Chapter 177: Masturbation
Everyone is happy to eat a skewer, even the owner of the skewer stall is very happy, only buddies are not happy, I am not happy because these people have eaten me at least a thousand yuan, a thousand yuan of skewers, how much does that have to be? Don't believe it, there are mainly two leaders in eating skewers, one is the bell, and the other is Yang Maniac, these two goods are almost strung to the air, although the boss is happy, but his wrist is about to be tired.
Some people say that wine is character, this is really true, Yang madman is simply no taste, everyone drank two cases of beer, one box was drunk by Yang madman, drank it, drank big, drank big The consequence of drinking big is not to pretend to be reserved, first bragging to us, saying that he was weak when he was a child, often encountered evil, was rescued by a scholar of Maoshan, let him enter the Taomen, otherwise he would not live to be ten years old, and entered the Maoshan Mountain Gate at the age of eight, and followed the master to learn the Tao......
Talking and crying, began to remember the bitterness, what to climb in the middle of the night to be a Taoist boy, but also have to practice the art of talismans, once I really couldn't stand it and wanted to go down the mountain to be caught by the master, a good beating...... After remembering the bitterness, he began to brag again, saying that he had learned the art of talisman at the age of twenty-five, and he had an opponent......
After that, he grabbed the hand of the stall owner and told him that it was better to change his profession to do it less, otherwise he would go to volcanic hell after he died, and he would inevitably be burned and roasted...... said that the stall owner almost didn't beat him, and the bell drank too much, first asked Murong Chun if there was any way to lose weight, and then fought with Yang Maniac, and finally made a bold statement, when she lost weight successfully, she would pounce on the Korean puppet, and ...... Chinese small fresh meat.
Kou Zhen also drank too much, and boasted with Yang Maniac, he had nothing to brag about, bragging about his ancestors, saying that his ancestors founded the Northern Heavenly Master Dao back then, how to be awesome, except for the Zhang family of Longhu Mountain, the only one who dares to call the Heavenly Master is his Kou family......
The buddy didn't drink much, and he didn't eat much, mainly because he was distressed, Murong Chun was very reserved, even if he ate mutton skewers, he could eat with grace, drinking beer was like drinking red wine, taking a small sip, always with a smile on his face, Ruan Han is a good person, after holding this, holding that, no matter who it is, it can't be good with him, I can't wait to dig out my heart and lungs.
Wu Yu didn't drink much, a little distracted, like me, became an audience and an audience, six people basically sang three of them, and the remaining three were listeners and audiences, and they ate until more than ten o'clock, and they were still unsatisfied, buddies couldn't help it, and they didn't have to do anything at night if they ate it again, and I was even more afraid that these goods would eat the skewers in a hurry.
After settling the account, Wu Yu and Ruan Han helped the inhumane Yang Maniac back to the eternal classics, Murong Chun and I took care of Ling and Kou Zhen, and after sending them back, my buddy was greatly relieved and said to Murong Chun: "After drinking, can I still drive?" ”
"It's okay, I took a hangover pill before drinking, and I didn't drink much, even if I drank two or three catties, I wouldn't get drunk."
Taoist doctors are awesome, drinking with cheating attributes, taking Murong Chun back to the classics, Ruan Han and Wu Yu were waiting for us in the courtyard, seeing me come back, Ruan Han smiled and said: "My master is asleep, it's okay, he is making trouble in the province, you three go to help Qin Xiaonuo, I'll come to see the house, call me in time if there's anything." ”
"Brother Ruan, I really have something to ask you, your crazy master has put the hanged ghost in the iron ball, and when we are done, please release the hanged ghost."
"Cheng, leave this matter to me, you are busy with your business."
I looked at my phone, it was almost eleven o'clock, I went back to the house and took my satchel, got into Murong Chun's car with Wu Yu, and went directly to the community where Qin Xiaonuo and his wife were, there are not many pedestrians on the road at this point, but the whole city is not quiet, the traffic on the road is like a tide, the lights of high-rise buildings are at least half on, the buddy drank two bottles of beer, a little dizzy, sitting in the car and listening to a song played by Murong Chun.
I'm going to fly higher, fly higher...... Although half of the country has been criticized, this song still sings a lot of slings, why don't you want to fly higher? I studied hard from childhood to adulthood, but I didn't expect to go to a third-rate university, and after graduation, my resume was thrown out with ten pounds, and finally I found a job to watch the door.
Fuck it, I'm also involved in the overall situation related to the life and death of countless warlocks, and I can't get out, in fact, my ambition is very simple, I just want to live an ordinary life, go to work honestly, honestly take out a loan to buy a house, and honestly find a girlfriend...... The reality made me have to deal with metaphysics, and I had to experience some excitement that ordinary people can't experience in their lifetime.
I guess, that's fate! The buddy sighed helplessly, and Murong Chun drove the car and didn't reply to me: "Xue Wei, Jiang Lan has recovered her yin body, and she is also very weak, and she can't walk on Huangquan Road, have you thought about it, what should I do after curing her?" ”
"I thought about it, and gave the rope of the hanged ghost to Qin Xiaonuo's animal head teacher, which overtook the poor mother and daughter."
"Then you should think about how to use it now, and it is best to send Jiang Lan's mother and daughter directly to Xudu."
"Ordinary methods don't work, I think it's better to build a yin bridge, although it's troublesome, but the insurance ......"
