Chapter 208: Imminent Matter!
ps: Thank you for the tips of the two children's shoes of "Uncle Lewd in the Other World" and "Tang Poems, Song Ci, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties"! Thank you for your right eye!
Anyway, I went to the county to shoot a film with my right eye today, and I originally wanted to hook up with a few beautiful nurse sisters, but I took a look at it...... It's all aunt-level...... What about the legendary beautiful nurse sister?!
Alas...... It seems that the single days of the right eye have to be extended......
But there is good news that there is nothing wrong with the body of the right eye, it is just that, squatting for a long time with an incorrect squatting position, compressing the nerves......
Well, that's all! The second is a little later, 10 o'clock in the evening...... In order to make up for everyone, three more tomorrow! Anyway, aren't these three more a little more?!
Finally, ask for recommendations, subscriptions, and rewards! Commuter pass or something...... Let's give it to everybody......
Look at the right eye's escape!
Nonsense is an art. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
If the skill is not enough, you can only mix it with the bragging at the bottom stage, which everyone knows is fake, and the skill is average, you can be promoted to a lie, which makes people doubt it, and the skill is profound, then the cow is sent away, and it can basically be washed. The point of the brain! can fool the legs normally, can fool the rich into a poor bastard, and can make himself a rich man by fooling!
Chef Fan was fooled by Uncle Zhao to get a bicycle, watch, and money, and finally had to thank Uncle Zhao. Amway's group of gods and men are even more high-level, relying on a mouth to fool countless people to pay willingly, so it doesn't count, but they have to pull their relatives into the water one by one!
Obviously, Ye Kai's nonsense skills were still not enough, and Ling Hu Chong and Yue Lingshan didn't believe his words at all, looking at Ye Kai as if they were looking at an idiot.
"What's the matter? Unbelief? Ye Kai looked at Ling Hu Chong and Yue Lingshan's expressions of "You are teasing me", and grinned: "If you don't believe it, forget it!" I didn't expect you to believe it! Let's go! ”
As he spoke, he urged the little donkey under him to move forward upside down, not caring about Ling Hu Chong and Yue Lingshan.
"What a weirdo! Younger brother. Let's go! ”
Ling Hu Chong saw that he would be ignored by a young man, so he immediately shook his head funny, greeted Yue Lingshan, and followed behind Ye Kai leisurely.
The mountain road was rugged and difficult to walk, and the sheep intestine path made it impossible for Ling Hu Chong and Yue Lingshan to surpass Ye Kai and run wildly over the horse at all, so they had to let the horse under the seat follow Ye Kai's ass leisurely.
"Senior brother...... Do you think he's looking for revenge on us? ”
Yue Lingshan looked at Ye Kai in front of him, who was leaning on a bundle of grass to lure the donkey forward, approached Linghu Chong, and asked in a low voice, his face full of vigilance.
"Alas...... You're thinking too much! This young man looks like he is sixteen or seventeen years old at most, even if he is seeking revenge. The skill is not much higher, don't worry! ”
Ling Hu Chong replied lazily, and took a sip of wine beautifully, still looking free and uninhibited.
Yue Lingshan was annoyed by his senior brother's indifferent appearance, glared at him hatefully, puffed out his cheeks and turned around, not wanting to pay attention to this drunkard who only knew how to drink. In his heart, he was more vigilant against Ye Kai.
Ye Kai didn't know that he was innocent of the gun, but now he was squinting and his ears were moving. Listen to the movement around you.
Rub Rub ......
Suddenly, there was a faint sound of grass churning, but it was from his own side.
Fly on the grass! Here it comes! Ape flies the sun and the moon!
Ye Kai's closed eyes opened suddenly, only to see a man dressed as an alien race tapping his toes on the reed grass more than half a person high. The whole person rushed in front of Ye Kai quickly.
Nima's! What are you doing running so fast?! Ye Kai secretly scolded himself, his toes slammed on the little donkey's back, and he held the wooden stick tied with grass in his hand, and the whole person flew up a foot high. Falling to the ground, he shouted, "You two get out of the way!" ”
What the?!
Seeing Ye Kai's neurotic movements, Hu Chong and Yue Lingshan were surprised. As a result, when I heard his warning, I was stunned, and Lerma stood in place for a while!
“#¥%……”
Suddenly, a grunting male voice suddenly sounded, and a man wearing a felt hat suddenly broke out from the side of the grass between the two, holding a katana in his hand, and suddenly aimed at Ling Hu Chong and Yue Lingshan from a distance, and all the grass in front of him was split into two in an instant!
