"I think you've bought a set of my books, that's good, I'm going to give you a quiz today, don't worry, this quiz is just to see how much you read and how much you understand the content of the book."

After Lockhart handed out the quiz papers, he returned to the front of the class and said, "You have thirty minutes to answer the questions, okay, let's get started." ”

Zhou Yu looked at Lockhart's topic as an extremely narcissistic one.

1. Gildero. What is Lockhart's favorite color? Does this have anything to do with Defense Against the Dark Arts?

2. Gildero. What is Lockhart's greatest wish? Does this have anything to do with Defense Against the Dark Arts?

3. What do you think of Gildero. What is Lockhart's greatest achievement? I think it's all about forgetting.

……

64, Gidelow. What is Rockhart's birthday? What would he most like to receive as a gift?

It's almost all about narcissism, full of three pieces of paper, I can't imagine how much time it took Lockhart to come up with so many narcissistic topics, and how to write them cheekily, of course, Zhou Yu is not a thorn, he didn't stand up and provoke Lockhart, Lockhart is still a professor anyway, and the Defense Against the Dark Arts class will be in his charge for the next year, and those questions will be filled in casually regardless of whether it's right or not, giving Lockhart enough face.

Half an hour later, Lockhart put away the paper and flipped through it in class.

"Tsk, tsk, few of you remember that my favorite color was lilac, and I mentioned that in Days with Vampires. Also, you have to read "Wanderings with Wolves" carefully, I made it clear in chapter 12 that my birthday wish is for those who can do magic and those who can't live in harmony, but I won't say no to a big bottle of aged whiskey! ”

"But Hermione. Granger knew that my greatest wish was to sweep away the demons of the world and successfully promote my hair care potion line, and yes! Actually......" Lockhart flipped through Hermione's papers, "all right!" Who is Hermione. ”

Hermione raised her hand excitedly when she was spotted by the idol.

"Very good!" Lockhart laughed and said, "Very well done!" Ten points to Gryffindor! Okay, let's get down to business. ”

"Attention, my duty! It is to teach you how to deal with the most disgusting monsters in the wizarding world, so that you can have a mental preparation in the future. Now I'm showing you probably the scariest thing you've ever seen. But don't be afraid, as long as I'm here, nothing will go wrong. ”

Looking at Lockhart, who looked solemn, Zhou Yu almost believed it.

"Please stay calm and don't panic, that will anger them."

The little wizards were all frightened and held their breath in Lockhart, who lifted the cloth in one fell swoop, "That's right, the elf of Cornwall that I just caught." ”

The tense atmosphere disappeared all of a sudden, and the little wizards couldn't help laughing, I have to say that Lockhart is still very good at enlivening the atmosphere, if he can have a perfect ending, maybe he can really become an excellent teacher, but unfortunately parallel goods are parallel goods after all, once they do it, they will be exposed.

"Okay." Lockhart exclaimed, "Let's see what you do with them." With that, Lockhart opened the lid of the cage.

It's like opening Pandora's box, and the elves are messing around like rockets.

Two of the elves wanted to pull Neville's ears and pull him into the air to tease him, but at least how could his friend Zhou Yu tolerate such a thing, picked up a book and rushed up, 'bang', 'bang' twice, both elves were slapped away by Zhou Yu, and the two elves who were slapped away seemed to be unwilling and flew over again.

"Neville don't be afraid." Looking at Neville Zhou Yu, who was curled up in a ball, comforted, "Take it, do you see those naughty elves?" Shoot it hard. Zhou Yu took another book that he didn't know who it was and gave it to Neville.

"Neville is like this." , 'Bang', Zhou Yu slapped a little elf flying over again, the more I am afraid of this thing, the more I am afraid, the attack is the best defense, and there is no fear after slapping it hard.

"Yu, I, I......"

"It's okay, Neville, let's see how I got it." Overcoming fear is not in a hurry, Zhou Yu flew a few more, it seems that after a few elves flew away, the elves in the classroom have a tendency to assemble, but the elves are more than a matter of a few more swings for Zhou Yu, Zhou Yu completely played the elves as a tennis ball, and in the end Neville still didn't shoot out the book, but he also stood up and held the book that Zhou Yu gave him with both hands, posing defensively, which is also a great progress.

"I'll give you a chance to get the rest of the elves back into their cages." After the wand was also thrown by the elves, Lockhart fled in a hurry.

"Yu, what should we do?" Looking at the more and more elves gathered around the two of them, Neville worried.

"Neville is fine, this is a Cornwall elf, a bunch of elves who only play tricks on people." Zhou Yu took out his magic wand, although it was very cool, but these elves were rough and thick-skinned, and they flew so many times, and they flew over like nothing elves, Zhou Yu was also annoyed.

When Zhou Yu was about to use the spell, an unusually loud voice sounded first, 'All petrified', Hermione petrified those elves one step ahead of Zhou Yu, is this considered a monster robbery?

After Hermione petrified the elves, several people also used the levitation charm to control the elves back to the cage, and Neville also sent the elves into the cage with a floating charm with Zhou Yu's encouragement.

"Hermione, I said that Lockhart is extremely unreliable, you see that he actually left us students and ran alone, I have never seen such an irresponsible professor." Zhou Yu, who put the elf in a cage, did not forget to hit Hermione, the level of idol worship was too poor.

"He just let us actually practice it." Hermione said stiffly.

"Are you sure he's letting us practice and then leave the students gone, rather than running away?"

"Nonsense, you should have read what he said! Look at his heroic deeds. ”

"You also said it was in his book."

"Yu, you, hum!"

All right! I'm angry again, do you want to end up with anger every time, and make me think I'm wrong every time, I have to say that the world of die-hard fans is really incomprehensible to my generation.

In the next few days, Lockhart continued to attend his Defence Against the Dark Arts class like no one.

I have to say that celebrities and non-celebrities still have differential treatment, Harry and Ron, who were punished for labor services, Harry was sent by Lockhart to help him write a reply letter as a labor service, and Ron was much more miserable, all kinds of medals and trophies in the showroom needed to be wiped by his own hands, and the amount of labor between the two was completely disproportionate.