In the earthen pit, the voice of the land lady came, shouting: "Da Zhenren do me a favor, this thing has been unearthed!" ”

Land Land, as the name suggests, the land god has some mana in the land, and can transfer the stone statue out through the earth veins. But when the stone statue came out www.biquge.info of the ground, the land god was a little struggling, so he summoned Zhang Tianci to help.

Zhang Tianci hurriedly jumped down the pit, but when he saw the stone statue, he couldn't help but cry bitterly!

The statue was huge, an exaggerated kneeling figure, with short legs curled up under the hips and a long upper body. Actually, this shape is closer to a bust. But this half of the stone statue is twice as large as the human body, more than 500 catties!

Zhang Tianci couldn't get this big guy out alone, and called Niu Zhiyuan for help.

Niu Zhiyuan is a farmer, and he is in the prime of life, so he naturally has strength.

However, Zhang Tianci and Niu Zhiyuan worked together, and with the addition of the land wife and Gong Ziguitian Xiaohe, they still couldn't lift the stone statue out.

Su Su had no choice but to take out the dragon rope from his waist, wrap it around the neck of the stone statue, and hang it vigorously.

This bundle of dragon ropes is the dragon tendon that was pulled from the evil dragon from the trophy of the last time in Kunlun Mountain. Zhang Tianci used nitrate and spices to remove the fishy smell of dragon tendons, and made it softer, turned it into a soft rope, and gave Su Su as a weapon for self-defense. The bundle dragon rope is more than two feet long, soft and tough, and can be wrapped around the waist, Su Su is very fond of it.

It's a pity that today's dragon rope is used to bind the stone statue, and it is inevitable that it will be stained with a little smell.

Everyone worked together to finally get the stone statue out.

When the over there saw the statue, she was immediately stunned, looking at it stupidly, and was as silent as the stone statue.

Zhang Yuelian turned on the strong light torch and shone on the stone statue, and said with a smile: "There are many fierce women throughout the ages, but the fierce women who have been erected by later generations are probably this Yangmen Yin." Let me see if this stone is handsome or not, and how the carving is done. ”

Yin dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak, bowed his head and was speechless.

The stone statue was covered with black dirt and faintly smelled. It's no wonder that the place where the stone statues are buried is a former dung pit, so the soil is black and smelly.

Zhang Tianci folded some fresh peach wood branches to make a broom and sweep the surface of the stone statue.

Niu Zhiyuan was not idle, grabbed a handful of grass and cleaned it up on the stone statue.

After a long time, the stone statue was finally cleaned up, and the small block engraved on the back of the stone statue was gradually revealed.

Zhang Tianci further cleaned up, using small branches to remove the soil in the cracks to make the handwriting clearer.

Everyone looked at it together, but saw that behind the stone statue, there was a long text, densely packed together.

Zhang Tianci glanced at it, turned his head to look at the Yin, and said with a smile: "Is Sister-in-law Yang literate?" Come on, come on, read this to me. ”

Yin lowered his head and said, "I can't read and write." ”

"That's good, you can't read it, I'll read it to you! Brother Niu, listen to it too. Zhang Tianci sneered, took the flashlight and illuminated the words behind the stone statue, and read it in a frustrated tone:

"The way of heaven incarnates all things, and it depends on Kuncheng; Men are ambitious in all directions, especially in need of internal help. It is only because of the affection of the children that the hero is short of breath. Yaksha sat on the bed, and Ren Vajra also had to lower his eyebrows. The bottom of the pot is poisonous and smoky, that is, the iron man has no strong point. The pestle of the autumn anvil can be picked, and the clothes of the moonlit night are not pounded; Magu's claws can scratch and try the face of the lotus.

The small is affected by the big walk, and the direct will be the shuttle on behalf of Meng's mother; The woman sings with the husband, and wants to start the Zhou Po ceremony. How can the gas of fruit fat powder be powerful? Hu Nai's dirty body, shuddering? The general spirit is like thunder and lightning, and as soon as he enters the atrium, he suddenly returns to the land of nothing; The face of an adult is like frost, and there is something that cannot be asked than when he goes to the dormitory. When it is, there are many broken galls in the ground, and there are even more horrors outside the sky. The one who can still be solved: The witch is coming to the moon, why not prostrate herself and take refuge? The most wronged: The dove pan is unkempt to the world, and it is also necessary to offer fragrant flowers!

…… Hearing the roar of the angry lion, the double hole will flirt with the sky; Listen to the hen's crowing, and the five bodies will fall to the ground. The sour wind is cold, blowing the spring of the remnant Qi Pavilion; The sea of vinegar is overwhelming, drowning the moon of the Blue Bridge.

Alack! A hundred-year-old mandarin puppet turned out to be a bone appendage; Five taels of deerskin, or the pain of buying a stripping bed. Those who are as bearded as halberds, and who are those who are as brave as fighters? I don't dare to cut off the misfortune under the horse stack; And who can cut off the roots of iniquity in the silkworm chamber? The women's army is rampant, and there is no way to cure jealousy; The rouge tiger is full of life, and it is fortunate to have a mystery.

- Huh! May these chapters of Bayeux be sprinkled as a drop of poplar branch water! ”

After Zhang Tianci finished reading, the audience was silent.

Everyone is literate, and it is not a big problem to understand this article. Only Niu Zhiyuan's level is not enough, but he can also understand the general meaning.

Zhang Tianci looked at the back of the stone statue and said: "This article is called Miaoyin Jing, also known as Baye Yewen, and it is specially written for the world's fierce women and men who are afraid of guilt. ”

"The article is a good article, but this view is in the past, not in line with the current idea. In addition, for our female compatriots, there is also a sense of contempt and contempt. Jin Siyu thought for a while and said.

"People in the past have always been a little machismo, don't be like them." Zhang Tianci was also "afraid of guilt" and said with a smile.

Land husband and wife laughed together.

Zhang Tianci glared and asked, "What are you laughing at?" Think about what to do with this stone statue, should it be destroyed? ”

"This stone statue can't be smashed, because the man in Longgang Village has osteomalacia, and he still needs treatment, and he needs this stone statue." The land woman stepped forward and said:

"The great real people don't know that the stone statue itself is used to persuade the world, and there is no evil spirit on it. It's just that the Yin is attached to it, and with the help of the stone statue, she absorbs everyone's incense offerings. As long as the is caught, it is the bottom of the kettle, and the stone statue will not be evil. ”

Zhang Tianci glanced at Niu Zhiyuan, touched his chin, and asked, "Afraid of my wife's illness, can you cure it?" ”

"Of course, there is, the prescription is very simple, use this rubbings of Bayeux texts, burn them to ashes, and with the dew on the willow branches in the early morning, distribute them to the men and women of Longgang Village to drink, and you can cure them completely. This Bayeux article can not only treat men's cartilage, but also dissolve women's jealousy, which is a good thing. The land lady said.

"So amazing? Then I will keep some rubbings for later use, and when the husband and wife quarrel in the future, I will give my wife a bowl first. Zhang Tianci looked at Jin Siyu and said.

"You dare, I don't drink it!" Jin Siyu rolled his eyes and said with a smile.

"You don't drink and I drink, the same." Zhang Tianci smiled and said, "In this way, this stone statue really has to stay." First, it has the function of curing jealousy. Second, it is also a cultural relic. But the question is, where to keep it? With such a big thing, I can't take it to Longhu Mountain. ”

The old man of the land stepped forward and said, "If you can rest assured, you can hand over the stone statue to us." We got it back and buried it underneath the Earth Temple to make sure it wouldn't be damaged. ”

(To be continued.) )