Chapter 34: Daily Life After the Return
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The City of the Gods
It's another peaceful day, uh well, if you selectively ignore the explosion of a failed fusion experiment in a laboratory not far away, the poisonous clouds that can corrode people to their bones between the peaks, and the roar of the explosion during the test fire...... It was indeed a peaceful day, but the days of the City of the Gods were just a little too lively, really just a little, really just a little...... Probably......
"Woo woo woo ~ Claire, you really can't do this! This is the only food I have left for nearly three years. "Most of the residents of the City of the Gods are withdrawn, and this kind of noise has long caused a lot of dissatisfaction, but after seeing who it is, no one is dissatisfied.
Hey, hey! That's Claire Shertha Rawlsman, known as the 'Witch of Ghosts'! There will be no complaints, at least until the Authority's top brass arrives. In fact, Claire is still very beautiful, and as an elf, she herself has the bonus of affinity attributes, how much hate does this have to be given the name of "witch"?
What's even more helpless is that she has the most power in the entire floating city, and it doesn't matter if she has opinions, not to mention that she hasn't seen what happened to those few brothers who have opinions? If it weren't for the fact that one of the people who came to 'collect the corpses' was from the smell detection department, they would have almost been able to tell if the mass of objects was still human.
"Aren't you a family man? Why don't you borrow money from your girlfriends? The smile on the corner of Claire's mouth made Shui Yue want to cry without tears.
"Is it abnormal for a man to go through so many fantasy worlds and have some small ambiguities with one or two female plot characters?" Shuiyue, there is a saying that if you don't die, God won't let you die. If you really die like this, then you can only say that you deserve it, all women like frank men and the like are the bitter otaku writers in the novel who are single dogs come out of themselves, is the Italian man so finished winning the hearts of women all over the world with one mouth?
"Heheheheheheใใใใใใ" Claire's laughter was even more terrifying. At this moment, a white light flashed through the teleportation array, saving Shui Yue's life.
Lunas took advantage of the opportunity of a weekend to end the mission of assassinating the world, and that senior sister was also frozen with the official completion of the mission, even if it was reopened after thousands or even tens of thousands of years, the people of this world would only feel that a moment had just passed.
Ignorance is sometimes a kind of happiness, and I don't even feel the cruelty of time.
Just as Lunas was sighing here like a great philosopher, an incongruous exclamation broke Lunas's boring lyricism.
"Lunas, do you have any money? Can you lend me some? Loan sharks are also okay! I'm penniless now, and I don't even have a meal to eat! I always feel that this sentence is really full of slots, ordinary people borrow money so directly, but no one has ever taken the initiative to borrow usury? Shuiyue, are you swollen? The top former, how did you get into such a state where you can't afford to eat?
"Shuiyue, where is your festival?" No, I'm really going to die if I complain a little today.
"What is the festival? Can it be used for a mortgage? Is it OK to pawn? If the price is high, then sell it directly! Shui Yue said excitedly.
'It seems that what Senior Colonel Chu Xuan said is right! Sure enough, we are just mortal wisdom, and using our worldly eyes to examine the moral bottom line of a non-human creature like Shui Yue, this calculation method is a mistake in itself, you must know that Shui Yue, a creature has never been disciplined in the first place. Lunas felt like he had experienced the assassination of the world's dead octopus, and his spit skills skyrocketed, and congratulations to Lunas for winning the title of Master of Spitting.
"Forget it, why don't you come to me for dinner these days......" Lunas expressed his helplessness to this kind of creature that has completely lost the dignity of being a creature, seeing Claire's gaze that almost wants to eat people, Lunas finally didn't dare to lend money to Shui Yue, but Shui Yue has taken care of himself so much, it doesn't mean that it must not be.
"Lunas, you're such a good guy!" Shui Yue grabbed Lunas's hand, and Lunas felt even more helpless - is this the legendary good guy card? I was actually issued a good person card?
Seeing that Lunas still didn't dare to borrow the money in the end, Claire nodded with satisfaction, "Although the first world is very simple, not all newcomers can get by if they think about it. Claire looked at a floating electronic light screen, "And there's no rush to come back after the mission, which is very good." โ
"But," Claire's voice paused, "you know that you've started to soak girls at such a young age, and you're still a middle school student, don't you feel a little guilty?" โ
How can this be said to be guilty? You know, Japanese law is allowed......" Lunas's tone was clearly lacking in confidence.
"Oh, is it? So what about that blonde girl? "Claire, you're definitely a peach bun - pink and black!!
"People are not young girls, besides, why is the unit 'only'?"
"Don't care about these details, those who care about the details are 9!" Can you complain, has this space-time administration been invaded by the second dimension? No! It's as if they're in a two-dimensional situation!
He took a deep breath and calmed down his agitated mood after being trampled by a hundred thousand divine beasts, "Senior Claire, please forgive me for my superficiality!" โ
Suddenly, I heard the sound of something called Temperance shattering.
"Okay, okay, don't play, no matter how much you toss, it's much better than a scumbag who wantonly hooks up with Rei Ayaba, the goddess of the three noes, and Asuna, a standard wife!" Claire waved her hand, and by the way, she glared fiercely at Shui Yue, who was holding her head and squatting next to her.
"Why am I a scumbag! Isn't it very common to make it easier to complete quests by increasing the opinion of story quests? "Shui Yue, don't you know that as a man, the best solution at this time is to remain silent?