Chapter 1 Arrival in Space and Review of Team America 1

When Bai Yujing opened his eyes again, he found himself in a square with a mixture of technology style and magic, and there were about 100 people in the square at this moment, some wearing military uniforms of World War II countries, suits, shorts, pajamas, of course, there were also bare-bottomed bath towels or something, and there were even two good friends in a state of snapping, oops, the picture was unbearable, and the onlookers watched decisively: "Come on~!! ā€

The excitement didn't last long, as the soldiers in different uniforms almost fought each other, but they found that they couldn't kill each other in this state, so they had to give up. But the anger and hatred in each other's eyes was obviously not small, and it was clear that this novice trial called 1987 gave most people what it means to be a bloody and brutal war.

"Congratulations to all newbies for completing this novice trial, after completing the novice trial, the personal time and space watch will be automatically activated and displayed, and the personal reward and completion query has been opened, you can check it on your own watch, plus a piece of advice: I wish you don't die so fast ^_^"

This time, the prompt sound didn't sound as cold as the beginning, with a hint of funny tone, except for some calmer people, most people didn't pay much attention to this strange phenomenon, Bai Yujing didn't pay attention to the people around him, he found a corner and sat down, and began to silently recall the story of his experience.

Bai Yujing is most concerned about whether his No. 1 organization can get here, and the key is that he has a three-way deal with a black-hearted businessman and a guy who lost his apple and pretended to fight in the Hydra hangar, this story starts with Bai Yujing and Steve's raid on the Hydra black technology factory where his good friend is imprisoned.

At that time, Bai Yujing was crazy and wanted to go to the red siren in the guardhouse, and then it was a thing that "banged" and smashed on his head, the force was quite large, so that Bai Yujing fell directly to the ground with his head, Bai Yujing angrily touched the thing that was sticking to his head, and then he saw that it was an apple again, and the crazy energy just now immediately decreased, and he began to look around.

I saw a guy in a black trench coat squatting on a cabinet in the guard room for some time, with short black hair and black eyes, looking like a person from the Celestial Empire, holding an apple in his hand and staring at him angrily no matter how Bai Yujing was, and then sniffed the apple in his hand and began to eat it.

"Who are you?"

"A poor man like you, you can call me a watchman"

"What watcher?" Bai Yujing tilted his head, saying that he hadn't heard of it, and had only seen a movie called Watchmen, could it be that he was watching the gate for Marvel?

"You are the reincarnator of the main god space, I am one of the guards of this world, guarding the world that has been disrupted by you, try to keep it in the original main line and continue, and the province will be collapsed by you."

Bai Yujing nodded: "Well, it seems to be the same truth" Although he raised the apple in his hand, he suddenly remembered that the last time he saw his apprentice Maria, he asked someone: "You also lost the apple that smashed me last time, when I was having a friendly exchange with Lori"

"I'm helping you, okay, otherwise you're going too far and affecting the plot, it's not good, that Lori Maria is Howard's future wife, Tony's own mother, if you make Huo Huo a lily, what if Tony can't give birth" After chattering, the guy known as the watchman raised half an apple in his hand: "Mmmm, sure enough, it's the fruit given by the great god, and the benefits of the employees are not bad, do you eat it?" ā€

"Don't eat it, although it looks very tempting, I don't think it's something I can eat, the beast actually tricked me into eating your strange Uncle Li's things"

This self-proclaimed watchman had an embarrassment in his head, he was so young and good, very young, and then with a look of resentment: "I'm still young, okay, besides, I'm already very polite to you, if it weren't for someone, I wouldn't be able to tell you that someone entrusted me to watch you, I just can't say" Then he looked at the apple in his hand viciously, with a posture of venting.

"Jiao, you've already said okay, can you be a little disciplined?"

"What. You're just hallucinating."

Bai Yujing felt that he was undisciplined enough, how could this watchman feel as unreliable as himself, this style of painting is the main god space of the legendary gods' fun, amusing meows! Well, no, Bai Yujing had a flash of inspiration and there was a smell of conspiracy here, and then pretended not to mind being cross-legged on the table: "Cut, let's say, why don't you beast smash me this time and run away, and chat with me, what is the conspiracy?"

"Oh, first of all, I'm going to watch you to prevent fools outside of you from killing the main characters here, this is just a testing ground for your newbies, even though you can't just destroy it"

"Oh, I don't believe you're going to talk to me about this."

"Oh and, tolerances always have to be a bit of a personal matter"

"Oh, let's look at that chick in Hedra, I promise not to beat her, grab it for you"

"I'm so handsome and need this, if you have a deal, you can do it, and you can take it."

"Hey, let's hear it, as long as it doesn't make me be hoked"

"What do you think the energy weapon made by the Cosmic Rubik's Cube looks like this?"

"Of course, the effect is very good, a bullet is like a grenade"

"Isn't this factory going to blow up all at once?"

"Do you want to steal the beams and change the pillars? But the bombing is not a matter of minutes, what can you take with you?"

