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The crunch of my steps on the stairs alarmed the two of them, and the chatter jumped up in an instant when he glanced at it, and greeted me loudly: "Big brother, I'm coming to you!" ”

The person who came was fourteen or fifteen years old, wearing an inappropriate Montejiao brand T-shirt, ****** trousers, and blue and red Anta on his feet, how to look at this outfit and feel awkward, but even so, I immediately recognized him:

"! Takeaway kid He Jinyin!? ”

I didn't have time to say this in my heart, the reason was very simple, I just showed a little hesitation on my face, and this guy shouted after him, and reacted quickly: "It's me!" I'm Zhu Longxing, big brother, have you forgotten, I gave you a takeaway yesterday morning! Oops, big brother, it looks like you really don't remember, let me remind you, you ordered shredded leeks and yellow meat and..."

I interrupted Piggy's chatter and shouted, "Stop! Stop! I think of you..."

"Big brother, do you really remember that I'm here? Don't you really need me to remind you? My words didn't play any role at all, the effect achieved was only to change his topic from one to another, and before I could finish speaking, this guy's words changed lightly, and he easily picked up the conversation: "Zhu Longxing, from Anxian County, I work in a lot of fish fast food restaurants, and the most famous dish of our chef is boiled fish, hey, big brother, I'll tell you, he did a good job of this boiled fish, why?" Because every time he boils the fish, he smears it with eggs and peppercorns, and he can't hide it from me, just last time, last time I pretended to go to the toilet, and then I hid behind the door, and I saw..."

"Shut up. Keep your mouth shut and I'll kick you out! I stopped again and again, but the little pig was obedient, and listened to it when he shouted, staring at me with a bewildered face, looking pitiful: "Big brother, did I say the wrong thing?" ”

"Ugh. That's right, ahem, it's just that you said it too fast, I didn't understand it, "I can't say much to see him like this, so I can only vaguely say it: "Uh, by the way, you just said that you went to me-what do you mean?" ”

Piggy heard that I didn't blame him, and immediately refreshed himself. However, the speed of his speech did slow down a lot this time: "Big brother master, I quarreled with the boss last night, he didn't say that the current kung fu is all fake, and there is no Guo Jing and Huang Rong in history, they are all made up, I am not convinced and resigned-big brother, you accept me!" I can do anything, I can suffer anything, and you let me go east and never west. You let me catch cats, never dogs..."

As he spoke, he fell to his knees. Clenched his hands into fists, "Please take me, big brother!" As he spoke, Bang Bang began to smash my head at 700 high-end tiles of one square meter!

Hey, don't talk about knocking, it hurts just to hear the sound, so I hurriedly reached out and pulled: "Oops." Little pig, don't kneel on the ground, what age is it now, it's really not fashionable, hurry up..."No, big brother won't take me in. I'm not going to get up! The little pig looked resolute: "You test me!" ”

Hey, this is unlucky, how did I meet such a boy who is a martial arts fan? Look at the posture and it's up to me, right?

I was thinking about it, when a dirty paw next to me dragged a bun in front of me, and Kansai's voice sounded: "Brother Enron, eat a bun." I didn't turn my head at all: "You eat." ”

The paws swished back in.

I have a headache, I don't have much to do as usual, I can grind with him slowly, and I can always think of this... Ahem little piggy, yes, little pig persuaded to leave, but today I don't have time to rub - after thinking about it, I slowly let go of the little pig's hand, stood up straight, and the expression on my face became unfathomable:

"Well, since you can see it, then I'll tell you honestly, the rules of our master are a single line-you should have heard of this, right? Ouyang Feng's White Camel Mountain is this rule, so Yang Kang killed Ouyang Ke just to worship Ouyang Feng as a teacher - I already have an apprentice, so I can't accept you. ”

"Oooh..."Piggy's face gradually became serious: "I understand..." Although my face is still the same, my heart has blossomed: yes, this kind of brain-dead kid should use this method to clean it up, how smart I am, I really deserve to study psychotherapy for so many years, and I use it too well to avoid evil......

But in the next second, the whole atmosphere completely changed.

"I'll kill him!" Little Pig's face was resolute, and he said categorically: "Although I don't think it's right to kill someone, but since you said it, big brother, even if I go to the ends of the earth, I will definitely find him and kill him!" He turned his head to look at Kansai, and his eyes were already full of ill intentions: "Big brother, is he your apprentice?" ”

That's a bit of a place!

"No, no, you don't understand what I mean!" I'm a little confused, how does this kid's brain grow, how can he understand killing people, if you don't figure it out, won't it be an accident? So he hurriedly explained: "What I'm mainly talking about is the problem of inheritance, not the problem of killing, and also, definitely not him!" ”

"Oh," Piggy thought for a moment and looked up at me, "That's good, I was regretting not putting the rat medicine in the bun just now, but fortunately not, otherwise I might have missed a good opportunity," he looked at Kansai and sighed: "Let the opponent eat poisonous food unguarded, it is said in the movie that it is unique, you must grasp it carefully!" ”

I looked at Kansai, who had already eaten five people's portions of steamed buns on the table and was drinking soy milk, and sighed: "Don't worry, others don't dare to say it, but if you want to poison him, you must have a lot of chances..."

