At two o'clock in the afternoon, Xiaobai informed us that the Vietnamese girl was coming soon, so let's get ready for ourselves. My purpose is not to go on a blind date, I naturally don't feel nervous, but my purpose is not here, Niu Fat is very attentive, and specially brought over a suit, this suit was bought by Niu Fat to save money and spend two months' salary as a security guard at the time, in order to participate in the wedding of his classmates.

"Ma Dong, what do you think of my tie?" Niu Fat asked me, fiddling with his tie.

I looked at Niu Fat's red tie, stretched out a hand speechlessly, and pulled it hard, "The neck is too thick, not suitable." ”

Niu Fat was strangled by me, "Tap lightly, I can't breathe." ”

"Pay attention, you kid, if you really bring one back, how the fuck will you raise it." I whispered in Niu Fat's ear without anyone else noticing.

Niu Fat gave me an OK gesture. I'm still worried that Niu Fat will miss a big event because of a blind date.

Near halfway, Xiaobai beckoned us to sit on the chairs outside. When we sat down in our chairs, we saw a group of girls walking not far away, about a dozen. There are only seven of us, and they come so many people, are we picking?

I waited silently for the girls to come and stand in a row in front of us. I noticed that there weren't so many chairs across from us.

"Several, pull the girl over if you like it." Xiaobai is full of bustard fan.

At first, the men were still squirming and pinching, and after a long time, the butcher got impatient, stood up and walked next to the girl, picking and choosing, looking at this, looking at that, and finally picking a slightly fatter girl.

The others saw that someone was the first to eat crabs, and they were not ambiguous, and in less than five minutes, they all picked the girl they liked. There were only two people left, me and Niu Fat, I reached out and grabbed Niu Fat, I knew that Niu Pang saw that the beautiful girl couldn't walk, and he wanted to go up and pick it.

Xiaobai saw that everyone had finished choosing, only Niu Fat and I were still twisting and pinching, "Why don't you two pick it!" ”

Niu Pang laughed twice, "My buddy came with me, I didn't want to come to my daughter-in-law, I want to fight for another two years, as for me." ”

"Why are you here?" Xiaobai's voice was nervous, his face changed, and he began to doubt our purpose, I know that they are most afraid of reporters or police in this business, and they are very cautious.

"Hey, Xiaobai, you get closer, it's hard to talk about it." I hurried to make a round, and I couldn't show my stuffing.

Xiaobai cautiously leaned down, his ear turned to me, "Say it." ”

I swallowed my saliva and avoided everyone, "Xiaobai, my buddy can't do that, married life is sexless, you can see if you can ask which girl is willing to live a sexless life." ”

Xiaobai heard me say this, raised his head, and unconsciously looked at Niu Fat, who also smiled twice at Xiaobai. Xiaobai opened his mouth to get in the way, swallowed it again, and pulled me aside.

"I said brother, you didn't tell me in advance, you said a woman who wants to live a life without nightlife." Xiaobai said to me in a reproachful tone.

I nodded, "This thing is not a good thing, if there is, we will introduce it, we won't blame you if we don't have it, we don't want a penny for the introduction fee of Niu Fat and me, it's all yours." "I'm afraid to pat Xiaobai's chest.

Xiaobai heard me say this, and snorted coldly, "You people in the city are really good at playing, I said how did you come to Vietnam to find a daughter-in-law, it turned out that it was because it didn't work, let me try it, after all, everyone is a big girl, and I will definitely introduce you to it." ”

After saying that, Xiaobai turned around and said a few words to the translator, the translator looked at Niu Pang with a stunned face, Niu Pang smiled at the translator stupidly, the translator smiled at Niu Pang very politely, and turned to many girls and said a lot, I know that he translated the sentence Niu Pang is definitely not good, because these girls looked at Niu Pang at the same time after listening to it, Niu Pang still smiled stupidly.

After saying that, none of the girls stood up, and it seemed that women still cared about these things.

Xiaobai shrugged his shoulders and looked at me and Niu Fat, and spread his hands evenly. I smiled at him and shook my head to indicate that it was okay.

Niu Fat didn't know what it meant, and looked at my expression in confusion.

This matter came to an end, and all the girls walked back one after another, and Niu Pang and I sat on the chairs, intending to see how the blind date was going on.

At this time, Xiaobai walked across from me, "Dude, otherwise you can bring one back." ”

I waved my hand politely, "I'll forget it, I have a girlfriend at home, and he has to know that he can't break me." ”

Xiaobai got closer, "The little sister-in-law is quite powerful, there is a beautiful woman over there who has taken a fancy to you, otherwise you two can talk?" ”

I followed his gaze and saw only a back, a height that matched me, but I wasn't at the point of forgetting it. "Forget it, I appreciate your kindness." I glanced over to Niu Fat, and motioned for him to consider Niu Fat's feelings.