"That's not the case, first of all, you have to understand that according to this plot, the factory exploded and everything was in ruins, and then the explosion happened, hehe"

"Yo, I didn't expect you guys to be very smart, I can't move so many things"

"Don't worry, there is a reserve force, and it is a three-way deal"

"Eh, you and me, who else?"

"Wait, I'll call him" The guy known as the Watchman pulled his left arm up, groped twice with a watch similar to the one Bai Yujing had brought before, and a hologram appeared on it about ten centimeters high, and then he tapped it into his ear again, as if he was wearing headphones or something.

"Hey, it's Boss Yang, yes to the other party, yes, you come over, what don't you dare to come, what are you afraid of, a Lori, what are you afraid of, you are also the boss of a party, hurry up" The other party hung up the watch in his hand, how could Bai Yujing look at the figure that appeared on the watch just now so familiar, the patterns and patterns of various characters and items in the anime or something.

"Ahem, I'm here, then let's start the transaction, hehe, this Lori, why are you staring at me~!"

After Bai Yujing looked at the visitor, his eyes began to redden, and the anger in his heart began to burn, this shape, this tone, he meowed, Lao Tzu is looking forward to things There is an expectation, and there is one more gatekeeper in the Forbidden City: "Turtle Sun, whoa, you still have a face, you meow me to tell me what the third brother gave the uncle to eat, and what kind of medicine you meowed to Lao Tzu, what kind of medicine do you have for you, how can you let your second brother and I open a harem and embark on a happy life" Bai Yujing's tender scolding voice began to echo in this small room.

"Ahem, second brother, you have to understand that it's not your eldest brother's fault with me, you see that the third brother hasn't been hiding from you all the time, isn't it going to be said slowly in the future?"

"Is it really the third child? Why do I think it's you, I wasn't deceived by you for so many years, you don't come to fool Ben Meow, it's not right for Ben Xiong, it's not right for Uncle Ben, do you swear to the sky that I have been cheated less? ā€

"I swear in the name of the third child, it is true that I did not do it"

"Oh, why do I think I'm still a pit?"

"Don't worry, I won't pit you, haha, you can turn off the self-detonation switch in a while, and then leave normally, by the way, there is also the Ha Universe Rubik's Cube, don't touch it, and ah" Balabala's pair, explain how Bai Yujing turned off the switch or something. "(āŠ™vāŠ™) Well, you have reminded you that there is still this thing, hehe, I don't believe it" Bai Yujing was already hearing the Universe Rubik's Cube, his brain had already opened to the side, and he fantasized that his white flag was planted all over the world.

Looking at Bai Yujing's open mind, as Bai Yujing's boss, he directly had such an expression, and directly gave Bai Yujing a violent "Normal brain hole, say the right thing~!" Don't blame me if you die of disobedience. Second brother~! Then I'll ^_^ go first" After speaking, Bai Yujing looked at this beast boss who was dressed in cat and mouse, happy and happy, SpongeBob SquarePants or something, dressed in beach pants and flip-flops, turned into a little starlight and disappeared.

"Beast, you know to bluff me" Seeing that the boss of the beast disappeared again, Bai Yujing was very angry in his heart, but Bai Yujing suddenly found that he couldn't help it, as if he couldn't mention it at all to castrate him, to be honest, Bai Yujing knew that he couldn't beat him now, it must be like this, the tears in his heart, how good the house he lived at home, except that there was no sister. The next thing is much simpler, the watchman who has not spoken next to him, after seeing that Bai Yujing's boss has left, he is also a little timid in his heart, he has always thought that the Loli in front of him who is constantly causing trouble is a Lori, but he didn't expect it to be a gentleman, tsk profiteer~! He secretly gave himself a vigilance, be careful in the future, what is the harem is my dream, and after speaking, he looked at Bai Yujing with an expression of sympathy for you.

Bai Yujing also saw the expression of this watchman, and then the two looked at each other with sympathy, it is estimated that after 555, there will be no less things to be pitted, and they will be connected to the same fate.

Putting aside the two of them looking at each other, Bai Yujing looked miserable, continued to mutter, "beasts" or something, and touched towards the control room, and finally stopped the self-detonation device after the red skull left for 1 minute.

The next thing is much simpler, Bai Yujing was bored and finally went to rob Schmidt's mount, and then returned to the Allied camp, of course, when Steve told him about the blue-robed sword fairy, he knew that he was really cheated by the boss again, but he was already on the ship, and that's it, and then under the contact of the watcher, he raided Hydra's black technology factory twice, and let them move some black technology products. Finally, at the moment when the super bomber landed, Bai Yujing suddenly wanted to get up and give Steve some small cosmic energy, but it was too late, and he was finally forcibly teleported here.

When Bai Yujing came back to his senses and found that there were not many people in this square, Bai Yujing patted his head, then silently rolled up his sleeves, looked at the watch on his arm, and nodded gently.

To be continued