Chapter 24: Porridge is poisonous

Kuang Shixun jumped on the stage and patted Huang Paopi on the shoulder. "Uncle Huang, since they are all villagers, apologize and take an attitude, this kowtow is indispensable to admit mistakes. ”

Huang Peel wanted to cover up his son's ugliness, and wanted to use the tea party to fool this apology.

"Lao Huang, kowtowing and admitting mistakes is indispensable. Tian Hualong reminded Huang Peel below.

Why is it taboo to let his son kowtow to Kuang Xue, in Taoyuan Village, there is a superstition that a boy who kowtows to a woman cannot marry a wife.

Huang Gou is taboo this, Huang Gou is about to reach the age of marriage, kowtow to a woman at this time, which is equivalent to saying that he Huang Gou is not a qualified man......

"Yes, kowtowing is indispensable, being so rude to other girls, if you don't kill them, you will already give face. Li Binglong shouted below, which made Huang Pap very faceless.

"It's none of your business, alas! Huanggou, kowtow ......"

Huanggou, this kid listened to his father, and at the moment he knelt down on his knees with tea in his hand. "Kuang Xue, I ask your forgiveness. ”

When Huang Gou knelt down, there was a click, and Kuang Xue stretched out his hand and gave him a slap, which was louder than firecrackers.

Kuang Xue didn't say a word and didn't say a word, but she took the tea and spilled it on the ground. "God forgive you. ”

"How can Xiao Nizi beat people?" Huang Paopi couldn't stand it, his son was already very faceless when he knelt, after all, the people in the entire Taoyuan Village were watching, and now he let this little Nizi slap in the face.

"Tian Hualong. Huang Papi roared, and Tian Hualong spread his hands to express helplessness. "Otherwise, how can you call us the rules of Taoyuan Village, Lao Huang, you won't understand. ”

Although Huanggou was angry, but the rules set by Taoyuan Village, there are three respects to apologize, this is one respect, and there are two tea salutes in the back, which means that he has to be slapped twice, although his scalp is numb, he bent down again to say a word. "Kuang Xue, please forgive me, I was wrong. ”

Kuang Xue took the tea, and at the same time stretched out her fingers, pinched Huanggou's fat face, and twisted a 360-degree channel directly on Huanggou's face. The pain made Huanggou scream.

Kuang Xue poured the tea on the ground and said aloud. "Stinky rascal, the earth has forgiven you. ”

Huanggou really couldn't cry or laugh, and the women and girls below were laughing backwards and forwards.

"Kuang Xue, I ask for your forgiveness, I did something wrong. ”

The third time she served tea, Kuang Xue splashed the tea on Huang Gou's face and hit his crotch.

Huang Gou hugged his stomach in pain, and Kuang Xue laughed wildly. "Huanggou, I forgive you, my aunt and grandmother are going to study, you can continue to make your soil buns here. ”

Kuang Xue's last move was really a bit excessive, Huang Paopi rushed up and hugged his son, looking at his son's expression, it shouldn't hurt him.

"Open the table, open the table......" Huang Peel's old face was hot, so he had to shout to open the table to hide this embarrassment.

Huang Papi smiled and took a bowl of vegetables and walked towards Huang Fugui. "Dad, you can take a bite too. ”

Kuang Shixun looked at Huang Peel coldly, today's Huang Fugui is very different, and the whole person looks sluggish.

"Dad, this is your favorite braised pork, come, take a bite, ah, Dad, what's wrong with you, my dad ......"

Huang Fugui suddenly foamed at the mouth and was incontinent, and everyone present exclaimed. "Old Man Huang is afraid that he is going back to the west, so quickly get the straw mat. ”

In Taoyuan Village, the old man who returns to the west must wrap himself in a straw mat, and I heard that this is how the old man will swallow this last breath.

Huang Peel suddenly jumped up and pointed at Kuang Shixun's nose. "Yesterday, Kuang Shixun said that he could cure my father's illness and gave my father medicine, today, my father is like this, Kuang Shixun, what are your intentions, you take revenge on our Huang family to come in a dignified manner. ”

Kuang Shixun didn't have the time to mess with Huang Fugui, he carefully touched Huang Fugui's pulse, and smelled Huang Fugui's urine, Huang Fugui didn't have a runny nose today, this phenomenon is very abnormal.

Kuang Pin was drinking alcohol on the side, Yang Caiye was also unsettled, and Kuang Xue didn't expect that this thing was going to happen one after another, and there was a note, and his brother would inevitably be imprisoned.

"Tian Da Fatty, you are also here, you notarized yesterday's incident, this is murder, this is murder. Huang Pap Pi pulled Tian Hualong, Tian Hualong's face was also extremely uneasy, he didn't expect Huang Fugui to have an accident so soon, this Huang Pap Pi was too anxious.

"Isn't this that Old Man Huang hasn't breathed yet, and when he dies, there will be an autopsy, whether Kuang Shixun died from drugs or not, and the law has to say. Tian Hualong spoke rationally, although he occasionally colluded with Huang Pappi, just to ask for some benefits, but this person is still very particular about the law.

"My dad likes to eat braised pork the most, I know that he has a bad stomach, he has been to the hospital, the doctor said it is a headache, they have no choice, but yesterday Kuang Shixun came to my house, patted his chest and told me that he could cure the old man's disease, I didn't expect ......"

Huang Peel is crying to win sympathy.

The next man said. "Lao Huang, you and the Kuang family have a generational hatred, how can you believe Kuang Shixun's words, what is there to hide between you. ”

"You also know that Kuang Shixun used land to compensate our family, yesterday, he came to our house and said that he wanted to repair the house, he had no money, and he was willing to sell the land, on the condition that it cured my old man's gastrointestinal disease, but I didn't expect this to be a conspiracy...... Kuang Shixun, if my father has any fault, you wait to be caught. ”

"Porridge...... Porridge ......" Huang Fugui, who was foaming at the mouth, said these two words without saying a word.

"Oh, grandpa, I see. Huang Gou's sister Huang Qing immediately reflexively returned to her house and appeared with a bowl of steaming porridge. "Grandpa, this is what Dad boiled for you this morning, you haven't finished a few bites, I'm afraid it's cold, and it's hot. ”

Huang Qing has a bad brain, but she is very filial, but unfortunately she was born in the big family of the Huang family.

"Porridge, porridge ......" Huang Fugui just didn't listen to these two words, Huang Qing walked towards Huang Fugui with the porridge, but was pulled away by the yellow chop skin. "Girl, go and let your grandfather finish speaking. ”

However, Huang Fugui still repeated those two words, porridge......

Huang Qing naughtily slipped to Huang Fugui's side, filled a spoonful of porridge, and blew two breaths on the side of his mouth. "Grandpa, eat it when it's cold. ”

Before the spoon reached Huang Fugui's mouth, it was pinched by Kuang Shixun, who smelled the smell of porridge and said leisurely. "This, your grandfather can't eat it, and if you eat it, you'll die. This porridge is poisonous in it. ”

"Ah, how could it be, this is my father's cooking, how can it be poisonous, you are talking nonsense. Huang Qing looked at Kuang Shixun with an unbelievable expression.

"Hmph, Kuang Shixun, you slander people, how can there be a son in this world who poisoned Lao Tzu, I am not finished with you today, do you want to dump the pot on me?"