"Ouch! This young man is amazing! Look at the calluses on your hands, which happen to cover the fate that should have made you unlucky, presumably you will have extraordinary luck in the future!! Zhang Xiaofan held a toothpick in his mouth, wore a pair of round lens sunglasses, shook his head and said to a male programmer in front of him.

The programmer stretched his face and stared at the computer for a long time, and his very haggard face could not see joy or anger: "Master, I want to ask about marriage." ”

Zhang Xiaofan rarely missed, pretending to be calm, he laughed and said: "This marriage is a little bumpy, but it's not that there is no way to crack it." ”

The programmer took out the money in his wallet and threw it on the table, for him, who often worked overtime, the money was nowhere to go, and it was not a problem at all: "Come on, master, this is a little careful, is five hundred enough?" ”

"Enough is enough, in this way, you take some time, occasionally go to the western suburbs to breathe fresh air, play golf by the way, wash off the cheesiness on your body, and ensure that you are full of peach blossoms!" Zhang Xiaofan was afraid that he wouldn't believe it, so he said: "If you still don't have a girlfriend within a year, you can come back and tear down my shop." ”

The corner of the programmer's mouth twitched, and he smiled, and he said: "Don't dare, master, your reputation is so big in the neighborhood, if I demolish your store, your fans will definitely kill me." ”

"I'm famous? How did I not know it myself? Zhang Xiaofan was confused.

"A lot of your fans on the Internet give you free publicity, and they all say that you are accurate, and I also saw those posts before I came to find you." The programmer opened a web page with his mobile phone and handed it to Zhang Xiaofan to read.

"Wow, really!" Seeing that it was densely packed with promotional articles about him, after the programmer left, Zhang Xiaofan said silently: "It seems that I want to register a verified account to keep these fans, it's all money!! ”

"I've got you registered, great benefactor! Here's the account password, plus a mobile phone! Li Baoer walked in from the gate and put a mobile phone and a note in front of Zhang Xiaofan.

The mobile phone is Li Baoer's old mobile phone, the children of rich families chase the new trend, and within half a day of the sale of the new phone, Li Baoer bought it, and the old mobile phone was lost to Zhang Xiaofan.

"So good? No, aren't you going to school? Why do you have time to come to me, your dad knows that you skipped class, and he will definitely blame me! "As soon as Zhang Xiaofan saw Li Baoer coming, her head was big, since she saved her, she has indeed become cheerful, and she has not been addicted to novels all day long; However, she used her shop as a secret base from then on, and often brought some friends over; This time I sent a mobile phone, maybe next time I will have to help myself.

Li Bao'er rolled her eyes and said, "No, I went to college, so I'm very free, okay?" I didn't have a class this morning, I came to you after breakfast, and you actually wanted to drive me away? ”

"Hehe, breakfast? You don't even bring me one, I'm not welcome you. Zhang Xiaofan lowered his head and fiddled with his mobile phone, and posted a sentence on Weibo that Li Baoer helped register: Zhang is here! Within seconds of being sent, the comments began to buzz.

"Hey, hey, I'll give you a phone, you're not welcome?" Li Baoer snatched the phone back and flipped through the comments on it.

Zhang Xiaofan waved his hand and said, "Can you eat your mobile phone?" ”

"You!" Li Baoer slapped her mobile phone on the table, and she was speechless for a long time.

Zhang Xiaofan saw that Li Baoer couldn't fight himself, haha, and his mood was much better: "Okay, let's be honest, why are you coming to me again?" Don't give your classmates a marriage for free. ”

"I want to ask, you really don't remember the day before you saved me?" Li Bao'er stretched her neck and said cautiously.

Zhang Xiaofan was a little irritable: "I've said it a hundred and eighty times, isn't it just a matter of a sword, what else can there be?" ”

"Then you don't have a girlfriend?"

"Is there any, eh! I see you're gossiping more and more! Zhang Xiaofan thought of Chen Yating and blurted out that there was, but he thought that Li Baoer couldn't see Chen Yating, so he said no.

Li Bao'er looked a little happy when she heard 'no', she took out the cake hidden in the bag and shook it: "Oh! Shall I go? I took this breakfast to feed the dogs. ”

"Grandma, I'm just joking, how could I not welcome you? You can stay with me for a day. Hungry to the front of his chest and back, Zhang Xiaofan grabbed the cake in his hand and opened the lunch box regardless of his face, and saw the delicious taste inside, and exclaimed: "Wow, it's so fragrant, where did I buy the cake?" ”

Li Bao'er smiled, put the mobile phone in her hand back on the desktop, and said with a smile: "I did it myself!" Okay, I made an appointment with Yueyue to go shopping, and let's go! ”

"Yueyue? Zhao Yue? You two are so compatible, why haven't you been together yet? Zhao Yue is Li Baoer's male best friend, so naturally she often comes to her shop with her, for these two people, Zhang Xiaofan doesn't know why, and thinks that they should be together. But I didn't expect this kid to make his own cake, Zhang Xiaofan really looked at it differently

"I want you to do a lot of things!" Li Bao'er, who had already walked out of the door, shouted.

Zhang Xiaofan laughed, and was about to concentrate on dealing with the cake in front of him, when he was slapped on the back.

Zhang Xiaofan turned his head suddenly, didn't see a figure, and said tentatively: "Who?" ”

"Look down!" A childish voice said to Zhang Xiaofan.

