Chapter 43 The Drawing of Lots
The three of us were silent for a while, and Wu Jian was worried about the Gu worms in other people's bodies, so he urged us to continue to work. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info everything went very smoothly, and the Gu worms on Li Yishan and Liu Dapeng were also brought out by Wu Jian, but when it came to Tan Jia in the end, the three of us were in trouble.
Tan Jia is the only woman among us, if we want to exorcise Gu worms for her, we must take off her clothes, but can we really do this? Do you dare to do that? My heart was pounding, and for some reason, I suddenly thought of Li Erya, and thought of the scene where she was lying on top of me naked, which made my whole body hot, and I couldn't help but glance at Tan Jia's body a few more times.
Looking at it, Tan Jia's appearance actually overlapped with Erya's face, I suddenly felt a tingle in my heart, and suddenly thought of the moment when Erya died, I suddenly came back to my senses, and scolded myself in the bottom of my heart for being a bastard, Erya died for me, I was still thinking about such a ridiculous thing, it was simply better than a pig and a dog.
Biaozi was full of wit, and said: "This little girl's skin is not a good stubble, if we knew that we stripped her of her clothes and looked at her body, she would definitely make a lot of trouble when she woke up, maybe it was a life-and-death situation." Biao Ye, what I'm most afraid of is not this, I'm afraid that she will ask me to marry her, wouldn't that be even more uncomfortable than killing me, I can't do this, I'm not interested in her. ”
"I can't do this, you don't have to look at me." Wu Jian looked at me with ill intentions and said, "If you don't want to see her die, you can only rely on you, her life and death are all in your thoughts." ”
I was thinking about Erya, but after hearing Wu Jian's words, I was so angry that I almost vomited blood, I forcibly suppressed the anger in my heart, and said: "What do you all mean, as if you have decided that I am a pervert, I can tell you, I can't do this thing, don't try to play tricks." ”
After being silent for a while, Biaozi's face turned cold, and he said: "This little lady can't get along with us, she deserves to die, we can't worry about this." After thinking about it, I may feel that what I said was a bit excessive, and the tone of the mark softened again, and said: "But then again, if you don't save you when you die, it's not our style, otherwise, for the sake of fairness, let's draw lots, whoever wins the lottery will be responsible for undressing the little girls, so that everyone has no complaints, right?" ”
I think this method is feasible, and it is the only way to convince people, if anyone wins the lottery, it is God's arrangement, and no one can complain. However, when I think of the bad luck in the past two years, I feel a little uneasy, for fear that I will win the lottery, but when I think of the luck of the standard, I am no longer so worried.
After deciding on it, Biaozi took out three toothpicks from his backpack, broke one end of the toothpick, so that the three toothpicks were not the same length, and then smiled at us: "The shortest toothpick is the next one." I got this lot, and for the sake of fairness, let you draw it first, and the rest is mine. ”
After we agreed, the mark turned away from us, messed up the order of the toothpicks, and then pinched them in the palm of our hands, leaving only one end of the toothpick exposed, waiting for Wu Jian and I to go to the lottery.
I deliberately pretended to be careless, but in fact, I secretly took advantage of Wu Jian's inattention and winked at the standard, hoping that he could give me a hint. I have known the standard for many years, and naturally there is a sense of tacit understanding, after this kid understood what I meant, he opened his mouth and said the word "right" silently, I was grateful, and immediately drew the toothpick on his right.
Wu Jian didn't notice my small movements, and glanced at the remaining two toothpicks, he took one very casually, but hid the toothpick in his hand and didn't let us see it.
Seeing that we had all finished drawing, he smiled and said, "Okay, now is the time to announce the answer, don't hide it, take it out quickly!" ”
I have a hint of the mark, naturally it will not be signed, confidently put the toothpick in my hand on the ground, Wu Jian glanced at my toothpick, obviously relaxed, and a bad feeling immediately rose in my heart. When he showed the toothpick in his hand, I chuckled in my heart, this kid didn't know if it was shit luck, his toothpick was actually longer than mine.
I was both disappointed and moved, what I was disappointed was why it wasn't Wu Jian who won the lottery, if he won the lottery, Biaozi and I wouldn't have to worry about Tan Jia's revenge, I was moved that I didn't expect Biaozi to be so righteous, and left the signing to myself, which is a typical spirit of great love, which makes me a little embarrassed.
