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Hearing the news of Xianlong's unloading of his armor twice in a row, Professor Chu was completely dumbfounded, hurriedly said goodbye to me in a panic, and took Chu Xiangnan back to the hotel by car, everything else, including my experience, Fang Xiaoli's matter, the life and death of Wu Xueya, the old man Huang... None of them cared anymore, and only the words 'the current dragon unloading armor' were left in his eyes!

I stayed at the barbecue stall for a long time, and suddenly patted my head: "! Listen to what he means, what I learned is the next volume of the book of heaven, so speaking of which, I am considered a master of the five buckets and five elements in the mouth of Granny Duoga? In addition to the Chu family's this time, I also have to add a piece to fight hard?

Also, I told you that my three dooms are coming, and you don't care, do you? Give me a suggestion! ”

Hey, old man!

Thinking of this, how can I still have the mind to eat barbecue, anyway, there is only a little potato lotus root slices of vegetarian dishes, directly ready to pay for home, took a touch of the pocket only to find that it was ripped to the bottom, wallet and car keys or something is gone, even call unlucky, fortunately the door key and two or three hundred change in the pocket are still there, so I found out to buy a single taxi, and returned home at about four o'clock in the morning.

Because of this matter, I fell asleep on the bed and had insomnia, and my mind was full of Chi You, and now the dragon is unarmed, crackling, good people beating bad people, etc., turning over seventeen or eighteen times, and getting more and more sober, and finally remembering the life tips in the summer vacation life of elementary school, I got up and drank a glass of milk and washed my face...

In the mirror, my face is still ordinary, handsome but Jing Boran, cool but Wu Yifan, if you want to pretend to be tender and cute, you can't surpass other people's Luhan, even if the sky sends me to put me on the cusp, I still can't be wise and martial If Pan An, just an ordinary person, why do you say God wants me to be this Ultraman?

I put the milk cup on the table, and made up my mind: "No, no, no, I still have to slip tomorrow, and I must not get involved in this matter, the middle and lower two volumes of the last time I was born are dead at home, and the sky is falling and the top is tall, and the buddy is not in a hurry to wade through the troubled waters!" ”

When things came to a conclusion, my mood suddenly relaxed a lot, and my sleepiness gradually rose, and I went back to bed and felt relaxed, and as soon as I closed my eyes... Ouch! Belly, my belly!

Somehow, my stomach suddenly hurts!

I rushed into the toilet in a hurry, and in an instant, it was like a surging river, and like a river that was out of control, morning, noon and evening... Even yesterday's inventory was far away from me in an instant, and the deepest intimate contact with the toilet came!

Where is this diarrhea running belly, it's just spraying, it's shooting, it's Shenzhou 9 running into space!

I don't know if I didn't eat the right barbecue at the stall today, I basically didn't sleep for the rest of the night, and I kept running back and forth between the bed and the toilet, and I didn't fall asleep in bed until the early hours of the morning... I remember the last thought I had before I fell asleep that day:

"It's really worthy of the three dooms, either you don't have to eat, or you eat and pull hard, this is too powerful!"

In a daze, the phone screamed, I couldn't see it clearly when I got it in front of me, so I could only hang up, and before I threw it back to the pillow, the phone started again - I really didn't have the heart to get sick with a stomachache, so I simply buckled the buckle and felt the shutdown button, and directly cut off the mobile phone.

Then go to sleep......

I don't know how long later, I suddenly heard the door knocking open, followed by An Yi's fiery voice resounding throughout the room: "An Ran, are you there?" Tang Mu said that there is a case related to you, and he wants to take you back to the bureau to investigate, and you still don't answer the phone... What's going on? I'll come in..."

With the sound of the bedroom door also being pushed open, a figure dressed like a peacock appeared next to the bed, followed by two slaps on his face, An Yi's face came up: "Wake up, get up, you are still asleep when such a big thing happens-hey, what's wrong with you kid?" Open your eyes, you can't be dead, right? ”

"Your uncle just died!" I tried to open my eyes, and moaned weakly: "I ate a bad stomach yesterday and pulled me all night, and you still have the energy to pour me, what the... Oops, no, get out of the way, I'm going to the toilet again! ”

"Hey, you make it clear to me first..."An Yi screamed hard next to her, I ignored her, and just got up in two by three and two and pushed her away and rushed to the toilet, and as soon as I sat down, there was a landslide - my stomach was already empty, and there was something to contribute to the toilet brother, so it was just a series of stinky farts.

Before I could get comfortable, the toilet door was pulled open from the outside, and An Yi's voice came in directly: "I'm in a hurry, you hurry up and tell me what's going on..." I suddenly shouted: "There is a difference between men and women, can't you wait for me to poop in peace before asking?" ”

"Whew!"

I can scare others, but I can't bluff An Yi alive or dead, she not only didn't collect but shouted louder than me when she heard me call: "Don't have a fart!" The old lady also changed the diaper for you, why didn't you see it, and then pretend to be okay, old lady, drag it out of the toilet? - Hurry up, hurry up, tell me what's going on, did you kill someone? If you kill him and run away, your brother Tang will bring someone over, and I will make the beauty trick drag him down..."

