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Xu Xian is too old, he has long passed the golden age of cultivation, just like a gymnast and a professional player, he will become tofu scum after the age of twenty......

And his qualifications are also mediocre, even if he has the simplest method and the most gentle teacher, it still took Xun Yue's effort to get started.

Even if the white lady didn't say it, he also knew about his qualifications, and he couldn't help but feel depressed, so he asked Xiao Yu to borrow wine to drown his sorrows, who knew that he happened to see Xiao Yu practicing drawing talismans, he was interested, so he followed to learn, who would have thought that he would draw a yellow talisman casually!

Looking at Xu Xian, who looked indifferent, as if he had just taken a sip of tea, and didn't know what he had done, Xiao Yu tugged at the corners of his mouth, and looked at the toad Taoist with a stiff gaze:

"Could it be that he is the legendary rune genius who is rare in 10,000 years?"

The toad Taoist opened his mouth, his eyes were glazed, and his eyes were clouded: "Maybe it's really ......."

As the saying goes, everyone is born a genius, it depends on whether he can find the direction of his own light, although Xu Xian is not a reading material, but he is rare in drawing talismans.

It is said that since Xu Xian resigned from Ping'an Hall, he has been idle at home for most of the month, quite a bit of the taste of sitting and eating the empty mountain, at this time the lazy man and the lazy woman will be poked in the back, he is anxious, at this moment he found that he actually has a talent for drawing talismans, and it is like an old man who has a second spring, and the whole person is on fire.

After learning the talisman painting method of dispelling illness and warding off evil spirits from Xiao Yu, he felt that he could take on a big responsibility, so he began to run before and after, preparing to set up a pharmacy in the "Security Hall", turning over as a serf to sing, and experiencing the taste of a shopkeeper himself.

It's just that the land price in Hangzhou at this time is not cheap, and the land deed, decoration fee, procurement fee, etc., add up to a few hundred taels of silver, not to mention the silver for asking the guys to buy medicinal materials.

The white lady saw it in her eyes and was anxious in her heart, only suffering from having no long things and not being able to help her lover, so it was inevitable that she would be a little sad in her heart.

If it continues according to the original story, "The sky and the earth are big, only my sister is the biggest" After Xiaoqing learned about it, without saying a word, she secretly went to the treasury of the government to steal gold and silver, which solved her urgent need.

Whether Xiaoqing's head was caught by the door panel or not is not mentioned for the time being, the key is that you just steal it, and as a result, a lot of evidence was left, so that soon after, the government found out that Xiaoqing was the mastermind of the theft of the treasury silver, so Xu Xian was arrested in prison, and a lot of bad things happened later.

But this time it's different, it's not that Xiaoqing, the girl, suddenly opened up, but-

"Hey, lend me a few hundred taels of silver and pay you back another day." Xiaoqing sat on the chair and spoke directly unceremoniously.

"Is this your begging attitude? Even if it's a kitten praying for food, I know how to sell a cute first, this uncle borrowed money from you to see what kind of attitude you have! Xiao Yu complained wildly.

"Cut, it's so shameful for a big man to have a hard time with a little woman like me." Xiaoqing pouted.

Xiao Yu continued to roar, "You're enough! When he eats and drinks the sea, he says that he is a snake demon, and if he doesn't take advantage of it, he says that he is a little woman, who is not ashamed! ”

Xiaoqing took a sip of tea slowly, turned a blind eye to Xiao Yu's accusations, and said:

"Xu Xian wants to open a pharmacy, but my sister and I have no money, aren't you and Xu Xian brothers in life? Shouldn't you give out this happy money? ”

"Your family wants a few hundred taels of silver!"

Xiaoqing turned her head and snorted:

"You just say borrow it or not, in short, it will definitely be repaid to you in a month, if you can't pay it back...... Big deal, big deal,"

A touch of red flew on her face, and her voice was much lower, with a touch of shyness: "It's a big deal, I'll pay you ......."

"Take it." Before the words fell, Xiao Yu had already placed a stack of silver tickets in front of her.

"Turn right when you go out, if you don't give it away, this is my happy money, how ugly is it to borrow? You don't have to pay it back. ”

Xiaoqing came back to his senses, gritted his teeth and said, "Bastard! ”

At this time, a soft and glutinous voice came from outside the main hall, "Who is here?" ”

Xiaoqing was slightly stunned, and saw a girl in her twenties walk in, turning the green silk into a bun, inserting a jade hairpin, and her simple dress has a dusty atmosphere, although her appearance is not beautiful, but she has a smart and graceful taste, especially those big eyes, which seem to be able to speak.

There happened to be a wind blowing, the sun outside the house was just right, the mottled broken shadows fluttered down, and the girl's eyes flowed, as if the smile on the face of the spring water melting the thin ice was extremely bright, like the soft waves of the West Lake rippling layer upon layer.

The smile full of healing, even Xiaoqing was a little distracted.

Xiaoqing came back to her senses and turned her head to look at Xiao Yu, "...... this girl?" ”

"It's my wife."

"Huh?" Xiaoqing's eyes widened, "What about Miss Shan'er?" ”

Xiao Yu replied seriously:

"It's my wife, too."

Fortunately, Xiao Yu is very thick-skinned, otherwise he really wouldn't have been able to say such shameless words.

"I didn't see that you are still a big carrot!" Xiaoqing felt irritable in her heart for no reason, got up and walked out in a huff, walked a few steps, suddenly stopped, turned back and grabbed the silver ticket from Xiao Yu, walked to Da Mengshen, bit her lip and said, "This guy likes the new and hates the old, and he will definitely abandon you in the future, I advise you to leave quickly, don't be deceived by him!" ”

The big cute god grinned and said:

"No, the bad guys are the best for me."

