"Master, have you finished your shower so soon?" Zhang Xiaofan has already developed an iron face that is not afraid of embarrassment in the face of Zhang Tielin, no matter how much Zhang Tielin dislikes Zhang Xiaofan, Zhang Xiaofan will directly ignore Zhang Tielin's bad words.

"Master? He's your master? When Li Baoer made a phone call before, she heard the voice of the person who claimed to be Zhang Xiaofan's master a little hoarse, and subconsciously thought that Zhang Xiaofan's master was a gray-haired old man, but she didn't expect that the real person looked just a handsome middle-aged man.

"What's wrong? Can't I be his master? "Zhang Tielin doesn't like a person, and his speech will be particularly low and hoarse; After all, Chen Yating is determined by Zhang Xiaofan, and Zhang Tielin is very pleasing to the eye, and for this Li Baoer, the ancients had a more conservative concept, and people who can have three wives and four concubines, after all, are still a minority, and they try not to give a good face if they can.

You don't see the ancient celebrities, all of them are monogamous, only the powerful have three wives and four concubines, and they are also in modern times, what two wives and three are still the standard configuration of local tyrants, of course, there is no lack of some color embryos, and they break up if they are not pleasing to the eye, and they never consider running-in.

Zhang Xiaofan is naturally not a color embryo, but it is difficult to guarantee that he can't hold it occasionally, and Zhang Tielin, as a master, wants to check for him.

"No" Li Baoer didn't understand that Zhang Tielin's attitude towards him was a little unkind, could it be that he offended him by the tone of his call? That's too stingy, isn't it?

"You're okay, I'm okay! You're the one who keeps calling my apprentice, aren't you? "Zhang Tielin finally caught the job, how could he let go of the opportunity to preach? Zhang Tielin gave a white-eyed Li Baoer: "I don't know how many times I've hung up the phone, you can really insist"

"Old thing! I just said, how dare Zhang Xiaofan not answer my phone!! Li Baoer is not a fuel-efficient lamp, she has been bored for a year and read countless books, and she is holding back a bunch of embarrassing words without scolding, at this time, she took over the conversation, saliva gushing, and every word was beautiful: "You are cheap and make me doubt life, you are very pure, you are a virgin at first glance!" With a face robbing a bank and an orchid finger, I feel sick when I see it! I said that your mirror is really not easy! By the way, a word of caution: change your clothes into belly pockets, and open your pants with a crotch, that would be more beautiful. ”

However, Jiang is still old and spicy, and Zhang Tielin just said a word, and let her go wild: "Don't you know that he has a girlfriend?" It's shameless to still call. ”

Li Bao'er covered her ears and shouted: "Ahhhh I'm shameless! You have to take care of it! ”

Since she liked Zhang Xiaofan, Li Baoer, the eldest lady, has been unhappy, and she doesn't know what she likes about Zhang Xiaofan.

Zhang Tielin said sarcastically: "Xiaofan, you see that she is annoyed and angry, but Yating's personality is a little gentle." ”

"Stop arguing, I feel something strange about my body." Zhang Xiaofan didn't care about their quarrel, his body was hot and cold, rising and shrinking, the talisman engraved on the soul manifested on his skin, and there was a trace of blood-red glow in the blue light: "I want to sleep, you all go out." ”

"Whew!!" Meat and meat grabbed Zhang Tielin's trouser legs, and kicked them both out of the room, without the peach wood sword, Meat and Meat could only live in the same room as Zhang Xiaofan, and Meat was also tired, and he had to rest.

"Hey! Unreasonable! You little vixen, why did you kick me out! "Although Flesh is not a human, Zhang Xiaofan will not even let go of the female ghost, maybe he will also get this fox; No matter how jealous she is, she can't compare to caring about the person she loves, she felt that the ghost light on Zhang Xiaofan's body looked uncomfortable, and turned her head and asked Zhang Tielin: "Hey! Old thing, what's wrong with Zhang Xiaofan? ”

"How do I know, there should be nothing wrong anyway, let him sleep." Zhang Tielin just took the opportunity to take a look at the movement of Zhang Xiaofan's internal talisman, and naturally knew what was going on, but how could this kind of thing be explained to an ordinary person.

