Chapter 24 Being a man can be shameless, but it can't be without a lower limit
The country is prosperous and strong, and the people live and work in peace and contentment, and suddenly during this period when even the dog is unwilling to die, I have to help my father work in the blacksmith shop when I am busy, and in my spare time, I herd cattle in the forest, racing against time to practice the "Kuihua Treasure Book".
It's just that maybe the merit is not enough, and the speed of cultivation is still considered to be a god according to the records of the treasure book, but people who are used to airplanes suddenly take the high-speed train, and I feel that this speed is the same as the walking of the old ox left by the dog master, and the slowness is unacceptable.
In fact, I also understand that the improvement of the level of the spirit is like an inverted pyramid, the lower the level, the easier it is to improve, and the higher the level, the more spiritual energy is converted into spiritual energy, and even a jump in geometric multiples, so no one can become a big fat man in one bite. Zhang Wuji was able to cultivate the Great Shift of Qiankun at great speed, but didn't he also survive a few years at the bottom of Kunlun Valley to cultivate Jiuyang Divine Skill?
If you don't accumulate steps, you can't reach thousands of miles, and you can't accumulate trickles to become rivers and seas.
I'm in a hurry, but what can I do? Although I want to kill people in person, but this kind of thing is a sin when I think about it, how can it be carried out? Besides, I'm a normal person, and I'm not a big pervert, I can't wait for people to die every day when I'm full, right? They didn't recruit me to provoke me.
Belch! Killing people kills people but they want to get karmic fire, and they still want to get merit? Dream on!
And the physical enhancement that comes with my rapid improvement of the spirit level is also obvious: the increase in strength is the most direct, I used to help my father move more than 100 catties of iron balls, but now it is easy and easy, I even secretly tried to move the more than 300 catties of iron balls, and I can also carry it for a few steps, which is really awesome; You can't test your explosiveness and speed directly, but you should have no problem running into 10 seconds, right!? Do you want to switch to track and field? What a distress! In addition, I feel that my reaction speed and physical function have been greatly improved.
Quack, secret superman cultivation - please don't bother!
The road is long, I will go up and down and seek.
Get! Let's practice slowly, and what we have gained through hard work will be more cherished.
practiced and practiced, and practiced like this until the ninth day of September.
During this period, there were also two things related to me: one was that Deng Wugu came to the door with a few catties of fruit to thank me for saving my life, although I saw that she was unhappy, but I also had to deal with two sentences with hypocrisy, and finally saw her leave refreshed and refreshed, I hatefully raised a fist: return my merits to me; The second is that Wang Er Mazi and Chen San's widow disappeared one after another, and legend has it that they all went to Guangdong to work. Hehe, knowing that their women are in love, I guessed badly: these two goods must be dry firewood, firewood, jackals, tigers and leopards are lonely, and they ran out of the house and shared a house. But I'm not an eventful person, and I don't have the heart to gossip, so I'm just tight-lipped.
In early September, the people of most places in the north choose to worship their ancestors or carry out the activities of respecting the elderly and filial piety on this day, but we do not have this habit here, we sweep the tomb and worship the ancestors only in Qingming, unless there are new dead burials just over three years, six years or ten years of the deceased's relatives find the treasure cave but can not find a suitable day, they will choose to pick up bones and rebury on the Double Ninth Festival.
This has nothing to do with me, I have carefully stepped on the hill in the village before, and I have not found any ghosts that linger and evil spirits that persist forever, even if the grave pit I fell into before, I opened my ears and eyes, and I was stunned that I didn't find the slightest ghost, could it be that the gloomy scenes I saw when I fell before were hallucinations?
If it weren't for the time when I accidentally awakened my psionic energy when I fell into it, I would have believed it was an illusion!
Maybe the hellish place is too mysterious for me to turn it on again, right? Having read a lot of fantasy novels, I thought-hehe, isn't this how fantasy novels are arranged in magical places?
On October 25, 2010, the 18th day of the ninth lunar month, Monday, the weather was fine.
Tomorrow is the polder day, and I was going to help my father do a good job today, refining more iron farm tools and furniture to sell tomorrow, but who expected that just after breakfast early in the morning, Uncle Chen called over and said that Granny Li from Niuneckwo Village of the Feirong Brigade had passed away, so I was prepared, and then I hung up in a hurry.
I didn't react for a while, and I almost scolded Uncle Chen on my mobile phone: People are dead, you let me prepare a yarn? Early in the morning, it is said that the dead are so unlucky!
Then he reacted suddenly: a dead man? Legal Supervisor? Merit?
That's a good thing! I'm going to jump for joy, but then I think about it, someone has passed away, is it appropriate for me to be so happy?
All right! I am calm on the outside, but secretly happy in my heart!
Being a human being can be shameless, but it can't be without a lower limit, right?
I know that Fifth Uncle Chen and they have organized his class of masters (the legal affairs are the masters) to make the first dial to prepare all the matters of their set of legal affairs overtake, and the role of my legal supervisors, the appearance time, the basic cost of appearance, etc., they will help me negotiate, I don't need to worry about this, I just wait for the phone call to go over.
Of course, whether or not to invite me depends on the meaning of the main family, if the main family feels that the death of their relatives is safe and joyful, and all wishes have been fulfilled, then there is no need for that; Or do you think that your relatives are dead, and there is no need to scatter the wealth of the dead? I even think what kind of bullshit is this legal supervisor? Could it be a charlatan?
In fact, some time ago, Uncle Chen and Long Wuye helped me do a small publicity, popularized the role and significance of the legal supervisor, and gave an example of the successful interaction between the dog master and the old scalper.
It's just that Uncle Twenty-Four and others are my own parents, and Fifth Uncle Chen and Fifth Master Long are my partners in legal affairs, and I, a notorious guy in ten miles and eight towns, suddenly became a legal supervisor of Why Laozi, will anyone think that they are asking me to praise me and?
OK! Then the benevolent will see the benevolent, and the wise will see the wise!
Fortunately, Granny Li's descendants were persuaded by Uncle Chen, and finally chose to invite me.
In fact, this is thanks to the fact that this is the countryside, and people in the countryside always have different feelings for ghosts and gods. People in the countryside would rather believe what they have than what they don't, even if they spend money to eliminate disasters, they will buy peace of mind, no matter what superstitious people in the city say and believe in foolish people; And the old and young masters in the city have learned a few big words, know what atheism is, what is a swaggering and deceitful charlatan, what is science to rejuvenate the country and make a rich family, what is a superstitious believer, and so on. Legal Supervisor? Death and see the corpse rice, you! In short, people in the city usually don't believe in these things, but it is incredible that it is those city people who are serious about the big Buddha temples that crowd those famous mountains. All right! Life is so contradictory, and people in the city also have life, and there is contradictory freedom.
However, when I came to Granny Li's mourning hall with a few catties of oranges, the mourning hall, which had been crying and sobbing constantly, suddenly became silent.
It's such a weird atmosphere, so embarrassing for me.