"Xuankun Strange History" Season 6 Extra 3: [Xuanzong is a great man behind the scenes, and the goddess plays the chopping hand festival]

The imperial capital of the underworld, on the Hongyao River, thousands of waves, thousands of miles of tides.

A touch of water red clothes swept across the sky in an uproar, landing straight on the river, Yue Shen Qianqing carried the rainbow golden gun and shouted crisply to the river:

"Brother Kuang!Brother Kuang!Brother Kuang!Double 11 is here!Get up and pay for my shopping cart!!"

From the depths of the river, a dumb tide murmured: "The underworld is dead, there is something to burn paper... ”

Qian Qing squinted her eyes weakly, raised the rainbow gold gun and smashed it on the river, the rainbow gold spear head rubbed all the way through the sea, split the water straight down, and inserted it into the deep river bottom with a "bang".

The surface of the river gradually rotated, forming a huge whirlpool, and out of the whirlpool rose a transparent hand made of river water, holding an axis of infinite diagram and a dazzling Kunhuang diamond credit card in the palm of his hand.

Dajiang is weak: "This is the Wuji map, this is the creation of the Ben Cong's remuneration card, browse with the Wuji map, what you like to brush yourself... ”

Qian Qing was overjoyed, the water sleeves hooked the Wuji map and the genesis card, the green onion white fingers crackled on the map, only to hear the "ding dong" sound, Qian Qing's personal account was found, Wuji Tu trembled, shook his head and flew into the sky, invincible, Qian Qing's shopping cart information appeared on the map line by line.

ID: Yue Shen Qianqing

Nickname: Split-legged baby

Clothing: 800,000 cars

Jewelry: 1,300,000 crates

Snacks & Drinks: 960,000 cases

Electrical Equipment:

IPadSuperPro---30,000units

IPhone777---90,000units

SamsungNote999---120,000units

MicrosoftSurface/SkyNet---180,000units

GoogleNexusPremiumTablet---200,000units

Kitchen supplies: 990,000 pieces

Bedroom items: 1.3 million pieces

Hygiene products: 1.5 million pieces

Pet supplies: two million and thirty thousand

Traffic:

Full-time four-wheel drive Audi A4

BMW off-road SUV930OX3000

Ferrari Lotus trots all worlds

Mini Beacon Ferris Wheel (80,000 "Fireworks with Shadows" + standard jets)

100% Organic Pure Natural Organic Unicorn Huanyu Extreme Speed Soaring Sky Wings

Yinhuo Yanxiang Chang Gu Escape to the Present Flying Clutch Blanket (Time and Space Shuttle)

The God Emperor Heavenly Ship is a high-fidelity all-diamond aircraft carrier

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Qian Qing flashed to the side, pointed to the Wuji Diagram and said to the Genesis Card: "That's all for this year, Brother Kuang swipe the card!"

The old god card of the creation "brushed" from blue and white to crimson, trembling violently, "poof" raised to the sky and spewed out ten thousand points of blood flowers, each blood flower turned in mid-air, turned into a creation subcard, the sky was full of red and miserable, faintly flew into the infinite map, and a column brushed up Qian Qing's shopping cart.

Gu Mingjun, the god of food, heard that the Dark Sky first suffered from depression, and then fell into the Obsidian River, this time he came to visit him in the Underworld City, but unfortunately he met the scene of the soldiers on the Obsidian River. He watched the clouds descend, patted the old god card of the creation world, and said abruptly:

"Kuang, just marry a daughter-in-law, do you want to fight so hard, rest in peace... ”

The old god of creation Ka gritted his teeth, and the deficit on the card snorted and dived: "No, there are still 100,000 counters of cosmetics that have not been paid!"

Gu Mingjun remembered his trouble-free daughter-in-law Hua Ge, who went to Kunren Realm to eat and drink all night every Double Eleven, and he didn't know how much Kunhuang had saved him over the years.

"When will you pay for all these things?

