We divided the people into three groups, the first group was the one who was only remembered by the mandrills, and this group was delirious and directly tied with ropes; the second group are those who have no mind at all, that is, the mandrill is not on the body for the time being, or they are tied to chairs and thrown into the house; The third group is pretending to be a mandrill on his body, pretending to be an adult, this gang of old Liu is not ambiguous, and directly shouted out and used rune paper to paste the door of the head to call it a day, and then the whole thing was taken to the morgue next to it. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

I didn't dare to let others know about this matter, so I drove other people away before I came here, and only Professor Sun took the little pig Xu Fatzi to help with the side. Professor Sun's little pig knows a little bit, how to tell how to get it is not nonsense, Xu Fatzi has also learned well after so many times, and he has nothing to say about the side hand, but it saves us a lot of words.

Lao Liu took out a string of copper coins from the pocket behind his buttocks: "What, Enron, you keep an eye on me here, in case you meet a particularly powerful guy who can see some clues and want to run, you can look outside and don't let you run - don't you have a trick in your nine-character mantra that can deal with mountain spirits and wild monsters, smash it on your head, wait for me to finish and help you get it!" ”

After the order, this guy went directly to the morgue, I didn't have much effort to wait here, and nothing bad happened, Professor Sun had already come out and shouted, let the doctors and nurses come to take these vegetative people to the hospital to raise, Liu Biyun came out with a string of copper coins, and raised his hand at me with a proud face: "Okay, I've already dealt with these things, but it's not bother--then it depends on when those things come." ”

"Who knows?" I sat on the steps outside and stared at the sky in a bored daze, and the little pig and Xu Fatzi next to me were also idle and looking at the ants: "I just ask this grandson to be early... Lao Liu, it's past six o'clock now, what if these things come late, I said are we busy and have our stomachs solved? ”

"Eat? That's good! To be honest, I'm too hungry to do it, I'll come back to Guangyuan here, you can look at the arrangement," Lao Liu's interest came up instantly: "We can't go, pack, just pack it and come back to eat......" "Oh, I'm familiar with this!" Xu Fatzi immediately jumped up: "Okay, this is my place, don't worry about it, just wait, I'll go out and pack it for the big guy - I guarantee that they are all famous restaurants in our Guangyuan, and not locals can't find them at all." ”

"Little Pig help me," I nodded, "Then it's up to you for us to eat—by the way, Wang Yue is also in the ward, and I will call him down by the way!" ”

The fat man and the little pig's fart went outside to pack up, and Lao Liu and I sat outside the house with big eyes, waiting for these two boys to come back with a desire to give me two tooth sacrifices, but the matter was not as simple as we thought, and the two of them walked for less than ten minutes before the old man's call came, and it sounded like someone was surrounding the house:

"Hey, Enron, something happened, something happened, you hurry up!"

"How do you say that, you arranged for the patient to go back and caused trouble? Who, isn't it Li Junjie's grandson who stumbled you? When I heard this, I got angry: "You always be careful, don't be hard-topped, I'll come right away." ”

I was also anxious when I heard that something happened to Old Man Sun, so I said hello to Lao Liu and ran upstairs, and the phone didn't hang up on the way, and by the way, I figured out the problem: It's easy to say, in fact, some family members are not very happy to bring the patient back for treatment this time, saying that it has been cured, why do you fry the meat back in the pot, Professor Sun and the fat man Xu Hao said that they brought it here, but now they are in a vegetative state, hey, this is not to follow......

When I went up, the desk had been completely blown up, and the doctors and nurses on duty were surrounded by more than a dozen patients' families, crying and making trouble, crying and scolding, and some even threw their hands away, throwing the patients directly into the hospital.

There are also reasonable people in this, saying that although the original person is from his own family, he is different from the person he is familiar with, completely different, and the cure is exactly the same as not being cured, but there are many people who can't stand it, and their words and words are not of much effect.

I understood what was going on in less than three minutes, and roughly speaking, there were actually two mindsets:

The first is troublesome, originally people can still move their own food, drink and Lazar, even if they can't make money, it's not a 100% burden, but now it's good, not only do you have no income, but you also have to be accompanied by someone, so the cost can be two concepts in an instant, and you want to rely on this trouble to transfer all the costs to the hospital;

The second is to know that something is wrong with people, they don't want money, the purpose is to make their husbands, husbands, sons... When I came back, I had to save people, so I put all the pressure on the hospital.

It's a pity, no matter what happens to these two people, it's all the same anyway, and it has to be solved to give people a way to live.