"Sword Qi?!" Ling Hu Chong was shocked when he saw this scene, and hurriedly rode his horse and fled, and at the same time shouted: "Little brother avoid!" ”
However, Yue Lingshan's reaction was not as fast as Ling Hu Chong's, and when she reacted, the man's sword had already slashed straight down, and an invisible sword qi rushed straight out, plowing the ground into a deep crack, and it was also speeding towards Yue Lingshan!
"Ahh
Yue Lingshan suddenly let out an exclamation, and hurriedly flew up, wanting to avoid this sword qi. However, because she was so late, the sword qi directly split the horse under Yue Lingshan's seat into two, and she herself was shocked by the aftermath of the sword qi, and her internal force was disordered for a while, and she fell towards the cliff!
Ay...... IQ is a hard wound...... I said that I told you to avoid it, and I was still standing there stupidly!
Ye Kai sighed, and the footsteps that were originally going to pursue Hattori Qianjun suddenly stopped, and he flew up to save Yue Lingshan, who was screaming vigorously.
Stomp! Stomp!
Ye Kai's figure stepped on the protruding stones on the cliff again and again, and the small wooden stick in his hand flicked quickly, entangled Yue Lingshan's wrist, and then pulled her hard, pulling her to the protruding stones on the cliff.
"What a light effort!"
Ling Hu Chong, who flew over and was about to save Yue Lingshan, saw Ye Kai walking on the cliff like walking on the ground, his eyes suddenly rippled, and his feet moved again and again, and he came to Yue Lingshan's side, and after reaching out to protect her, he couldn't help but admire.
"Okay...... Ok......"
Ye Kai grabbed the cliff with one hand, and was relieved to accept Ling Hu Chong's admiration, not modest at all.
"Huh?!"
Suddenly, Ye Kai's face changed suddenly, he looked at the side of the cliff with a solemn expression, and the wooden stick in his hand was erected, tightly protected on his chest, looking like he was facing a great enemy.
There are enemies?!
Seeing Ye Kai's sudden vigilance, Ling Hu Chong and Yue Lingshan's expressions were all stunned, and their bodies suddenly tensed, and they looked in the direction that Ye Kai was looking at.
Brush!
Ling Hu Chong and Yue Lingshan just turned their heads, but they saw a red figure coming quickly, the toes and the cliff were actually separated by a distance of about a foot, and the whole person and the cliff were almost at a ninety degree right angle, passing by Ling Hu Chong and the others, and disappeared from the sight of the three of them in the blink of an eye!
What a speed! Is this the stake of the Sunflower Treasure Book?!
Ye Kai's brows were furrowed, and he secretly compared it in his heart, and finally found that his Ling Bo microstep was comparable to Dongfang's undefeated speed!
Now it's troublesome......
Ye Kai's heart sank.
Although his speed is on par with Dongfang's undefeated, his current attack methods are too few, if he dreams of letting himself alone be undefeated in Dongfang, he really can't help him!
It seems that it is time to practice the martial arts of the Xiaoyao Sect again...... Or...... Get the Dugu Nine Swords?!
"My second pot head!!"
Just when Ye Kai was wondering whether to learn the legendary Dugu Nine Swords, which broke the world, Ling Hu Chong's sad and angry voice suddenly sounded in Ye Kai's ears, interrupting his train of thought.
This drunkard!
Ye Kai looked down and almost laughed!
At this time, Ling Hu Chong was hooking the rope on his wine jug with one foot, looking at the wine jug that was tilted so that there were only a few drops left, with a sad and indignant face!
"How? How many are left?! ”
Ye Kai looked at Ling Hu Chong with a smile as he stretched his neck and shook the wine jug vigorously, and asked with some curiosity.
"How can it be!"
As if he hadn't heard Ye Kai's words, Ling Hu Chong scolded angrily, flew up regardless of it, stepped on the stone of the cliff, and chased the east undefeated!
There are guts! I admire you, boy!
When Ye Kai saw this scene, his eyes suddenly lit up, and his body moved, but he followed Linghu Chong and flew up, leaving Yue Lingshan alone on the cliff to blow the cold wind!
These two bastards!
Yue Lingshan was stunned and looked at the direction where his senior brother and Ye Kai disappeared, and scolded the two of them in their hearts for not being righteous! (To be continued.) )