Soon Niu Pang came back, and got to the point, not to mention Niu Fat's fortune-telling and the ability of a tiger man. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Niu Pang took out a box from the back room, according to his bragging, this is the fortune-telling box he used, no one is allowed to touch it, there is a book inside, all about the Tao of fortune-telling, presumably "I Ching" everyone knows, "I Ching" is a part of "Zhou Yi", "Zhou Yi" is divided into "I Ching" and "Yi Chuan", I Ching advocates "one yin and one yang is the Tao", odd and even two numbers, yin and yang two hexagrams, Qiankun two hexagrams, eight meridian hexagrams, sixty-four hexagrams, all of which are composed of one yin and one yang, there is no yin and yang opposite, "Yi" has Tai Chi, is the birth of two yi, Two rituals give birth to four elephants, four elephants give birth to gossip, gossip determines good luck, and good luck gives birth to great causes.

Niu Pang boasted that this book is a book compiled by himself with some commonly used annotations and his own understanding and application, which is the only one in the world.

Niu Fat pretended to sit opposite the two people, spread out the box, and spread out a simple small table, no need to fiddle, as long as it is spread out, the items on the table are placed correctly.

"What are you two to count?" The female ticket looked at the two people who were already crazy and said calmly. These two men have seen so many things in the world, and this is the first time they have seen such a box. No matter how good the so-called buy is, it is also mass production, even I have a tongue on his guy, and it is true that this kid said that he had set up a stall and told his fortune before.

Tu Wei put away his surprise and stretched his clothes, "We are here to calculate whether the marriage between the two of us is happy or not." ”

Damn, isn't it an auspicious day for the zodiac? How is it considered a marriage. But yes, most fortune tellers want to know a little more.

The female ticket took out a few folded yellow papers from the box and beckoned me to grind the ink.

"The names of the two of them."

After the two of them reported their names and eight characters, Niu Pang folded the two pieces of yellow paper into two squares and sandwiched them between his middle finger and index finger. "Trouble, find a bowl, fill a bowl with water, remember that the bowl must be full." Niu Fat told me.

I took out a bowl from the kitchen, filled the water dispenser with water, and brought it to Niu Fat, only to see Niu Fat fingers with two pieces of paper in the air turned a circle, plus the strength of the wrist, this circle turned quite horizontally, the compass was the same, and finally spontaneously combusted, this is the second time I have seen this kind of scene, I feel handsome.

The two pieces of paper were originally superimposed on top of each other, and they should have been a puff of smoke when they were burned, but the two pieces of paper formed two prongs of smoke, which spread and intersected in the air, only crossed for a while, and finally continued to become two smokes and dispersed.

Seeing this, Tu Wei's expression was slightly nervous, "Niu Fat, how is it?" ”

Niu Pang stuck the burned soot and fingers into the water, and the soot floated for a while, and then began to fall slowly, sinking to the bottom of the water, without floating at all, which was very illogical.

"One of you has a wrong birthdate, and he is gone, and there is no such person in the world. If you are such a fortune teller, it will be boring. As soon as Niu Fat opened his mouth, I was surprised.

Tu Wei muttered, "It shouldn't be! Both of us are right, did you miscalculate, or did you write it wrong? ”

Niu Fat saw that someone was opposed, and the expression on his face was not very good-looking, "Are you doubting my level?" You don't have to ask me for a fortune teller. As he spoke, he got up.

And the woman next to her spoke, "Master, you're right. Without the squeamishness before, the voice returned to normal and it was quite nice to hear, but I saw her expression lonely, as if she was facing a great enemy.

Niu Fat is really a little bit of a skill.

Niu Pang sat back in his seat and looked at the woman opposite, "If you come sincerely, I will accompany you, if you just spend money to find someone who is good and obedient, this is not the place you should come." "This should be the woman.

There is a dramatic twist on this story? There is a sense of abuse.

"Actually, I'm five years older than my real age, and I'm afraid that Tu Wei will dislike me, so I changed my birth year." The woman glanced at Tu Wei, lowered her head, and said with a wound.

Tu Wei couldn't believe that the woman next to him was cheating on him, "Then you just graduated from college?" ”

"It's a lie, every time you drop me off at the gate of the university, I will come out after I see you gone."

"Then what is your purpose in approaching me?"

"I really don't have a purpose approaching you, I just want to live a good life with you for the rest of my life." As the woman said this, she sobbed tears and dropped them on her hand, splashing them into a splash.

A woman's best weapon is tears, and a blood-stained steel knife can't withstand a woman's watery tears. Feeling a little overwhelmed, I walked over to the bar and handed the paper to the woman. And the man next to him looked at her and shook his head, "Forget it, my mother admits that you are his daughter-in-law, but apart from that, do you have anything to hide from me?" Especially if you're not ....." stopped and didn't speak.

"No, I definitely didn't hide it from you except for this incident." The woman retorted.