Piggy withdrew his gaze from him, "Then who is your apprentice?" ”

"it!"

I was almost crazy, and some of them rubbed their faces with their hands, clicking and scratching their scalps: "I repeat, I'm not asking you to kill people, I'm telling you that I can't accept apprentices, you don't understand, can this matter not be confused?" I, no, can, take, apprentice, brother! "Is that what you mean?" Little Pig's eyes gradually became confused and thoughtful, but I didn't dare to take it lightly and kept staring, and sure enough, soon his face rose again, and he said to me: "Big brother, I think you must be testing me!" ”

"......" I was speechless.

The little pig was overjoyed: "Look! I guessed it! ”

This kid is too deeply poisoned, Nima, it is far beyond the brain hole of ordinary people! To be honest, I've never felt this kind of powerlessness, and I'm more tired than a thirteen or fourteen-year-old kid than Candle Jiuyin, and I can't find a way to help, damn it!

Kansai cleaned the things on the table, and finally poured out some pickles from the small bag and chewed them, and then packed up all the things and threw them in the trash, concentrating on not squinting; The little pig still knelt in front of me, looking up at the sky at forty-five degrees, how do you look like a marriage proposal trick in the nineties, the more you look at it, the more it looks like...

At this time, there was a sudden sound of a chirping key outside the door, followed by a creak and pushed open, An Yi rushed in again in a hurry, and was startled by me when she entered the door, "What are you doing here?" ”

"Oh, this kid wants to come to apprenticeship, but I won't, so kneel in front of me!"

"Are you still in the mood for all this?" An Yi shouted angrily: "Just now Lao Xie came to the house, asked me to give you these things, said what is the compensation for cleaning fees and the like, when he spoke, he pouted, saying that Tang Mujiu died and went to Kangba, when I asked him, the dead old man didn't say anything, just said that you know... Tell me about it, what is this? ”

As she spoke, she pulled out three stacks of money from her handbag and threw them on the coffee table.

As soon as I heard An Yi's words, I understood that the police still intervened in this matter for a long time, but it was just between my words yesterday, so Tang Mu went to Kangba to investigate, and Lao Xie probably got my loss fee back from the guy who splashed paint yesterday, so he pretended to send money, went to find An Yi, and dragged me into the pit by her mouth - damn! I didn't say it and shouted at them not to interfere, why do you insist on getting a lever, is it possible that there is no police in the entire southwest region except for our Shu, and Kangba, which is far away, will also run upside down?

Isn't this a brain pump!

But Lao Xie is really not a thing, you said that Tang Mu went, did you tell me directly, I was embarrassed not to help, and watched my future brother-in-law fall into the pit? Tell me, is my character so untrustworthy?

Definitely not!

So, it must be the second possibility, Lao Xie is ashamed to see me, it must be!

I didn't care about the little pig, and hurriedly asked about today's situation, An Yi said to me in three or two sentences: Tang Mu went home after eight o'clock in the morning, packed up two changes of clothes and left, by the way, he was going to go on a business trip for a few days - this situation was the same as usual, so An Yi didn't care, and continued to sleep, but I didn't think that Lao Xie would come after more than an hour, saying that it was by the way, and I don't know if it was true or hypothetical, anyway, he said yesterday's things, and said that the pressure was on the top, Tang Mu directly carried this matter on his shoulders.

What a I said! There are some things that are good to die and don't die, and when they see something, they like to plug in a pole, and there is not much to do in Shu, so they also come to ask for credit for the bad things in the field... Nima! The credit you want, everyone has to exchange their lives!

Since this is the case, I won't delay, first comfort An Yi and say that this matter involves some gods and ghosts, just Tang Mu will die nine times and live a lifetime, but add me to ten lives and no death, don't worry I'll chase this girl right away - An Yi thought very much about this, her face suddenly improved, and then sent a text message to Tang Mu to warn her to obey the command of all actions, everything is centered on me, he can only take it as the basic point, otherwise after coming back, he will kneel and die, he can't run and can't die...

I can't talk nonsense over there, I still have to pack up the guy's things and clothes, so I immediately prepared to go back upstairs and pour it - An Yi called me just up the stairs, hey, what are you going to do with this kid, are you still kneeling here!

I finished a few words about the child's situation, saying that I really couldn't, I didn't think An Yi gave me a trick, saying that she told the little pig to just stay in my clinic to work, have nothing to do cleaning and answer the phone or something, and usually if you have something to do, you can go to buy a boxed lunch - I haven't said anything, the little pig immediately jumped up with a light in his eyes, and shouted that it's okay to be a green cow boy, how powerful is the green cow boy of Taishang Laojun, although he didn't apprentice, but let the cow go down and arrested Sun Wukong......

In a way, if you want to save trouble, this is the only way to do it now. (To be continued.) )