Chapter Twenty-Seven: Drag Racing
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When Lu Ming was innocently thrown around by the car, the wife in front seemed to see him wake up, looked back at him, said hello to him, turned her face and stopped caring about him without saying a word, and started racing again.
Lu Ming could see the excitement in his wife's eyes, it was rare to drive a car, and even his husband was left behind.
And the master craftsman, who was also sitting in the front row, also moved his head slightly, glanced at him, and seemed to ignore his injury, which made Lu Ming very unhappy.
The big dog has told me about you and me in the future, and your attitude towards me now is really good? Don't regret it in the future, right?
Lu Ming looked at the back of the master craftsman, thinking about their problem unpleasantly, at this time, there was a sudden 'snap' sound, because of the violent shaking in the car, Lu Ming's head was knocked on the window.
"Ellie, you're almost enough, don't be like this, I've just passed out and woken up, and you're going to drag race, is this really good? If it continues, this time it's really going to be unsober. ”
Lu Ming covered his head and said a little painfully, it doesn't matter if it hurts when he touches his head, but the feeling of dizziness in his wife's car is really not something that people can bear, even the demon king can't stand the drag racing, how exciting this car is.
"Ah, sorry, sorry."
Mrs. agreed in the driver's seat, and when Lu Ming heard it, he knew that his wife didn't take his words to heart, or that his wife was still immersed in the joy of drag racing at the moment, and she didn't hear what Lu Ming was saying at all.
"Alas......"
At this moment, Lu Ming could only shake his head helplessly, sighed, and continued to shake.
On the other side, Joan of Arc, who had been looking at his master and wanted to speak, finally couldn't help but speak at this time:
"Master, calm down, but I didn't expect it, is this a drag race, Mrs. Ellie is quite powerful."
Lu Ming was still confused in his head at the moment, he was knocked unconscious and just woke up, and when he woke up, he met his wife drag racing, and he felt that there was nothing worse than today, how could he still be in the mood to listen carefully to what Joan of Arc said?
So he waved his hand and casually answered Joan of Arc's words, and this time, the holy woman beside him began to talk to herself:
"Isn't this the drag racing technique that people on the Internet call to use the gutter to turn corners? Well, this straight line is going to be magnet:?xt=urn:btih:WCJX3P5C5HZT26SKSHMWTD7WJW4LPM3Y, oh, this curve is magnet:?xt=urn:btih:00c980e436758faaeba825766ff73ed7a8f9bd04. ”
"Wait, wait, what did Joan of Arc say again?! It's okay to play white and thin, and now you can drag race again? ”
Here Lu Ming just felt better, and when he was holding his forehead and about to rest against the backrest for a while, after the saint's words were finished, suddenly two pieces of code flashed through his ears, making him immediately bounce up from the seat again.
"You usually browse some things at home, and as a girl, you can't watch Korean dramas or anything! Do you know what you're talking about......"
As he spoke, Lu Ming saw the innocent and curious gaze of the Holy Maiden, and he couldn't help but lie on the chair weakly.
Forget it, Joan of Arc doesn't seem to know what the code is all about, and he is embarrassed to explain it in the face of such Joan of Arc.
Well, in fact, it's good that she doesn't know, so let her continue to be pure, after all, it's a saint, in case she knows what she just said, I don't know if she will stay here without a face and want to jump out of the car or something.
"Forget it, it's actually nothing, just remember to browse less messy things in the future."
Lu Ming shook his head and sat on the seat, facing Joan of Arc who was looking at him, he said that there was nothing and asked her not to think about it.
After hearing this, the saint nodded a little strangely, although she didn't know what the master meant, even racing a car was a mess, but she still nodded and agreed to Lu Ming's request, if she didn't look around, she wouldn't look at it randomly, as long as she could play with white and thin, she would be satisfied.
Well, really obedient.
Lu Ming glanced at the holy woman who promised him next to him, nodded with satisfaction, and felt that it was good that she didn't continue to ask, and there was a simple benefit, that is, she couldn't understand what the dirty things she wanted to say just now were, and she wouldn't ask indiscriminately.
So, Lu Ming, who felt as if he had escaped and didn't need to discuss the topic of seeds with the saint, lay down on the seat of the car and was about to sleep for a while, but at this time, he suddenly found a mechanical sound, which lifted Lu Ming's heart that had been put down again.
"A video code has been detected and the system will automatically play it for you."
retarded?
Lu Ming stared at the demon king system in front of him with wide eyes, and the demon king system that he 'jumped' out of for the first time scared him dumbfounded, when did this thing learn to pop out on its own? Is there still a pop-up function?
Anyway, before he could react, he saw that the system panel seemed to have really searched for the video seed, and with a speed of nG per second, it cleared the progress bar.
This sound is exactly the same as Thunderbolt download.
The first thing that came to his mind was such a complaint.
Then, he realized that he had something to do, and hurriedly reached out and pointed at his demon king system, wanting to cover up the system's crimes.
But in the next second, the moment his fingers just touched the system panel, a clear, gripping sound that seemed to have a hundred turns and a thousand echoes made his fingers completely freeze.
At this moment, Lu Ming, who looked at the two people entangled on the screen, felt that his fingers seemed to be thousands of feet away from the red X button on the screen.
At this moment, the saint beside her looked at the familiar code in the screen window, but the unfamiliar video, and the dirty actions in the video, seemed to understand something, and her face turned pale.
At this moment, behind the wife, there seemed to be an invisible black shadow, which diffused an ominous aura throughout the car.
"You guys, what are you secretly looking at behind the car~? Do you want to die once and see? ”
The devil's voice sounded in everyone's ears, and the wife's expression was kind, and the corners of her mouth narrowed a dangerous arc, as if she was really angry this time.
Think about it, whose wife finds out that her husband secretly hides behind the car with other women while she is driving, and plays such an exciting thing as peeking at a passion video together, it will be dark, right?
The master turned his head to look out of the car, pretending not to notice what was happening behind the car.
As for the saintess, her face had long since turned red to the root of her ears because of this unsightly video, and she was preferring her head, and her mouth was shouting something from just now.
That's the holy woman's confession to God.
Lu Ming thinks so. (To be continued.) )