After saying a few words to Murong Chun, the stuffiness in his chest went away a lot, buddy is sometimes too emotional, he reined in his mind, prepared the yellow talisman, and turned off his mobile phone, for fear that the nightmare would call his buddy again, everything was done, and the carriage was silent again, I suddenly remembered Wu Yu's Taoist certificate, and asked, "Wu Yu, how did you get the Taoist certificate?" Are there any requirements? ”
"Issued by the Taoist Association, it's useless, it's just to fool people, my Taoist certificate is Maoshan unified office, Taoist certificate is not common in all provinces, and the Taoist certificate of a city or province is generally used locally, as long as you leave the Taoist temple, then religious activities are not necessarily protected by law, and they are not published on the Internet, you can find a testimony to do a fake one."
My buddy pondered that he would also get a Taoist certificate in the future, at least it would be more convenient to do something, and it would be more perfect if he made another Taoist robe...... Thinking wildly, he arrived at the community, there was also no parking space, Murong Chun parked the car on the side of the road, the three of us got out of the car and came directly to room 101, Wu Yu took out the key to open the door, just opened the door, and before he could go in, the door on the opposite side opened, and the man who called the pillar poked his head out and greeted: "A few people, can you finish the matter today?" If I could, I would have rented out the house earlier, you don't know, the house has been empty for a few months, and the loss is really ......"
Ya was originally a chatter, after seeing Murong Chun's eyes straightened, he almost didn't leave a halazi, and his mouth was endless, the buddy was really a little impatient, and said to him in a deep voice: "The ghosts of Jiang Lan's mother and son are coming, we are going to accept them today, the ghosts who died unjustly are all powerful ghosts, and there will be a vicious fight at that time, if you are not afraid, you will enter the house with us, but when the time comes, I will collide with you and be entangled, don't blame me for not reminding you." ”
As soon as he said the evil ghost, the pillar was intimidated, shrank his head, and said to us: "You are busy, you are busy, I won't bother, when I am done, I will invite you to eat skewers when I turn around!" ”
Fuck, I'm most annoyed by others now saying to eat skewers, a skewer ate more than a thousand yuan, buddies have a psychological shadow, which pot is really not opened, I stand my eyes, the pillar shrinks his head to close the door, I don't bother to take care of him anymore, just about to enter the house, the pillar poked his head out again, and said to us timidly: "I forgot to say, I have a black dog in my house, and you want to use the blood of the black dog to speak......"
Get in the door, buddy! The sound slammed the door shut, and they were all angry with the pillars, but Murong Chun had a serious face and said, "Get ready, Jiang Lan and Qin Xiaonuo should come back." ”
Wu Yu and I immediately divided our work, moved the desk by the window to the middle of the living room, spread yellow cloth, placed incense and candle offerings, lit five incense sticks of different colors, and placed the paper figure made of five elements of wood in the middle of the offering table, Murong Chun took out a bag of white medicine powder from the medicine box, sprinkled a circle from left to right, and then took out a bag of black medicine powder, sprinkled half a circle, forming a Taiji diagram, but left an entrance at the door.
Everything is ready, just waiting for Jiang Lan's mother and son, tonight's moonlight is also very good, the three of us each stood aside, stood in the position of Sancai, waited for more than ten minutes, Jiang Lan's mother and son have not yet come, buddy is a little anxious, secretly wondering if Jiang Lan's mother and daughter have an accident? I took out my phone and looked at it, and it was almost a little bit.
"Murong Chun, Jiang Lan's mother and daughter haven't come yet, there won't be any accidents, right? Jiang Lanyin's body is too weak, will she not be able to stand the breath of heaven and earth? ”
Murong Chun shook his head and said: "Jiang Lan only has a wisp of remnant soul left, and the rest is all obsession, Xue Wei, obsession is the most difficult to let go, and it is also the most difficult to eliminate, as long as Jiang Lan's obsession is still there, it will always exist, don't worry, they will definitely come, be more patient, and wait." ”
Murong Chun is about the same age as me, but there is a convincing steadiness in his body, when others say such things, I will think it is perfunctory, but when she says it, I believe that since Murong Chun said that it is okay, then continue to wait, I was patient and cranky, and after more than ten minutes, I felt that the temperature in the room suddenly dropped, and the yin qi came from outside the door, and I couldn't help but feel refreshed, here!
A faint shadow came through the door, under the moonlight, the shadow was more like an image, Jiang Lan entered the house in a daze, beside her was the crying Qin Xiaonuo, Jiang Lan entered the Tai Chi circle directly from the entrance, Qin Xiaonuo also wanted to follow in, I blocked it with a yellow charm, and whispered to her: "We are treating your mother, are you standing next to my brother and watching, okay?" ”
Qin Xiaonuo was quite sensible, nodded at me with tears in his eyes, Murong Chun saw Jiang Lan enter the Tai Chi circle, the medicinal powder in his hand was lightly sprinkled at the entrance, the Tai Chi circle was closed in its entirety, and he quickly walked to the side of the offering table, took out an antique copper bell from the medicine box, and shook it gently at Jiang Lan: "Bell!" A crisp sound alarmed Jiang Lan, and she raised her head in confusion and looked at the offering table.
I'm going to the hospital to accompany the bed this week, temporarily one shift a day, after a few days, resume double shifts, and say sorry to everyone. (To be continued.) )