Xiaobai was clear at a glance, "Well, I know." He stood up and patted Niu Fat's shoulder, "Dude, it's really hard for you, I'll refund you three hundred yuan when I go back, in fact, you really should go to Thailand to try." ”

I tried my best to hold back my laughter, Niu Pang knew what I said and Xiaobai, just because Niu Pang didn't know the content, Niu Pang didn't dare to pierce it, and said very boldly: "It's nothing." ”

Niu Pang saw that Xiaobai had walked away, turned his head and asked me, "Ma Dong, what bad things did you say about Lao Tzu?" ”

I looked at Niu Fat's crotch with disdain, "I didn't say anything, just said that your thing is not good." ”

When Niu Fat heard this, he wanted to be furious, but because of so many people, he couldn't show his stuffing, so he gave me a middle finger, "Ma Dong, you remember it for me, I will recognize you as a brother after Niu Zhan, and I will not be surnamed Niu." ”

"Surname Ma?" I blurted out without hesitation, and I haven't found the bottom line of Niu Fat until now.

Niu Pang and I looked at the five people on a blind date with nothing to do, these people really haven't seen a woman, and they come up and touch them, and they don't have any quality at all.

But among these people, I saw a person who behaved differently from them, Zhang Qing and the Vietnamese beauty sat together, I saw Zhang Qing's eyes staring directly at this Vietnamese beauty, this Vietnamese girl can be comparable to a cow, although he doesn't do it, but his brain has been completely occupied, sitting on the opposite side and staring at the girl.

The blind date lasted until the evening, these five men were taken home by these girls, I Niu Fat and Xiaobai cleaned up the tables and chairs in the yard, Niu Fat saw that I was still full of resentment, blaming me for not letting him choose a wife.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Xiaobai came to look for him and said that he was happy to spend money, but I refused on the grounds of hurting Niu Fat's self-esteem.

Xiaobai and the translator are gone, the host of our temporary place is watching TV in the house, Niu Pang and I are sitting in the yard, Niu Pang is still angry about the things I made him embarrassed during the day, and he has been ignoring me, even if I speak, he loves to ignore him.

"Niu Fat, no, you don't really don't move, if I don't say so, we really follow the little girl home, and then you really have to take your wife back, and you can't see the light." I took the initiative to get close to the cow fat set.

Niu Pang pinned his face to the side, "Ma Dong, why don't you say that you don't lift it." ”

"Next time you can't say it, let's get down to business first." I said speechlessly.

Niu Fat turned his head, "What the hell are you thinking, really think that the soul can follow the little girl?" Don't let your old man out yet. ”

I was taken aback by Niu Fat's sudden move, and I looked at the main house watching TV and pointed to our house," the house said. ”

When we entered the house, I opened the bottle that the boss had given me and whispered, "Uncle, come out." ”

"I'm behind you." Uncle's voice suddenly sounded behind us, startling me.

Niu Pang pinched his face with both hands, "Oh, my temper, you scared me to death, uncle, are you also here on a blind date?" ”

Uncle shook his head, "It's not here, I remember that there is a big tree at the entrance of the village, with a red cloth tied on it, which is a bit like a wishing tree." ”

"Uncle, think about it, who says that Vietnam is smaller than China, and it is as difficult as finding a needle in a haystack." Niu Fat reminded Uncle Dao.

The uncle laughed when he heard this, "You don't know, our matchmaker over there only dares to act in this area, in private, this has become an industrial chain, they can't and dare not transfer without authorization, keep an eye on it, and every move is watched." I concluded that the place where I went on a blind date was not far from here, and that there were some backward places in Vietnam, and the appearance of the village would definitely not change. ”

Niu Pang and I glanced at each other, and Niu Pang said. "Uncle, why do you want to let us come over so clearly? On the big night, no one will ask for your plane ticket if your soul gets on the plane, so you can't come and check it yourself. ”

"You fucking think you're a human, it's as simple as that, if you meet the Soul Arrester on this road, it's not dead." I think of the soul envoy, I can't help but have a layer of goosebumps on my body, the first time I was caught as a thief, if I want to say that the most humiliating time in my life, is to be escorted to the police station by so many people.

"I can't act without permission, Vietnam is like China more than ten years ago, every household worships Guanyin Bodhisattva, except for the soul of his own family, other wandering ghosts dare not break in. Vietnam is, do you see the main house next to it? I can't even get into their house, they worship their patron saint. Uncle said.

"So how do we find it? We don't speak the language. I asked.

Niu Pang slapped me on the back of the head, "You fucking stupid, Xiaobai can find a translator, why can't we, let's also find a translator, anyway, this is work, we spend money on the boss for reimbursement, and we can have fun." "Niu Fat completely forgot about my slander against him.

"Then ask the locals where there is such a big tree, and we'll go and find out." Uncle said it calmly, but I saw excitement on his face.

After resting for a night, early the next morning, I asked Xiaobai, we will stay in this place for five or six days, and when the man we came with is married, we will go back together, and I also found a local translator through Xiaobai for the sake of playing, of course, Xiaobai extracted a lot of benefits in the middle.

Our interpreter is a local tour guide, with dark skin, white teeth when he smiles, not tall, very talkative, chatting about the customs of Vietnam, I told him many times not to be the same as going to work, we talk like friends, but habits are habits, and there is no change in the slightest.

The translator told me that Vietnamese villages are not clustered like in Chinese villages, and that Vietnamese villages are relatively scattered. Moreover, the village we are looking for is equivalent to finding it in a county, although it is not a needle in a haystack, it is difficult to find. But fortunately, there was a hint that the trees at the entrance of the village were tied with red ropes, and our scope was narrowed down to more than fifty villages.