I didn't attract anyone's attention at all, anyway, who should I do, no one paid attention to me, and the police were about to be called, Professor Sun and the doctor were so anxious that they stomped their feet - I thought about it, and simply appeared as a hospital leader, cleared my throat and shouted first:

"Everyone, be quiet, be quiet!"

This voice was so loud that everyone looked at me, and all the people who were crying and making noise stopped.

I looked around and said lightly: "Everyone, our hospital already knows about this matter, and now we are in a meeting to discuss the treatment plan, please don't be in a hurry, give us some time..."

Before he finished speaking, he made a fuss, "What are you talking about, aren't your family in a hurry like this?" I see that you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, and you think of us for something - I don't care how you heal the disease, but now that people are like this, you have to give us an explanation to make sense......"

He took the lead and the others also whined and scummed, and the cemetery immediately became a slaughterhouse, although it was only a few words, but his purpose was also ready to come out: "No matter what, you have to pay now!" ”

This is rushing for money!

My purpose now is very simple, just to fool these people into the past, and as for Ming'er, I really can't ask the criminal investigation team to help - in any case, we have a clear conscience in this matter, if they really think that this is an opportunity to make money, then it is no wonder that I have come up with some tricks.

Of course, I use a slightly better trick than the next three indiscriminately.

In the face of a group of scolding and scolding masters, my face changed instantly, and I suddenly slapped the table without anyone noticing, and shouted in a deep voice: "Shut up! If you don't tell me the truth, you really take this truth as a joke, right? Listen to me, buddy, and tell you the truth now! ”

Maybe it was because I slapped the table loudly, or maybe it was because my face became really scary, so the room was immediately clean again, including the doctor and Professor Sun, all of them were stunned!

I slowly paced past the patient's family, my face black as if I was about to bite, and everyone looked like they were ready to mouth, and when I walked to the doctor and Professor Sun, I slapped my hand on their shoulders and squeezed their eyes, but when I turned around, I changed my face to frighten people to death.

"I'll tell you the truth, your family is now infected with the epidemic disease that is extremely prevalent in African wildlife, and Ebola knows it, right? This is his mutant, commonly known as the Ebola zombie virus! Now the provincial market has attached great importance to this disease, let us do the experiment within 8 hours, and now the buddy is busy with this - okay, if you want to make trouble, continue to make trouble, and we can't get the results tomorrow morning, no two words, all of you have to be quarantined, and you can't get a penny...... Love whoever you love, wait until you're all locked up, buddy, and then slowly do experiments, anyway, whoever suffers at that time knows, it's my! ”

"Ebola zombie virus?" The family members were all dumbfounded, some of them were even white-faced, and the brushes were almost as gray as the walls.

This is the benefit of the information age, everyone has heard of anything, but as long as you are not a professional, you don't understand anything, and you can fool people by saying anything......

After this idea came out, these grandchildren were a little scratched, and I added another fire: "It's just right, since you are all here, don't leave, our hospital has its own guest house, please stay here for a night, and the results will be out tomorrow morning in a short time...... Hey, what are you doing here, guys? ”

Before he finished speaking, first of all, a relative who was not very important spoke, saying that he was just coming to visit the sick by the way, and slipped out as he spoke, and no one in this area wanted to keep it, and he withdrew one after another - three minutes ago, he said that he was the one who was his own brother and made trouble, but now he turned his face and became a cousin, and his talking skills were gone.

As for Professor Sun and the doctors and nurses, their eyes are all straight!

It's a shame that there are no brains in this, so I can fool everyone out smoothly, and as for tomorrow's affairs, I have to talk about it tomorrow - I can't lie when the time comes, I will all push Lao Liu, this girl has a bad stomach and is more alive than me, how can I have a trick!

At this time, Lao Liu's phone came, saying that the fat man had packed the food back and asked me to go down to eat, by the way, I asked how the above things were, I had to go down with Professor Lasun, and all the aftermath was handed over to the doctor.

When I went back below and saw that there was no one, Professor Sun and I were looking left and right when the morgue probe next to me came out, Lao Liu beckoned and shouted: "Hey, here, here, here!" ”

When the two of us arrived at the door of the room, we found that the stainless steel bed where the morgue usually rests the corpse was moved to the middle, with a circle of chairs on the side, and a few large plastic boxes in the middle of the vegetables, such as farmhouse firewood turkey, kelp stewed pork knuckles, steamed fish, etc., which were so rich that they were a mess, and they felt quite special......

It's the first time I've eaten in a morgue, and it's even more unprecedented on the stainless steel table where the corpses are kept!

Don't say it, it tastes so good! (To be continued.) )