"You didn't tease me, on the way to work, I was pecked by a crow in my hair;

The snarky manager Xiang called you to the office to be scolded on the grounds that he did not pay attention to his personal image;

You see Manager Xiang and the company goddess doing something inappropriate for children outside the office;

You just pressed the fire alarm;

Then, two people ran out of the office undressed;

And then you're fired. ”

A little beautiful woman stared at her big eyes and raised her middle finger incredulously.

Luo Yun drank a beer, half drunk and dazed, and said aggrievedly: "Xiaoyu, I'm just curious, whether that fire alarm is an ornament." I didn't expect it to be true. ”

"Luo Da idiot, you lack virtue or not, you can do this kind of thing."

Luo Yun took another sip of beer and waved his hand: "Don't say it." I was even more angry, and when I got home, I found that the key to the house would not be opened. The landlord told me that the house had been rented to someone else and the locks had been changed. She threw all my luggage in the grocery heap, and I had nowhere to go. If you hadn't called me, I wouldn't know where to eat this meal. ”

The little beauty unceremoniously despised her: "Shouldn't you invite me?" ”

"Well, yes, yes, I did."

The little beauty looked away disdainfully: "Grandma doesn't care yet." The first few times you invited me to a French restaurant, now I'm reduced to this food stall, look at your cowardice, fortunately I didn't agree to be your girlfriend. ”

Luo Yun drank the wine, smacked his mouth, and could only laugh self-deprecatingly: "Okay, I deserve it." Still, I have to thank you for coming out and having a drink with me. ”

"Cut, I'm not so idle, I have something to do with you today." The little beauty rummaged through her bag, took out a document, and said with pity: "Well, your physical examination report, I don't know how to pick it up when I put it." ”

"Did I have a medical exam? It seems that I really had a physical examination, you see that I forgot about it, how embarrassed. Come on, I'll see. Luo Yun drunkenly picked up the report and read vaguely:

Name: Luo Yun; Gender: Male; Age: 22 years old...... Diagnosis: tumor spread, advanced liver cancer.

Advanced liver cancer?

This, this...... How can it be? Luo Yun rubbed his eyes, he couldn't believe it, he looked at it and looked at it, and then turned the front again, whether the name was written wrongly, whether it was the same name or not, it wasn't.

He suddenly felt that his head was not enough, the surroundings were blurred, many people were noisy, traffic was shuttling, colorful lines, neon lights, and big cypress trees on the side of the street all turned into five-colored lines, and mosquito-like sounds came from all directions, and he couldn't understand anything.

The whole world spun around, forming a five-colored typhoon eye, swallowing him in, and everything turned into darkness.

Boundless darkness and silence.

"Wake up, wake up, boy."

In the fog, someone was calling, and Luo Yun slowly opened his eyes.

Where is this?

It wasn't ruins or gray skies, and there was no disgusting smell of monsters in the air.

"Modern city?" Luo Yun was puzzled, it had been three months since the end of the world, and there would be such a place.

A kind uncle's face enlarged in front of his eyes: "Young man, you are drunk." ”

The food stall, with a bang, was like a wine bottle smashed on the skull, and the memory flickered, this was three months ago, the food stall.

Successive bad luck, light rain, and critical illness notices......

"Uncle, what about the girl who came with me?"

The demon sent the god to the ground, and he said the same thing as in his previous life.

The uncle sighed: "The girl has long been gone." It's so late, it's time for me to close the stall. Young people, drink less in the future. ”

The trajectory of history, the conversation between the two is exactly the same, Luo Yun turned his head and looked at the big screen TV on the other side of the road.

Well-dressed presenter, behind the news anchor.

"According to our news, some netizens recently posted a set of photos on Weibo, nearly 100 monkeys fled from a zoo in Huaqian City, and under the leadership of a monkey king, they crossed the police blockade, crossed the Suojiang Bridge, and ran into the mountains. Netizens have made comments:

Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are amazing;

The monkey is a sperm;

Wukong, the master is here;

Brother Monkey took me for a ride.

There are also some people with ulterior motives who take the opportunity to create doomsday speeches, cause panic among the crowd, and achieve their ulterior goals.

In fact, if you look closely at these pictures, whether they are similar to a certain movie that was released two years ago, their authenticity is obvious, and the audience must not be confused and deceived. ”

What is being broadcast is a piece of news that has been cited as a joke, and no one believes it. Luo Yun knew that it was true. It was not an ordinary monkey, but a group of mutant monkeys that escaped from the zoo, causing great chaos and even more than a dozen police officers died. The media hides the most crucial information and only broadcasts the funny side.

The uncle laughed and said: "Now these news are going back more and more, all these things that are out of tune, what is there to see about a group of monkeys." My son called in the morning and said that a teacher at the school had been bitten off by a spider and died, and the class organized a memorial service. You said that this kid wants money, he wants money, what kind of excuse do you want to bite off people's legs, thinking that he has never seen a spider. I scolded him at the time, but the kid was still unconvinced, and made me angry. ”

Luo Yun couldn't cry or laugh, it was estimated that he was also a mutant spider, and this time he was wrong to blame his son: "Uncle, how much?" ”

"I won't take any money from you. The lad is also a poor man, let's go, let's go. ”

Luo Yun was stunned, and the situation was no worse than the previous life, this ...... He must come to the end of the world again. I have a good impression of this uncle, and I remind: "Uncle, the streets have been very chaotic in the past two days, don't do it." Stay at home and wait until this time has passed. ”

Mutant creatures have appeared all over the world, and although governments have tried their best to block news, there is no airtight wall in the world, and there are a lot of witnesses, and the appropriators of the doomsday talk are not a few people who say in the news, but many, and these people have become the source of chaos.

The law and order situation in various cities has deteriorated.

The uncle cleaned up the stall and said, "Thank you for your kindness, young man. I know more about the chaos on the street than you, there is no way, my stinky boy asks for money from home for three days, today I want a pineapple mobile phone, and tomorrow I want a strawberry sneaker. I stopped here, where to find money for him, and I had to stand up to the danger. ”

Luo Yun put the two hundred yuan on the counter and turned to leave, and said tiredly: "Uncle, listen to my advice, suspend business, there won't be much delay for two days." ”

In your hand is a critical illness notice!

Luo Yun sneered, no matter what cancer there is, it's all a lie.

Someone made a bureau to try to harm him, and even fainted just now was drugged, as long as he walked into the hospital with this notice, it is not up to the individual to decide whether he lives or dies.

No matter how good his health is, after a few chemotherapy treatments, he will be disabled. After the previous life was mutilated, let him get out.

Misdiagnosed doctors.

I'm sorry, but the doctor didn't misdiagnose it, but took Luo Yun's cancer well. Maybe the doctor will be nominated with this successful case, get promoted and raised, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of his life.

Luo Yun is alone, has no house, no car, no wealth, no power and no power, who wants to work so hard to fix him, is it worth it? In the previous life, I couldn't guess if I wanted to break my head. But now, there was a cold light in his eyes, and a name popped out of his mouth: "Zhong Xiuwen." ”

The end is coming, and the future is the world of cards, but cards are not something that everyone can control.

If you want to master the cards, you need to become a card disciple first.

On Earth today, the only way to become a card disciple is to get a Destiny Card and bind it to it.

If the memory is correct, two hours later, a batch of Destiny Card Transfiguration Meteors will fall from the sky.

Whoever can get these fate cards will become a doomsday card disciple, the patron of fate, with power beyond mortal comprehension, and a survival and powerful capital.

In his memory, Luo Yun knew that the landing place of the three fate cards was not far from here.