Distributing leaflets is a very hard thing, eating ash and sucking dust, occasionally choking on two mouthfuls of gasoline, and it is the height of summer, and it is sweating when you move casually, and someone has become a real "salted fish".

After lunch, Zhou Yu and Zhang Hao were eating a popsicle and sitting under the shade of the tree to rest, and there were not many leaflets left, which meant that they could call it off early today.

"Look at your soullessness, what did you dream about last night? was rejected by Lori, so you want to make up for the fairy tale? Or do you dream of getting tired? Tired? It can't be a monster girl, right? Zhang Hao asked with a popsicle stick in his mouth.

"How can I say it......" Zhou Yu smacked the popsicle stick, thought for a while and said: "A very unusual dream, I will tell you if you have to ask, but it is not recommended that you do this, even if you know, it will only add to the trouble." ”

"Then don't tell me, it's too mysterious." Zhang Hao waved his hand very dryly and threw the popsicle stick into the trash can a few meters away.

"It's really mysterious, but I hope you can have that kind of dream one day." Zhou Yu smiled and threw the popsicle stick into the trash can.

The sanitation workers on the side looked at them, wanting to say something, but they didn't know what to say.

"Don't, spare me, my head is not as good as yours, it's better to have fewer dreams like this, when you go to a mental hospital, someone has to help you put on a restraint suit, right? Let's go, get on with the work. Zhang Hao patted the back of Zhou Yu's head, took out the remaining leaflet from his arms, and walked to the crossroads.

The coffee shop is not meant to host any special event, the purpose of handing out flyers is only to attract more customers.

"Customers" refers not to coffee drinkers, but to those with special needs, who will always encounter some big or small troubles, as well as difficulties that they cannot solve or are unwilling to face, then they can contact Sudo Coffee Shop, and the coffee shop will send someone to solve the customer's troubles and difficulties for a certain fee.

The flyers they handed out weren't dazzling, but a dark yellow antique piece of A6-sized paper that could fit in your pocket when folded, with the address of Sudao Coffee printed in the center, two lines of instructions and a mailbox number.

The instructions are as follows:

"If you have a problem that needs to be solved, no matter how big or small, please contact us and we will lend you a hand;

You can explain your questions directly by e-mail, or you can negotiate at the coffee shop, and we look forward to your visit. ”

The paper of the flyer is thin and light, leaving a large blank space on which you can write something, even if you feel troublesome to throw the flyer, the wind can carry the paper far away, and this paper is not made with bleach, so it does not cause pollution.

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At three o'clock in the afternoon, the two of them slowly walked back after handing out the leaflets, and they could freely allocate the rest of the time, unless they received a call from Sister Su.

Walking around and walking into a path, they immediately noticed two people on the side of the road, one squatting and the other standing, looking like they were waiting for someone, but their eyes glanced at them from time to time, as if they were a little nervous.

There were very few pedestrians on the road, thirty meters ahead, several electric bicycles were parked on the side of the sidewalk, and across the street stood a man in an earthy red coat with a bulging coat.

Zhang Hao hugged Zhou Yu aside by his neck, ignoring the scrutiny of those people, and asked in a low voice: "It's either picking the lock or holding the battery, don't care?" ”

"When did you become so kind?" Zhou Yu asked curiously.

Zhang Hao was righteous and awe-inspiring: "The ancients taught us that when we saw a bottle thief, we had to draw a knife to help, how could we watch these people do bad things?" What is more despicable than evil deeds is turning a blind eye to evil deeds, we have to be useful people to this world, otherwise what is the difference between them and salted fish? Belch...... I'm not talking about you, we haven't been pickled yet. ”

Zhou Yu scoffed at this statement: "Come on, what is the purpose?" Salted fish can also be fed to cats, you are too redundant to castrate, but don't be discouraged, the world still needs you, you can at least purify the haze into carbon dioxide. ”

Zhang Hao hesitated for a while, lowered his voice and pointed to those electric cars and said: "There is a pink car over there, the owner has a high chance of being a cute girl, and after a while, she will come out and see me so heroic, maybe she will fall in love with me." ”

"It's really pitiful, everyone else is so handsome that they have no friends, you are so handsome that you don't have a girlfriend." Zhou Yu looked at Zhang Hao with sympathetic eyes.

"Don't you have any, embarrassed to say me?" Zhang Hao felt that he deserved comfort, not pity.

"I'm not as handsome as you, don't worry." Zhou Yu looked back at the man in the red jacket.

"What is the plan of action?" Zhang Hao also looked over: "Let's watch here, he won't dare to do it, if he doesn't do it, we have no reason to go over." ”

"It's very simple, call the police." Zhou Yu said and took out his mobile phone.

"Isn't it okay? It's a hassle to deal with the police. Zhang Hao was stunned, he knew that Zhou Yu didn't like to deal with the police the most, so he had that set of theories of preemptive strikes.

"Don't worry, the police didn't arrive so fast, and these people are the most anxious, the red car has been pried open, can be pushed away at any time, no one will let go of the meat in their mouths, call one is to lead them to shoot, the other is to leave a file, indicating that we have reported to the police, it is the police who are slow, we have to do it." Zhou Yu took a step back.

