When I came out of the Asking Yuan Tower, I first glanced at the two puppets at the door. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Don't worry, I'll be fine if I say it's okay......"

The sound came from a gray button-like thing on the collar.

"Hey, stinky old man, how did you do that?"

"Anyway, I have my own way, and besides, old man, I've lived for so many years, and it's the first time that someone dares to call me that, you kid is not small."

"Hmph, it's you who ask me for ...... anyway."

I tentatively walked out the door, and the two puppets stared at the front of them motionless, returning to a sculptural silence, with no intention of bothering me again.

The terracotta army on the street had also disappeared, and the only thing that could still tell that there had been a battle here before was some bits and pieces of blood left by Bi Yuan and the male disciple.

"Later, there may be people from the Inner City Autonomous Council to investigate, and then you can just do what I say," the old man said.

"By the way, it's really okay for your possessed puppet to hide here?"

"Of course, it's too easy for the power of this thing to cover up my whereabouts, but you kid is really ruthless, and you took advantage of the old man's big advantage without eating at all......"

"Hehe, I didn't force you, you had to come with me, shouldn't you ask for a little benefit? In your previous words, I am not related to you, so why should I help you ...... for nothing?"

"Alas...... Don't say anything, let's go, take me around first, I can't remember how long I haven't been out......"

"Anyway, you came out with me, and asked if Yuanlou was okay?"

"You can rest assured about this, I have a little consciousness over there, and it is enough to deal with those trivial things in normal times, and...... In case your kid hangs up, even if I am discovered, I still have to destroy the main consciousness here, and there is still a way back in the Yuanlou when the time comes. ”

"Ahh......h You can't just say something good. ”

……

I released Rem, and she led me to the food street in the central area first, and along the way, without Reem's introduction, the old man told the story of each place one by one.

"This food street has really not changed at all, did you see the kid who grilled fish over there, I bet his surname is Wei, and he doesn't know how many generations of ancestors look exactly like him......"

"Nonsense! I don't need you to say that I know, didn't I see the signboard that says Wei Ji grilled fish! I said dismissively.

The old man exclaimed again, "Huh...... Look at the ...... who sells steamed buns."

"Looks like her ancestors again?"

"No," the old man sighed, "it really looks like a bun......"

“……”

……

Along the way, my ears never stopped, the old man was just like Grandma Liu entering Wanda Plaza, his mouth kept chattering, sometimes he sighed that things were wrong, and sometimes he pulled me to ask what some new things were for.

For example, he became intrigued by the automatic popcorn machine: "Hey! It's funny, throwing a little bit of dried beans into it, and so many white and chubby beans pop out...... Boy, what do you think would happen if you threw the white beans in again? ”

I was really stopped by him, and after thinking about it, I coped: "Maybe it's a black bean......

"Are black beans delicious? Can you taste it for me...... ”

“……”

It didn't take long for this guy to start commenting on the world's declining problems again: "Tsk! Now the female doll doesn't come out without clothes, look at that...... And that ...... Gee...... If the men of their family see it, they must not be smoked to death......"

I wondered, "Aren't they ...... dressed?"

"What kind of body does the legs separate...... It's about the same as not wearing it. ”

"You haven't seen this dressed Jinwen Yuan Building before?"

"In the early years, I used to show up occasionally to take a look, but then it was all boring things, so I simply left a wisp of consciousness and fell asleep."

In this way, it is estimated that in the era before the old man went to bed, women still wore skirts, and there was no such thing as pants.

I then retorted: "This kind of dress is for convenience, you think, such as riding a horse or something, dragging a piece of cloth in the middle, that's indecent, and ...... I remember that in ancient times, men and women didn't wear underwear, so they tied a calf, tied a leg sleeve or something, how unhygienic was this...... Bare-ass riding a horse...... How much cross-contamination ...... have to be caused?"

"What's the panties?"

"It's a pair of shorts that I wear under my pants and cover my buttocks," I patiently explained, "and they keep out germs, and women ...... every month." Belch...... Anyway, it's a scientific way to dress! ”

The old man thought for a moment, and then said, "Huh...... Since it's convenient, why bother to put on pants over your underwear, isn't it superfluous? ”

I couldn't help but roll my eyes: "Let me put it this way, the panties are the same as the calves of the women you used to be, they are more private, and under normal circumstances, except for a guy named Superman, no one will wear panties on the street......"

"What is Superman?"

"You can just understand it as a national hero."

The old man suddenly realized: "Oh...... I said, it turns out that the girls on the side of the intersection are all national heroes......"

I took one look and said helplessly, "That's hot pants...... Well, stop asking me what hot pants are...... You just think they're national heroes......"

……

Being so troubled by the old man, I decided to take the time to let Rem popularize contemporary folk culture and customs for him......

In order not to give the old man a chance to ask me about the correct way to make rice noodles across the bridge in Yunnan, I casually asked for some donkey meat on the side of the street and ate it while walking.

As I expected, the old man was curious: "What is this?" ”

"Donkey meat burned."

"Roast donkey meat and get two cakes?"

"Yes."

You see, this is not very difficult to explain, I don't believe that there were no donkeys and no cakes in ancient times!

……

The old man did me a great favor, and I tried my best to meet the conditions he proposed, and he pulled me to go shopping on another shopping street.

I thought this guy wanted to take me to the trading street and walk around, but I didn't expect him to be interested in that place.

In this regard, his statement is: "Where ignorant children kill people and play, they don't go." ”

Look, as an official shopping artifact, this guy shows the heartfelt contempt and disdain of a certain cat store for a certain treasure store.

Thanks to his official sense of superiority, I was finally able to go directly to the destination of this trip, the Tower of Pangea.

"Wow......"

Looking at the scene in front of me, I was shocked!

Being shocked by the cylindrical towers that reached into the sky was only part of it, but more of it was the long queue in front of the tower.

I was speechless and said, "What day is today, the dung boy is holding a concert inside!?" ”

Rem explained: "It's usually like this, so I asked the owner to come and line up earlier." ”

"Nonsense," the old man's tone was conclusive: "There was no need to queue here back then. ”

I believe what the old man said is true, after all...... Can the population of the Qin Dynasty be compared with the population after liberation......

Now what?

Line up......?

"Little tour ......!"

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Above!

Thanks to Leshan man and (Xia Mu) for their tips;

Thanks to the monthly pass of the student Yunwu Yin Shaohua, the monthly pass of the student who is lonely and eats well, the two monthly tickets of the student of the red Yan (swallow), the monthly pass of the student of Xingtear Meow (Ermeow), the monthly pass of the student Leshan Man and (Xia Mu), the monthly pass of the student Hanyue Tingyun (Han Yue), and the monthly pass of the student Dark-Shura;

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