Volume 3 Water City Chapter 165 Fooling around with death
It's very real to be a fool, and if you don't get involved with your relatives or bring your reasons, you naturally won't help an outsider.
Hu Yi on the side hurriedly helped to intercede, "Uncle, Pharmacist Zhou is kind to me, he just helped me heal Xiaoyu, for my sake, you can help him once." ”
Hu raised his eyebrows, "Your face? It's because of your face that I didn't blast him out immediately! He is kind to you and I help him open the black box These are two different things, they can't be confused, if you want me to help, he has to come up with something practical." ”
If the strange temper of nonsense comes up, whoever persuades him will be in vain, and the six relatives will not recognize it, no wonder Old Man Hu scolded him when he was dying, and he couldn't forgive this unfilial rebel when he was about to braid.
However, when these words fell into Zhou Nian's ears, he heard some hope.
Hugging his fists again, Zhou Nian chuckled, "Hehe, what does Uncle Hu mean by the so-called actual things?"
Hu Xiao lowered his head and thought for a while, and was about to speak, but suddenly there was a sound of hurried footsteps outside the house, interrupting the conversation of several people.
On the left and right of the door, a thin young man walked in with his head poked his head in, carrying a delicate food box in his hand, and asked in a low and tentative voice, "Uncle Hu, are you awake? ”
As soon as the words fell, the eyes of the three quickly shifted.
"Ahh
"Uncle Hu, do you have a guest?"
Hu Fu stared at the food box and swallowed his saliva, with food, he even saved the introduction, and said impatiently, "Don't worry about them, hurry up and give me something to eat." ”
"Oh......" hesitantly responded, seeing that the nonsense didn't treat Zhou Nian as a dish at all, the little guy simply ignored the other party, tiptoed to the bottom of the iron cage, and then opened the food box.
As soon as the lid was lifted, a stinky smell immediately filled the whole room, the stench was so stinking that it made people's lungs hurt, and when I looked closely, the plate was filled with a plate of hot fried stinky tofu!
"Oh my!"
Zhou Nian and Hu Yi covered their noses at the same time, there was no one in this room.
The inside of the thatched hut is already messy, the leftovers are all hairy, the taste is smoky, and the fried stinky tofu that has just come out of the pot is so mixed with it, the taste is even more uncomfortable than falling into the dung pit!
"Let's go ......"
Rushing to the door quickly, thanks to the good ventilation there, Zhou Nian and Hu Yi breathed in the fresh air towards the street, as if they had been reborn after the catastrophe, and they would probably be dizzy if they took a slow step.
Dirty and messy, plus I love to eat stinky tofu, this nonsense is really a talent!
Among the four people, only the little guy and the fool can stand this smell, and the little guy often comes to bring him food, and over time, he gets used to it.
And the nonsense is a natural good mouthful, sniffing and sniffing, and constantly praising it, "Wow, it's so fragrant, today's stinky tofu is the most authentic!"
It's up to him to say it!
Zhou Nian and Hu Yi leaned against the door frame to look inside, but saw that the little guy slowly picked up the plate and walked to the corner, squatted down in front of the old yellow dog and searched carefully, and finally found a broken bowl that was missing!
It was the dog bowl used by the old yellow dog to eat, and unexpectedly, the little guy didn't even pick it up, and poured the stinky tofu into it with a crooked plate.
Halfway through the pouring, he handed the plate to the old yellow dog, and the dog bowl rose in a straight line along an iron chain, and was soon delivered to the fool's hand.
Dogs use plates, people use dog bowls, people and dogs are upside down, it's so out of tune!
Zhou Nian felt a little like vomiting when he saw it, frowned and whispered, "Hey, your uncle still has this habit?
Hu Yi was also stunned, and it took a long time before he blushed and held back a sentence, "I...... I don't know, I haven't been here in a long time. ”
With such a strange uncle, Hu Yi not only wanted to cry, but also broke down!
Nonsense doesn't pay attention to the eyes of secular people, Xu is really hungry, he grabs the dog bowl with his hands, and the hot stinky tofu is sent to his mouth one by one, stuffed into his mouth, and his mouth is full of it, and he looks like he has never eaten in his life, and he vaguely praises it, "It's so fragrant!"
He looked refreshed, rubbed a handful of things on his body while eating, wiped the oil in his hand, and then took out a maple leaf from his arms and threw it on the ground at will.
When the little guy saw it, he laughed so hard that his nose came out, and he ran over and bent down to pick it up, holding the food box and hugging his fist and thanking him, "Thank you Uncle Hu, you eat slowly first, and I will bring you food in the evening." ”
"Well, remember to bring me some wine in the evening. "Messing around and instructing while eating.
"Yes. The little guy nodded with a smile and bowed.
Half a plate of stinky tofu was quickly eaten, and the portion was not much, but Hu Fu still burped with a satisfied face, and casually pulled a very hard hay from the grass mat under his buttocks, and then put it in his mouth and began to pick his teeth.
This kind of person still has a face and teeth, and it is estimated that this is the only place where he knows how to groom himself.