Before I could take my thoughts back, the toothpick in my hand also showed up, and when I saw it, I was so shocked that my jaw was about to fall to the ground, this kid's toothpick was actually longer than Wu Jian's. I suddenly felt a wave of anger in my heart, stepped forward and grabbed the neck of the marker, and scolded loudly: "Okay, you grandson monkey, you put me together, you deliberately framed me, and I treated you as a brother in vain, but you stabbed me in the back, you brute." ”
While struggling, Biaozi explained: "Brother, I was wronged, I didn't lie to you, but your own understanding is too poor, you can't blame me for this." ”
I still grabbed the neck of the mark, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Fart, you obviously said the right, and I smoked the right, how could I be mistaken, you bastard still want to quibble?" ”
Biaozi said with an innocent face: "My own brother, good old Yang, you really misunderstood, from my point of view, the right side I am pointing to, in your direction is the left, don't you even understand this simple truth?" ”
I suddenly lost my temper, according to the scientific point of view, the statement of the mark is correct, but I misunderstood, but when I thought of the smug expression after the mark was drawn, I felt that this matter was not so simple, I guess this guy already knew that I would go in the opposite direction, so he reminded me so generously, it was really sinister.
My chest suddenly became so stuffy that I almost fainted, I gritted my teeth and said: "Sun Dabiao, I haven't seen you for a few years, you have really grown a lot, it seems that I underestimate you as a brother, okay, I have temporarily written down this matter today, brother, let's come to a long time." ”
I let go of the label's neck, but it was cold-eyed, and when the label saw me like this, he quickly apologized: "Brother, I am absolutely sincere to help you, it's really not my fault to make it like this, I dare to promise, next time I encounter such a thing, I will definitely give you a clearer hint, and I will never let you make a mistake again." ”
I couldn't swallow a bad breath in my heart, I didn't want to talk nonsense with the mark at all, I sat on the side and smoked one after another, only halfway through the smoke, the hateful Wu Jian seemed to see that I was delaying time, and said to me lukewarmly: "When you finish smoking this pack of cigarettes, this woman will be finished, you can do it yourself!" ”
When he said this, I could hardly hide my old face, and if there was a mirror in front of me, I am sure that my face would be red, because I already felt a burning on my face. I coughed lightly a few times and pretended to say: "I absolutely abide by the basic morality of being a human being, and what I say is like water spilled, can I still take it back?" Isn't it just taking off your clothes, and it's not taking off mine, who is afraid of whom! ”
Although I said this, my heart is still up and down, I know Tan Jia's stubborn temper, once she knows that I took off her clothes, I dare to pack a ticket, even if she sees it for my sake to save her, if she doesn't shoot me to death, at least my future life will not be a human life, and it is indispensable to be criticized by her every day.
The standard said: "That's it, who is our old Yang, a true gentleman." He paused, and said with some doubts: "But Lao Yang, why are you standing still?" Did you run into a ghost hitting the wall? ”
Things have come to this, I know that I can't hide from it, and I scolded the mark tens of thousands of times in my heart, so I turned my heart and walked to Tan Jia. Squatting down, I was just about to unbutton Tan Jia's clothes, but for some reason, I couldn't help but keep my eyes on her face, it was the first time I looked at her so closely, and I couldn't help but feel my heart beating again.
Tan Jia's eyes were closed, her face was very pale, like a young lady who had been sick in bed for a long time, she looked a little weak, which made people feel pity from the bottom of her heart for no reason. Her facial features, face shape, and not so special, but when they are put together, she looks so heroic and sassy, and she can't seem to find fault with it.
I held back my thoughts, calmed my mind, and began to unbutton her clothes. Her coat was a green trench coat with a total of five buttons, and after I unfastened them one by one, I found that there was a pink peach-collared shirt inside, and then her underwear inside, which could be vaguely seen through the shirt, it was a blue underwear.
I carefully picked up Tan Jia and took off her trench coat, only to find that the pink shirt was short-sleeved, revealing her white arms. I was about to continue to take off her shirt, Wu Jian walked up and waved at me, I didn't know what he meant, a little embarrassed and a little stunned looked at him.
Wu Jian stared at Tan Jia's right arm and said, "You don't have to take it off again, the Gu worm is in the veins on her wrist, don't you see it?" ”
When I took off my clothes, my mind was full of cranky thoughts, and after Wu Jian's reminder, I realized that it might be Gu worms moving in the blood vessels, and I could see a small raised dot, slowly moving in Tan Jia's blood vessels, and seemed to be moving upward. At the same time, I was also relieved, if I really took off Tan Jia's shirt and pants, I don't know what kind of virtue I will become, I'm afraid that with such a beautiful scenery, I will have a nosebleed.
Biaozi was originally smoking with his head down, but when he heard that he had found a Gu worm, he dropped the cigarette butt and walked over, and after taking a look, he smiled and said: "This little girl's skin is also a little lucky, I still expect her to be stripped naked, take a few photos to be nostalgic, it seems that it is not now." ”