Chapter 0069: It's really hard to get a first victory
The first six kills of Yasuo can be said to be more difficult each time, in order to replenish the damage, Fang Yan successively purchased the black cut and the curtain blade.
Unfortunately, Yasuo still made the Central Asian hourglass in the 23rd minute. Although it is difficult to kill the opposite mid laner alone, the balance of victory is tilting in favor of the anchor team.
In 24 minutes, the fat general was ordered to take advantage of the opponent's jungler to emerge on the lower road, he caught the stone man's move in the cooling interval and hooked it into his arms in one fell swoop, and the five-layer bleeding effect instantly fell full, entering a state of blood rage, accompanied by a shocking roar, and killed a human head with the "Noxus guillotine".
βNiceοΌβ Lord Wei was excited.
"See? Solo kill! Strength single kill! Tell me, who is the top dad? β
The fat man took advantage of the hero's return trip to count the seconds, his hands were off the keyboard and mouse, and he actually played "one-handed dribbling" with his own self-esteem, he imagined that he was holding a basketball in his hand, but in fact he kept pressing up and down on the air on the right side of the chair.
Some viewers have sharp eyes, and the skin used by the fat general in this game is "Slam Dunk Darius", and Nock will dribble all the way when he moves, which is a highlight. And his proud ultimate "Guillotine" has also been changed to a special effect of "Slam Dunk".
Swelling is a stinky virtue common to the 203 bedrooms, the fat man just got the head, and immediately swelled, pretending to pull Fang Yan's arm: "Coach...... I want to play basketball ......"
"Playing basketball? Okay, I won't go to Languifang that night, let's go to the playground to play. β
"No, don't, I'm kidding." The fat man immediately returned to normal.
"Coach, I want to play basketball" This stalk is not understood by many post-95s and post-00s audiences, and the older post-80s and post-90s have watched the Japanese comic "Slam Dunk", and naturally they can understand Mitsui Shou's stalk, and they can't help laughing and scolding:
[Dead fatty, you swelled up just by killing a stone man? γ
[Coach, I want to play basketball too]
[Come out and mix, the equipment all depends on fighting]
[666, the fat general's posture of dribbling in this wave looks like Nock]
[Excuse me, is this the live broadcast room of "E-sports O'Neal"? γ
[If we don't sell cuteness, we can continue to be good friends]
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I have to say that the fat man's single kill has greatly boosted the morale of the anchor team, and the enemy's mid-laner has been defeated, resulting in several waves of team battles in a row, and the six outer towers were quickly uprooted.
But no one thought that the auxiliary fan mother, who had always behaved decently, suddenly began to give away people's heads without brains.
The first few times she acted in place, such as going to the wild area to insert an eye and being caught, or accidentally being recruited by a stone man to open a group in a team battle, after all, she is a bronze player, and she can't be expected to use dodge skills.
But after sending three heads in a row, Fang Yan found that this person was very problematic, she began to send it deliberately, rushing to the tower, buying five-speed shoes to send, buying real eyes to insert them in the opposite highland, and letting Yasuo dismantle his eyes to make up for the economy.
"What's the situation?" Lord Wei looked confused.
"I guessed the beginning, but I didn't guess the end." Fang Yan held his cheek with one hand and squeezed out a wry smile in front of the main camera, "I've always wondered why the studio is not a five-person team but a four-person team?" It turned out that their fifth person was an actor. β
"In order to ensure a 100% win rate, they will arrange for one ghost to go to other teams. Yes, the means are very clever. β
Erzhu nodded slightly. Lord Wei still didn't understand the situation, "Wait, I don't understand, how do they make sure that the actors in their studio are exactly matched in the same game?" β
"Simple, there's nothing that one actor can't play, if there is, then two actors."
"You mean?"
"There may be more than a dozen people in the studio, four people in a group, and then let a group of individual actors match individually, if these accounts are all in the same war zone of the same rank, it is easy to match the same game."
Before Fang Yan's words fell, the fan mother who died again knocked out a classic line of "The King of Comedy" on the public screen:
"I'm sorry, I'm undercover!"
"Bastard! Erzhu, check their coordinates, book me a plane ticket, I'm going to fly over and smash their studio! Lord Wei was so angry that he slapped the table up, using too much force, and slapped the mechanical keyboard to pieces. Frightened, the rabbit girl behind Fang Yan covered her mouth, and her delicate figure trembled.
