My name is Chen Fan, a standard post-90s generation.

Compared to my peers, I had a rough childhood and a low starting point.

But now I can say unceremoniously that I'm more glamorous than most of my peers.

Don't believe it, there is no shortage of high-ranking officials and nobles in my relationship, and local tyrants have a lot of money.

What I have to do is to face their flattery and let these wronged bosses scramble to shove money into my pocket.

Want to know what I do? Haicheng District, Haibin City, No. 78, Tongqian Hutong, that's my shop.

There is a huge signboard hanging in front of the store, which reads: Those who are sincere enter, and the peak loop turns to Jitailai; Those who are insincere return, life and death have a life and wealth.

Haven't guessed my profession yet?

Then I put it more simply, I am a Mr. Yin and Yang, a "magic stick" in the eyes of some people.

But please don't compare me with the fortune tellers who set up a stall in the park, and don't question my professionalism, because my name as "Master Chen" is not in vain.

My skills are all ancestral, divination, fortune telling, feng shui I know a little bit about it.

In order to better "purify all sentient beings", I even delved into a few psychology books privately.

No way, Mr. Yin and Yang is also a human being, and he has to eat.

Since ancient times, if I tell the truth to all my customers, my business will be yellow sooner or later.

To be honest, no one wants to listen to it, and the words are half-truths and half-truths, but there will be a feeling of "unfathomable", and those who have been wronged are more likely to believe.

Just like the sign outside my store, if I say that I am a good fortune teller, some people will definitely question it.

I'm just going to tell everyone directly, if you believe me in everything, if you don't believe it, get out of here early, don't waste my time.

As a result, there is an endless stream of customers who come to me to solve their problems, and no one dares to question my authority.

What is this called in psychology? Well, I don't remember exactly.

Anyway, I have seen more people, and I have a spectrum in my heart, and I know when to say something, after all, practice makes true knowledge.

Don't think I'm lying, you think I'm willing to "talk to people, talk to hell"?

Most of the time I'm forced to be helpless!

For example, in the face of the bejeweled and rich woman in front of me, I had to resist the urge to scold and follow her words.

"Master Chen, you say...... Is my peach blossom luck coming? I've had a gut feeling lately that my Prince Charming is coming for me! That's right, it must be so! ”

The rich woman looked shy and threw a wink at me.

The wrinkles on the face, the big eye bubbles, and the horizontal flesh...... Are she sure it's not Feng Gong who has been to Thailand again?

I can't afford this flattery!

My stomach churned, and I almost couldn't hold back my overnight meal from throwing it up.

Peach blossom luck? What are you kidding, judging from her physiognomy, her cheekbones are exposed, the roots of the mountains are broken, and the center of her eyebrows is obscure.

This is an obvious sign of widowhood, and I speculate that her ex-husband died in a year and has been on a bad luck lately.

The most important thing she should ask now is not peach blossom luck, but to find a way to get rid of bad luck.

Otherwise, in a short period of time, there will be no peach blossom luck at all, but bad luck.

But the rich woman is spring, and the earth is shaking.

If I told the truth, I was afraid that she would rush up and eat me alive in a bloody mouth.

This is here to send me money, I can't live with the money, no matter how difficult it is, I can endure it.

I comforted myself in the bottom of my heart, these days, money is not easy to earn!

"Ahem, that's right! I see that your face is ruddy, like a spring breeze, which is a sign of the arrival of peach blossoms! However, your bad luck lately will definitely affect your peach blossom luck......"

I frowned, my voice getting deeper.

The rich woman was happy at first, and then asked a little nervously: "What should I do then?" Master Chen, why don't you help me look at my palmistry, and calculate carefully! ”

I shook my head righteously: "Beauty, I don't look at palmistry, I only look at faces." ”

In fact, I also read palmistry, but the premise of palmistry is that the "face" is pleasing to my eyes.

Yesterday, I looked at that cute girl very pleasing to the eye, big eyes and white skin, like a doll, I was happy to help her watch palmistry for more than half an hour.

The rich woman was anxious and stuffed me with a red envelope: "Master, I know the rules, you quickly tell me what to do." ”

When I started with the red envelope, I roughly knew how much money was in it, and it was only a few hundred yuan, which was really enough.

I quietly put away the red envelope and counted for a moment with a straight face.

"Have you been in poor health lately, and your financial luck has not been good?" I asked solemnly.

The rich woman's eyes widened, and she nodded again and again: "That's right, I have just gotten better after a few days of cold, and I lost tens of thousands of yuan in playing cards last night, and I lost hundreds of thousands of dollars in stock trading!" Master, you are a god, you can even count this! ”

I almost sprayed a mouthful of old blood on her face, she lost so much money playing cards and trading stocks, she didn't care at all, and she was still asking about peach blossom luck here.

As a result, you only give me a few hundred yuan in red envelopes now? What about sending Hanako?

"If I'm not mistaken, your ex-husband should have died less than a year ago. Within a year, your bad luck will be ruined, even if you have peach blossom luck. ”

Speaking of which, I paused.

"But, the avenue is fifty, the sky is forty-nine, everything but leave a glimmer of life. That's it, I'll help you once today, ask for a spirit talisman for you, and ensure that your bad luck is eliminated and peach blossom luck is added! ”

The rich woman was immediately happy, and immediately took out her wallet to buy my spirit talisman, and I guessed correctly, what she cared about most was her peach blossom luck.

