Chapter 342: Sticks, Dreams, Roast Duck

PS: I don't want to say anything more...... It can only be said that everyone is kicked on the quilt when they sleep at night...... I can't sit down now......

This stick didn't give Ye Kai face, and he didn't hesitate to throw Ye Kai's blood out, which made Ye Kai's face as black as ink. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

This Nima doesn't give face! Gotta get it!

"Hmm...... I don't know if the manure pits in this world stink...... What a-stirring stick......"

Ye Kai took the stick in his hand and turned it upside down, touched his chin and muttered in a low voice, and walked out as soon as he took a step, ready to teach this stick that didn't give him face a lesson.

Aren't you capable? Dare to throw my blood? I'll go to your sister's, let you be a shit-stirring stick for a few days, and smoke you for a few days!

Airplanes!!!

As soon as Ye Kai's footsteps were taken, the stick suddenly trembled violently, as if a motor had been installed, making Ye Kai's hands tremble, and he almost couldn't hold it!

I'll go? Throw a tantrum with me?

Ye Kai clasped his hands together, pinched the wooden stick tightly, didn't let it move, and rushed out in stride.

"Brother Xiaoyao, where is the latrine?"

Ye Kai staggered down from the upper floor, pinching the wooden stick vigorously, and asked Li Xiaoyao who was cleaning up the inn with an ugly smile.

"Oh, you go this way, and turn left!"

Li Xiaoyao looked at the fifteen or sixteen-year-old guest with a strange face, holding a wooden stick in both hands and shaking his hands, and pointed to the side.

"Thank you!"

Ye Kai reluctantly thanked him, his body shook, and he disappeared in front of Li Xiaoyao in the blink of an eye.

Now he can't take care of Li Xiaoyao anymore, this wooden stick trembled even more crazy at the moment when Li Xiaoyao's voice just fell, and the frequency almost made the stick unable to see its original appearance.

Li Xiaoyao looked at the table, chair and bench that had fallen to the ground, both eyes bulging out, and one mouth wide open. My mind goes blank!

Just now he only heard a "boom", and the fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy with strange behavior disappeared in front of him, and then a gust of wind was carried up by the young man, and all the tables, chairs and benches he had just cleaned up were overturned!

Is this a martial arts master?!

Li Xiaoyao was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses, and his eyes were blazing.

Ye Kai didn't have time to think about what Li Xiaoyao thought now, now he was smiling and holding the wooden stick to push open the door of the toilet.

The ancient thatched toilet is very good, the inn's thatched toilet is better, the inn will also clean, but like the kind of own one. Basically, it was got together with the pigsty, and it stinked, and people could be smoked as soon as they entered.

However, these inns do not include Li Xiaoyao's inn, God knows how many guests have come to this inn since it opened, and the toilet has not been cleaned for a long time, it looks quite clean from the outside, but as soon as he entered, Ye Kai almost vomited.

Even people are like that. Not to mention the wooden sticks that are about to be used as-stirring sticks?

On the spot, the wooden stick rebelled, and it kept struggling and beating in Ye Kai's hands, if it weren't for Ye Kai flying up and inserting his legs into the planks on both sides of the latrine. You'll definitely be taken to the pit with a stick!

"Hey?! You know you're scared, right?! Listen or disobedient?! Well?! Disobedient will throw you in! ”

Ye Kai struggled to hold the rebellious wooden stick, and at the same time opened his mouth viciously, threatening with a fierce voice.

When the wooden stick heard Ye Kai's words, he was beaten first. Then he stopped struggling and quieted down, from extreme movement to extreme quietness. Such a contrast almost made Ye Kai's hand slip and drop the wooden stick into the pit.

Hurriedly stabilizing the wooden stick, Ye Kai pulled his feet out of the wooden board with both feet, frowned and said, "Settle down, right?" Do you accept my blood? ”

The wooden stick trembled slightly, and the crazy look just now can be described as a world of difference, giving people the feeling of being weak.

"What's up? Still want to be a-stirring stick? ”

Ye Kai's brows furrowed, and his tone was a little displeased.

"I said, can you stop tossing? This stick doesn't need to drip blood to recognize the Lord, right? ”

Suddenly, a dreamy voice sounded in Ye Kai's mind, which made Ye Kai stunned.

What's that? No?

"The origin of this stick is bigger than you think, and a low-level method like dripping blood to recognize the Lord is an insult to it, you just need to be in touch with him!"

It is estimated that the dream can't stand it anymore, so he directly told him how to use the wooden stick, and despised Ye Kai.

"How did you know about this? Also, why are you contacting me if you have nothing to do? ”

Ye Kai's face was a little red, feeling that he was a head shorter in front of the dream, and he replied with his neck stalked, no matter how he looked at it, it looked like he had a weak heart.

"It doesn't matter how I know, the important thing is that Lord Nuwa contacted me and said that she asked you to help her descendants in this world and kill that scum of Moon worship!"

The dreamy voice came again, avoiding Ye Kai's first question, and directly threw a bomb at Ye Kai!

Female Female Female ...... Nu wa?!

I'll go! This is a great god!

Ye Kai doesn't think that it is Lord Nuwa of this world who is connected with the dream, and the guy who is still in the real world is still in the real world! There is only one Lord Nuwa who can contact him, the legendary sage who created people from the earth!

What Ye Kai didn't know was that Nuwa didn't say this to Dreamy, this was all made up by Dreamy himself, as for why it was so repeated, is there a problem with his son being angry with his mother?

"Okay, I see. Since it is Lord Nuwa's order, buddy is duty-bound! ”

After a long time, Ye Kai calmed down, opened his mouth word by word, and agreed.

This is Lord Nuwa, all the human races were created by her, and she is the ancestor of all the human races! Her words, Ye Kai absolutely obeyed.

"That's okay, you take this pill and give it to Li Xiaoyao to eat, it can relieve his worry Gu."

As soon as the dream's words fell, a small porcelain vase suddenly emerged from the void and fell into Ye Kai's hand.

"Thank you, I'm worried about Li Xiaoyao, you've helped me a lot!"

Ye Kai kicked the porcelain bottle into his arms, nodded at the void, and walked out with a stick. This Nima smell is too strong!

"Guest, are you alright?"

As soon as he came out, Ye Kai's vision squeezed into an aunt's face, almost slapping Ye Kai out in a slap!

"Which one are you?"

Ye Kai resisted the urge to make a move and pulled out an ugly smile. It's like eating a fly.

Whoever just came out of the latrine, a forty or fifty-year-old aunt's face suddenly appeared in front of him, and this aunt looked at you with a concerned face, and asked you carefully: "Are you okay......?" For Ye Kai, who lives in modern society, this is like being sent a small advertisement for an old Chinese medicine doctor.

This should be Li Xiaoyao's aunt Li Furong, right? It's really strong enough!

Ye Kai secretly wiped a handful of sweat, fortunately he didn't make a move, otherwise, it is estimated that Li Xiaoyao will be able to hate himself to death on the spot, let alone help Zhao Ling'er at that time, even following Li Xiaoyao is a problem!

"It's fine...... It's okay, what do you want to eat? ”

Ye Kai clearly saw Li Furong let out a long breath, as if he had let go of the worries in his heart. Then he asked with a smile.

"Me? I want to eat Quanjude roast duck! ”

Looking at Li Furong's eyes that looked like identifying a neuropath, Ye Kai suddenly had a bad taste, and opened his mouth to be such a dish, which made Li Furong stay in place on the spot!

Quanjude roast duck? What kind of duck is that?! (To be continued.) )