As the two were talking, Gu Mingjun's ears suddenly moved: "There is a murderous aura!"

said that it was too late, and then quickly, a sky-breaking snow shadow flew from far away, and the alien god Luo Xuan fixed himself on the top of the clouds, looking at the two of them unfathomably, Gu Mingjun got up and blocked the old god of creation, and said sharply:

"Xuancong, you are enough! You know that the other day is to fulfill the marriage of Xigong before you agree to the marriage with Xiaofeng, you kill him once, why do you force each other repeatedly?"

Luo Xuanyi looked at Wuji Tu with interest, and replied, "Do you know how many shopping carts came out of the Phoenix Dynasty Palace last night?"

Kuang Yitian and Gu Mingjun were stunned for a moment, and said in unison: "What's the matter with you?

Luo Xuan shook his head heavily: "Ben Xuan infiltrated the Feng Palace with a different degree and grabbed three hours, and now it has been paid in full." ”

When he heard this, he suddenly realized: "No wonder Hua'er asked Gufenghua from Kunren Realm early in the morning to report that Xiaofeng helped her order snacks for the next five thousand years, and you dare to pay for it?"

Luo Xuan bowed his head and said: "I came to see if there is death in the sky, since he still has a breath of air, I will not blame the past." As long as he withdraws from the one hundred and seven heavenly kisses, I and him will be the water of the well and not the water of the river. ”

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In the early morning of November 12, Yuan Conggong Fuxi woke up from his dream, stepped on the carpet with both feet, and immediately recalled the embarrassment in the dream: more than 800 billion Dajing reserve funds were swept away by his granddaughter Nie Xiaofeng's shopping cart.

Fu Xi hurriedly opened the Guanqiong Eye to look at Nie Xiaofeng's consumption account last night, and at a glance, his stiff face instantly turned red, and it was really the same as in previous years.

The old lady opened her eyes in the couch and said, "Old man, have you paid for your granddaughter's shopping cart?"

"It's clear! Everything is clear. Xi Gong replied with a smile, and quietly closed the eyes of the dome.

"That's good... The old lady muttered, turned over and went to bed.

Xi Gong got up alone and entered the front palace of the heavenly ape, and practiced the daily routine of the six-character Tianxin recipe in front of the staggered sun and moon in the morning, which coincided with Nie Xiaofeng and the fetal god Hua Ge coming to kneel happily, it turned out that the two girls stayed awake all night last night, fought all night, and when they saw that the shopping cart was all paid off, they jumped up and ran to the Heavenly Ape Palace to thank them.

Xi Gong happily hugged one with one hand: "Bao Doll, you're welcome!

After having breakfast in the company of their granddaughter and Hua Ge, the two girls jumped back to the Phoenix Dynasty Palace hand in hand to continue the battle in the daytime. Fu Xigong put down the dishes and chopsticks, breathed a long sigh of relief with satisfaction, and the purple gold long beard under his chin suddenly shrank-

The palace god came to report: Luo Xuan, the alien god, arrived and was waiting outside the hall to announce.

Xigong's eyebrows paused, and he raised his sleeves and announced into Luo Xuan.

Luo Xuankuo, the alien god, walked into the hall, followed by two rows of starry-eyed, sassy and well-trained Tianzhou god officials, eighty people before and after, each holding hundreds of gifts, it was the eight thousand treasures of Xiaohuan that the major god realms were looking forward to.

Fu Xi didn't look at it and knew what such a battle was, and before Luo Xuan could open his mouth, he angrily refused:

"Don't even think about it! Kunren Realm is not short of these strange things about you!"

Luo Xuan pulled out a long list from his arms, Xi Gongguan's eyes narrowed slightly, and he almost slipped off the throne - this list was nothing else, it was all the payment receipts of Kunrenjing's Double Eleven, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's Day, Lunar New Year, Youth Day, Children's Day, Dragon Boat Festival, Lantern Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival, and Dajing's Independence Day in previous years!

Luo Xuan hugged his sleeves and lowered his head, and his tone was humble: "However, you have received Xiaofeng's gratitude every time... ”

Xigong Shenzuo rested his cheeks, vigilant and deep: ". . . What are you going to do?"

