lao Wang's voice and tone!!

"Is this also ......?"

"That's right," said Wang, smiling wildly......

"This is also my doppelganger," the bird said, "but from the sacrifice." ”

Okay, Lord Bird, you cow.

"It's okay, I'm leaving......"

"Wait!"

"What's wrong again?"

I shuddered, put away Xiao Chen You, and asked seriously, "Do you know how to cultivate the Dao Heart?" ”

It's rare to meet such a master who is no worse than Brother Jingfen, I have to seize the opportunity to ask for an understanding!

……

"This is different for everyone, you have to rely on yourself, no one can understand, just like your cousin, born with a Dao heart, not to mention the kid Song Yu you have seen, I remember that this little guy is because he has had low self-esteem since he was a child, and he always hopes that he will become more handsome, which is why he has a Dao heart......"

"And what about Chen Ci!?" I gossiped.

"He, this is the secret of the Chen family, although this kid is our Shenxiao, but he is also the future head of the Chen family, many things about him, I don't know, in short, the Dao heart may be generated because of obsession or emotion, or it may be born with it, and even you suddenly realize it when you walk."

"Oh......"

It seems that everyone's situation is different.

"Anything else?"

I rubbed my hands together and said shyly: "You let me join Ziwei and I will listen to you, but you always have to mean something...... This one...... Give me some artifact, elixir or something...... I can't give you some spiritual weapons...... Or ......"

"Open your hands...... "Lao Wang smiled with a wrinkled face.

Bang me!

Sure enough, the seniors of the same door are easy to talk to!

But I saw that he stuffed a hard little thing in the palm of my hand......

Sumeru Ring!

"I can only give you these, cultivators pay attention to cause and effect, and would rather kill and rob, exchange their skills for them, and not ask people to give you things, remember ......"

After Lao Wang finished speaking, he suddenly disappeared in front of me......

Coming and going without a trace......

It's like a dream before.

Looking at the Sumeru ring in his hand......

……

I confessed the Lord right away!

Really......

There's nothing in it except for a copy of "The Secret Art of Incarnation"!

I cushioned the ring in my hand and comforted myself, "I finally earned a Sumeru ring......

……

Back on the second floor of Lei Zu Pavilion, everyone asked me why I had been there for so long.

I laughed and said, "Opened a big one." ”

"You shouldn't be throwing up," Gu Yue said.

I pouted, "Have you figured out who's next?" ”

Gu Yue discussed with the disciples of the Lei Zu lineage, and finally decided to send a foreman who is said to be the strongest in combat!

"Bang! Syllable! ”

The two jars of wine were lifted on the table by the foreman one by one, and he patted the mud and said heroically: "Don't use the bowl, let's hold this and drink it!" ”

"Huh! Don't mind, how can this jar be counted!? "Ermeow is gone.

Of course I didn't do it, but I bet on it in another game, and I bet on it!

"It's hard to say, this vat is thirty bowls of wine, how about it?" Foreman Road.

Ermeow glanced at me, I nodded at him, and then said to the foreman, "Okay! That's it! ”

Gu Yue laughed: "Chen You! If you can drink the foreman, the old lady will chase you! ”

"Poof......

Should I drink or not!?

Take the jar handed over by the foreman, good fellow! Gotta have forty or fifty pounds!

I subconsciously glanced at Ren Xuan'er, who had a weird smile, and Chen Nini, who looked worried......

What will happen later......

Who can say for sure!!

One foot on the bench, holding the wine jar with both hands: "Drink!" ”

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