Chapter 149: The Controversy of Vulgarity and Elegance

After hearing this, the village guard sighed and said: "Alas, you said that the people in our village are honest, why did they suffer this evil!" ”

"There's no way around it, who let us catch up, by the way, Li Langzhong, it's not early now, let's go and steal that one separately." Tianyou said with a wicked smile.

Li Langzhong sighed and said, "I also let out this face!" ”

Tianyou smiled and said to his sister-in-law and village protection: "That's it, Li Langzhong and I will go to get that thing, it's not too early now, you have a good rest today and tomorrow night, take care of your spirits, and the night after tomorrow, we'll clean up the resentment!" ”

Tianyou walked out after speaking, the four of them went out, and the village guard also went home, Tianyou said to Li Langzhong: "I steal the north of the village, you steal the south of the village, try to get as much as possible." ”

Li Langzhong nodded and said, "Okay, I'll try my best!" After saying that, he turned around and walked north, turning into an alley.

Wang Yan'er saw that there was no one, so she chuckled and said, "I didn't expect that the descendant of the dignified ghost and the winner of the Heavenly Master Conference would have such a cheesy side. ”

"What is vulgarity? What is Ya? Tianyou frowned and asked.

"It is customary to steal a living, and to be happy and chic is elegant." Wang Yan'er replied with a cold snort.

Tianyou retorted, "Are you more elegant than these villagers? I don't think so! Heaven is unkind and uses all things as dogs, who is not stealing life? Vulgar people look at everyone vulgar, elegant people look at everyone elegant! ”

"You! You talk back to me again, be careful that I let my father ignore that little girl! Wang Yan'er said angrily.

Tianyou snorted coldly and didn't say a word, and left directly, and Wang Yan'er followed behind him angrily.

In the turn of the day, the rooster crowed three times, and the sky was white, and I heard someone in the village scolding: "Damn, whose king is the eighth lamb of the family, everything is stolen!" ”

At first, it was one person who scolded, and then half of the village was scolding.

Tianyou heard it in the house, covered his stomach with joy, and laughed: "Hahahaha, Li Langzhong's work is not bad, things must be enough, hahaha"

At this moment, I heard someone knocking on the door, Tianyou opened the door, and saw Li Langzhong rushing in with a cloth bag in his face, and said with a thief's eyebrows: "Quick, close the door quickly." "God bless quickly closed the door.

"Childe, you have made me miserable, you know how much I have been scolded, give!" As he spoke, he threw his burden on the ground.

"Brother suffered!" Tianyou hurriedly said

Li Langzhong said aggrievedly: "Do you know how I came over? The old ladies in the village stared at me when they saw me taking a burden, and I was afraid that they would want to see the things in the baggage, but I was scared to death. ”

"I said brother, how much did you steal?" Tianyou hurriedly diverted the topic and asked.

"I'm afraid it's not enough, and I don't care about anyone's house in the south, I'll get it all out!" Li Langzhong replied solemnly

Tianyou finally couldn't bear it anymore and laughed wildly.

"Something for you, farewell, what the fuck is going on, alas!" After Li Langzhong finished speaking, he left dejectedly.

"You obviously don't have to go through so much trouble, how good it is to directly cast a spell and kill it!" Wang Yan'er asked puzzled.

Tianyou glanced at her and said, "That's very bad for my sister-in-law, and besides, this kind of life is interesting." ”

"If you like this kind of life, let's find a village to live in in the future, okay?" Wang Yan'er jumped up and walked in front of Tianyou and said.

"A year's training time, after the expiration date, I will pick up Bingruo, you and I will go our separate ways!" Tianyou said in a deep voice.

Wang Yan'er said angrily: "Do you think I am willing to experience with you? Like the stones in the pit, they stink and are hard! ”

Tianyou was also very annoyed, along the way, this Wang Yan'er was rude and willful, causing a lot of trouble to herself, Tianyou was afraid that this barbaric girl would make trouble, so he took her to the mountain village.

"If you don't want to, don't follow me!" Heaven bless the airway.

"You! Good! That's what you said! Wang Yan'er pouted, stomped her feet, and left.

Seeing him leave, Tianyou wanted to say something to keep him, but because of his feelings, he didn't say it, although he regretted it in his heart, he wanted to deal with this resentment first, and then go to find Wang Yan'er.

In a blink of an eye, on the fifteenth day, Tianyou called the village guard and Li Langzhong to the woman's house and said, "Whether it is successful or not depends on tonight!" ”

"Hmm!" Several people also made up their minds, and then began to decorate the mourning hall, Tianyou first put the incense on the small table in front of the door, then poured half a bowl of oil into the small bowl, rubbed it with cotton and put it in the oil, found a fire fold and lit it to make an everlasting lamp, the village guard and Li Langzhong slaughtered the black dog and the rooster, took half a basin of blood, soaked the cotton bag and the fishing net hemp rope, the woman put a hanging paper money on the small table, took a pillow, cut the opening on the top with scissors, put it under the door panel, and put a large basin in front of the table to burn paper money.

Tianyou put seven of the eight coppers on the door panel in the shape of the Big Dipper, and several people covered the lobby and the door with fishing nets, Li Langzhong asked, "Childe, what about the rolling pin?" ”

Tianyou thought for a moment and said, "You put blood on it." After a while, the two of us will protect the village guard. ”

"Good!" After a while, Li Langzhong painted the rolling pin, and at this time, it was almost time, Tianyou said to the woman: "Sister-in-law, it's almost time, let's get ready to start, you put on the shroud first." ”

After a while, the sister-in-law changed her clothes and walked out of the back room, and said to Tianyou: "Son, sister-in-law's life will be handed over to you." ”

"Don't worry, you lie down on the door first." The woman turned her head to lie down after a promise, but she heard a "pop", and she didn't know where Tianyou took out a brick, and the brick knocked the woman unconscious, and the woman fell to the ground without humming. Didn't you say spellcasting? How? ”

Tianyou said unhurriedly: "If you cast a spell on your sister-in-law, it will attract the attention of the resentful fetus, so the best way is to knock her out, if your sister-in-law is prepared, she won't be able to shoot it." Come, let's carry her up. ”

After listening to Tianyou's explanation, Mura Bao and Li Langzhong understood what was going on, and hurriedly came over, and several people carried the woman to the door.

Tianyou took out the last of the eight coppers, broke open the sister-in-law's mouth and put it in, took the riding cloth stolen by Li Langzhong, carefully covered Aunt Zhao's whole body one by one, buckled the small bronze mirror and put it on her stomach, and the village guard came over and covered the woman from head to toe with a piece of white cloth, and tore a few white cloths to make a filial piety.

Tianyou handed over the blood-soaked cotton cloth bag and hemp rope to the village protector, and advised: "Cun Bao, you will cry and burn paper for a while, don't be afraid of anything that happens, Li Langzhong and I will hide behind you, and you will cover him with your pocket when the resentful tire rushes over you for a while." (To be continued.) )