Hearing a crackling sound in the hall, a magnificent heavenly flame ignited on the fingertips of Luo Xuan, a different element god: "After signing this marriage proposal, Ben Cong burned these bills, and from then on, his son-in-law took over all the expenses of Kunren Realm!"

Xigong was furious: "You want me to sell Sun for glory?!"

Luo Xuan lowered his head and put away the long shopping receipt: "Then I have to go to the fetal god and ask her to give me a comment." ”

Fu Xi panicked, if he let the fetal god Hua Ge know the truth of the matter, it would be Xiaofeng who knew, but he couldn't wipe his face, and still said stubbornly:

"The fetal god has milk and is the mother, so I can ignore you!"

Luo Xuan was calm: "Exactly." I promised her 500,000 years of delicious food from all walks of life, and then asked her to find Xiaofeng for a pair of 5,000-year-old Kunjing inventory, Xiaofeng knew who had paid all these years. ”

Luo Xuanyan turned around and left, and the eighty gods neatly put down the eight thousand dowry, and followed him in unison, Fu Xi waved his sleeves and closed the door of the Heavenly Ape Palace:

"Slow! Xuanxuan, there is something to discuss... ”

Luo Xuantian's robe was slightly sideways, his face was trimmed, and he didn't move: "If Xiaofeng knows that Duke Xi hasn't paid for her a car over the years, what should she think?"

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The two great sects were at a stalemate in the Heavenly Ape Palace for a while, and the majestic spirit of the palace was drumming, and the swords were tense.

Xuancong, you are not the first person to be cheated by Grandpa Fuxi! The time has come to take revenge on him!"

It was too late, it was fast, and a fragrant wind like water flowed into the hall suddenly, Yue Shen Qianqing jumped into the hall, snatched the receipt in Luo Xuan's hand, and the rainbow golden gun opened a divine Yuan Gate in the air, which was Nie Xiaofeng's pilgrimage to the Phoenix Palace.

"Xiaofeng! look!" Qian Qing shouted at the other end of the Yuan Gate, and Nie Xiaofeng and Hua Ge, who were discussing fiercely in front of the Tianmu table, looked up at her in surprise, and Qian Qing jumped in with a long bill.

"I can't help it!" Fu Xi on the altar jumped up and hurried a few steps, screaming miserably.

Qian Qing jumped directly into the Jinfeng Chaohuang Palace, trotted a few steps and pestled Luo Xuan's bill in front of Nie Xiaofeng's eyes:

"Look! Grandpa Fuxi lied to you! For all the festivals over the years, it is Xuanlu who pays for you!"

Fetal God Hua Ge covered his mouth and cried out "ah", Nie Xiaofeng was startled at first, and then calmly said:

"Really? ”

Qian Qing angrily handed the bill to Nie Xiaofeng, who stretched out his hand, and Yuan Conggong Fuxi looked at his granddaughter's bright and waveless face through the Yuan Gate, and turned his back sadly, not daring to look at it again.

Qian Qing crossed her hands on her hips, filled with righteous indignation, fortunately, she followed Luo Xuan all the way to the Heavenly Ape Palace, and wanted to find an opportunity to find out the 800 billion reserve treasury of Kunren Realm and get back some salary for Brother Kuang, but unexpectedly ran into such an excellent opportunity to retaliate against Grandpa Yuan's tireless pit!

Nie Xiaofeng took the long bill in his hand and looked left and right, turned around and paced to look again, and suddenly stuffed it into his mouth and swallowed it!

Qian Qing thundered and was stunned, never thought that Nie Xiaofeng was not only the top of the list of gods and scum girls unanimously selected by the Nine Great Regrets, but her status has not been shaken for a long time, and she is better than the blue, and she is even more angry than the Grand Duke of Fuxi!

Qian Qing screamed, jumped down in the air and threw Nie Xiaofeng to the ground, beating her neck desperately, forcing her to spit out half of the bill she had swallowed.