Niu Pang took a sip of water, "I'm really embarrassed." "I didn't apologize at all.

"Old man, is the result of me and Tu Wei good or bad?" The woman asked.

Niu Pang shook his head, "The birth date you gave is fake, I only know how his marriage is." ”

Tu Wei saw Niu Pang pointing at him, put away the disdain on his previous face, and looked sincere, "Niu Pang, you said you calculated my future married life?" ”

Niu Fat nodded, "You are short of water in your life, and you keep looking for water to fill it, so that the feng shui of your life has risen first, and this woman is just one of the water." ”

Tu Wei smiled awkwardly, "Before I met him, I was on a blind date, those women are basically water life, my mother said that I am short of water in my life, and finding a woman who lives water will help me develop my career in the future." ”

"I can't figure out your future married life, there are three reasons, first, this woman refuses to report her birth date, which is already disrespectful to divination. Second, there is indeed a person with a water life in your life, and I can't be sure if you don't have a birthday. Third, there is a rule in this divination, a person, one thing, can only be counted once, if you want to count another three years later. Niu Fat said that the head was the way, which made the woman regret it very much.

Tu Wei, a person who has been in the mall for a long time, has also heard of these things, "Yes, yes, my mother also said the same thing before, it seems that Niu Pang You are still a tall man, Niu Fat, can you help me calculate the auspicious day of the zodiac for our marriage?" ”

Niu Pang continued to take out two pieces of yellow paper and divide them among the two people, "This time you will write it yourself, write your birthday clearly, the more carefully you make an appointment, you have missed it once last time, I hope you can seize the opportunity this time." ”

The two of them wrote their birthdays on yellow paper and handed them to Niu Fat, I looked at the birthdays of the two, Tu Wei and Niu Fat were born in one year, eight months older than Niu Fat, this woman is four years and three months older than Tu Wei.

Niu Pang looked at the two of them's birthdays, counted with his right hand, and then kept reading the words that we were not familiar with, pondering and pondering, "Your birthday is a little weird, this auspicious day?" ”

I didn't interject on the side, thinking, what auspicious day is a little weird?

"Is our auspicious day the fourth of April? The 27th day of the second lunar month? Tu Wei looked at Niu Fat cautiously.

As soon as I heard it, isn't this next year's Qingming Festival? Who will get married on this day, four-four? Numbers with inauspicious meanings, plus Qingming Festival? The day of mourning the dead and sweeping the grave, it is indeed not good to get married on this day.

Niu Pang continued to calculate, and after thinking about it, he always felt unsatisfactory, and finally smacked his mouth. "I think you two must get married on the fourth of April, or..."

"Or what?" Tu Wei and the woman said at the same time.

"Unless you're getting married in three years, and there's a lunar eclipse in three years, and you're getting married on that day." Niu Fat's tone even believed me.

The only hope, in Tu Wei's opinion, is simply impossible. "It's impossible, my mother can't survive until then, April 4th, even the heavens sarcastically mock me."

"You said that one of the fortune tellers your mother found said the same thing?" Niu Fat asked.

Tu Wei sighed, "Yes! It was a few years ago, when we were still living in your little bungalow behind you, and then we moved to Beijing. ”

Indeed, at that time, Tu Wei and his family lived in the basement of our area, their family did not like to talk, and there was no contact with the neighbors, and the only contact was the time when his father left, or a friend who asked us to be security guards was single-handed.

"Did your mother often sell vegetables at the entrance of the alley at that time?" Niu Pang continued to ask.

Tu Wei was also curious, and looked at Niu Fat's eyes, "Yes!" "At that time, the family never showed up in public view, and if it wasn't for Tu Wei begging us for help, we wouldn't have noticed his existence.

Niu Fat Yile, "I've heard that someone has calculated his life, but I didn't think about it!" ”

As soon as he heard this, Tu Wei, who was still holding the hope of meaning, was completely like a frosted eggplant, wilting. "Looks like I'm going to have to obey! April 4 is April 4. ”

Niu Pang was strange, "After you went to Beijing, your mother didn't remarry?" ”

This sentence is easy to make people think crookedly, Tu Wei looked at Niu Pang and shook his head.

Niu Pang realized that he had a speech problem, "Your mother didn't find a dragon to marry after taking you to Beijing?" ”

Tu Wei glared, "Dragon? Yes, yes, yes, I did find a dragon man to get married, and then I divorced in less than half a year, and this man later got liver cancer, and I don't know what happened after that. ”

Niu Fat nodded to himself, "That's right, what the old gentleman said is right, even the dragon can't control it, it's all fate!" ”

"What's wrong, Niu Fat, is there something going on here?" Tu Wei was curious, after all, it was his family's business.

"Do you know what happened when your dad died?" Niu Fat asked.

Tu Wei shook his head and thought, "When my dad died? You mean??? "Didn't go on.