Peng Zu, who was still staying in the Hell Tianzi cell, patted his head, and at the same time remembered this incident, and smiled a little gloatingly: "Well, how do I feel as if something I have forgotten, it turned out to be that incident!" But forget it, it will recover slowly. ”

Chen Yating's condition also seems to be a little unusual, but Zhang Tielin can't see the problem, but it seems that he is mentally traumatized, after watching for a while, Zhang Tielin walked out of Chen Yating's room, and when he came out, he saw Li Baoer open the door of Zhang Xiaofan's room, looking at something from the crack in the door, he also followed the probe and said, "What are you looking at?" ”

"Old thing, didn't you say, it's okay?" Li Baoer pointed to the room, her expression was very complicated, how could this kind of novel scene happen to Zhang Xiaofan!!

Zhang Tielin pushed open the door, sat on the edge of Zhang Xiaofan's bed, and probed the temperature of his forehead with his hand: "I mean, there should be no problem with 'should'." ”

"Is that 'should' okay?" Li Baoer looked at Zhang Xiaofan's sleeping appearance, and poked the mysterious flesh ball on Zhang Xiaofan's chest with her hand: "This has changed into a woman!" It's no problem!! You're going to give my boyfriend back!! ”

That's right, Zhang Xiaofan has become a girl, her height has shrunk from 175 to 168, her figure is bumpy and convex, her skin is delicate and can be broken by blowing, and the slender beard on her lips falls under the bed at some point.

Zhang Tielin is not surprised that Zhang Xiaofan has become like this, after all, he has checked his body once before, and sighed in his heart, ordinary people just like to make a fuss: "He was not your boyfriend in the first place, what should I give you?" It's strange for young people nowadays that what they don't get can be said to be their own. ”

"Uh, my head hurts, what are you doing around me? Meat, don't press my chest, it's so heavy. Zhang Xiaofan was woken up by the noisy sound of the two, opened his eyes and looked at Zhang Tielin and Li Baoer, and found that the flesh was lying next to him instead of lying on his chest, Zhang Xiaofan touched his chest, touched the bottom, and shouted in fear: "My breasts!" My little brother! Yes!!! My voice"

"Zhang Xiaofan, don't get excited, in fact, think about it, it doesn't matter! It's okay for girls, or I'll put you in the harem? Li Baoer seems to have figured it out, if you love someone, what will he become, after all, if you fall in love, you will fall in love.

Zhang Xiaofan didn't listen to Li Baoer's serious nonsense, he was a normal man, he didn't want to be analized! Since he can become a woman, then he can turn back into a man, he said anxiously: "Master! How did I end up like this!! How do you get it back!? ”

"I think, it should be Peng Zu who forgot the seal carving buffer array, after all, the structure of people and ghosts is different, you enter your body with a strong spirit at once, although it is compatible, but the yin and yang are reversed, and after a while, the spirit should be restored."

Zhang Tielin has studied this aspect, not that he is a pervert, but when he killed demons in the past, he encountered some ghosts forcibly possessed on the male body, and the spiritual qi cultivation was slightly weaker, which would make the male body become yin and yang, and the spiritual qi cultivation was relatively strong, so he directly turned a man into a woman, this phenomenon attracted his attention and studied it in-depth for a period of time.

Yin and Yang are mutually beneficial, and they are not compatible, just like several dark qi hitting the body of ordinary people, which will make the whole person quickly decline; When a ghost with a dark energy enters the human body, it will repel or devour all the yang energy, and the talismans in the ghost cultivator's body will gradually transform during the whole process, until all the dark energy is transformed into true qi, and then the yang energy can be regathered in the body.

