Chapter 3: Funny Ah Xing (Middle)
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Ah Xing hesitated for a moment, thinking that what Wang Bo said was right, as the so-called relying on parents at home and relying on friends when going out. He and Wang Bo are fellow villagers, and no matter who encounters difficulties, they should help each other. He smiled embarrassedly and said, "Then, I'll trouble you, Brother Wang." ”
Wang Bo waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's nothing, help each other, help each other!" Come, show me your third uncle's address! ”
Ah Xing hurriedly took out a well-folded piece of paper from his pocket, unfolded it and handed it to Wang Bo. Wang Bo took a look and saw a very vague font written on the paper: 85 Dundas Street, Mongkok, Kowloon, Jade Garden Building Phase 2...... There are four words in the back, which have become blurry because they are wet with Ah Xing's sweat, and they can't be seen clearly.
None of that's the point, though. Anyway, Wang Bo knew that even if he didn't appear, Ah Xing would find his third uncle with his cleverness, and he was just using this to get closer to Ah Xing.
After Wang Bo read it, he returned the paper to Ah Xing and said with a smile: "Ah Xing, your third uncle's address is exactly the same as the place I'm going." Let's go! ”
Ah Xing said gratefully: "Then thank you, Brother Wang!" ”
Wang Bo smiled, then walked to the side of the road and stretched out his hand to stop a taxi, and after helping Ah Xing put his luggage away, the two sat in the car, Wang Bo said: "Master, please go to the second phase of the Jade Garden Building." In the past few days in Xiangjiang, Wang Bo has traveled back and forth between his residence and the station many times, and he already knows how to deal with taxi drivers in Xiangjiang, as long as he says the name of a place or building, the taxi driver will send people to their destination.
After a short time, the taxi stopped in front of a building. Wang Bo got out of the car and helped Ah Xing lift his luggage out of the back compartment, and then pointed to the building on the side and said, "Ah Xing, look, this is the second phase of the Cuiyuan Building written in your address." ”
Ah Xing looked up and saw six big characters written on the door of the building, "Cuiyuan Phase 2 Building", he was overjoyed, and said to Wang Bo with gratitude: "Brother Wang, thank you for sending me here, otherwise I don't know where to go if I don't know where to go." ”
Wang Bo smiled: "You're welcome, everyone is a fellow villager, and it is very appropriate to help each other." ”
Immediately, Ah Xing snorted a few times in his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, and finally mustered up the courage to say: "Brother Wang, you specially sent me a trip, I don't know how to thank you, why don't you go to my third uncle for a cup of tea?" ”
Wang Bo smiled in his heart, isn't this exactly what he wants, how to get closer to the relationship between the two without more contact! He pretended to be embarrassed and said, "This ...... Not so embarrassing, right? ”
Ah Xing hurriedly said: "No, no, my third uncle is very hospitable, if he knows that you specially sent me over, he will definitely thank you!" ”
Wang Bo pretended to think for a while, and then smiled: "Okay! Then you're welcome! ”
After paying for the car, he and Ah Xing came to the iron gate of the Jade Garden Phase 2 building. At the same time, Wang Bo also saw a young man standing in front of the walkie-talkie in the building and saying: "You have to believe me, I really started working overtime last night......
A male voice on the walkie-talkie said coquettishly: "I don't believe it, I don't believe it, you must be going to be romantic......"
Hearing this shrill and delicate man's voice, Wang Bo only felt goosebumps all over his body, and couldn't help but shiver. He knew the plot of the movie, this was a conversation between a pair of good friends between men and men, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "Sure enough, a man or something is true love!" ”
Ah Xing looked left and right, and muttered: "It's seven o'clock now, why don't these Xiangjiang people get up to work......
When Wang Bo heard this, he couldn't help but laugh for a while, but he didn't want to explain to Ah Xing, after all, the situation in the mainland and Xiangjiang is indeed different now, and the people in the two places accept different concepts, but they will gradually get better in the future.
Ah Xing looked upstairs again and said, "Brother Wang, you wait here first!" The address I wrote was spent, and some words were not readable clearly, so I don't know what floor my third uncle lives on? With that, he took a few steps back, looked up at the floor of the building again, looked distressed, and then said to himself, "Instead of shouting floor by floor, I should stand downstairs and shout!" Maybe the third uncle will come down to pick us up soon when he hears my cry! ”
Wang Bo heard Ah Xing's muttering and was about to stop him, but Ah Xing had already stepped aside, crossed his hands on his hips, and shouted in a strange voice: "Three...... Uncle! ”
Before the shouting stopped, people kept scolding upstairs of the building: "It's noisy! Which soul is so noisy and noisy! "Then there was a huge pile of garbage thrown down from the upper floor.