Nie Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and didn't let go, and covered his head with both arms to beat Qian Qing and screamed, "Shameless! Liar! Both of you ancestors and grandchildren are big villains! Pay back my brother Kuang's salary!! Pay me back my brother Kuang's salary!!" Qian Qing cried while fighting, and the fetal god Hua Ge also rushed up with tears to pull Qian Qing:

"Qianqian, what are you doing, didn't you say that you want to be each other's angels?。。。。 ”

Luo Xuan and Fu Xi hurriedly jumped to the other end of the Yuanmen at the same time, and pulled Qian Qing left and right:

"Stop!"

"I can't help it!"

"Let go of my granddaughter!"

"Let go of me ... Xiaofeng!"

The scene was filled with gunsmoke and was extremely chaotic, Nie Xiaofeng took advantage of the chaos to crawl under the bed, desperately stuffing the uneaten bill into his mouth and swallowing it.

Seeing this, Fu Xi mourned in his heart, slapped Luo Xuan's cheek, and slammed Hua Ge and Qian Qing alive, and Yuan Conggong roared angrily:

"Luo Xuan, look at what you have forced my granddaughter to be?!"

Luo Xuan didn't have time to cover his face, and one swooped down to the edge of Nie Xiaofeng's bed, Fu Xi also followed, and the two major sects both lay prone on the ground and looked under the bed, only to hear the hiccups inside for a while, and the smell of ink came to his face, Fu Xi was so distressed:

"Son, are you alright?"

Luo Xuan trembled and took out a bowl of warm water, and luck slowly sent it to the bottom of the bed: "Come, take a sip, don't choke... ”

Nie Xiaofeng took the water and drank it all, and suddenly belched out a long breath of atmosphere. Fu Xi knew that his granddaughter had escaped the crisis of Kunren Realm safely, and he was secretly applauding in his heart, but he heard Luo Xuan on the side and said quietly:

"Silly girl, Xigong will be so miserable in the sinkhole last time, who in Guangqing doesn't know who doesn't know. Do you think Master will bring the original documents to see Gong Gong this time?"

Nie Xiaofeng snorted a belly of pulp, and his eyes rolled and he passed out. There were bursts of exclamations from the palace of the Pilgrim Phoenix:

"My son!"

"My heart!"

"Shut up!Who the hell is your heart?!"

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Luo Xuan took the lead in lifting the bed and hugging the unconscious Nie Xiaofeng, Fu Xi wanted to snatch his granddaughter, Luo Xuan avoided his body and took two steps back.

In the end, he is old, his hands and feet are one step slower, and his granddaughter does not dare to snatch it horizontally in the hands of others, Yuan Conggong is so angry that he blows his beard and glares:

"Luo Xuan, listen! Ben Cong will not allow you to approach my granddaughter again! From now on, all the affairs of your Dazong Tianzhou will be handed over to my daughter Nie Meiniang!"

Nie Meiniang, the holy princess of Kunren Realm, was shocked to hear that there was a martial arts fight in the Huang Palace of the Jin Feng Dynasty, and hurried over, and when she saw that Luo Xuan was also in the palace, she was immediately furious:

"Luo Xuan, the underworld can't stop you, the Yue Wangfu can't stop you, the hinterland Senyuan can't stop you, and now you still come to the Kunren Divine Realm to harass my daughter?

Luo Xuan hugged his sleeves and tucked his sleeves: "The holy princess is angry, Luo Mou still asks Xiaofeng for kissing." ”

Nie Meiniang's voice was suddenly raised, and the dust in the hall fell straight away: "How many times have I told you? No, but, can you !! white, sun, dream!!"

Luo Xuan indifferently reached into his sleeve, as if there was another long string of things about to be taken out, Fu Xi glanced at it, and suddenly coughed violently:

"Ahem! The coming day is long, my son is a little restless... It's a long time to come... cough, cough, cough, cough... ”

Nie Meiniang's eyes widened angrily, Hua Ge and Qian Qing hugged each other and shrunk to the side of the corner of the hall, Luo Xuan really pulled out a long series of on-demand lists from his cuffs, and each column of on-demand programs was marked with the Holy Princess Hall from Nie Meiniang.