If it weren't for the relationship between the Karakuri box, when he met this kind of person on weekdays, Zhou Nian would have pinched his nose and left, but now, ......
Alas, people are under the eaves and have to bow their heads, Zhou Nian has a request for others, and he has to endure it.
Returning to the thatched hut again, Zhou Nianqiang held back the smell of stinky tofu around him, and said with a smile, "Hehe, Uncle Hu, can you tell me the actual things you said before?"
"Poof!"
Messing around spit the hay in his mouth on the ground, he raised his eyebrows, and then said, "You want me to help you, unless you help with something first." ”
"What's the matter?"
"Let me out. ”
"Huh?" Zhou Nian almost jumped up, "Could it be that you can't get out by yourself?"
"Nonsense, if I come out, I still need you?"
Zhou Nian was curious, "Then how did you get locked in a cage?"
When he heard about it, he was a little proud, "Hehe, I took the initiative to come in." ”
"What!" Zhou Nian frowned, he locked himself up, and he couldn't get it out, this is a joke!
Looking up and glancing at the iron cage, Zhou Nian then asked, "Why can't you come out?"
"Click!"
Hu Fu knocked on the lock on the iron cage, "See this? This thing, it's called Xiangyun Sticky Chain, and it can't be opened if it's fastened." ”
"How do you know it won't open?"
Messy grinned, "Hehe, because I invented it, I don't have a key, so I can't open it." ”
"You won't cut off the iron cage without a key?" Zhou Nian suddenly thought of a clumsy solution.
Hu Fu shook his head, "Impossible, this iron cage and Xiangyun sticky chain are forged from the same material, ordinary sharp weapons, and they can't be cut at all." ”
Zhou Nian was even more puzzled, "What kind of material is it?"
"Hmm......" Foolish nodded his chin and thought for a while, and said coldly, "Do you know the Xiao family?"
"Xiao family, you know, what's wrong?"
"There is an old dragon that has been cultivated for thousands of years in the back mountain of the Xiao family, with a short temper and strong strength, and the thing that traps it is a chain of the same material as this iron cage!"
"Hiss......" gasped, recalling the scene when he met the little loach in the Xiao family before, Zhou Nian suddenly understood the power of the iron cage in front of him.
The pig iron mixed into the gas coat, even the little loach is helpless against it, and ordinary sharp weapons are of no help at all.
With a strong fist clench, Zhou Nian suddenly became a little annoyed, and said angrily, "You, you're really sick! Isn't it death to lock yourself up?"
"Because I want to verify the power of this lock, if even I, the inventor, can't open it, then the ability of this lock will pass!"
“......”
This is a madman! I'm almost stunned by the research of tools, and I actually risk my own life, but I am really persistent!
Seeing Hu Hao's flat expression, Zhou Nian turned his head to look at Hu Yi, gritted his teeth and said, "Can I go up and beat your uncle?"
Hu Yi shook his head, "I advise you not to be impulsive, you can't beat him." ”
"How do you know you can't beat it if you don't try?"
"Because, he's a one-star martial master!"
"Huh, one-star martial master, just like this?"
Hu Yi shook his head and smiled bitterly, "I can't do anything about his appearance, but the facts are the facts, he is indeed a one-star martial master." ”
There is no heavenly reason, this kind of person has cultivated to a one-star martial master, Zhou Niancai is only a three-star martial artist, I really want to find a piece of tofu to die!
Listening to the conversation between the two, he picked his nose, and then interjected, "Hey, boy, do you agree to my request?"
As soon as he asked, Zhou Nian suddenly hesitated, and his palm couldn't help touching his arms, and then took it back.
The cold touch, hard to the touch, and a sharp weapon that can cut through the iron cage Zhou Nian does not have it for the time being, but he has a special material that can forge a divine weapon - Taigu Yunling!
Taigu Cloud Order, this is still a set of tokens created by Zhou Nian when he became a Xinghe Martial Saint, a total of thirteen, the size and shape are exactly the same, the material is taken from the spirit beast mountain range around the imperial capital, it is extracted from the bones of some thousand-year-old spirit beasts, it was originally used to suppress the spirit beast The mountain gate key, but since Zhou Nian was framed by a traitor and fell, the thirteen Taigu Cloud Orders also disappeared and were scattered in different corners of the Shengwu Continent.
The material of forging the Taigu Cloud Order, Zhou Nian called it the Spirit Cloud Bone, the stock is scarce, the texture is hard, if it can be forged into a special divine weapon, it will definitely sharpen the iron like mud, even in the face of the iron cage mixed with the lower and lower qi in front of him, it will be like powder.
With the material in his hand, the next problem that bothered Zhou Nian was the furnace used in forging sharp weapons, this kind of behemoth was rare in the City of Water, but Zhou Nian didn't have to worry, because he had seen something called the Spirit Lock from the Demon Beast Auction House before, and the person who forged it was the refiner in Song Tie's mouth!
Able to inject aura into special materials, there must be a furnace hidden in the hands of the refiner!
The brows gradually stretched, Zhou Nian already had eyebrows in his heart, raised his head and stared at the nonsense above his head, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.