Chapter 222: Let me pretend to be quiet

Sure enough, this girl's next words almost didn't hurt Xiao Yu's nose. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

"I ate the food she cooked, and I always felt tightness in my chest and shortness of breath, and I felt uncomfortable all over."

"Although the silver hairpin can't try, she definitely has bad intentions."

"After all, for so many years, there have always been some ugly women with bad intentions who want to harm me!"

"So, you can eat and see later, if you are poisoned, I will be able to catch the woman's feet."

“……”

Your uncle, is this using me as a guinea pig to test poison, Xiao Yu was almost so angry that he turned into Kui Ye, and his anger broke through the Nine Heavens.

Resisting the urge to turn into a zombie tyrannosaur beast, Xiao Yu sighed:

"It's tiring to always speculate on other people with so much malice, right?"

"Huh?" Yang Buregret was slightly stunned, as if he didn't expect Xiao Yu to say such a thing, that cute little face showed a little thought, and then snorted fiercely, "I want you to care!" Just do what you have to do! ”

"After all, a beautiful girl like this girl who is smart, beautiful and lovely, and gentle and unparalleled, doesn't it always cause others to be jealous?"

“……”

Shut up, these adjectives have nothing to do with your half a dime.

Wayward and black-bellied are your labels.

Not to mention excellent, this narcissism alone ...... is already the number one in the world, and there is no one.

"Okay, hurry up, don't you admire me? Now that someone wants to poison me, shouldn't you test it for me? The little girl raised her chin, and the tsundere points were obviously full, "If I am satisfied, this girl will be merciful, and I will intercede for you in front of my father later, and let him let you go." ”

"Huh."

The two entered the room while talking, the house was cleaned neatly and refreshingly, almost spotless, and the wooden furniture placed in it looked quite old, but it had an elegant and rich temperament, and there were two ink landscape paintings hanging on the wall, free and dusty and elegant, although the furnishings were so simple, but in this environment, they did not feel shabby, but felt the kind of vanity and elegance.

In addition, there are dressers, fat powder boxes, and some pink gauze tents in the corner, and there is a bit of fat powder in the air, which must be Yang Buregret's residence.

Entering the house, Xiao Yu saw a hunchbacked, lame, ugly-looking girl standing aside, with black and heavy shackles on her feet, presumably under the instruction of Granny Jinhua, sneaking into the top of the light, waiting for an opportunity to steal Xiao Zhao of "The Great Shift of the Qiankun".

If you don't look closely, you really can't find that this girl is only ten, three or four years old, only when she occasionally looks up, can she see this little girl's eyes black like two pearls, occasionally blinking, there is a flash of cunning, only then does it reveal a youthful liveliness that does not match usual.

"Where's the food you were asked to cook?" Yang hummed with his chin tilted.

Xiao Zhao lowered his eyebrows and said softly: "Miss Hui, it's done." ”

"Let's go, go in and eat."

Regarding the errand of being caught by Yang Buregret as a guinea pig and testing whether the food is poisonous, Xiao Yu would not agree at first, because you can't let me eat it, I will eat it, so much shameless?

He was about to knock Yang out of regret, catch Xiao Zhao, and directly ask where the mechanism of the secret room is, but as soon as he stepped into the house, a strong fragrance came to his nose, and he couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

In the past two days, I have eaten and slept in the open, and most of the food I have eaten is dry food that I carry with me, although the mountain is big, there are not so many prey to hunt, and I can barely fill my stomach.

Smelling this fragrance at this moment, Xiao Yu's eyes suddenly fell on a few plates of delicacies on the table.

"Eh, is it Dongpo meat?"

Xiao Yu grew up in his grandmother's house when he was a child, and whenever there was a festival, his grandmother would make Dongpo meat, and the fragrance was naturally very familiar.

Xiao Zhao said calmly: "Yes." ”

"Then I'm going to try it."

At the moment, the gluttonous worm in his stomach was hooked, and Xiao Yu directly put Fang Cai's anger behind.

"What do you do?" Yang didn't regret opening his eyes wide.

"Eating, of course."

Walked into the house, cleaned his hands in the copper basin next to him, and then sat down slowly, the aroma was directly into the nose, and when he opened the pot, the meat was red and bright, and he tasted a mouthful of it was mellow and delicious, smooth and glutinous.

Xiao Yu took a bite, his eyes lit up suddenly, and he gave a thumbs up and praised:

"Crispy but not broken, fragrant but not greasy...... Delicious! ”

For a foodie, the word "delicious" is already the most direct evaluation.

Xiao Zhao smiled slightly, with a little joy on his face, and said, "Thank you for the compliment." ”

Xiao Yu sighed, "This kind of craftsmanship is not much worse than the palace banquet." ”

"Hey, it's like you've had a royal feast." Yang pouted without remorse.

"I've actually eaten it."

"Liar, you little Wudang disciple, what big things are you talking about."

Xiao Yu didn't bother to explain, he didn't believe it anyway, so it was better to spend his time dealing with the meal in front of him.

Dongpo meat and braised pork are two different things, Dongpo meat is stewed in wine, and braised pork is fried after sugar color, stewed over low heat, there are differences in methods and materials, many people confuse Dongpo meat and braised pork, which is incorrect.

In terms of taste, Dongpo meat has a mellow and juicy taste, crispy and chewy, and also exudes a unique stewed aroma, while braised pork is fat but not greasy, and melts in the mouth.