The on-demand list is full of dense and dazzling world programs: Ryukyu Little Fresh Meat in the Human World, Sashimi Men's Sushi in the Demon World, Pluto Naked Photo Album, Demon Wet Lang Big Turnover, each channel is the Nine Realms Fresh Food and Top Secret Satellite Channels banned by Guangqingtian.

Nie Meiniang instantly felt a rush of blood rushing straight to her head - she was old, and after following her daughter back to Kunren Realm, she was dressed and fed all day long, sitting back and worry-free, and peeking at the passionate performance of some small fresh meat from all walks of life with Juesheng on her back in the middle of the night, which was originally a trivial matter after tea and dinner among the ladies and gentlemen of Guangqing Tianshen, not to mention that she was just looking at it, and unlike Mazu and Wahuang, they still engaged in nominating and sleeping in the dormitory, and the operation was absolutely strict, how did Luo Xuan catch the handle?

Nie Meiniang's body trembled, and Luo Xuan was determined: "The holy princess only needs to sign the marriage proposal contract, and the son-in-law guarantees that Master Juesheng will never see this on-demand list." ”

Nie Meiniang's fingers trembled and pointed at the tip of Luo Xuan's nose: "You... Despicable!"

Luo Xuan took a step forward, and his complexion did not change: "No Xiaofeng, Xuankun will do nothing, if you get Xiaofeng, it doesn't matter if you are as humble as mud." Holy aunt, I will not give up. ”

Nie Meiniang turned her head to look at her father, seeing that Yuan Conggong was shocked and sighed at her, she shook her head again and again, Nie Meiniang's heart collapsed - she couldn't let this on-demand list fall into the hands of anyone but her, this was her death hole, her elbow! If this on-demand list flowed out, her image as a daughter, wife, mother, and goddess would be ruined in one day!

However, it is impossible to kill the alien god Luo Xuan and take the on-demand order, and now Luo Xuan is deeply rooted in the true legend of the Emperor Buddha in Jingyu Cihang, and even the God Emperor Xin Tianquan is afraid of him for three points, and the old man has nagged him until now and has never started, and he also has this concern.

Luo Xuan raised his sleeves high, and the on-demand single glance in the middle was eager to try, and he was about to fly into Master Juesheng's whispering hall at any time.

Nie Meiniang looked at Fu Xi for the last time in despair, and Fu Xi also looked back at her daughter helplessly, and a grand and absolute sorrow lingered back and forth between father and daughter.

promised Luo Xuan, Xiaofeng was sad, rejected Luo Xuan, Mei Niang was not guaranteed, the palms and backs of her hands were all meat, which is more important?

Fu Xi closed his eyes, an old tear slid down his cheek, and Nie Meiniang only heard her father's secret words in her ears:

"You choose. ”

Nie Meiniang's tears burst out of her eyes. Nie Xiaofeng woke up and turned around, Luo Xuan's face was happy, and he said softly:

"Xiaofeng, are you awake!

Nie Xiaofeng found that he was actually on the crook of Luo Xuan's arm, turned his head and saw that his father-in-law Fu Xi and his mother Nie Meiniang were also in the same hall, and suddenly felt bad, and a sense of despair quickly filled his body, Nie Xiaofeng almost shouted:

"Grandpa, mother, why is he still here, why don't you drive him away?!"

Luo Xuan looked at Nie Meiniang coldly, and instantly recovered a paralyzed face, and the corner of the on-demand sheet loomed in his long sleeves.

Nie Meiniang swallowed a mouthful of tears, mustered up the courage to step forward and help Nie Xiaofeng to the ground, but did not drag her away, but stroked her cheek, and said earnestly:

"Child, you have to get married... ”

Nie Xiaofeng looked at her mother with a vigilant expression, and Nie Meiniang continued:

"People can't be resurrected after death, the army has gone, and it's not a way for you to stay in the palace all day long and transfer your feelings by shopping with losers! ”

Nie Xiaofeng almost couldn't believe his ears, and looked at Fu Xi in horror:

"Grandpa, is my mother crazy? What is she talking about?!"

