Kasumigaoka Shiyu thinks that the Internet is really the greatest invention in human history. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

On the Internet, the other party doesn't even know that you are a dog, and naturally it is impossible to know that the big magician who speaks foul words will be a beautiful girl who looks quiet and innocent on the outside.

So she can release herself to her heart's content on the Internet.

For example, now, because the script for "schooldays" has hit a bottleneck, she uses the excuse of looking for inspiration and puts on a very pure ACG post called "Liuli Shrine".

"There are more and more old drivers in the bar!"

As the post bar continues to be hot, more and more people are paying attention to this bar, looking at the new posts that have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain, Kasumigaoka Shiyu can't help but sigh like this.

I have to say that the competition in the old driver industry is also very fierce, it can be said that the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the generation is more than the next wave, such as the old driver named "pure cabbage" before, because the waves are not as good as others, and now they are already out of the crowd.

In this kind of old driver's confrontation, there are many horses fighting each other every day, and there seem to be some unbroken souls floating forever in the sky over the vast earth.

Hey? How does it seem like someone is really driving?

Shiwa Kasumigaoka opened the window and looked down, and saw that there was indeed a red Ferrari parked in the garage downstairs.

Of course, Ji Kong's house has its own garage, but because Ji Kong didn't buy a car, he hasn't used it all along.

Today, when I suddenly saw a Ferrari driving in, Kasumigaoka Shiha was of course very surprised.

Running into the yard with a clog, she saw Ji Kong walking out of the car expressionlessly.

"Season ...... Monarch? ”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu shouted these two words in a questioning tone.

The reason why she used such a tone was because she clearly remembered that Ji Kong was wearing a set of black casual clothes to go out in the morning, so what happened to this high-end looking exquisite fashion now?

And what's going on with that Ferrari?

Is it someone else's from Ji Junkai? Or did he really buy the car?

Why did you just go out and come back not only to change your clothes, but also to drive a car?

"Ah, that's right, this car is my ......" Ji Kong glanced at Kasumigaoka Shiyu and explained her doubts in a very calm tone, "I will also have a car in the future." ”

"Uh......"

Ji Kong's state at this time was too weird, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu held back the desire to complain in his heart, and asked cautiously: "Ji Jun, why did you suddenly remember to buy a car?" ”

"One?"

Ji Kong smiled, his smile was dry, and he looked loveless, then looked at his watch and said, "The next one should be coming, right?" ”

"Next, next?"

Before Kasumigaoka Shiyu could understand the meaning of this sentence, he heard another sound of "Dididi", and then a Mercedes-Benz R-series sedan with a huge body like a giant beast drove in.

“……”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu's small beak is so big that it can stuff an ostrich egg.

She stupidly watched a salesperson walk down from the Mercedes-Benz, then stupidly watched the salesperson and Jikong complete the handover procedures, and then stupidly watched the salesperson leave before reacting.

She slapped her jaw back with a "snap", and said in disbelief: "Ji Jun, could it be that you bought these two cars?" ”

"I didn't buy it, but it's pretty much the same, right?"

Ji Kong put his hand on his forehead, glanced at the bewildered Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, and sighed: "Go back first, I'll explain to you when you get to the room." ”

——

Called Shiina Mahaku, the three of them returned to Ji Kong's bedroom, Ji Kong poured himself a glass of water, took a sip slowly, and then said quietly: "To be precise, these two cars were bought by two women." ”

"Ji Jun, you were adopted? Two at a time? ”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu's eyes widened suddenly.

"Poof—"

Ji Kong almost squirted out a mouthful of water, and his melancholy image could no longer be maintained, and he stared at Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu and said angrily: "You want to talk about who else in this world can support me?" It's good that I don't support others! ”

"Well, it's hard to say."

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu shrugged his shoulders and said: "Although in terms of identity, no one can support Ji Jun, but after all, he is a scumbag Jun, and it is normal to have some strange hobbies, maybe under your serious appearance, there is a very evil heart, and you have very dirty wishes!" ”

Speaking of this, the black long straight girl named Kasumigaoka Shiyu suddenly became excited, shaking her black silk jade legs violently, and her eyes exuded a crazy aura called sick Jiao.

"In the dead of night, the protagonist who left behind the sick heroine and went out alone to spend all day drinking was suddenly smashed in the back of the head and fainted, and when he woke up, he found that he was tied to a cross and couldn't move!"

When he called for help, it was the heroine wearing a leather coat and holding a leather whip that suddenly appeared! The heroine sneered and stepped on the hero's face with high heels, and the leather whip rained down on the hero's body with candle oil, but he couldn't help but shout excitedly from his mouth......"

"You must be looking forward to a plot like this, right? Scumbag! This kind of plot must make you excited, right? ”

"Do you get excited to be whipped away?"

Shiina Mahaku tilted his little head, and his red eyes stared at Ji Kong with extremely pure purity.

"How can you be excited?! I'm not shaking M! ”

Ji Kong complained loudly with some excitement.

Shiina Mashiro: "Sora is already excited." ”

Ji Kong: "So I'm excited, just because you slander me with obscene language, okay?" ”

Shiina Mashiro: "Ah, it turns out that Sora will be excited to be slandered in obscene language......"

"Don't misinterpret what I mean(╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻)" Ji Kong finally couldn't help but roar loudly, "I'm not excited at all!" I'm angry! Right...... I'm angry right now! Kasumigaoka Shiyu, you foul-mouthed guy all day long, be careful which day I tie you upSM! ”

"Ji Jun, I'll help you buy ropes, leather whips, and candles!" Kasumigaoka Shiyu raised his hand very actively and said.

"......" Ji Kong: "Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, you big filthy girl!! (To be continued.) )