"Xiaoliang? Aren't you in public office? Why is the body still so small? Zhang Xiaofan looked around and asked, "I've been walking for more than ten days, and I'm only coming back now, where is Yating?" ”

"I'll keep it like this, what can you do?" Zhang Xiaofan didn't know the general details of the underworld's reshaping of the body, and Xiao Liang didn't plan to tell him that Xiao Liang, who had seen the defect preview picture, sacrificed his height in the end, anyway, he was used to it. As for Chen Yating's whereabouts, Xiao Liang casually made up: "She was on a business trip, and the boss sent her to the field." ”

"She just took office and went on a business trip, and she took her seriously!" Zhang Xiaofan was puzzled and said, "Then why didn't she come back and talk to me?" Is it unsafe to travel alone? ”

"Don't worry, she'll be fine!" Xiaoliang knew that Chen Yating was nearby, but it was impossible for her to appear in front of Zhang Xiaofan.

Ten days ago, Xiao Liang and Chen Yating first arrived in the underworld, and under the leadership of their colleagues who were also ghosts and immortals, they came to the creation pool of the underworld.

The Creation Pool was overcrowded, and there wasn't much time for them to pick out defects, only a minute.

"Frog face? I don't want the Frog Prince! Big-mouthed monkeys? It's disgusting! Isn't there a normal look!! ”

When it was Xiao Liang's turn, Xiao Liang hurriedly glanced at the defect preview picture about him, although the defect preview showed that his appearance was a young man and height, but many of the looks were very ugly, not only some missing arms and legs, but even more, directly a beast head on the neck, it turned out that only to maintain the appearance of three or four years old is the most pleasing to the eye, at the last second, Xiao Liang just finished choosing, otherwise random to something else, really want to cry without tears.

Chen Yating was not so lucky, she hadn't finished reading it, and she was directly randomized to what she thought was the ugliest flaw: facelessness.

She couldn't accept this fate herself, and hid in the corner for more than ten days in a row, if it wasn't for Xiao Liang's persuasion, maybe Chen Yating would have committed suicide. It is an established fact that something happened, and no one can change it, and Chen Yating doesn't want her 'respect' to be seen by Zhang Xiaofan, so she can only hide nearby and pay attention to this man she likes.

"It's good if you come back, I have a business here, and I want you to help, and I've been dragging customers for five or six days." Zhang Xiaofan searched for a long time, and finally took out a piece of paper from a pile of files at his feet: "You didn't send you a task above, did you?" ”

There is a one-month adaptation period for entering the local government, during which there are no mandatory tasks, which is considered welfare, but after that, you have to work hard, and there are almost no holidays; However, the underworld is also very trendy, and the underworld staff stationed in the human world, except for the task to go to the underworld, all other things will be contacted through the 'special mobile phone'.

"Not for the time being, just to tell me to pay attention to a few fugitive prefecture staff." Xiao Liang also took out a piece of paper full of human portraits and handed it to Zhang Xiaofan: "There is one of our acquaintances, black and impermanent." ”

"Black impermanence? What did he do? Looking at the portrait of one of the familiar people on that piece of paper, Zhang Xiaofan felt like a world away.

"I heard that the fact that he helped many people to enter public office before they completed their cultivation was exposed." Xiao Liang sighed: "When he was on vacation last time, he heard the news of chasing him, and before anyone found him, he hid first, in short, now we and him are also enemies, don't be soft when you encounter him!" I know him, he will definitely kill people in order to prevent the news from leaking! ”

Zhang Xiaofan is not familiar with Hei Wuchang, is it not enough to sigh for him?

At that moment, he also gave his piece of paper to Xiao Liang: "Finished?" Then I said it, I received a guest, he said that he felt that he was haunted by female ghosts, my shop was blessed by the 'Folk Taoist Association', out of you and Chen Yating can come and go freely, other ghosts can't enter, and he was busy at the time, so he can't see the truth. ”

Xiao Liang didn't talk nonsense, and said, "Okay, you give me the address, I'll take a look!" ”

"Bilibili, Bilibili! Bilibili! "The scary bell rang again;

Although Zhang Xiaofan changed the card of the old mobile phone to the mobile phone given by Li Baoer, the ringtone was still set to the same as before, and it would still be scary when it suddenly rang.

Zhang Xiaofan pointed to his mobile phone and said to Xiaoliang: "Wait a minute, this guest is calling!" ”

"Hey!"

Hearing Zhang Xiaofan's voice on the other side, it was like finding a savior, and he said quickly: "Master Zhang! Come and save me, help!! ”

Zhang Xiaofan comforted in a soft voice at this time: "Don't worry, where are you?" What's wrong? ”

"Female ghost! What a female ghost!! I see her!! ”

How can it be!?

It is impossible for a mortal who has not experienced death to see a ghost, how can he possibly see it!!

"Possibly! There is a possibility that mortals can see ghosts. Xiao Liang opened the "Strange Creatures of the Underworld" and handed it to Zhang Xiaofan.

The succubus was sexually assaulted before he died, and the body was still not let go after death. A kind of ghost born from the combination of lewd and corpse qi with the soul, which can be seen by mortals; Temperamental.,But it's only aimed at the person who violated her before and after death.,Once she succeeds in revenge.,It's Bengali.,Will also attack other flowery men.,If you can't resist the temptation,,You'll be haunted by the ghost to death.。

"Now, we need to figure out one thing first!" Zhang Xiaofan is full of murderous intentions, and what he can't see the most is filth: "That's me, the guest, is it the one who killed the ghost!" ”