Dou Da's tears surged back and forth in Fu Xi's eyes, and the old god looked at Nie Meiniang from a distance, and said to his granddaughter with a sad stomach:

"Feng'er, now that your palace is stranded, there is no other male god in the sky who is willing to marry a newly widowed woman, the matter has come to this, you and Luo Xuan... Let's make do with it!"

Nie Xiaofeng remained motionless, like a specimen of a phoenix nailed to the center of the main hall. Hua Ge and Qian Qing, who were shrinking in the corner of the hall, never expected that this time, Xigong and Nie Meiniang, would be approved, Luo Xuan's marriage proposal!

Nie Xiaofeng was stunned for a long time, "Ahhh

The audience lost their souls.

Luo Xuan was the first to react, and hurriedly knelt down and put Nie Xiaofeng on his lap, urging Shenzhen to desperately activate her heart, but unexpectedly, Nie Xiaofeng had already made up her mind, and refused to wake up with a touch of soul.

Fetal God Hua Ge and Qian Qing wept bitterly, and climbed forward: "Hold on, Xiaofeng! There are so many delicacies in the Nine Realms, so many relatives and friends, so many beautiful men and handsome men, how can you be willing to let go of everything and leave!"

Luo Xuan's strength was really good again and again, but it was a pity that Nie Xiaofeng insisted on refusing to be reborn, he finally knew that he was powerless to return to the sky, so he hugged Nie Xiaofeng and said loudly:

"My Xiaofeng, my wife!!~~~~"

Nie Xiaofeng, who was smeared with bloodshot mouth, suddenly opened his eyes, grabbed Luo Xuan's arm and said fiercely:

"I, no, get married!"

Nie Xiaofeng kicked his legs and swallowed, Luo Xuan was stunned for a second, suddenly pulled out the goose knife, pierced his chest with a snort, hugged his wife and died.

Nie Xiaofeng's soul broke away from the body, and freely galloped and jumped on a ring of planets in Shangxuanhuan, just as he was glad that after many years, he finally got rid of the fetters of the Nine Great Realms Kun and obtained the real liberation of the soul and flesh, and suddenly saw Luo Xuan's soul with a knife in his chest, bleeding all the way, and rushing towards her along the orbit of the Jiukun Earth Star.

Nie Xiaofeng sat on the asteroid and cried loudly: "Master, please let me go! ”

Luo Xuan ran to Nie Xiaofeng and knelt on the ground, holding the knife on his chest with one hand, and was so excited that he burst into tears:

"Xiaofeng, Master has found you! Do you know how big Shang Xuanhuan is? Also, who is Jingjing?"

From that day on, every night in Shangxuanhuan, you can see a male god soul chasing a goddess soul, and the goddess soul keeps shouting:

"I want to be quiet, I just want to be quiet... ”

The male god soul followed with perseverance, and asked again and again:

"Who is Jing Jing again?!Cut him for the teacher!!"

It is said that this bewildering astronomical spectacle can only be seen with a high-powered nebula telescope, which casts a veil of mystery on the already unpredictable Guangqingtian. Seven hundred years later, the goddess soul was chased by the male god soul and despaired, so she left Shangxuanhuan and returned to the Kunren realm, where she was reborn by the Yuan Conggong Fuxi and returned to the gods.

However, the seven-hundred-year-old god Tianke who was pulled down had to be made up for it to the letter, so the reborn Nie Xiaofeng returned to Harrivo in a daze, Hua Ge, Qian Qing, Bai Yu, and Rui Silkworm Ji were as happy as their dead husbands. On the second day of Nie Xiaofeng's return to school, Harry Buddha held the grandest divine banquet in 700 years, and Luo Xuan, the sect, also returned.

Eternal love is entangled, and there is no time, starting from the world, in the universe.