"Aren't you bewitched by his spells? Still speaking for him? Xiaoqing said bitterly.

"Nope." Da Meng God shook his head and pursed his lips, "Don't say bad things about him." ”

"Poof-" Xiaoqing almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of blood, and only regarded Da Mengshen as a young lady who was not deeply involved in the world and was deceived by others.

She turned her head and glared at Xiao Yu through gritted teeth, and said in a low voice:

"If you dare to ruin people's innocence, I will eat you!"

“……”

Xiaoqing turned around and left angrily, leaving Xiao Yu and Da Mengshen looking at each other, crying and laughing.

Xiao Yu looked at Da Mengshen and said seriously: "The little lady hasn't seen her for a long time, is it okay?" ”

Da Mengshen glanced at him and giggled: "Nonsense again, obviously I only saw it half a month ago." ”

Xiao Yu pretended to be surprised: "As the saying goes, if you don't see each other for a day, it's like every three autumns, so that we haven't seen each other for many years, so I almost fell ill with lovesickness...... Hurry up and let me carefully check how my cultivation has been lately. ”

"It's going to be gibberish!" A red glow flew on the face of the big cute god, and Ai Ai walked to his side.

As the so-called thick-skinned and eating enough, between men and women, there is always one party who wants to take the initiative, so Xiao Yu pulled his hand and pulled the big cute god into his arms.

"Oops!" Da Mengshen let out a low cry and was about to get up, but one hand fell on his waist, only a slight pinch, and his strength was suddenly gone.

"You, you let go!" Her face was crimson.

"Don't let go." Xiao Yu looked innocent, "I have a disease that I can't let go of my hand without kissing, what do you say?" ”

"Bad guy~~" Da Meng God opened her mouth aggrievedly, the annoying guy, she knew how to bully people, she turned sideways, her fingers slid over the hair of her ear temples, and glared at Xiao Yu with disgust and shame, and a gentle and gentle smile flowed in the girl's bright eyes.

I have to admit that there are always some people who can amaze the time and soften the years in a casual retrospective.

Seeing this smile, Xiao Yu only felt suffocated in his breath, he couldn't help but reach out and hug the soft waist, Da Mengshen didn't cater to it, but he didn't resist, and he didn't grit his teeth nervously, just overwhelmed and a little expectation.

The tip of the tongue shrank back aggrievedly, but it didn't swallow it in his stomach, Xiao Yu refused to keep to himself, he didn't know how to stop at all, and he kept getting an inch, which made Da Mengshen want to cry aggrievedly.

It's just that even if she was bullied like this, she didn't dare to resist, so she could only clench her fists tightly and shrink into Xiao Yu's arms, weak and helpless to be bullied by him. Fortunately, although I don't want to admit it, there is really no way to disgust Da Mengshen with this taste...... She only felt dizzy in her head and wanted to push him away, but she didn't have any soft strength on her body, so dizzy, she wanted to faint.

……

The next day, Xiao Yu was practicing drawing talismans with Da Mengshen in the backyard of the hospital, when suddenly footsteps sounded, stepping on extremely hard, with a sense of anger.

Turning her head to see, the person who came was actually Xiaoqing again, this girl looked at Xiao Yu and Da Mengshen who were you and me, her face was suddenly covered with a layer of frost, and she threw a red wedding card on the table with a snap, gritted her teeth and said:

"Please, drink, gotta go!"

It turned out that after she took the silver ticket back yesterday, she happened to see a visitor from the courtyard, and it was a woman, a woman named Xu Jiaorong.

After Xu Jiaorong saw Bai Suzhen, she felt that it must be the ancestral tomb of her old Xu family that was smoking, otherwise how could there be a fairy girl who favored Xu Xian?

So he hid it from Xu Xian, and gave the marriage date of the two.

After Xu Xian knew, he couldn't say that he wouldn't marry, after all, the momentum had already been created, and the white lady had also promised to marry, if he refused at this time, it could be said that he would slap the woman in the face, and Xu Xian was probably happy in his own heart, so he half-pushed and half-came......

Xu Jiaorong was also in a hurry, for fear that such a gentle and beautiful brother-in-law would run away, so she went to the east of the city to invite a fortune teller and a matchmaker that day.

The fortune teller who received the money was quite moral and professional, and he pretended to roll his eyes and pinch for a while, patted his thigh very exaggeratedly, and shouted "Made in heaven, a good couple, many children and grandchildren, IKEA" ...... The matchmaker also smiled, "The eighteenth of this month is an auspicious day......

So the wedding card was delivered to the neighbors that night.

The two families are not figures with heads and faces, and the marriage naturally does not need to be known to everyone, only the neighbors and friends who have been around the country have been invited, Xiao Yu is Xu Xian's "friend of life and death", so naturally he can't be without a share, so Xiaoqing, the girl, came again.

"When?" Xiao Yu asked.

Xiaoqing snorted coldly, "That fat matchmaker said that three days later will be a good day and an auspicious day." ”

"So fast?" The big cute god is staggering.

Xiaoqing pouted and said: "You love me, the man is unmarried, the woman is unmarried, if you like it, you will be together, what's the hurry?" ”

Xiao Yu sighed and muttered to himself, "Leave us there, most of the reasons for flash marriages are because of big stomachs, and we can't hide ......."

Xiaoqing was stunned for a moment, and after understanding the meaning of Xiao Yu's words, she was immediately furious:

"I dare to arrange my sister, if I don't take your head today, I will believe you!"

"There are enough people buried in my ancestral grave, and there is really no place for ......" (To be continued.) )