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[If you don't agree with each other, you want to fly over just head-on? γ
[Hahaha, Lord Wei's temper and I have a fight]
[I'm sorry, actually...... I'm an actor]
[I'm sorry, I'm undercover]
[I should play with you and turn a blind eye to ......]
[So grumpy? It's not good, it's a public figure]
[Can WiFI really find out the addresses of these people?] The report is out, we will help you blast]
[Remember the small book, WIFI man quick note]
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"Kinky/Cheap Little Prince", Erzhu wrote with a pen, adding another game ID to the great hacker blacklist.
"Help him change the keyboard first, and I'll pay you the original price for this smash later." Fang Yan finally comforted the injured little white rabbit behind him, returned to his seat, and patted Wei Jian's shoulder heavily:
"Calm down, how many times have I told you? It's just a game, and the brothers come out to play for fun, and they can't be angry with this kind of person. β
"What now? It's really frustrating, why is it so difficult to get a first win? "Lord Wei changed to a brand new keyboard, but he was in no mood to operate it anymore.
"I ask you, what about R-Shem, who said yes? You haven't shown me yet, have you? Fang Yan happily brainwashed his roommate, "You set the goal of this game as 'successfully perform an R flash', even if you win." β
The boss of the dormitory is really bad, managing a group of strange people, some of them are hard, some of them are soft, and some of them have to be coaxed......
The four reloaded again, and with the presence of a sixth man on the team, it was difficult to win the game again. The four of them simply readjusted the goal of the game - to dispatch the combat power of a dormitory to help kill Yasuo ten times.
"Audience friends, I'm very sorry, because of irresistible factors, I can't kill Yasuo ten times alone, but the previous promise remains the same - I will still kill him ten times!"
[It's okay]
[Anchor, you are free, I'm already reporting this assistance]
[I've never seen such a bottomless boosting studio, let alone such a dignified Yasuo]
[Hey, it's really hard to get a first victory]
[What if Yasuo shrinks into the spring water and doesn't come out?] γ
[What garbage anchor? Can't even get your first win? γ
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The seventh kill, thanks to Lord Wei's blind monk, flew out from the blind spot of F4's field of vision, and kicked Yasuo into Nock's arms with one kick, and the wind wall was wildly output by the policewoman and robbery before it could be cast, and it didn't help to open the golden body, Fang Yan didn't even bother to zoom in, and took Yasuo's life with a basic attack when his teammates deliberately made people's heads.
In the 32nd minute of the game, Yasuo, who had disappeared for a long time, confidently came out of the mountain, taking the Central Asian Hourglass, Thorns, and Langton with him. It's a pity that at this time, the catastrophe has already been dressed as six gods, the team battle is triggered, the fat man is not skilled at all, "Slam Dunk" did not think about grabbing the head, but directly slapped the real damage of an explosion on Yasuo's head after the five layers of bleeding effect were stacked, Fang Yan's robbery finally entered the field, collected Yasuo's head, handed over W and ran back, and finally returned to the initial position with R, successfully played the opposite four people and escaped, and his teammates were wiped out under the strong control of the stone man and the bull head.
In the ninth kill, Fang Yan seized the opportunity of the opponent to fight the big dragon and cut in single-handedly, deceiving most of the enemy's skills with the resurrection armor, and then his teammates entered the field and output Yasuo without brains, and after resurrecting from the place, he killed Yasuo with the passive effect of ultimate + ruin + curtain blade. His own super god was also terminated, and the remaining three people on the opposite side got the big dragon BUFF and successfully broke the two ways.
Ten kills are promised, and the last one is missing.
Yasuo bought the last piece of equipment "Resurrection Armor", and released cruel words on the public screen: "There is a kind of killing me alone?" β
No one paid any attention, he simply cowered in the spring, and after three full minutes, he never came out again.
"What to do? This kind of person is disgusting. The fat general frowned.
"Don't want the high ground, they can tear down the incisor tower if they like. Let's go, follow me to the spring. β
Fang Yan's expression froze, and he looked at Lord Wei with resentment, "You old Indian blind man, can you?" The last kill, it's up to you. β
"It's really distressing, you can't even get your first win?"
Ye Xin shook her head again and again in the corner, but compared to the first victory of this anchor team, she cared more about how Emperor Yan would kill Yasuo, who was cowering in the spring and had a resurrection armor + invincible golden body?