There are many legends about Dongpo meat, one of the most interesting is that when Su Dongpo was in Hangzhou to do the history of thorns, he did a lot of good things for the people, and the people in order to thank him, and when the Spring Festival came, they carried pigs and wine to him to pay New Year's greetings.

Su Dongpo didn't want to accept the people's gifts, but he felt that refusing in person would make the people sad, so he accepted it for the time being, and then asked someone to cut the pork into cubes, and burn it red with rice wine, and sent it back, and the taste was quite good.

Everyone praised Su Dongpo as a virtuous parent, and in order to show gratitude, the pork he sent was called "Dongpo meat".

As a result, a certain imperial court official who relied on slander to be promoted couldn't be calm, and the Dongpo meat in the eyes of others, in his opinion, was all a promotion level.

So he took the menu, reversed black and white and said, "Your Majesty, something is wrong!" Su Dongpo was corrupt and perverted the law in Hangzhou, and the people were eager to eat his flesh and drink his blood, and this 'Dongpo meat' is a clear proof. ”

The emperor, who had no opinion at all, was suddenly furious, and thought: "Wow, the people are eager to eat your flesh and drink your blood, but they must be a great wicked person!" Come on, send a holy decree to go down, and give me Su Zizhan to be removed from his post and investigated, and sent to Lingnan to fill the army. ”

However, Su Dongpo is also open-minded, after the distribution of Lingnan, he did not feel sorry for himself and was depressed, but shook his spirit, looked for food, and then made the famous lychee poem: "I eat 300 lychees a day, and I don't want to be a Lingnan person." ”

In addition, Su Dongpo also has a poem that is, "It is better to eat without meat than to live without bamboo." No meat makes people thin, and no bamboo makes people vulgar. People are thin and fat, but people are not curable. ”

It can be seen from the above that Su Dongpo is a big foodie at all, and he can not only eat wherever he goes, but also eat it.

You're actually a traverser, and you must be a food hunter in the food continent in front of you, working tirelessly for food, running around.

In contrast, braised pork is much inferior, and there is no outstanding cultural heritage.

Seeing Xiao Yu eating happily, Yang Buregret suddenly became unhappy: "Hey, I asked you to test the poison, not to let you be the master!" ”

Xiao Yu waved his hand, "Don't make trouble, for the sake of this big meal, I'll let you go later." ”

"Huh?" Yang Buregret's eyes widened and he said in disbelief, "What did you say?" ”

"Let me go?"

"You little Wudang disciple, don't be too arrogant!"

"Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you with a sword right now?"

This girl's personality is really unlikable, to put it bluntly, there are some princess diseases, and she likes others to be centered on her, and if she doesn't like her at all, she will lose her temper.

At this moment, the more he talked, the more angry he became, and as soon as he gritted his teeth, the sound of "Qiang" was about to draw his sword out of its sheath.

And then......

There is no then.

Xiao Yu didn't reply, he directly popped out a wisp of finger wind, clicked on the girl's acupuncture points, and fixed her in place.

"Alright, it's clean."

Xiao Zhao stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, "Childe, you ......"

"Don't worry, I have no ill will." Xiao Yu smiled and said, "Speaking of which, I would like to thank Miss Xiao Zhao for her kindness." ”

"Huh? Childe, how do you know my name? Xiao Zhao said, but there was no trace of retreat under his feet, but as soon as he moved, the shackles on his feet clanged.

Xiao Yu drank the soup next to him, wiped his mouth with a handkerchief, and said slowly:

"Not only do I know your name, but I know your mother's name."

“……”

Xiao Zhao immediately stopped talking, she went to the top of the light this time to steal "The Great Shift of Qiankun", and her identity naturally could not be exposed, so she never revealed the slightest tone in front of people, and others had no way of knowing that she also had a mother, but now she was revealed by Xiao Yu, and she couldn't help but be a little panicked.

"Y-What do you want?"

"It's very simple," Xiao Yu quietly spat out two words, "Secret Dao." ”

Xiao Zhao bit his lip, knowing that this matter could not be fooled, so he tried to change the topic and said: "But I have shackles on my feet, and I can't move......"

"Just untie it." Xiao Yu looked at Yang Buregret, "Is the key in her hand?" ”

As he spoke, he untied Yang Buregret's dumb hole.

"Hmph, I knew that you ugly bastard didn't have a good heart, and you really had other plans."

"When I went out to play, I accidentally lost the key, so you can wear it all your life."

"And you, big bastard, dare to deceive this girl, hurry up and unlock my acupoint, otherwise I will let Daddy unload you ......"

Without waiting for her to finish, Xiao Yu pointed out again and sealed her dumb hole again.

"Forget it, let's use my own method." Xiao Yu held his forehead and sighed, his brain hurt because of this girl's noise.

Xiao Zhao bit his lip and said:

"This chain is specially made by the young lady, and it is made of deep-sea dark iron, which is invulnerable to water and fire, and it is difficult to hurt ...... sword."

Before she finished speaking, a surging sword light suddenly flashed in the room, like a silver bottle bursting, suddenly born and destroyed.

"Alright." Xiao Yu put his sword back into its sheath.

Xiao Zhao's eyes widened, looking at the shackles on his feet, his eyes widened.

"I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you just said."

"......" (To be continued.) )