Chapter 3: Mo Lang, Goodbye!
In the hall, the man in white and the woman just now sat at the table and drank tea leisurely, looking like they had calculated that someone would come back, so that someone hated it after seeing it, but someone still walked up to a man very calmly and said very doggedly: "Hehe... Big brother, it was wrong for me to bite you just now, and I also bit your noble jade ear, which is simply a big rebellion! However, for the sake of me being a first-time offender, let me go. I have a hundred-year-old grandmother, a nephew who has just completed the moon, and my parents who have been bedridden for many years and my deaf and dumb brother and sister-in-law are all waiting for me to make money to support. Someone squeezed out a few tears, and he was almost touched by himself.
"Luo Wusheng, female, 22 years old, just graduated from college, the only daughter in the family, only her grandfather is still alive. After graduation, he was not satisfied with the status quo, and secretly ran to Beijing behind his parents' back, but was deceived by netizens. In desperation, he asked for 4,000 oceans from his parents and rented a peasant house in the Sixth Ring Road. I got a job as a hotel clerk, but I did the job of a hotel waiterγγγγγγ The man in white said as if he was carrying information.
"Stop, stop..."Luo Wusheng looked at the actor in white and said, wailing in his heart: Can there be anyone weaker than me? This is obviously a planned and investigative kidnapping! But what are you doing kidnapping me?
"Hey, dead shemale..."The man in white's eyes instantly became sharp, Luo Wusheng was frightened, so he could only quickly change his words: "I'm a dead shemale! I am! Big brother, can you tell me what you want to do when you arrest me?"
"Nothing to do. The man in white said expressionlessly. Compared with the previous gentleness or grievances, Luo Wusheng only felt that the man in front of him was a man who sang his face, and he changed when he said it.
"Woo... Big brother, what are you doing if you don't do anything? I don't have any money if you want money, and I don't have the same material as the beautiful woman next to you, what are you for?..." Luo Wusheng wailed nonsensically.
"Because you're a woman!" the man in white said lightly, almost choking Luo Wusheng to death again.
"Ahem... Miscellaneous... What? Because I'm a woman?"
The man in white nodded seriously.
"Big brother, are you sure you're not kidding me?"
The man in white lowered his head and drank tea...
"Big brother, are you short of women?"
The man in white is still drinking tea...
"Big brother, is this beautiful woman next to you also a shemale?"
The man in white was choked for a moment, raised his eyes and looked at the beauty next to him, the stone-like beauty finally reacted a little, and the reaction was a little big!"Luo Wusheng, you repeat what you just said, see that I don't waste you!" The woman stood up, looking like she was about to rush over and eat Luo Wusheng alive, making Luo Wusheng's calves tremble three times uncontrollably. Luo Wusheng moved to the side of the man in white in fear, and the corners of the man in white's mouth rose slightly, only for a moment. Then he said very coldly: "Xiang, that's enough, go out!" The beautiful Xiang glanced at Luo Wusheng hatefully and rushed out of the room angrily.
Luo Wusheng looked at the back of the beautiful Xiang, and silently wailed in his heart, "Good girl, don't go so fast, you fell on something, you fell on me!" Just as Luo Wusheng was about to quietly follow the beautiful Xiang and slip away, the man in white threw her on the bed like a chicken. Luo Wusheng vigilantly moved to the innermost end of the bed, thinking, "The dead shemale doesn't plan to eat me up and wipe me off now and throw it on the mass grave, right?"
"Don't... Stay back. Luo Wusheng said with some trembling.
The man in white smiled helplessly, wrapped Luo Wusheng in the quilt, straightened Luo Wusheng, looked at Luo Wusheng's eyes, "My name is Fifth Mo, your man" Introduced himself simply and competently.
"Ahem, ahem... Big brother, are you sure you're not teasing me again?" Luo Wusheng felt frightened again.
"Don't call me big brother, call me Mo. Fifth Mo corrected Luo Wusheng's title very seriously.
"Don't. Luo Wusheng arrogantly denied.
"Huh?" Fifth Mo's good-looking sword eyebrows were raised up and down, a little funny.
Luo Wusheng protested in a low voice: "Can't you change your name?"
"Why?" Fifth Mo looked at Luo Wusheng with some puzzlement.
"That Xiang girl just now also called you Mo, is she one of your women?" Luo Wusheng deliberately asked in a sour tone, secretly thinking arrogantly in his heart: I haven't been coquettish, haven't you seen coquettish? What's so difficult about this, hum.
The corners of the fifth Mo's mouth rose slightly: "No, I only have one woman, and that is you." β
Luo Wusheng chuckled inwardly: Damn, what this big brother won't say is true, right? It's too frightening! But Luo Wusheng continued to say in a coquettish tone: "Then I want a special title." β
The fifth ink looked at Luo Wusheng ambiguously, and approached Luo Wusheng's ear, the warm breath made Luo Wusheng a little itchy, and he wanted to push the fifth ink away, but it was just the fifth ink's sentence "Mo Lang." Let her choke on her own spit again.
"Ahem, cough, cough..."Luo Wusheng whispered in his heart: Could it be that this eldest brother crawled out of the grave in outer space?
"What's wrong, not good?" Fifth Mo saw Luo Wusheng's appearance, thinking that she disliked him, and her face couldn't help but feel a little cold.
Luo Wusheng was so frightened by the cold air on Fifth Mo's body that he was shocked, "No, it's quite... Pretty good. But I rolled my eyes in my heart and made up the second half of the sentence: Okay, it makes the goosebumps on my body want to get drunk.
Fifth Mo said expectantly, "Then call to listen." β
"Huh!?" Luo Wusheng cried out a little speechlessly.
"Isn't it okay?" Fifth Mo pouted slightly, looking aggrieved like a bugs bunny who couldn't get a carrot.
Luo Wusheng spit out two words from his mouth with great difficulty: "Ink... Man. β
A Mo Lang screamed that the fifth Mo was stunned, this was the first time Luo Wusheng had called him so affectionately since he had known her, although she didn't remember the past, but that was okay. The greedy fifth ink wants to listen again, "Call it again, familiar and familiar." β
Luo Wusheng was a little stunned, and scolded in his heart: What? Call again?! Let the crows continue to sing together above their heads. How can you not scream? "I... My head is suddenly dizzy, and my chest hurts..."Luo Wusheng held his head with one hand and covered his chest with the other.
How could Fifth Mo not see that she was pretending on purpose, but she still worriedly helped Luo Wusheng to lie down and covered her with a quilt, "You are still very weak after resting for a while." β
"Well, if people watch me sleep, I won't sleep well. Luo Wusheng blinked her big eyes coquettishly.
Fifth Mo knew that this was an eviction order, but she was not angry, anyway, she was already with him, and they would have more time in the future. So he gently advised: "Okay, you rest first, I'll call you at dinner." β
"Okay, let's get out quickly..."Saying that, Luo Wusheng suddenly fell silent, and she realized that she was a little anxious, so she deliberately coughed a few times to hide her disguise, and quickly closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep. Fifth Mo smiled slightly and walked straight out of the room.
β1,2,3... 11!" Luo Wusheng's eyes lifted a little gap, and when he saw that there was no one left, he turned over and sat up, tiptoed to the door, listened to the movement outside the door, and finally breathed a long sigh of relief, slowly opened the door, walked towards the woods in the courtyard, and hid in the woods, because it was not easy to be discovered.
"Mo Lang, Goodbye!" Luo Wusheng gave a flying kiss to the room he had just come out of.