Chapter 9: Handjob
Chapter 9: Handjob
"What the fuck are you doing in a daze, run!" I yelled. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ Info looked at the fat man and didn't react, grabbing his shoulders and shaking him wildly. Lao Tzu can die anywhere, but he must not die here and become the ration of these monsters.
The fat man reacted, and with a steering wheel, the car sprang out again.
Well, for the first few minutes, there was only one monster chasing us. Now they all have two fucking palms so much.
"How the fuck can there be such a monster!" The fat man yelled.
He Tao opened the mobile phone navigation unhurriedly. Glancing at it, he pointed to our upper right: "There is an abandoned oil field fifty kilometers in this direction, drive there." After speaking, he picked up the walkie-talkie and gave orders to each vehicle: "This is car No. 2, and there is an abandoned oil field fifty kilometers to the northwest." Assemble there. After speaking, He Tao paused: "I'm being chased by monsters right now." If you get there firstβ"
Before He Tao finished speaking, Jie's voice came: "Understood! I'll let them go to God. β
He Tao was slightly stunned, and opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something more. But after thinking about it, he finally put down the walkie-talkie and motioned for the fat man to drive faster.
The monster behind us followed us closely. They can't be described as running anymore. A few legs sticking out from under the huge abdomen quickly paddled rapidly, making the seemingly clumsy huge body feel a little like swimming in the desert.
This thing looks familiar. My heart said. I always feel like I've seen these monsters somewhere, but I can't remember them for a while. And when these monsters ran after us, they actually used a backward way. That is, they are now running with their butts against us. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to see their legs so clearly.
"Hey, have you seen this monster somewhere?" I asked.
The fat man glanced at me in the rearview mirror: "Fat man, I don't have this impression." β
He Tao also shook his head and said that he had not seen it.
I took a breath and said to myself, could it be that I dreamed of it when I was dreaming? But it's not impossible. Sometimes I have too many dreams, and I can't tell the difference between the dream and me. Isn't there an idiom called Zhuang Zhou Mengdie, which is talking about this state.
"Lion ant." Lan said.
"Lion ants?" I was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked, "What is it?" "As soon as the words came out, I reacted.
The lion ant is a kind of insect that is several times larger than ordinary ants. However, although it is called a lion ant, I don't know if it is a type of ant. This type of lion ant is more common in some dilapidated old houses, especially mud brick houses. They like to dig a small conical pit in a pile of soft sand and then lay themselves under the sand at the very bottom of the pit. As long as a small insect similar to an ant accidentally falls inside, the lion ant will crawl out and eat the small insect with its large jaws. But the lion ants I've seen, no matter how big they are, are only as big as a pinky fingernail. Why is it that the lion ants that are chasing us all the way are so big now? The fuck is catching up with elephants, isn't it? Damn, what do they usually eat? It can't be an ant, right? Since it's not an ant, it's only a large creature.
It's a big groove, is there a mistake about this? We've just entered the desert, and no one told us about this horror here before we entered the desert. But fortunately, I remember when I used to catch lion ants when I was a child, the lion ants had the softest belly except for the pair of jaws on its head, which were a little harder. If we had a gun now......
I patted He Tao: "Hey, do you have a gun?" β
"Guns?" He Tao was stunned for a moment, took out a pistol and handed it to me: "I thought this thing would be used when I went down, so I put it in another car." Now there's only one handful. β
I took the pistol and looked at it. Black, heavy. The crosshairs of the two-point line are also coated with a fluorescent substance, which can be used to aim at night.
"Why isn't it a desert eagle?" I raised my face and asked He Tao. I'm sorry, but the pistol buddy only knows the Desert Eagle.
He Tao rolled his eyes: "Less nonsense, the effective killing range is fifty meters." As for whether you can kill them, you can do it yourself. β
I let out an "oh" and tapped the fat man on the shoulder again. The fat man replied what he was doing, and I asked him if he had brought some equipment or anything with him this time. Like what...... Artillery battles?
The fat man said "oh": "That thing children will wet the bed at night when they play." You don't play. β
"This fucking is almost licking the ass, less nonsense, bring it here!" I said that I was going to touch the fat man's waist.
The fat man didn't pay attention, and he was squeaked by me. Suddenly, as soon as the hand was loosened, the car immediately took on a serpentine shape.
"You're fucking dead!?" The fat man shouted.
"If the fuck catches up, we're all going to die!" I yelled too.
The fat man couldn't resist me, so he pulled out an object with one free hand and threw it at me: "There are five seconds to detonate after pressing the switch." β
I didn't say anything to the fat man after I caught it, opened the window and stuck my head out to look at the lion ants following behind me, then poked out most of my upper body, took the pistol and started shooting.
Don't look at the movie where those people shoot with pistols. Anyone who has actually used it knows that although the recoil of a pistol is much lower than that of a rifle or the like. But the impact of the bullet at the moment of explosion and that and that cannot be underestimated. Especially if you still have a gun in one hand.
I regretted it when I fired the first shot. This should be fucking done by He Tao. It was so shocked by the first shot that I could barely lift my hand. What's next?
No matter what, go straight to the heavy weapon. My heart said. Then he didn't care whether the shot just hit or not, he retracted and threw the gun to He Tao again. Then he picked up the fat man's explosives, pressed the switch, and threw them out.
With a "boom", the power of the explosives instantly overturned a lion ant. And I also saw that the lion ant that was swept away seemed to have a leg blown off.
"Yo, the pistol didn't shoot well, but this gun shot was okay." The fat man also seemed to see the blown up lion ant in the rearview mirror, and smacked his mouth.
"Fuck you, Lao Tzu pistol ......" thought about it, as if something was wrong. I turned my head to look at Lan and saw that Lan was also looking at me at this time.
The atmosphere was a bit awkward.
"What, I...... No handjob. I laughed dryly. (To be continued.) )