"I thank you for your beauty plan, what case has nothing to do with me, really, a hundred true, you always relax," I shouted angrily and helplessly: "Now you can let me go to the toilet with peace of mind, right?" Thank you, please close the door. ”

"Oh, it's okay?! That's fine, I'll call them over. ”

With an easy self-talk, the toilet door finally clicked shut, and then she began to take out the phone and shout to Tang Mu:

"Hey... Safe at home, come and take him away... Show me that if Enron is wronged, I can find a lawyer to sue you... Come less! I don't know what virtues you have...... Don't say if, I want guarantees, absolute guarantees, you know... Phew! An Ran said that it had nothing to do with him, but it didn't matter, I didn't care...... Believe it or not, I'm going to invite the company's legal counsel, Mr. Zheng, to accompany Enron right now... That lawyer Zheng? I guessed right, it was Zheng Zhigao who was courteous at the last cocktail party, and it was him... Want to get in touch? Bah! I'm not forced by you, who told you that you don't have the ability to take care of my brother, only to find someone who has the ability... Other! Only I beg you, there is no you Captain Tang begging... Well? … Uh-huh! … Well, forgive you ... It's good to know that it's wrong, I don't bother to talk nonsense with you, anyway, just one word, take care of Enron..."

Worthy of my sister!

An Yi's life is indeed wonderful, and a wonderful story is outlined in just a few words, including family, love, jealousy, jealousy, threats, begging and final compromise, even if you look at the Titanic, it is just these ingredients, and there are more elements such as police, lawyers, corporate white-collar workers, etc., which is really the routine plot of modern urban novels, incomparable!

I was sitting on the door thinking nonsense, An Yi slapped the door a few more times: "Come out and come out, hurry up and say a few words to you while Tang Mu is not here!" "Oh."

I answered, cleaned up and came out of the toilet in a few clicks, but An Yi had already moved to the kitchen, and was boiling millet porridge in a rice cooker, and immediately told me when she saw me: "I'll tell you, don't be stupid when you go in, don't be stupid and say anything, your brother Tang is just a little policeman, you can't manage much things, you have to know what to say - if you really don't know, call me, what is that, you have the right to remain silent and wait for the lawyer to know." ”

"Got it, sister, it really has nothing to do with me, you can rest assured," I poured a glass of water from the water dispenser, began to drink casually, and replied by the way: "It must just be asking me questions..."

An Yi snatched the cup with her hand, "You are stupid to drink cold water with diarrhea, if you want to die, you can wipe your neck with a knife directly, don't dangle and toss in front of my eyes," she scolded twice, and poured me a cup of hot water from the kettle again: "Drink water and rest for a while, I'll get you some porridge twice, eat it and then go over with them, and buy some haloperic acid capsules on the way to eat." ”

I took the cup and drank water, An Yi continued to be busy in the kitchen, wiped the ashes on those pots and pans, and counted them without stopping while wiping, from my parents' advice to her parents' advice, and then to Uncle Dajiu's advice, and finally turned back to the question of girlfriend when the conversation suddenly changed:

"Speaking of this, I remembered, An Ran, I heard that the girl surnamed Meng invited you for her birthday, right?"

My head instantly turned into two big: "You know again? ”

"No, someone from our company has seen you," An Yi turned her face to look at me, and said happily: "What, do you like this girl?" I said that in fact, the person is also very good, the appearance and figure are top in Shudu, and there is a local tyrant father, if you want to marry her, you can retire directly, and when the time comes, you can get a manager position who doesn't work and only gets a salary, how good it is...""Okay, okay, I beg you to stop talking!" The falling flowers on my face were intentionally ruthless, and I was silent for a moment before I raised my head and sighed: "Sister, to tell you the truth, I really don't want to look for it anymore." ”

An Yi was stunned, she seemed to understand something from my face, walked over and patted me on the shoulder, and her face rarely showed a solemn and gloomy expression: "An Ran, it's been so many years, don't think about it!" Life has to pass, the living can't live for the dead, you still have your parents and us, what's the point of delaying a lifetime? I just want to smile for a thousand years, those are all stories, and I can't take them too seriously......"

I took a deep breath, tried my best to calm the sadness in my heart, and barely squeezed out a smile: "I know, sister." I'm sorry to keep you worried about me. ”

"Silly boy, be polite to me, do you think you're really stupid?" An Yi pursed her lips and smiled: "Shudu is just our sister and brother, I don't take care of you, who takes care of you, if you don't trouble me, who will trouble me?" Isn't this all nonsense! ”

The two of us looked at each other and smiled, and the flesh and blood of the blood were all melted into this self-talk.

The rice cooker made a gurgling sound, and the porridge was also fun, An Yi hurriedly served it in a bowl, and then took out the soy sauce from my kitchen and poured it inside, stirred well, and brought it to the table with two small bowls: "Come, while it's hot, I'll also eat lunch by the way." ”

"What time is it?" I sat at the table and breathed, without waiting for her to reply, I took out my mobile phone and looked at it, the time was more than 2:20 in the afternoon, and I was thinking about whether to simply go to the police station and let Tang Mu send me directly to Qingcheng Mountain, when I was about to say goodbye, the door was suddenly knocked on the door.

"You eat, I'll open the door." An Yi put down the chopsticks and bowls in her hand and got up, apparently preparing to give Tang Mu a few more words in person, so she ran to open the door.

As soon as the door opened, Meng Tiantian rushed in!

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