Seeing that she is in her early forties, she is at the age of a wolf and a tiger, and she is definitely looking forward to the rain for a long time.

After being fooled by me, she didn't hesitate to buy a Dao spirit talisman for eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight.

Originally, she didn't have enough cash, but I can swipe my card here, and I've been in this business for more than three years, so I still have this preparation.

Don't talk about my pit, the spirit runes I have here are all made by me personally, and they are genuine.

What I asked for her was a "talisman", which has the effect of seeking good fortune and avoiding evil, and it is absolutely applicable to her.

At the same time, I also left her contact information to facilitate "after-sales service".

This kind of rich woman has a wide range of connections, I said that her peach blossom luck is coming, she will definitely come, and she can't let her disappoint me to ruin my reputation and smash my signboard.

The spirit rune can only keep you safe, and if you want peach blossom luck, you have to find another way.

This is not difficult for me, there is Xiaobai here, and "send peach blossom luck" is caught.

More than 9,000 yuan in hand, I was comfortable, and after sending the rich woman away, I was bored playing with my mobile phone, waiting for the next fat sheep to come to the door.

"Liar, get out of here!"

"Bang!" With a bang, the door of the store was kicked open.

I was stunned as a pair of slender thighs appeared in my sight.

Looking up along my thighs, I'm a little disappointed, stunted!

Looking up again, a pretty face full of coldness made me shiver involuntarily.

I swallowed and foamed, what are you doing, it doesn't look like you're here to give money?

"Big pervert, what to see? I've never seen a beautiful woman! The girl said coldly.

I pursed my lips and stared at her chest, not to be outdone, to strike back.

"I've seen a lot of beauties, it's the first time I've seen such a small beauty!"

She subconsciously covered the key parts, and her pretty face flushed.

"You...... Rogue! I didn't expect you to be not only a big liar, but also a pervert! But if you meet me Tian Xin today, you are unlucky!! ”

Before she could finish speaking, she kicked her. I was short and ducked, but she still didn't give up.

Oh, I'll go, why doesn't she play her cards according to the routine?

Dare to do it to me, it seems that she doesn't know my identity!

"What are you doing? Stop, good men don't fight with women, let's call the police to solve something! I managed to shake her off and yelled.

To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that she was a woman, I would have beaten him all over the place.

Go out to Manhai City to inquire, when has my Master Chen suffered a loss?

I have a relationship with both black and white, but it's better to leave this matter to the police.

Director Li of the Haicheng District Police Station has an iron relationship with me, and I can call him over with a phone call.

"Call the police? I'm the policeman! Hurry up and take out all the money you cheated on my cousin, and then go back with me to record a confession! "Looks like she's trying to do something to me.

She's a police officer? I think she's more like a bandit, with a police officer like her who beats people indiscriminately?

It's because of my agility that I didn't suffer any flesh and skin.

But after she said this, I suddenly saw a cute girl wearing a school uniform and a ponytail standing at the door.

I am very impressed by this girl, her name is Xiaoyu, she has just turned eighteen years old, and she is in her third year of high school.

Yesterday, I just helped her watch palmistry for more than half an hour.

But I didn't lie to her, she is also going unlucky, faintly with a bloody disaster.

I helped her get a talisman for 200 yuan, which was a big sale at a loss.

"Hmph, don't try to quibble, you big god! I also lied to my cousin that there was some bloody disaster, and I cheated her of nearly half a month's living expenses! You also lied to the child, do you still have a little conscience? ”

The beautiful woman who called herself Tian Xin glanced at me with disdain.

I frowned slightly, and said in a deep voice: "I didn't lie to her, she will indeed have a bloody disaster." ”

No matter how greedy I am for money, I won't take those two hundred dollars seriously.

If it weren't for the rules in our industry and the fact that we had to be paid, I would rather give Xiaoyu a talisman for nothing.

"You still want to quibble? What kind of blood-light disaster, coming to the eldest aunt is also a blood-light disaster? Tian Xin sneered.

My heart sank, and this was indeed a miscalculation.

When the menstrual period comes, the filth will affect the effect of the amulet, and it seems that I have to find another way to help Xiaoyu solve the trouble.

"Cousin, what are you talking about......"

was leaked like this, Xiaoyu wanted to cry without tears, and her anxious little face was red.

Tian Xin also realized that he had said the wrong thing, and his expression was a little embarrassed.

"No matter what, the fact that you are lying cannot be denied! Hurry up and pay it back, don't force me to do it! ”

I turned my head to look at Tian Xin, and suddenly found a more serious problem.

There was a gray aura at the center of her eyebrows, which was condensed but not dispersed, making her whole face look dull.

Fortune tellers on the street often say that others "seal the hall and turn black", there will be a disaster of blood and light, and then they need to break the fortune to avoid the disaster.

To tell you the truth, it was all a lie.

Those who really have a bit of Taoism know that if there is a gray aura condensed at the center of the eyebrows, it often means that the evil is collided, which is the so-called haunted by ghosts.

And the blackened Yintang is generally only the dead.

Tian Xin's situation is far more serious than Xiaoyu, or the reason why Xiaoyu is unlucky is affected by Tian Xin.

If my guess is correct, Tian Xin is most likely haunted by resentful spirits, and his body has even been eroded by Yin Qi!

"We have rules in this industry, and we can't sell without pay. You've already taken the runes, and I'm sure I won't return the money. I would like to kindly remind you that you will soon have a bloody disaster, even life-threatening! I said in a deep voice.

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