As expected, as soon as he took out his mobile phone, the two people's faces immediately changed, and they walked over quickly, and said viciously: "What are you doing?" Put the phone away! ”

"We're from the Thunder Alliance." Zhang Hao stopped in front of Zhou Yu and said seriously.

"Thunder Alliance? Haven't heard of it. The two men were stunned for a moment.

"'Carry forward the spirit of Lei Feng and help others for the joy of the Alliance', referred to as Lei League." Zhang Hao explained very seriously.

Behind him, Zhou Yu explained the current situation and address very succinctly, and finally said in an anxious tone: "Hurry, they are here to grab the mobile phone...... What! You want to do it! ”

He deliberately didn't finish his sentence, and hung up the phone like that.

"! Look for death! The two men each pulled a steel pipe out of their bosoms and struck him head-on.

"So ruthless? It's really not exquisite, and the appearance is too ugly. Zhou Yu jumped backwards, dodging the fierce attack.

As soon as he made a move here, the red jacket and the two people who were sentry on the other side of the path also rushed over, the red jacket took out a hammer and swept it towards Zhang Hao's cheek, and the other two people took a machete and a dagger.

"Now all thieves have their own bandit talents?" Zhang Hao was taken aback and rolled away on the spot.

"Stay close to the electric car first." Zhou Yu dodged the attack and retreated in the direction of the electric car, and Zhang Hao quickly followed.

With these thieves and bandits, they retreated to the location of the electric car, and the two shouted together: "There are thieves!" Catch the thief! Car thieves are beating! Someone! ”

The shouts attracted the attention of many pedestrians in the distance, but no one came, their voices seemed to form an invisible wall, separating everyone from a hundred meters away, and those car thieves were not afraid at all, and surrounded them unscrupulously and stepped up their attacks.

The two shouted while dodging the attack, waited for a minute, and even the owner of the electric car did not come, Zhou Yu had to say "do it", sideways to avoid the steel pipe that fell down, smashed the opponent's elbow with his left fist, grabbed the hand holding the steel pipe with his right hand and lifted it up, "dang", knocked the person on the head and bleed, rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.

After getting the weapon, Zhou Yu fought with a steel pipe and a machete, and threw the steel pipe and smashed it on the opponent's nose, hitting the bridge of the nose crooked, and blood splattered.

Zhang Hao snatched the hammer of the red jacket and said in a deep voice: "The shot is too ruthless, the fire is big, can you get your knees?" ”

"Collarbone, crippled the trouble." Zhou Yu snatched the stabbing dagger and plunged it into the opponent's thigh without hesitation.

The knee is a complex joint, whether it is an arrow or a hammer, it is difficult to heal, and the collarbone is not only very painful, but also affects the movement of the shoulder joint, but the bone can grow.

A creepy "click" sounded, followed by a terrible scream, Zhang Hao accurately knocked off the collarbone of the red jacket, exhaled comfortably, and smashed another hammer on the back of the hand of the second person holding the steel pipe.

At the same time as the machete landed, Zhou Yu pressed one knee against the man's crotch, and the man squeezed out a strange sound of "oh" in his throat, twisted his body and slowly fell to the ground.

In less than twenty seconds, all five people were solved, Zhou Yu and Zhang Hao raised their heads together, and were surprised to find that a police car turned in at the intersection.

"So fast? It's SWAT, right? Run! Zhang Hao turned around and was about to run to the other end.

"Are you an accomplice? When you see a police car, you run. Zhou Yu grabbed him, kicked the person who was still spraying nosebleeds, and said, "The police are here, why don't you run?" ”

This is the only person who is still sharp, and when he sees the flashing red and blue light of the police car, he doesn't care about anything, and runs away.

Zhou Yu waved his hand at the police car, waited for the police car to stop in front of him, and said loudly: "Report to the officer, these are thieves stealing electric cars on the ground, and there is one in front." ”

There were four policemen in the car, three men and one woman, one of whom got out of the car, and the police car immediately chased after the fleeing man, who had seen the escape earlier.

The policewoman glanced at the four people who were still howling on the ground, and asked Zhou Yu and Zhang Hao curiously, "You guys?" ”

"I can't help it." Zhou Yu made a bitter face, pointed to the camera on a building in the distance, and said: "I saw that they were stealing a car, so I called the police, but they came to fight without saying a word, and we had to fight back." ”

At this time, the onlookers also came, talking about what had just happened, a fifty-year-old aunt in a leopard print jacket and tiger stripe leggings was busy checking her pink electric car, Zhou Yu thought that Zhang Hao would be very disappointed, turned his head to take a look, but found that this guy was staring at the policewoman in a daze.

"Your names." The policewoman took out a small notebook, spread it out, and asked Zhou Yu.

"Lu Renjia." Zhou Yu rubbed his nose.

"Xiao Binyi." Zhang Hao looked upright.

The policewoman frowned.

"Uncle Lei said, you can't leave a name for doing good deeds, we will write a good diary when we go back, so be it, let's go first." Zhou Yu pulled Zhang Hao and retreated outside the crowd.