Ah Xing hurriedly ran back, smiled awkwardly at Wang Bo, and said: "Hehe, Xiangjiang people really don't know how to be polite, littering everywhere, what if you hit a child, even if you don't hit a child, it's not good to hit flowers and plants!" ”
When Wang Bo heard this, he couldn't help but be amused and angry when he looked at Ah Xing, he was speechless at Ah Xing's nonsense and funny.
Seeing Wang Bo looking at him, Ah Xing thought that Wang Bo was impatient, so he hurriedly said, "Brother Wang, if you wait, I will be able to find my third uncle soon!" As he spoke, he leaned closer to the young man standing in front of the walkie-talkie in the building.
I heard the young man continue to explain into the walkie-talkie: "Johnny, what do you want me to do before you open the door?" ”
On the intercom: "Unless, you say I love you ten times, I will open the door!" ”
The young man said helplessly, "Okay, okay...... I love you, I love you, I love you, I ......" Suddenly he noticed someone approaching, he glanced at Ah Xing, and then continued in a low voice: "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love ......"
At this time, Ah Xing stood directly next to the young man and stared at the young man, he was very curious, why did this young man say I love you to a walkie-talkie?
The young man was a little embarrassed by Ah Xing's strange eyes, "I...... I ......" several times I wanted to say "I love you" but couldn't say the three words. But he had to say in order to open the door for his good friend, he hesitated slightly, suddenly approached, covered the walkie-talkie with both hands and shouted quickly: "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you......"
But when he heard the sound of "Tara", the iron door that had been closed suddenly opened, and the young man turned around suddenly, and with a whoosh, he flew in through the open iron door, and at the same time closed the iron door by the way.
Ah Xing reacted at this time, and hurriedly said: "Hey, wait, wait, please, wait......" But when he approached the iron gate with his luggage, the iron door was already closed.
Ah Xing pulled the iron door helplessly and angrily, shook his head, and scolded in a low voice: "Selfish ghost! Then he turned his head and smiled awkwardly at Wang Bo, and said, "Brother Wang, please wait a little longer, it'll be fine right away!" ”
Saying that, he walked to the walkie-talkie with his luggage, first tidied up his tie, then stroked his hair with his hand, tidied up his appearance, and then said affectionately to the walkie-talkie: "I love you, I love you......"
Although Wang Bo has seen this scene countless times in the movie, and every time he sees it, he can't help laughing again and again, but now, when he saw Ah Xing saying "I love you" affectionately on the walkie-talkie, he still couldn't hold back the smile from the heart.
"Flutter!"
He hurriedly covered his mouth, but fortunately, Ah Xing was concentrating on calling "I love you" affectionately into the walkie-talkie, so he didn't notice Wang Bo's laughter on the side.
Wang Bo held back a smile desperately, and sighed in his heart: "Sure enough, he is worthy of being a star master!" Who else can I do with this nonsensical funny skill! ”
At this moment, a grandmother who went out for morning exercise came back, this grandmother walked to the iron door with a wooden sword in her hand, first glanced at Wang Bo and A Xing suspiciously, and then took out a key, and was about to open the door, but heard A Xing shouting louder and louder: "I love you, I love you, I love you......" The voice was full of emotion, as if the walkie-talkie was really Ah Xing's lover.
Grandma was shocked, thinking that she had encountered a nervous disorder, and in a panic, she hurriedly twisted the key, wanting to open the iron door as soon as possible.
At this moment, Ah Xing suddenly raised his voice and shouted, "I love you!" ”
Grandma screamed, twisted the key hard, "Tara", the iron door finally opened, she was like a frightened rabbit, quickly opened the iron door and flew in.
Ah Xing looked back and saw that the iron door had opened, and he quickly collapsed to block the iron door that was about to be closed. Because he was calling "I love you" affectionately on the building intercom just now and didn't notice Grandma's appearance, and after the door opened, because Grandma fled too fast, when he looked back, Grandma had already entered the building and disappeared, he thought that the iron door was really opened because he called the password.
So, Ah Xing said excitedly: "Brother Wang, the door is open!" Come in, come in! Oh, Xiangjiang's technology is really advanced! Even the door requires a voice-activated password! What an eye-opener! ”
When Wang Bo heard this, he only felt that he was about to hold back his internal injuries when he held back his laughter, took a deep breath, slowed down, and then said, "Well, let's go in!" ”