Before, he suffered from the underworld, so that Chen Yating was in danger for herself, and now she is suffering from the underworld, turning herself from a man into a delicate girl, he really wants to ask his master, what are the side effects of human physical contact with the underworld.

"How do I see people like this! Retreat, I want retreat! ”

"Bilibili, Bilibili! Bilibili! As soon as Zhang Xiaofan finished saying that he was going to retreat, his mobile phone rang, calmed down, Zhang Xiaofan looked at the caller ID, it was Mom! My mother is calling!

After being away from home for so long, saying that you don't miss home, it must be false, after all, no matter how much your parents treat themselves, they are also for themselves, okay? You can't give birth to a child, so you just toss desperately, right? Excited, Zhang Xiaofan slid to answer, and a familiar voice came from his ears, but the content of the speech was not so beautiful, only to hear his mother say: "Zhang Xiaofan, you have the ability!" I didn't look for a good job, I ran to be a god stick, and I opened a shop! If you weren't still in this city, the neighborhood gossip and chatted about you, and I knew about you, maybe you would have to fly into the sky! ”

"Mom" Zhang Xiaofan has encountered enough things these days to write a book, but he has kept all his emotions in his heart and has not said it to anyone.

Zhang Xiaofan forgot that he had become a girl, and his voice became delicate and delicate, crying and screaming as much as he could.

Zhang Tielin and Li Baoer, who were on the side, saw Zhang Xiaofan crying for the first time, but the snot on the faces with feminine characteristics was really disgusting, Zhang Tielin and Li Baoer both had goosebumps, and even the flesh quickly jumped out of bed, lest Zhang Xiaofan treat himself as a tissue and wipe the snot on his white fur.

However, the mother did not receive her son's affection, she was a little incredulous, and said, "Who are you! What about my son? ”

Zhang Xiaofan then remembered that his voice had changed.

Zhang Xiaofan, who was about to lower his voice, immediately heard his mother say: "I don't care who you are, I will take my son home tomorrow, don't be embarrassed outside to make black money!" You tell him to pack his bags!! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the phone hung up, not giving Zhang Xiaofan the slightest chance to speak.

The reason why Zhang Xiaofan's mother is so angry is because Zhang Xiaofan's phone is too difficult to get through, during the time that Zhang Xiaofan went to hell, she made no less than 50 calls, and finally got through, but it was not her own son who answered it, can she not be angry?

"It's over, it's over! My mom is coming. Master! Help me!!! Zhang Xiaofan grabbed Zhang Tielin's shoulder and shook it, and the flesh of the mystery that was not wrapped in anything also dangled around, and the bump of the mystery could be faintly seen.

"Don't shake" Zhang Tielin has been a virgin for more than 200 years, when has he ever seen this kind of thing, the nosebleed will flow down.

As a man, how could Zhang Xiaofan think that he was the source of the master's nosebleed, and asked with concern: "Master, what's wrong with you!" Is there something uncomfortable? ”

As soon as Zhang Xiaofan approached, Zhang Tielin's nosebleed more, and Li Bao'er on the side murmured gloomily: "Old thing, you have nosebleeds against your male apprentices, perverted!! ”

Zhang Tielin wiped his nosebleed, and said helplessly: "In the past, I had the opportunity to learn to change my voice with a person who ran the rivers and lakes, but I didn't have an enemy, so I didn't learn these skills of walking the rivers and lakes, so I said I couldn't do anything." ”

"Oh my God! O earth! What should I do!! Zhang Xiaofan rolled on the bed with a pillow, unable to solve the problem, his heart was like being gnawed by tens of thousands of ants.

Zhang Tielin, who was on the side, had a nosebleed and began to poke his head out quietly, Li Baoer hurriedly pulled Zhang Tielin out of the room, joking, if the man he likes was analized by his master, would he still use it?